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discardedslinky

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Gender: female
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: DiscardedSlinky
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/screamtechnorock
Steam Profile: DiscardedSlinky
Consoles Owned: Xbox One, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS, PC
Video Games Played: League of Legends, Kingdom Hearts, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, FNAF series, Elder Scrolls series, Pokemon, Dark Souls, Bioshock, Fallout series, Silent Hill series, idfk
X-box Gamertag: DiscardedSlinky
Interests: Video Games
Date Signed Up:5/20/2012
Last Login:8/30/2015
Location:New York STATE
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Why are you on my profile anyways? Why would you highlight it?

DO YOU CARE THAT MUCH?

latest user's comments

#51 - but then my asshole is wet  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on One ply 0
User avatar #52 - CallMeCrisco (11/18/2014) [-]
Dab dry with a square of TP. This ain't rocket science...
#2 - stop rolling on all my content  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Bic 0
#4 - imagnetsux (11/18/2014) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled image** no
#301 - wow, this post brings me back 11/17/2014 on Trainer's Nightmare 0
#48 - why did I laugh so hard at that 11/16/2014 on Log Cabins yo! 0
#102 - Same 11/16/2014 on What do We want? 0
#273 - I was off the internet for a few days I almost died …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Still not asking for it +1
User avatar #275 - ubercookieboy (11/16/2014) [-]
Man gets known for his choice in clothing rather than his contribution to astronautics.
#348 - ey grl. wan sum fk? 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message 0
#968 - Show me your hairy armpit 11/16/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#18 - Wow. It's almost as if it a scripted video or something. 11/13/2014 on Breaking in +79
#67 - ******* feminazi's ruining everything. Was pl… 11/13/2014 on HURR DURR WOMEN 0
#335 - I'm 19 and have never had a job before, and am having a **…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#3339 - anon (11/14/2014) [-]
Hey man, if you need a job try a temp agency. I work for one as a coordinator. We hire most people unless there is a huge red flag. Jump in there and get a bit of experience and then you'll be good to go. Plus most of the positions are short term so you don't have to stick around for long to get some experience.
User avatar #350 - mattdoggy (11/13/2014) [-]
The first job can be the hardest bro, but if you keep at it you can get one. I'd recommend getting any job, even a crappy one. Once you have one it's easy to get another one.
A lot of people fail their first semester or bomb it pretty hard, that's almost expected.
Don't live up to your fathers standards, be your own man/woman and be happy with you, that's all that matters
#9 - It's assumed when he got out of the car to open to door someth… 11/12/2014 on Creepy 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Creepy 0
User avatar #8 - genralraam (11/12/2014) [-]
yeah but he hasn't posted anything new
User avatar #9 - discardedslinky (11/12/2014) [-]
It's assumed when he got out of the car to open to door something happened. His last comment was created out of things he previously said.
#6 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Creepy 0
#5 - For those wondering, this is the very last thing the guy ever … 11/12/2014 on Creepy +3
#3 - It hasn't even come off the front page yet dude. Wait a day or… 11/12/2014 on Double Standards +8
#32 - "Jovian fathered 12 children, seven of which survive him…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Zoboomafoo passes away at 20 +17
#82 - thetruemexcalibur has deleted their comment.
User avatar #66 - charagrin (11/12/2014) [-]
"7 of which survive him"

The only things we have to feel, is feel itself.
#31 - **** man. I haven't thought about this show in years, a… 11/12/2014 on Zoboomafoo passes away at 20 +1
#2094 - **discardedslinky rolled image ** Probs some stupi… 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#56 - Eck. I hate how much Hentai focuses on fluids. 11/12/2014 on 10 popular japanese fetishes 0
#26 - I'm pretty sure it is on a hardness 11/11/2014 on Think fast. +6
#42 - that's some ******* masterful hiding skills 11/11/2014 on Hey Alexa +4
#67 - this is so inspiring  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on What are your computer specs? +2
User avatar #194 - canyou (11/09/2014) [-]
#70 - Happy Birthday <3 11/07/2014 on Yay me.. 0
#191 - I have this old ass metal fan that weights about a ton, and ca… 11/07/2014 on Oldest thing 0

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User avatar #83 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
Your profile is horrifying.
User avatar #84 to #83 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
Thank you, a lot of time and effort went into it
User avatar #85 to #84 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
It looks like Ronald McDonald busted a nut everywhere
User avatar #86 to #85 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
Damn. I was going for the blood piss look
User avatar #87 to #86 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm lovin' it

What's the blue then?
User avatar #88 to #87 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
Toilet water
User avatar #90 to #88 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
You're cool. We should be friends.
User avatar #91 to #90 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
We are friends ;p

You use to have a facebook page I'd comment on a lot.
User avatar #92 to #91 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, but we've never talked.
Anyone who designs their profile after bloody piss is a person I need to get to know
User avatar #93 to #92 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
I'm a college student that plays League all day, that's basically my whole personallity
User avatar #94 to #93 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
You sound cool
I'm a college student who doesn't do anything all day.
User avatar #95 to #94 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
Play league, it'll ruin your life but you'll love it. Plus it feels good actually gaining skills at something even if it's meaningless. So basically it's a second college.
User avatar #96 to #95 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
A lot of people have told me to check it out but it doesn't really like the kind of game I'd enjoy.
What's your major?
User avatar #97 to #96 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
Computer stuff, I haven't decided what field I want to go into with computers so I'm taking the basic stuff until I choose. What about you?
User avatar #98 to #97 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
That's pretty smart. Good luck
I'm going into accounting so I can steal money and use it to buy video games.
User avatar #99 to #98 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
Smart, good luck to you too. What games do you play? I've been playing Dark Souls 2 and L4D a lot lately
User avatar #100 to #99 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
Been playing a lot of Splatoon, smash, and Minecraft a lot
I borried Dark Souls 2 from a friend so I've been meaning to beat it before he asks for it back.
L4D is cool too
User avatar #101 to #100 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
Nice, I've always wanted to get a WiiU but just never have the money It'd be a good buy though because you can get games for free on it ez .
User avatar #102 to #101 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
I think you're confusing the WiiU with the Wii. I don't think there's any way to get free WiiU games yet. It's pretty easy on the Wii though
User avatar #103 to #102 - discardedslinky (08/20/2015) [-]
My cousin and I homebrewed his WiiU a while back. It's the same concept as the Wii and it's pretty easy.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that can still only run Wii or GameCube games though
User avatar #89 to #88 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2015) [-]
I like the way you think.
#80 - beastkenten (07/20/2015) [-]
Just stopping by to tell ya you dun ****** up with trying to link your facebook.

You just have to put 'DiscardedSlinky' as your facebook profile, not the entire link.

User avatar #81 to #80 - discardedslinky (07/20/2015) [-]
oops, thanks
User avatar #82 to #81 - beastkenten (07/20/2015) [-]
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
#71 - Elk (07/16/2015) [-]
Those ******* watermelon nudes.
User avatar #72 to #71 - discardedslinky (07/16/2015) [-]
if a watermelon had a pussy I know you'd **** it
User avatar #73 to #72 - Elk (07/16/2015) [-]
You are one disgusting little boy.
User avatar #74 to #73 - discardedslinky (07/16/2015) [-]
nah man i'm a disgusting little girl who knows your secret ;)
#75 to #74 - Elk (07/16/2015) [-]
Post nudes, little girl.
User avatar #76 to #75 - discardedslinky (07/16/2015) [-]
You first, I could use a good laugh ;p
User avatar #77 to #76 - Elk (07/16/2015) [-]
That was rude.
User avatar #79 to #77 - discardedslinky (07/16/2015) [-]
Love you senpai
#69 - definitelynotremi (07/01/2015) [-]
what a gay bitch
User avatar #70 to #69 - discardedslinky (07/01/2015) [-]
suck me off
User avatar #69 to #66 - discardedslinky (03/26/2015) [-]
that's a cute ass seal
User avatar #62 - marymjc (12/30/2014) [-]
i visited <3
User avatar #63 to #62 - discardedslinky (12/30/2014) [-]
Thanks man <3
User avatar #59 - phunkyzilla (08/03/2014) [-]
Hey. Let's talk
User avatar #60 to #59 - discardedslinky (08/03/2014) [-]
Yo what's up.
User avatar #61 to #60 - phunkyzilla (08/03/2014) [-]
I dunno saw you were sad. had some **** in common thought we'd talk I'm sad about different ****
#50 - redzeopoweranger (07/14/2014) [-]
hello ^^
hello ^^
User avatar #51 to #50 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
Hallow c:
User avatar #52 to #51 - redzeopoweranger (07/14/2014) [-]
hows you ?
User avatar #53 to #52 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
Irritated, moving man. You?
User avatar #54 to #53 - redzeopoweranger (07/14/2014) [-]
ah man moving sucks, just browsing the web as usual
User avatar #55 to #54 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm basically doing the same. Reading a whole bunch've creepypasta's before bed.

So how'd you find my profile? :p
User avatar #56 to #55 - redzeopoweranger (07/14/2014) [-]
you liked my prev post about fisting an anus to retrieve a dildo stuck up a characters anus
User avatar #57 to #56 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
ahaha yeah that made me laugh
#58 to #57 - redzeopoweranger (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah XD
yeah XD
#48 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #49 to #48 - discardedslinky (06/26/2014) [-]
**** yeah teal
User avatar #47 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#42 - xchocolatethunderx (05/29/2014) [-]
I love you. You're beautiful.
User avatar #43 to #42 - discardedslinky (05/29/2014) [-]
I love you more, my beautiful chocolate thunder <3
#44 to #43 - xchocolatethunderx (05/29/2014) [-]
If I could quantify how much I loved you, it would be equivalent to the number of stars in the universe, my perfect discardedslinky.
User avatar #41 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
heya, thanks for the add
User avatar #33 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
so. what do you want for a shiny metang?
User avatar #34 to #33 - discardedslinky (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I'm not really looking to trade them. I just want to look at them and be smug about having them.

I'm actually just not very good at trading.
User avatar #36 to #34 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
plus when I add you as a friend you get access to my ditto safari ;)
User avatar #37 to #36 - discardedslinky (03/04/2014) [-]
Sorry I already have all of those :c

I actually completed the pokedex, and got the shiny charm. Probably why I got 2 of them fairly easily.
User avatar #38 to #37 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
o i c
User avatar #35 to #34 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll give you a yvetl and an xerneas for just one of them
User avatar #31 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
Boy I tell you what man dang ol' appreciate the friend request man can't dang ol' have too many friends man.
User avatar #32 to #31 - discardedslinky (09/09/2013) [-]
You are hilarious.
User avatar #22 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
Hikari 光  (Simple and Clean) Orchestral Instrumental Version
User avatar #23 to #22 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
<3 Have it on my iPod
User avatar #24 to #23 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
:3 I have all the Kingdom Hearts songs (From one and two0 on mine. <3 I fell in love with the series after hearing simple and clean. Rattled my heart.
User avatar #25 to #24 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. As soon as I heard it It basically took over my childhood. I don't even know how many times I played through it as a kid. I still think It's funny that I started playing the series when I was 8, 6 years younger than Sora, and now 10 years later the series is finally going to come to an end. One of the most important things in my life.
User avatar #26 to #25 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
Ayah.. I never thought of it like that - Is it really the end?
User avatar #27 to #26 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
For Sora, Riku, and Kairi. There will be other 'series' under Kingdom Hearts.
User avatar #28 to #27 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
That actually kinda hurts..
User avatar #29 to #28 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
I know. I know. Hopefully Sora, Riku and Kairi will come into play though. I'm not sure how they are going to do the Disney characters though with new people because they have done a lot of them with Sora and them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
If it's the end, then so be it.

I just hope the3final chapter was worth the bumpy roads. :>
User avatar #19 - PixieLOL (06/09/2012) [-]
Err, thankyou for the add. I see you're a KH fan too, nice one :)
User avatar #12 - xster (06/09/2012) [-]
Ahhh.. Do I know you? Judging from your comments section on your profile I'm guessing you're adding random ppl. Well, at least you like some very cool stuff and games. Y no ps3 tho? lol
User avatar #13 to #12 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
Yeah. I am. XD I was tired of seeing that I had no friends so I added every profile I saw.

I like Xbox more than PS3.
User avatar #14 to #13 - xster (06/09/2012) [-]
Should probably start investing in one tho, since there's so many awesome exclusives coming out for it. And maybe someday KH3 will be revealed, a fan can only hope lol
User avatar #15 to #14 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
I am begging the the flying spaghetti monster that it will be on Xbox. I can't afford all these systems. If I have to buy a PS3 on top of a 3DS then I am screwed beyond belief.
User avatar #16 to #15 - xster (06/09/2012) [-]
True dat. With the series jumping from platforms to platforms, I've been behind. Can only watch walkthroughs on youtube to keep up with the story haha
User avatar #17 to #16 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
I did the same thing with Birth by Sleep. I just can't afford a PSP.
User avatar #10 - lolfire (06/09/2012) [-]
Who are you and why did you add me ?
I'm not saying that in a bad way, you like kingdom hearts so you're already ok with me.
User avatar #11 to #10 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
Just looking for friends. xD
User avatar #18 to #11 - lolfire (06/09/2012) [-]
Your a girl, won't be hard for you to find friends on this website :L
And by friends I mean desperate boys looking for some form of female interaction :L
User avatar #21 to #18 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
True. Very..very true. But If I go around saying "Hi I'mma girl looking for friends" I'mma be called a thumb-whore. So adding randoms seems easier.
#9 to #8 - discardedslinky (06/03/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.
Thanks bro.
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