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#105 - Too much hype. Apparently people were flipping …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on PorQueMon +1
User avatar #128 - fatspartan (04/17/2014) [-]
As much as I would enjoy Mewtwo's return, I'm glad with what they're doing besides the fact. Bringing back a Capcom legend, giving Charizard a standalone spot, ect. At this point, bringing Mewtwo back would be a pleasant bonus
#1156788 - Nope  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Friendly 0
#1156791 - sillyfutashy (04/13/2014) [-]
#1156780 - Been there, done that.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Friendly 0
#1156785 - sillyfutashy (04/13/2014) [-]
DO IT AGAIN?
#1156788 - discordwhooves (04/13/2014) [-]
Nope
#1156791 - sillyfutashy (04/13/2014) [-]
#1156766 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1156869 - twilightssparkle (04/13/2014) [-]
That's just weird
#1156759 - Absolutely disgusting. 04/13/2014 on Friendly +2
#1156744 - I had the mascot first. Wiredguy is a big phony. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Friendly +2
#1156754 - mikli (04/13/2014) [-]
Big pohny*
#1156759 - discordwhooves (04/13/2014) [-]
Absolutely disgusting.
#1156739 - Haven't been here in a while.  [+] (25 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Friendly +6
#1156775 - sillyfutashy (04/13/2014) [-]
#1156780 - discordwhooves (04/13/2014) [-]
Been there, done that.
#1156785 - sillyfutashy (04/13/2014) [-]
DO IT AGAIN?
#1156788 - discordwhooves (04/13/2014) [-]
Nope
#1156791 - sillyfutashy (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #1156765 - xerros (04/13/2014) [-]
hiya
User avatar #1156762 - twilightssparkle (04/13/2014) [-]
Ohi
#1156766 - discordwhooves (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #1156869 - twilightssparkle (04/13/2014) [-]
That's just weird
User avatar #1156760 - therealfishyxander (04/13/2014) [-]
hia
User avatar #1156749 - kokanum (04/13/2014) [-]
Welcome back
#1156748 - zzRedzz (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #1156752 - zoopityzop (04/13/2014) [-]
#1156731 to #1156719 - zoopityzop (5 minutes ago)
IT'S BACK
#1156755 - zzRedzz (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #1156745 - zoopityzop (04/13/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #1156741 - mikli (04/13/2014) [-]
Hello wiredguy

I mean what
what who are you
#1158579 - wiredguy (04/13/2014) [-]
for the record, we'd always agreed that was the way it was, then after like 18 months, I actually checked the preferences of my folder, turns out I had remembered it wrong, and I'd had the mascot for about a month longer than I thought.

But I don't really see why it matters anyway, neither of us "stole" the idea, it was just an accident.
User avatar #1158610 - mikli (04/13/2014) [-]
Shhh
I just get confused ok
#1158617 - wiredguy (04/13/2014) [-]
eh
it's best to just remember that we both always use different pictures

all the time

never the same

sllrrp
User avatar #1158639 - mikli (04/13/2014) [-]
??!?!??
#1158649 - wiredguy (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #1158587 - wiredguy (04/13/2014) [-]
properties*
#1156744 - discordwhooves (04/13/2014) [-]
I had the mascot first.

Wiredguy is a big phony.

I think we were only off by a week or two
#1156754 - mikli (04/13/2014) [-]
Big pohny*
#1156759 - discordwhooves (04/13/2014) [-]
Absolutely disgusting.
#74 - To be fair, all of the voices come from people who have never …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Money +2
User avatar #108 - snowshark (03/27/2014) [-]
That's not an excuse. An artist doesn't make mistakes and then make excuses. An artist eliminates mistakes before they happen or at least doesn't allow them to get in the way of the piece, which the voices do.

It was forgivable in the Strangerhood or Red vs Blue because it was a bunch of guys without a budget operating out of their college dorm rooms, however even THEN they still delivered more natural dialogue than most of the characters in RWBY.

In fairness, that is the fault of the writing staff who write the series as though it were a dubbed anime, which is a freaking retarded problem to have because dubbed anime only sound forced because they're trying to translate a language that is wholly different in tone, pace, arrangement, detail, and context whilst keeping synched to the animation. But here it's 100% original dialogue and 100% original animation formed around the dialogue! It's not a justified mistake.

Then there's the humour! FFS they're trying to transfer the same comedic style of 2D drawn animation into 3D animated models (which is pretty much impossible given how the drawings will change form to emphasise the humour, something 3D models can't do anywhere near as easily) and then on top of that, they're trying to translate an eastern style of comedy that relies upon an eastern-style delivery of an eastern language into a western language! There's a reason why anime dubs, especially comedic ones, come across as disgustingly forced and they have NO excuse as to why this problem occurred within a 100% original western series!

I've not given up hope because the series is animated competently... for the most part. It's also FULL of creative visuals, as expected of Monty Oum. That alone won't be enough to save the series but I'd be lying if I said the first season of RvB still makes me laugh. It doesn't make me cringe and it has other values to it but it's not as good as their recent work. In time... who knows what RWBY may become.
User avatar #79 - Sethorein (03/27/2014) [-]
They're a machinima company without voice actors... I've heard youtubers voice act better than some of them... geh...
#417 - I'm not sure if it's bad or good that these don't even phase m… 03/27/2014 on Cringe Compilation 13 +1
#909673 - Thanks for the input, guys. Maybe I'll get around to testing i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #909749 - therealdoctor (03/08/2014) [-]
Whoa now, don't do anything rash.

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User avatar #1567 - hotpost (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you very much
#1553 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Did you see the new episode?
Did you see the new episode?
User avatar #1554 to #1553 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I'm watching it now.
User avatar #1555 to #1554 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Tell me what you thought when you finish.
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I already like the nude church.
User avatar #1558 to #1557 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
Well, that rip in space and time is back.
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Should've used duct tape
User avatar #1561 to #1559 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
Mother Superior: They engineered a psychopath to kill you.

Eleven: Totally married her.
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
11th's sass
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
******* ****

THE RECORDING CUT OFF THE LAST BIT

I HAVE TO RECORD THE ENCORE PRESENTATION NOW
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I refuse to stream this online and not in glorious HD.
User avatar #1566 to #1565 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Sorry I can't help.
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
Bald AND Old Matt Smiths.
User avatar #1481 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Did you get my MMS picture I sent?
User avatar #1523 to #1481 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Already eating Christmas dinner.
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh... my! I just got back from my Father's.
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh. Hey, Love.
User avatar #1502 to #1481 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
I usually liked fire Pokemon, because I always started with Charmander.

Because muh dragonz
#1503 to #1502 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Bulbasaur since I'm a hippy tree hugging ****** .

Even though my first starter for my generation was Chickorita
#1504 to #1503 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Torchic because fire kicky thing.
Torchic because fire kicky thing.
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Sorry... I'm playing Borderlands and forgot to reply...

But... but muh razor leaf
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
BUT FIRE KICKS

And that's okay. Did you get the GOTY edition?
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
RAZOR
SHARP
LEAVES

I did.
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
A KICK
THAT'S ON
FIRE

So I take it you're playing as Krieg?
User avatar #1509 to #1508 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Anyone can cover their feet in flames and kick. But who can shoot razor sharp leaves?

It's like you know me and we're like
dating
or something
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Every grass Pokemon ever can. Not just the starter.

I know, right?
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
But can every pokemon kick with fire? Huh? Can Victini? I don't even think she has legs. Pokemon, what is this **** , Vietnam?

conduct
that
poop
train
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
You do realize that you're proving my point right.

Choo choo
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Most every grass Pokemon can learn Razor Leaf. But not all fire Pokemon can learn Fire Kick.

So, if the starter Pokemon is Fire/Fighting, they can learn it and it's more rare than Razor Leaf.

That's my reason for picking Fire starters.
User avatar #1516 to #1514 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Sorry Love. Took a shower. Leaving for Dad's soon. plztxt when i go
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Until then.

How's being sexy?
User avatar #1519 to #1518 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
I don't know. Pretty nice, I gues.
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
>Major Lazer

lolno
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Watch the part until the song starts, then shut it off.
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
I like Poison punch. I like DoT in Pokemans.
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm afraid not, no.
User avatar #1483 to #1482 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
I resent it. Tell me if you like it.

I'll be deaf, Love.
User avatar #1484 to #1483 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Deaf? Screaming babbies?
User avatar #1485 to #1484 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
No, something way worse. The good kind, though. I'm one step closer to Hellen Keller. I'm already blind, now I'll be deaf and left handed, which is like the same thing is mute.
User avatar #1486 to #1485 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh. Okay.
User avatar #1487 to #1486 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Well, what do you think of it?
User avatar #1488 to #1487 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
I didn't get it still.
#1489 to #1488 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Here it is, dear. Sorry I'm rubbing this in, but I'm very happy.

My phone is a dumb slut, also. It's barely working to transfer images, so that's why this took forever. Again, I'm really sorry.
User avatar #1490 to #1489 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh my. That's pretty ******* neat.
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
300 Watt. That's 300 whole elecrticites of loud!
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
That's, like, 300 more loud than I have!
#1493 to #1492 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
My mom says she's happy she can tolerate bass, since we lived in the hood, or it'd be an oh no.   
   
So... I got Berderlinz tu for 360.
My mom says she's happy she can tolerate bass, since we lived in the hood, or it'd be an oh no.

So... I got Berderlinz tu for 360.
User avatar #1494 to #1493 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
And I didn't. Drat.
User avatar #1496 to #1495 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
I did get Perkemon WHY
#1497 to #1496 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
Let me guess. You got the 						******					 fire starter.
Let me guess. You got the ****** fire starter.
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Haven't started playing yet, but I'm gonna pick Froakie.
#1500 to #1499 - discordwhooves (12/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
User avatar #1501 to #1500 - lightingeagle (12/25/2013) [-]
FRAWGEZ

I like Water and grass starters.
User avatar #1434 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Hello there.
User avatar #1544 to #1434 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I really like it.
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
The cannibals were neat.
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
What choices did you make?
User avatar #1548 to #1547 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I only really remember for Episode 2. I killed the one girls dad with the cinder block, or whatever.

I killed the one brother with the pitchfork, but I left the last one alive, like a stone cold ************ .
User avatar #1550 to #1548 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Good choices.
User avatar #1551 to #1550 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I thought so. Although Clementine is pretty much terrified of Lee in my game.
#1477 to #1434 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
Not at all.
Not at all.
User avatar #1478 to #1477 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
I'm impressed.
#1479 to #1478 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
Still not as impressive as nearly 2000 pictures of Discord Whooves.
Still not as impressive as nearly 2000 pictures of Discord Whooves.
#1526 to #1479 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas.

I'll try to digitize it for New Year's Eve
User avatar #1528 to #1527 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
How was your Christmas?
User avatar #1529 to #1528 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
Pretty good. Got Pokemon Y, The Avengers on Bluray, a Game of Thrones boxset, and a few other things.

It was pretty nice.
User avatar #1530 to #1529 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Awesome. Glad to hear one of us had a nice Christmas.
#1531 to #1530 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
What was wrong with yours?
User avatar #1533 to #1531 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Crap I asked that twice didn't I? Stupid me.

What did you do on Christmas?
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I've played Pokemon, mostly. Spent some time with my family. My oldest brother couldn't come back from LA for Christmas.

He still sent gifts, though. He's the one who got me the Bluray of Avengers and the Game of Thrones boxset.
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry that he couldn't make it.

Are you going to watch Doctor Who tonight?
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I'm recording it.

I wish they didn't publicize Matt Smith's regeneration so much.
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
I've been avoiding the TV like the plague.
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I should be avoiding the internet, because I still haven't beaten quite a few games.

See: GTA V, ACIV: Black Flag, Walking Dead game.
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Season 1 or 2 of the walking dead?
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
Season 1.

I'm WAY behind.
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
You're going to love it!
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - discordwhooves (12/26/2013) [-]
I've played Parts 1 and 2. So I need to finish 3 parts.

I also got the 400 days DLC.

I want to get The Wolf Among Us too.
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
What do you think of it so far?
User avatar #1532 to #1531 - thegentleluger (12/26/2013) [-]
Well, it started by my brother not able to come home for the holidays because of people taking advantage of him by putting all of their work onto him for Christmas. I really like my brother and he's very kind to me so it's very hard for me to enjoy Christmas without him. It just felt pretty lonely and empty. I just never got into the Christmas spirit this year.
I'm just whining really. Sorry about that. I got nice gifts and I am very thankful for what gifts I got, which many people don't get to take part in. So, in reality I shouldn't be complaining as much.
Sorry for whining to you.

How was your Christmas?
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
Wow.

That turns me on.
User avatar #1456 to #1434 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Yeah.

My family is fun.
User avatar #1457 to #1456 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Oh I bet.

I was thinking of drawing a few things for a selected group of people off of my friendslist for Christmas. What do you think you would like?
#1458 to #1457 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
I don't know. R63 Discord Whooves, I guess?

That sonic screwdriver?
#1459 to #1458 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
R63 Dissy I can do. Anything specific? No limits here.    
   
But the screwdriver might be a bit more difficult. Sorry.
R63 Dissy I can do. Anything specific? No limits here.

But the screwdriver might be a bit more difficult. Sorry.

User avatar #1460 to #1459 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Just draw whatever you feel is best. Humanized, non-humanized. I'm just happy to have people give me stuff.

I know that screwdriver isn't going to happen. I was joking.
User avatar #1462 to #1460 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
The picture is coming along nicely little by little. I don't want to show you anything until Xmas day.

How are you?
#1463 to #1462 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh, hi. I'm pretty good.

I got a cat.
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
Glad to hear.

Nice cat.
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
It's an all black cat, that's not really mine.

It's just going to stay here until my brother and his girlfriend can find a place that will accept pets.
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
Ah cool. Is it a boy or a girl?
#1467 to #1466 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
Girl. Brother named it Shadow.   
   
I personally would have named it Blake.
Girl. Brother named it Shadow.

I personally would have named it Blake.
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
Why Blake?
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
The character in the gif I just posted is named Blake Belladonna

She's from the RoosterTeeth anime, RWBY.

She's a faunas, half-human half-animal, that's part cat.

RWBY stands for Red White Black Yellow. She's the B, so she's Black.
User avatar #1471 to #1470 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
Of course, if it was a boy, I would have named it Loki.
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
Ah I see why.
#1473 to #1472 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
Because Tom Hiddleston.
Because Tom Hiddleston.
#1475 to #1474 - discordwhooves (12/24/2013) [-]
235 gifs/pictures of this glorious man.
235 gifs/pictures of this glorious man.
User avatar #1476 to #1475 - thegentleluger (12/24/2013) [-]
No kidding?

User avatar #1437 to #1436 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, it was late, I went to bed.
User avatar #1438 to #1437 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
No problem. What's new?
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Oh, not much at all.

Just trying to survive High School.
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Good luck!
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, senior year.

I need the luck.
User avatar #1442 to #1441 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Oh me too! Cool. I just want to relax already.
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Well, Winter break is coming, so that's good.
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. Two weeks of bliss. I can't wait.
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
I still have a senior project to worry about, though.
User avatar #1446 to #1445 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Well...I wish you the best.
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Yeah. A 7 minute presentation that determines whether 13 years of school means anything or not.
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Tell me about it.
User avatar #1451 to #1449 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
assuming you celebrate that, if you don't sorry.
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
I do celebrate it, but I don't have any real plans. Maybe some stuff with family like every year.
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Same thing with me. What about New Year's? Any resolutions or plans or traditions?
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - discordwhooves (12/15/2013) [-]
Well, my brother is coming back from LA for New Year's. Only for a day, though. Then he's going to spend a week with his dad.

He's only my half-brother. He's also an ungrateful **** . He'll spend a day with my mom, the woman who raised him for 21 years and put him through college, but a whole week with his dad who hasn't done much of anything for him.
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - thegentleluger (12/15/2013) [-]
Maybe another time.

Any plans for Christmas?
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User avatar #1418 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I can't buy you those socks...
User avatar #1419 to #1418 - discordwhooves (11/26/2013) [-]
Hun, it's okay. They're socks. I just thought it'd be neat to show them.
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
Well... I've not gotten you anything since our anniversary, and you got me a game... I've gotten you **** for months now, and I can't even help toward your cosplay...
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - discordwhooves (11/26/2013) [-]
I gave you a game I didn't really want or care to have that I got for such a pathetic price.

And you can contribute to the cosplay. Buy me black stockings. Boom.
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
You still bought me something...

I still don't know if I can... she checks her purchase history, and if she sees I bought a pair of stockings and sent them to an address she's never seen before, that's out of state... she'll ask too many questions...
User avatar #1423 to #1422 - discordwhooves (11/26/2013) [-]
If she just checks the purchase history on her credit card or whatever, it'll just say the website and the price, not where they were sent to or what they were.
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
So she'll ask why I bought something from Amazon and why I have no packages in the mail.
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - discordwhooves (11/26/2013) [-]
Make up a story. Tell her you want to buy something for a friend for Christmas.
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
She told me I can't do that, and she's gonna ask who my friend is. She damn well knows that I don't talk to any of the people before I moved, and she doubts that they'd move to Wisconsin.
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - discordwhooves (11/26/2013) [-]
Well, she's a ******* **** . She let's you buy stuff for yourself, but if you want to buy something for a friend, that's completely out of the question?

And yet she wants you to be social?
User avatar #1428 to #1427 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
She wants me to buy things for friends in my state. Not things for people I "Don't know". She doesn't want me getting people things like that, she's told me, many times, when I've asked. She always tell me to go to the store, and drop it in person. I can't do this.
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - discordwhooves (11/26/2013) [-]
If it's something that's only online, does she want you to get it in the mail then bring it to the person?
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
I don't know... I fear that this is too risky...
User avatar #1414 - wolfenbanes (11/07/2013) [-]
*boop*
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - discordwhooves (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh, hi. Sorry, I am currently at school.
User avatar #587 - phanact (07/20/2012) [-]
1 more notif for ya
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