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digitalmasterx

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Date Signed Up:5/07/2013
Last Login:8/28/2016
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#10 - he's saying in most places on the world, jaywalking isnt a crime  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2016 on Anon Becomes A Officer De... +1
#12 - noobiereaper (08/12/2016) [-]
Correct, we learn to look both ways
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#22 - shunkahawolf (08/12/2016) [-]
ive seen plenty of vids of retards all over the world just jumping off the sidewalk and sprinting across 6 lanes of rush hour traffic because they cant walk an extra half a block to the cross walk. at least in america that much stupidity is fineable.
#25 - anon (08/12/2016) [-]
the thing is we let retards die off
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#26 - shunkahawolf (08/12/2016) [-]
have you seen what the average tard does to a car at 30mph? i cant afford to be part of natural selection.
#28 - anon (08/12/2016) [-]
You know what they say. Get your own back. Die in debt.
#69 - ty 08/10/2016 on HAVE TO SHARE 0
#67 - yeah but, what did you eat  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2016 on HAVE TO SHARE 0
#68 - fellatio (08/10/2016) [-]
breakfast is usually 400 calories of bagel and either Peanut Butter or Bacon/Eggs that totals 400.
Lunch is usually small around 400 with a burrito bowl
Dinner is usually my own Chinese chicken recipe thats 600.
Last 200 I put in snacks or watered down drinks.

Those are the most common dishes I had over the past month.
#69 - digitalmasterx (08/10/2016) [-]
ty
#51 - nobody ever tells how they done did it. how you don did it?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2016 on HAVE TO SHARE 0
#63 - fellatio (08/10/2016) [-]
my trick was going on 1600 calories a day and sticking with it, any exercise allows me to eat more.
#67 - digitalmasterx (08/10/2016) [-]
yeah but, what did you eat
#68 - fellatio (08/10/2016) [-]
breakfast is usually 400 calories of bagel and either Peanut Butter or Bacon/Eggs that totals 400.
Lunch is usually small around 400 with a burrito bowl
Dinner is usually my own Chinese chicken recipe thats 600.
Last 200 I put in snacks or watered down drinks.

Those are the most common dishes I had over the past month.
#69 - digitalmasterx (08/10/2016) [-]
ty
#54 - obororo (08/10/2016) [-]
Fellatio, obviously.
#32 - >boss found the poop wrench  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2016 on figurines +17
#33 - grubbly (08/09/2016) [-]
>sister found the rape didgeridoo
#17 - MY SUSPENSION OF BELIEF IS TOO WEAK, IM SORRY WHY DOES SHE… 08/03/2016 on feels inbound -1
#27 - theyre making sure american spy doesnt actually do anything li…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2016 on Remember those nukes in... -6
#29 - anon (07/31/2016) [-]
You mean the fake coup that Erdogan himself orchestrated?
#110 - anon (07/31/2016) [-]
yeah, where they killed people and bombed parlement buildings and fucking helicopters and jets were flying around bombing shit and all that.

seriously, people believe 9-11 wasnt an inside job but this shit organized?
#8 - this is not the context in where what you said makes any sense… 07/31/2016 on Muslims vs Muslims 0
#15 - >this is what lol players actually believe 07/29/2016 on >lie down >hug pillow >cry... +9
#16 - bruh srsly, i watched key and peele and i got stuck on that pi… 07/29/2016 on Dank WebM Comp 24 0