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discardedslinky

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Gender: female
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/DiscardedSlinky
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/screamtechnorock
Steam Profile: DiscardedSlinky
Consoles Owned: Xbox One, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS, PC
Video Games Played: Kingdom Hearts, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Elder Scrolls series, Pokemon, Dark Souls, Bioshock, Fallout series, Silent Hill series, idfk
X-box Gamertag: DiscardedSlinky
Interests: Video Games
Date Signed Up:5/20/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:New York STATE
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#90 - Why do I feel so bad 10/25/2014 on I think so too pal 0
#31 - Hard to tell how a guy will turn out.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Games and Boobs. Quality... +4
User avatar #107 - fuzzyballs (10/26/2014) [-]
no it's not
maybe you should try talking to them instead of dating the first turd who is nice to you
User avatar #32 - rafii (10/25/2014) [-]
I want one. You will be mine now.
#27 - God this kind of **** ruined half my relationships. …  [+] (21 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Games and Boobs. Quality... +26
User avatar #108 - beldepinda (10/26/2014) [-]
But.. It was his special dick pick moment how can you ruin it! I bet he got a stiff one from the new Dark Souls... I think... eh dunno
User avatar #90 - jefferyboomhauer (10/26/2014) [-]
Goddammit, as a guy whose got is hard on ruined lots of times, i think i would laugh... I would be bummed, but i'd still find it funny.
User avatar #79 - greyhoundfd (10/26/2014) [-]
He got mad? That sounds fucking hilarious.
User avatar #83 - discardedslinky (10/26/2014) [-]
It was.
User avatar #76 - jokekill (10/26/2014) [-]
Every guy i've been with has been cool with it.

In fact, most guys i've been was through mutual interest in games

Sounds like you go for cunts
User avatar #72 - awesomedewd (10/26/2014) [-]
I give you that guys are needy. Especially in the first step of a relationship they want all of your attention.
But from the rest it just sounds like you're dating the wrong kind of guys. I mean...
"sending dick pics"... that's some retarded fuck.
#62 - Ken M (10/26/2014) [-]
meh, there'll be others
#58 - infernis (10/26/2014) [-]
>Guys are fucking NEEDY man.

But then there's also this.
User avatar #64 - discardedslinky (10/26/2014) [-]
I didn't mean needy, as in sex. I meant as in attention.

Also those people in the comments are cancer. Feminist crying about sex obsession, yet call guys gay otherwise.
#61 - namix (10/26/2014) [-]
Stuck up bitches and envious beta faggots, that's what you can see in that pic
User avatar #42 - aloneinkyoto (10/25/2014) [-]
No offence and I really don't care if I'm going to get down thumbed for this but you're dating the wrong kind of guy. I've had two boyfriends in my life and the first simply did not care that I was into games, I'm not into many cuz that shits expensive and I'm poor but hey. He wasn't phased, he played them himself. It wasn't some "oooh we're a couple who games together how different!!1!" thing either. The other guy wasn't a gamer at all. But he wasn't NEEDY, when I slept over at his house he used to fall asleep to me playing the Batman Arkham games sometimes. It was nice. I've never experienced a guy complaining cuz I haven't text back either. If you're dealing with this regularly you're engaging with really mentally immature people, be it platonically or otherwise.
User avatar #46 - discardedslinky (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, It's hard to tell how crazy someone is going to be when you first start going out.

You sound lucky though. Hopefully I can find someone someday. c:
User avatar #48 - aloneinkyoto (10/25/2014) [-]
Hahaha sorry reading back I sound totally TOO sassy and nasty haha. It was supposed to be helpful advice! I also sound like "look at how perfect I am", again not what I was going for hahah. Yeah you're totally right, I guess thats why I'm really picky haha. And I'm positive you will, just make sure you're friends with them for a good few months prior and introduce all your weird quirks then, if that scares them off they're not the one for you, thats what works for me haha :')
User avatar #39 - Sethorein (10/25/2014) [-]
Well, see. There's two kinds of gamer guys. The kind that think they're the protagonist of a harem anime, and the ones who live in reality.

You're dating the former.
#36 - kanadetenshi (10/25/2014) [-]
Well if you insist hollowed bodies in underwear are a real turn on for me.
#41 - discardedslinky (10/25/2014) [-]
Then baby do I have a treat for you
User avatar #30 - fuzzyballs (10/25/2014) [-]
maybe you should stop dating turds who send dick pics
User avatar #31 - discardedslinky (10/25/2014) [-]
Hard to tell how a guy will turn out.
User avatar #107 - fuzzyballs (10/26/2014) [-]
no it's not
maybe you should try talking to them instead of dating the first turd who is nice to you
User avatar #32 - rafii (10/25/2014) [-]
I want one. You will be mine now.
User avatar #28 - sinconn (10/25/2014) [-]
#stopgamergate2014
#35 - As a older sister with a younger brother, everything is your l…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Serm Jifs II 0
#38 - masonlewis (10/27/2014) [-]
as a younger brother, my older sister never really blamed me for stuff
User avatar #39 - discardedslinky (10/27/2014) [-]
Then you must not love each other.
#40 - masonlewis (10/29/2014) [-]
we do. we just grew up in seperate houses
#12 - I've been playing League with a friend of mine, and we're both… 10/25/2014 on Getting ready for some solo... 0
#722 - Watch the person ask for a free game 10/25/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... -1
#131 - I think he is the only person that actually understood the gam… 10/25/2014 on When the beat of a song is... +1
#33 - I live on lake Ontario and I can see Canada all the time. … 10/21/2014 on Random Fact Comp #62 0
#10 - If you look at the feet behind the fence, you'll see they just… 10/20/2014 on Photoshop +1
#2 - won't let me 10/18/2014 on msg me on chat 0
#11 - Comment deleted 10/14/2014 on The Walking Dead 0
#42 - ..Oh. I thought that was a drink. WELL. 10/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#27 - What if they need to go to the bathroom?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #41 - malinko (10/13/2014) [-]
dont you see the bottle on the ground filled with piss?
User avatar #42 - discardedslinky (10/13/2014) [-]
..Oh. I thought that was a drink. WELL.
#47 - aww yess talk nerdy to me admin-chan 10/13/2014 on GG Funnyjunk +1
#57 - That was a guy on fj. 10/12/2014 on league of lol 0
#79 - dem veins 10/12/2014 on Please post a picture of... +1
#5 - I can't tell. It's been too long since I was on the old server's 10/10/2014 on rate site speed vs old site 0
#25 - RISEMONGLEEERRRR 09/30/2014 on kids are annoying +1
#15 - Or you just hang out with their dog for a while 09/29/2014 on Description 0
#47 - **discardedslinky rolled image ** hi mcstorms  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Close Calls comp 0
User avatar #52 - mcstorms (09/29/2014) [-]
Sup brah
#11 - thank you admin for allowing me to do this 09/29/2014 on period blood +4
#123 - Yes but they were obviously naming them after Kingdom Hearts c…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on It is happening 0
User avatar #125 - Loppytaffy (09/29/2014) [-]
Robin Williams has a daughter named Zelda. Named after princess Zelda.
I was named after a titles character in a movie, my sisters were named after book/movie characters, the most popluar names are usually book/movie characters. Like the spike in Jacob, Isabella and Edwards a few years back.

I actually like foreign names; I like Elfriede, Wolfgang, Feliciano, Toris, Tino, Mathias and Katyusha. I'm not German, Italian, Lithuanian, Finnish, Danish or Ukrainian. It just gives a little more individuality to the same twenty names you hear in every classroom; Katie, Alex, William, Sarah, Daniel...I mean, they're nice names, but they're so common.
#119 - I ******* love Kingdom Hearts, but still that too far.…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/29/2014 on It is happening +1
User avatar #121 - Loppytaffy (09/29/2014) [-]
No different to calling you kid Skye, Ciel or Chell.

And if it's the language thing; Rei and Naomi are pretty well accepted names. And Kimi. And Mei
User avatar #129 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
What the fuck is Skye from?
User avatar #130 - Loppytaffy (09/29/2014) [-]
Sora means Sky.
Ciel means Sky.
Chell (phonetic spelling) means Sky.
And though Skye is from the Isle of Skye (Scotland), it has the same sound.

Sora and Ciel can also mean Heaven. So it can be the same as calling your child Celeste or Gabriel and Metatron or similar name.
User avatar #131 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
I think I went to school with a Metatron
User avatar #132 - Loppytaffy (09/29/2014) [-]
Did he join calligraphy club?
User avatar #133 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
Nah. But he was constantly bitching about the "Autobots" or some shit.
User avatar #134 - Loppytaffy (09/29/2014) [-]
So he knew Megatron?
User avatar #123 - discardedslinky (09/29/2014) [-]
Yes but they were obviously naming them after Kingdom Hearts characters.

While I don't mind it, it just seems pretty weird and creepy. Like oh kids, check out these games. I named you after them!
User avatar #125 - Loppytaffy (09/29/2014) [-]
Robin Williams has a daughter named Zelda. Named after princess Zelda.
I was named after a titles character in a movie, my sisters were named after book/movie characters, the most popluar names are usually book/movie characters. Like the spike in Jacob, Isabella and Edwards a few years back.

I actually like foreign names; I like Elfriede, Wolfgang, Feliciano, Toris, Tino, Mathias and Katyusha. I'm not German, Italian, Lithuanian, Finnish, Danish or Ukrainian. It just gives a little more individuality to the same twenty names you hear in every classroom; Katie, Alex, William, Sarah, Daniel...I mean, they're nice names, but they're so common.
#668 - DUDE Static Shock  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 +4
User avatar #760 - deadmanlopez (09/29/2014) [-]
woop woop!
User avatar #692 - shungokusatsu (09/29/2014) [-]
AWWWWWW Fuck yeah man I loved that show
#657 - Dude I freaking loved Code Lyoko. 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 +3

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User avatar #69 to #66 - discardedslinky (03/26/2015) [-]
that's a cute ass seal
User avatar #62 - marymjc (12/30/2014) [-]
i visited <3
User avatar #63 to #62 - discardedslinky (12/30/2014) [-]
Thanks man <3
User avatar #59 - phunkyzilla (08/03/2014) [-]
Hey. Let's talk
User avatar #60 to #59 - discardedslinky (08/03/2014) [-]
Yo what's up.
User avatar #61 to #60 - phunkyzilla (08/03/2014) [-]
I dunno saw you were sad. had some **** in common thought we'd talk I'm sad about different ****
#50 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
hello ^^
hello ^^
User avatar #51 to #50 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
Hallow c:
User avatar #52 to #51 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
hows you ?
User avatar #53 to #52 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
Irritated, moving man. You?
User avatar #54 to #53 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
ah man moving sucks, just browsing the web as usual
User avatar #55 to #54 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm basically doing the same. Reading a whole bunch've creepypasta's before bed.

So how'd you find my profile? :p
User avatar #56 to #55 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
you liked my prev post about fisting an anus to retrieve a dildo stuck up a characters anus
User avatar #57 to #56 - discardedslinky (07/14/2014) [-]
ahaha yeah that made me laugh
#58 to #57 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah XD
yeah XD
#48 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #49 to #48 - discardedslinky (06/26/2014) [-]
**** yeah teal
User avatar #47 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#42 - xchocolatethunderx (05/29/2014) [-]
I love you. You're beautiful.
User avatar #43 to #42 - discardedslinky (05/29/2014) [-]
I love you more, my beautiful chocolate thunder <3
#44 to #43 - xchocolatethunderx (05/29/2014) [-]
If I could quantify how much I loved you, it would be equivalent to the number of stars in the universe, my perfect discardedslinky.
User avatar #41 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
heya, thanks for the add
User avatar #33 - supertanto ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
so. what do you want for a shiny metang?
User avatar #34 to #33 - discardedslinky (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I'm not really looking to trade them. I just want to look at them and be smug about having them.

I'm actually just not very good at trading.
User avatar #36 to #34 - supertanto ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
plus when I add you as a friend you get access to my ditto safari ;)
User avatar #37 to #36 - discardedslinky (03/04/2014) [-]
Sorry I already have all of those :c

I actually completed the pokedex, and got the shiny charm. Probably why I got 2 of them fairly easily.
User avatar #38 to #37 - supertanto ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
o i c
User avatar #35 to #34 - supertanto ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll give you a yvetl and an xerneas for just one of them
User avatar #31 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
Boy I tell you what man dang ol' appreciate the friend request man can't dang ol' have too many friends man.
User avatar #32 to #31 - discardedslinky (09/09/2013) [-]
You are hilarious.
User avatar #22 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
Hikari 光  (Simple and Clean) Orchestral Instrumental Version
User avatar #23 to #22 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
<3 Have it on my iPod
User avatar #24 to #23 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
:3 I have all the Kingdom Hearts songs (From one and two0 on mine. <3 I fell in love with the series after hearing simple and clean. Rattled my heart.
User avatar #25 to #24 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. As soon as I heard it It basically took over my childhood. I don't even know how many times I played through it as a kid. I still think It's funny that I started playing the series when I was 8, 6 years younger than Sora, and now 10 years later the series is finally going to come to an end. One of the most important things in my life.
User avatar #26 to #25 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
Ayah.. I never thought of it like that - Is it really the end?
User avatar #27 to #26 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
For Sora, Riku, and Kairi. There will be other 'series' under Kingdom Hearts.
User avatar #28 to #27 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
That actually kinda hurts..
User avatar #29 to #28 - discardedslinky (07/08/2013) [-]
I know. I know. Hopefully Sora, Riku and Kairi will come into play though. I'm not sure how they are going to do the Disney characters though with new people because they have done a lot of them with Sora and them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - atrumaliger (07/08/2013) [-]
If it's the end, then so be it.

I just hope the3final chapter was worth the bumpy roads. :>
User avatar #19 - PixieLOL (06/09/2012) [-]
Err, thankyou for the add. I see you're a KH fan too, nice one :)
User avatar #12 - xster (06/09/2012) [-]
Ahhh.. Do I know you? Judging from your comments section on your profile I'm guessing you're adding random ppl. Well, at least you like some very cool stuff and games. Y no ps3 tho? lol
User avatar #13 to #12 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
Yeah. I am. XD I was tired of seeing that I had no friends so I added every profile I saw.

I like Xbox more than PS3.
User avatar #14 to #13 - xster (06/09/2012) [-]
Should probably start investing in one tho, since there's so many awesome exclusives coming out for it. And maybe someday KH3 will be revealed, a fan can only hope lol
User avatar #15 to #14 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
I am begging the the flying spaghetti monster that it will be on Xbox. I can't afford all these systems. If I have to buy a PS3 on top of a 3DS then I am screwed beyond belief.
User avatar #16 to #15 - xster (06/09/2012) [-]
True dat. With the series jumping from platforms to platforms, I've been behind. Can only watch walkthroughs on youtube to keep up with the story haha
User avatar #17 to #16 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
I did the same thing with Birth by Sleep. I just can't afford a PSP.
User avatar #10 - lolfire (06/09/2012) [-]
Who are you and why did you add me ?
I'm not saying that in a bad way, you like kingdom hearts so you're already ok with me.
User avatar #11 to #10 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
Just looking for friends. xD
User avatar #18 to #11 - lolfire (06/09/2012) [-]
Your a girl, won't be hard for you to find friends on this website :L
And by friends I mean desperate boys looking for some form of female interaction :L
User avatar #21 to #18 - discardedslinky (06/09/2012) [-]
True. Very..very true. But If I go around saying "Hi I'mma girl looking for friends" I'mma be called a thumb-whore. So adding randoms seems easier.
#9 to #8 - discardedslinky (06/03/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.
Thanks bro.
User avatar #4 - GodzillaFTW (06/03/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
User avatar #5 to #4 - discardedslinky (06/03/2012) [-]
Thank you. XD
User avatar #3 - theallseeingpotato (06/03/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #6 to #3 - discardedslinky (06/03/2012) [-]
Thanks. :D

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