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#2 - Has anyone ever tried on of these? They just seem as though th…  [+] (5 replies) 03/20/2014 on Wow Rood 0
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#19 - capinsquiggles (03/21/2014) [-]
As the others have said, hammocks feel pretty great. Since they're a more flexible cloth as apposed to some firm mattresses out there it shapes nicely to your body shape and the sides wrap in like you're being tucked in after, sort of like a human cocoon, it's very comfy.
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#10 - Hyoukin (03/20/2014) [-]
Nah, they're amazing. I slept on one every night while staying in Mexico summer before last. They take some getting used to if you haven't used one before, but after that they're amazing. No pressure on your back, so no tossing and turning and you feel pretty good the next day - this coming from someone with scoliosis.
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#8 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
Hammocks once you crawl onto them are like laying on a cloud that give you free icecream
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#6 - Anonomousthirteen (03/20/2014) [-]
Nah, bra. Think curling into a floating ball of happy. That's kinda what it's like.
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#4 - berserkilr (03/20/2014) [-]
feels like heaven
#3 - but what happened to it? D:  [+] (5 replies) 03/20/2014 on kitteh will always be... +5
#14 - gormless (03/21/2014) [-]
Cats can survive super fucking high falls. Their terminal velocity is less than half that of a human's. Plus they can spread out their body to increase wind drag. And they have an automatic reflex to relax during freefall, which prevents bones from being broken.
#16 - yologdog (03/21/2014) [-]
They have a higher percent chance of surviving a 4 story fall then a 2-3 story fall because the time it takes them to twist their body in air.

So, no.

The cat is kill.
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#22 - corso (03/21/2014) [-]
Didn't seem like he needed to twist around, sooo...
#30 - yologdog (03/21/2014) [-]
If you watch the gif carefully the cat was doing flippy tricks in air while it was falling.

It was twisting its body.
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#31 - corso (03/21/2014) [-]
It was circling it's tail. Cats do that when they fall.
#1 - Almost as good as a dead baby joke.  [+] (5 replies) 03/20/2014 on Antijokes +1
#20 - clownsrock (03/21/2014) [-]
how many dead babies does it take to paint a house
depends on how hard you throw them
what the difference between a hooker and a dead baby
the baby doesn't screem when you put your dick in its ass
what the differents between a (American) soccer ball and a dead baby
the ball bounces when you kick it at a wall
#14 - rufflezrgood (03/21/2014) [-]
Whats the difference between a sack of dead babies and a sports car?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
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#15 - mrdarp (03/21/2014) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?

One dead baby in ten trees.
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#17 - nibbero (03/21/2014) [-]
What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The bottom one's alive!
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#18 - nibbero (03/21/2014) [-]
What's worse than that? It's eating its way out!
#22 - we used to it in the bar I worked in. It's just…  [+] (1 reply) 03/01/2014 on drinks up +3
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#41 - beerbearbeard (03/01/2014) [-]
Oh, its that easy^^
Thanks mate!
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