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#464 - the blown up version is original size 14 hours ago on 'papers 0
#52 - also ad the fact that the author is a VEGAN 21 hours ago on We want bacon! We want steak! +1
#51 - you keep talking about this retarded ******* chin… 21 hours ago on We want bacon! We want steak! +1
#32 - why is their so many supplement stores hmm because their are M…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on How to make a salad +8
User avatar #36 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
The World Health Organisation recommends 5 percent of overall calories come from protein.

Protein is not our primary fuel source, it is used in body maintenance.

The China Study. Read it.
User avatar #63 - loganmadder (08/19/2014) [-]
Red thumbs means stop. People eat meat. Deal with it. Are you just trying to change the mind of a person who's been doing something their whole life by annoying them on the internet? Same with the other guy, both of you are too arrogant to change your minds, so why even argue? I went to a heavily christian school as an atheist, and kids would ask me to tell them more about atheism, and if I realized that they were just trying to argue with me, I would end that conversation and talk about something else. I did that because they weren't really listening to me, only trying to convert me to Christianity. I went in and came out every day an atheist, never changing my mind once, and never changing anyone else's mind once, because that's what we've believed in since we've first thought about it, whether it be that your parents taught you, or you developed the thought on your own after thoroughly thinking about it.
User avatar #35 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
Look up the video "uprooting the leading causes of death"
User avatar #34 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
The brain runs on glucose exclusively.

Animal protein is carcinogenic.

Those are articles. Not clinical science.

www.atkinsexposed.org
#78 - eddio (08/19/2014) [-]
I like how some vegans give such a huge shit about what people eat instead of devoting their energy (gained from a dieting lifestyle that only exists because of the comparatively luxurious circumstances they live in) instead of things that matter like poverty, human trafficking, kidnappings (Like the recent kidnapping of dozens of Nigerian school girls), female genitalia mutilation, etc etc.

People like you need to choke on tofu.
#27 - you forgot to add the fact that EVERY ******* PER…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2014 on How to make a salad +13
User avatar #28 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
Wrong. There is not one single essential vitamin or mineral lacking on a vegan diet.

There is not one single deficiency unique to vegans.

Why are there so many supplement stores when hardly anyone is vegan?

#33 - fagnomo (08/19/2014) [-]
No, you fuckwit, THAT is wrong...

Vitamin B12 is an essential vitamin that is ONLY found in beef products. It is the vitamin used in the formation of blood cells you fucktard.
#32 - disturbedmaster (08/19/2014) [-]
why is their so many supplement stores hmm because their are MILLIONS of people who use them to boost health and supplement what they cant get from proper consumption, OR the people who use it TO BOOST their bodies amount of a certain supplement. HUMANS ARE FUCKING OMNIVORES just like cats and dogs and other animals. WHY DO WE EAT MEAT primary reason is because meat has enough raw energy from proteins TO encourage proper body DEVELOPMENT and to supply the BRAIN with enough energy to do everything it can do every day. to get the same amount of protein one 16 oz steak has in it you would have to eat 5;BS of almonds.
www.livestrong.com/article/482780-disadvantages-of-being-vegan/
www.aarp.org/food/diet-nutrition/info-02-2011/9-pros-and-cons-to-going-vegan.html
www.healthguidance.org/entry/11183/1/Disadvantages-of-Being-a-Vegetarian.html
www.vegane.com/articles/10-disadvantages-of-a-vegan-diet.html
www.menshealth.com/nutrition/the-downside-of-a-vegetarian-diet
User avatar #36 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
The World Health Organisation recommends 5 percent of overall calories come from protein.

Protein is not our primary fuel source, it is used in body maintenance.

The China Study. Read it.
User avatar #63 - loganmadder (08/19/2014) [-]
Red thumbs means stop. People eat meat. Deal with it. Are you just trying to change the mind of a person who's been doing something their whole life by annoying them on the internet? Same with the other guy, both of you are too arrogant to change your minds, so why even argue? I went to a heavily christian school as an atheist, and kids would ask me to tell them more about atheism, and if I realized that they were just trying to argue with me, I would end that conversation and talk about something else. I did that because they weren't really listening to me, only trying to convert me to Christianity. I went in and came out every day an atheist, never changing my mind once, and never changing anyone else's mind once, because that's what we've believed in since we've first thought about it, whether it be that your parents taught you, or you developed the thought on your own after thoroughly thinking about it.
User avatar #35 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
Look up the video "uprooting the leading causes of death"
User avatar #34 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
The brain runs on glucose exclusively.

Animal protein is carcinogenic.

Those are articles. Not clinical science.

www.atkinsexposed.org
#78 - eddio (08/19/2014) [-]
I like how some vegans give such a huge shit about what people eat instead of devoting their energy (gained from a dieting lifestyle that only exists because of the comparatively luxurious circumstances they live in) instead of things that matter like poverty, human trafficking, kidnappings (Like the recent kidnapping of dozens of Nigerian school girls), female genitalia mutilation, etc etc.

People like you need to choke on tofu.
#8 - HOLY **** MAN that was funny 08/19/2014 on Expect It 0
#83 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on Don't you hate it when -4
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Don't you hate it when -3
#15 - ihateemo (08/18/2014) [-]
calm your shit. Just because you're scared of women doesn't mean other people are. Seriously people think girls are these magical creatures.

If a guy came up to you and asked for a picture would you be weirded out by him touching your shoulder for a picture? i mean if you were famous or worked in a position where taking pictures with people is what you do

If you said yes to the question you should really get out more
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#5 - or maybe he is using it to cook example 08/16/2014 on peeling a potato.. +1
#75 - video sauce its funny as hell  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Gender Equality in Gaming +13
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User avatar #106 - struttndatass (06/07/2014) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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#96 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
And its official!
And its official!
#97 to #96 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
woot a friend XO
#98 to #97 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
And may the friendship last a lifetime
And may the friendship last a lifetime
#99 to #98 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
make it 4 and ya got a deal XD
#100 to #99 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
are you suggesting.. orgy with friends?  ...no?
are you suggesting.. orgy with friends? ...no?
#101 to #100 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
no XD im suggesting we murder others to live again XD
User avatar #102 to #101 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
I feel like this is the right way to go. yes, yes it's clear now master
#103 to #102 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
all hail dat ass
#104 to #103 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
Hail it, strut it, Be the ass
Hail it, strut it, Be the ass
#105 to #104 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
thats what im talking about
#95 - hellscythe (10/14/2013) [-]
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#39 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
Dutch?
User avatar #40 to #39 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
Forgot to log in
#41 to #40 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Dutch? not sure what your trying to imply lol
User avatar #49 to #41 - notstyg ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
you're*
User avatar #42 to #41 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
Nederlands? Holland? The netherlands? Land of weed?
#43 to #42 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
are you asking if im from there ?
User avatar #44 to #43 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
yes
#46 to #44 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
the server to this site is in the netherlands though
User avatar #47 to #46 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
Thats probably the reason why i thought you were dutch.
#93 to #47 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
im not dutch but i am german
User avatar #94 to #93 - erwtje (08/09/2013) [-]
I made that comment 7 months ago...
#48 to #47 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
how did that make you think i was dutch lol
#45 to #44 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
ahhh nope im not from there but im in usa
User avatar #32 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
Hello DisturbedMaster
#33 to #32 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
hello sonic team
User avatar #34 to #33 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
You sent me friend request.
How may I help you?
#35 to #34 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
not really i like your content so i figured id sub n friend if thats ok with you
User avatar #36 to #35 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
Before I do..let me ask you 3 things. Answer wisely.
1. Into Sonic Games? (if so, name one you like)
2. Favorite Movie?
3. What Content Did You See Of Mine?
#37 to #36 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
sonic adventures DX 1 & 2
i dont really have a fave movie as i watch like 6 movies a day
Avengers Premire Submitted: 05/24/2012 < one of my more favorite ones
User avatar #38 to #37 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
Approved. Welcome to the heinous world of mine that is SonicTeam
#11 - fuckyoujackpot (11/20/2012) [-]
why did you block me again and delete my comment? you can't run so just talk to me i'm not trying to bully you i just want to talk with you
#12 to #11 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
sorry if i get pissed off at what seems to be trolling comments i had like 16 account banned because of soc trollers down thumbing my **** to hell and i actually want this account to be kept around and not banned because some one was being a dick
#13 to #12 - fuckyoujackpot (11/20/2012) [-]
you know you could just go and make your own content instead of stealing it? and mind unblocking my other accounts? it would be easier to talk that way
#14 to #13 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
how many accounts do you have, and i guess i could try to restart making some oc
#15 to #14 - fuckyoujackpot (11/20/2012) [-]
as many as i want they're really easy to make but my main was thecurlysage until addy banned me for making a joke but now i have danceswithbears as my main
#17 to #15 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
actuly i dont rember banning thecurlysage
User avatar #20 to #17 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
thecurlysage is my old account like my first account but it was banned awhile ago and i don;t use it anymore
#22 to #20 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
ah ok
User avatar #8 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
why did you delete the content?
#16 to #8 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
the tatto one because it got 6 red thumbs and i know it wasnt getting any green once it goes red it never goes green
User avatar #18 to #16 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
still like a captain and his ship you should go down with it
#19 to #18 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
but yeah like i said id rather keep this account
User avatar #21 to #19 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
i just don't really post content and get my thumbs from comments
#23 to #21 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
not sure what you meant
User avatar #24 to #23 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
just rack thumbs up from commenting and then after awhile you'll be safe to post content with a net in case you get ******
#25 to #24 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
well i am level 68 mostly from comment thumbs so i should be some what safe unles i hit lvl 75 then go back to lvl 61 for no reason
User avatar #26 to #25 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
just be funny and not stupid and you'll be fine
#27 to #26 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
HA i am the enbodyment of stupid sometimes
User avatar #28 to #27 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
everyone is
#29 to #28 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
true true

User avatar #30 to #29 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
well i'm off good luck with whatever happens
#31 to #30 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
you too
User avatar #3 - swagathor (08/31/2012) [-]
would you happen to know where i can get some nice Trap pics?
User avatar #51 to #3 - notstyg ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
try the internet
#4 to #3 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
i dont know a direct source but i can try too finnd one
User avatar #5 to #4 - swagathor (08/31/2012) [-]
naw man is cool
User avatar #1 - EggsAndBacon (08/24/2012) [-]
Thank you fine sir. can't tell from website if this is the actual gluttony one, but that seems like a fantastic one anyways.
#2 to #1 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
its a pretty decent site if you order out for pick up and dilvery i have used it tons and its worth it
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