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dissectedtesticle

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Rome
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Comment Ranking:#20505
Highest Content Rank:#5702
Highest Comment Rank:#564
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Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
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Level 266 Comments: Pure Win → Level 267 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:22060
Total Comments Made:2103
FJ Points:6795

latest user's comments

#68 - just imagined a mass effect-like scenario where humanity takes… 03/11/2015 on Hoover Dam +7
#60 - here come the feels, THEY MULTIPLYYYYY 03/09/2015 on Manly Tears 0
#7 - rape. violent rape. 03/08/2015 on Mermaid 0
#9 - aye to this man. 03/08/2015 on Buddha 0
#8 - i love those two perfect lines going down.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2015 on just sonatadusk things +13
#17 - uraharakiske (03/09/2015) [-]
Hmmmmm.....
#18 - uraharakiske (03/09/2015) [-]
....mmmmmm.....
#19 - uraharakiske (03/09/2015) [-]
....mmmmmm...
#20 - uraharakiske (03/09/2015) [-]
mmmm....
#21 - uraharakiske (03/09/2015) [-]
mmmm.







it bothers me so much.
I have too much time
#199 - AHAAHAHAHAHHA OH **** **** 03/08/2015 on Just doing leg presses 0
#59 - haha what  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on my life 0
User avatar #61 - megayoming (03/08/2015) [-]
Snappy retort: something about your mom.
#29 - that paladin strolling in like a badass. 03/06/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 12 0
#41 - honhon baguette 03/05/2015 on when your friends have bad... +124
#18 - go to a ******* restaurant. no, not mcdonalds. t.g.i. f… 03/04/2015 on I need help... Plz... 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Dyed my hair purple.. worth... +1
#5 - deletexe Comment deleted by dissectedtesticle
#2798 - probably because of the hair 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +1
#2776 - 69 69 if i tighten my asscheeks hard enough, my face s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +4
User avatar #2797 - yiffcario (03/03/2015) [-]
I see the Joker you're talking about but my first thought was Handsome Jack.
User avatar #2798 - dissectedtesticle (03/03/2015) [-]
probably because of the hair
#49 - go **** yourself, you absolute cheeki breeki. 03/03/2015 on When someone quits funnyjunk 0
#54 - Picture 03/01/2015 on 10 Signs you're a killer 0
#30 - ayy do me 02/28/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 0
#1423 - **dissectedtesticle used "*roll cah answer*"** **dissectedt… 02/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#1421 - **dissectedtesticle used "*roll cah question*"** **dissecte…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #1423 - dissectedtesticle (02/27/2015) [-]
**dissectedtesticle used "*roll cah answer*"**
**dissectedtesticle rolls Afa The Wild Samoan.**
#71 - the bottom right one has got it right. 02/26/2015 on ideal girlfriend 0
#199 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Manly Military +2
#53 - goddamn, i wish i could subscribe to your comments.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Come on +4
#56 - maxpaynenarration (02/25/2015) [-]
He wanted the impossible, but I could see the good reasons behind it. I was happy he enjoyed hearing me wail on about how awful my world was. I didn't want good guys like him to make bad turns.
User avatar #58 - catsbats (02/25/2015) [-]
I hit bats with cats and cats with bats.
#59 - maxpaynenarration (02/25/2015) [-]
Like myself, we were all doomed to fill in those monotonous routines with monotonous actions of a monotonous world, torturing ourselves. catsbats seemed to have a preference of hitting bats with cats, against his other ideal of hitting cats with bats. What a mess. You decide to hit a cat with a bat and like a sick joke, that cat could come back and hit you with a bat. I only hoped catsbats hadn't hit the wrong car with a bat, setting off a chain-reaction of cats with bats, angry and smart, to hunt him down, to put an end to batscats, the cat-batter that bats cats with a cat-batted bat.

That would be a catastrophic end for him.
User avatar #60 - catsbats (02/25/2015) [-]
I shat in your bed.
#5 - x gave it to her and never gave it to anyone else 02/24/2015 on When u bad 0
#4 - ruff ryder  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on When u bad +1
User avatar #5 - dissectedtesticle (02/24/2015) [-]
x gave it to her and never gave it to anyone else
#106 - Comment deleted 02/24/2015 on Kids 0
#16 - **dissectedtesticle used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **dissectedtes… 02/22/2015 on Payday Giveaway 0
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User avatar #25 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
User avatar #23 - stormietheraver ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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