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#26 - SHE'S ANGRY  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2012 on adoption... +9
#66 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [-]
Fuck that guy
#150 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [-]
no fuck YOU
#1741 - I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1739 - D8  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1740 - AnomynousUser (07/22/2012) [-]
:O
The decision of what to talk about is all yours, and what you say is D8?!
User avatar #1741 - diddilydiddily (07/27/2012) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1737 - i dont know o3o  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1738 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
But it's all up to you...
User avatar #1739 - diddilydiddily (07/22/2012) [-]
D8
User avatar #1740 - AnomynousUser (07/22/2012) [-]
:O
The decision of what to talk about is all yours, and what you say is D8?!
User avatar #1741 - diddilydiddily (07/27/2012) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1735 - XDD awesome!  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1736 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
What should we talk about now? :)
User avatar #1737 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i dont know o3o
User avatar #1738 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
But it's all up to you...
User avatar #1739 - diddilydiddily (07/22/2012) [-]
D8
User avatar #1740 - AnomynousUser (07/22/2012) [-]
:O
The decision of what to talk about is all yours, and what you say is D8?!
User avatar #1741 - diddilydiddily (07/27/2012) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1733 - maybe we could prove it someday ;D  [+] (10 new replies) 07/21/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1734 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
It's decided! We will do that someday! :D
User avatar #1735 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
XDD awesome!
User avatar #1736 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
What should we talk about now? :)
User avatar #1737 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i dont know o3o
User avatar #1738 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
But it's all up to you...
User avatar #1739 - diddilydiddily (07/22/2012) [-]
D8
User avatar #1740 - AnomynousUser (07/22/2012) [-]
:O
The decision of what to talk about is all yours, and what you say is D8?!
User avatar #1741 - diddilydiddily (07/27/2012) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1731 - i'd be better than you 8T That's what im saying.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/21/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1732 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
Lol, well, even without the proof (which I wouldn't mind) I believe that xD
User avatar #1733 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
maybe we could prove it someday ;D
User avatar #1734 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
It's decided! We will do that someday! :D
User avatar #1735 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
XDD awesome!
User avatar #1736 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
What should we talk about now? :)
User avatar #1737 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i dont know o3o
User avatar #1738 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
But it's all up to you...
User avatar #1739 - diddilydiddily (07/22/2012) [-]
D8
User avatar #1740 - AnomynousUser (07/22/2012) [-]
:O
The decision of what to talk about is all yours, and what you say is D8?!
User avatar #1741 - diddilydiddily (07/27/2012) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1729 - i know that feel all too well  [+] (14 new replies) 07/21/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1730 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
So you're saying that we'd both make terrible teases? xD
User avatar #1731 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i'd be better than you 8T That's what im saying.
User avatar #1732 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
Lol, well, even without the proof (which I wouldn't mind) I believe that xD
User avatar #1733 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
maybe we could prove it someday ;D
User avatar #1734 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
It's decided! We will do that someday! :D
User avatar #1735 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
XDD awesome!
User avatar #1736 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
What should we talk about now? :)
User avatar #1737 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i dont know o3o
User avatar #1738 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
But it's all up to you...
User avatar #1739 - diddilydiddily (07/22/2012) [-]
D8
User avatar #1740 - AnomynousUser (07/22/2012) [-]
:O
The decision of what to talk about is all yours, and what you say is D8?!
User avatar #1741 - diddilydiddily (07/27/2012) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1727 - not a chance, hun ;P  [+] (16 new replies) 07/21/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0
User avatar #1728 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
Lol, true... I would probably have a problem with stopping at teasing. What can I say? I like to go all out ;P
User avatar #1729 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i know that feel all too well
User avatar #1730 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
So you're saying that we'd both make terrible teases? xD
User avatar #1731 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i'd be better than you 8T That's what im saying.
User avatar #1732 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
Lol, well, even without the proof (which I wouldn't mind) I believe that xD
User avatar #1733 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
maybe we could prove it someday ;D
User avatar #1734 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
It's decided! We will do that someday! :D
User avatar #1735 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
XDD awesome!
User avatar #1736 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
What should we talk about now? :)
User avatar #1737 - diddilydiddily (07/21/2012) [-]
i dont know o3o
User avatar #1738 - AnomynousUser (07/21/2012) [-]
But it's all up to you...
User avatar #1739 - diddilydiddily (07/22/2012) [-]
D8
User avatar #1740 - AnomynousUser (07/22/2012) [-]
:O
The decision of what to talk about is all yours, and what you say is D8?!
User avatar #1741 - diddilydiddily (07/27/2012) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY DX im horrid at this.
User avatar #1743 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored and hungry and doesn't know what to do**
User avatar #1742 - AnomynousUser (07/27/2012) [-]
Practice makes near-perfection!
#1725 - XD we'll have to do a contest or something 07/21/2012 on AnomynousUser's profile 0

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#793 - AnomynousUser (07/26/2012) [-]
I felt like sharing this gif with you. Idk why, I just did...
I felt like sharing this gif with you. Idk why, I just did...
User avatar #794 to #793 - AnomynousUser (07/26/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser is bored**
User avatar #792 - AnomynousUser (07/24/2012) [-]
>finish eating dinner with dad at restaurant
>holding door open for a long stream of people, he was behind because he forgot his phone at the table
>he walks right past me, impossible to not acknowledge, but still walks
>gets to car
>I know him enough that he'd drive halfway home just for laughs
>let go of door right before a couple of girls walk in
>dad instantly turns around and yells at me for closing door on girls
> **** you, dad, I'm going to put dog **** under your pillow for making me look like an asshole...
User avatar #795 to #792 - twatwafflecumshot (08/18/2012) [-]
SO, you'tr not gonna BELIEVE who this is 8D
User avatar #796 to #795 - AnomynousUser (08/18/2012) [-]
...Right now, at this moment, write your password down on some kind of document or piece of paper or something! xD

I was wondering what happened to you....
User avatar #797 to #796 - twatwafflecumshot (08/24/2012) [-]
I'm so mad at myself for forgetting AGAIN. i got it written down this time, don't worry XDD
User avatar #798 to #797 - AnomynousUser (08/24/2012) [-]
lmao xD

Hmm... apparently, the soonest I can go to get my drivers license is late October
-_-
They don't even ******* test you! They make you take like 6 right turns then you're done! I hate the DMV!
User avatar #799 to #798 - twatwafflecumshot (09/08/2012) [-]
at least its easy to pass XD
User avatar #800 to #799 - AnomynousUser (09/08/2012) [-]
But 2 months of waiting just to drive 15 minutes?! :(
User avatar #801 to #800 - twatwafflecumshot (09/08/2012) [-]
http://3.bp.blogspot . com/-zG6NPkmJREE/Te8085b6VRI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/qfAF1sxb4IE/s1600/21516%2B-%2Bartist%2B tenchisamoshi%2Bbig_macintosh%2Beyup . png
User avatar #802 to #801 - AnomynousUser (09/08/2012) [-]
lol xD

Sorry about leaving like that, my dad needed help working on his car again. This time, I didn't have to run from spraying antifreeze that can cause serious burns, which means we are making more progress :D
There's just a tiny leak in another area...
User avatar #768 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
I am a sad panda :(
#769 to #1441 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
oh nu!
have a drunk kitteh to aid your sorrows!
User avatar #770 to #1442 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
Lol, thanks for that ^.^
User avatar #771 to #1443 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
so what makes you a sad panda?
User avatar #772 to #1444 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, I was with my cousin for a week and we're like, closer than brother and sisters are and since my brother is so distant in relationship from me, she pretty much is my sister, and I only see her once or twice a year, so when she leaves, I just feel extremely lonely for a week or so... (she left last Sunday)

Even us sitting in the car with nothing to do for 8 hours was more fun than I have sitting alone here...
User avatar #773 to #1445 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
D8 oh nu! Well, i'm like that with my dad cause the rest of my family sucks, so whenever im not hanging out with him i get lonely...im such a loser my dad is my only friend XD
User avatar #775 to #1446 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
i gtg for awhile now
User avatar #777 to #1448 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
poo on you >8T
User avatar #774 to #1446 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
well, my dad's always out at work, so I'm always just sitting around the house with a million things that I can do, but none of them are as much fun if no one is there to share it with...


gah, as much as I love my cousin, she always leaves reminds me of how much it sucks to be lonely afterwords!
#776 to #1447 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
such is life, my friend, such is life.
User avatar #778 to #1449 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
yes, such is life...

well, at least we have unlimited texting or we'd pass our limit by now...
#779 to #1451 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
too true, too true.

STOP BEING SAD DAMMIT!
<--epic hug
User avatar #780 to #1452 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
I've already tried...
User avatar #781 to #1453 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
my epic hug didnt work?? **** . i'm losing my touch >.>

-molests you-

<.<
User avatar #782 to #1454 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
-just stands there-
I don't wanna do anything like this with my cousin in my thoughts! D:
User avatar #783 to #1455 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
owo then push her out of your mind? ;;owo
User avatar #784 to #1456 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
But...how could I dare to do so?!
You're making me choose between molestation and my cousin?! D:

It's such an impossible choice!
User avatar #785 to #1457 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
whynotboth.jpg

no im kidding im kidding XDD
User avatar #786 to #1458 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
I may be from the south now, but I'm not that way!
User avatar #787 to #1459 - diddilydiddily (07/06/2012) [-]
i was joking dont take it so seriously XD
User avatar #788 to #1460 - AnomynousUser (07/06/2012) [-]
Lol I know...
User avatar #789 to #1461 - diddilydiddily (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you feeling now?
User avatar #791 to #1462 - AnomynousUser (07/10/2012) [-]
I feel scarred now... I just watched A Serbian Film and I don't think I'll be the same until I can make myself forget it... Please, do not ever watch it; it's worth staying curious and not watching...
User avatar #790 to #1462 - AnomynousUser (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm doing a little better... I am getting back to my boring routine and trying to forget again. I still have pangs of missing her, though...

It's weird - I can be away from my dad and brother for months and not be affected, but after a week of being with her, I miss her so much...
User avatar #706 - AnomynousUser (05/07/2012) [-]
Wooh! My rube goldberg is finished! And it was perfect the way I planned it, even down to measurements, and I did almost all of it by myself! ^.^
User avatar #748 to #1379 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
i bet you are XDD
User avatar #749 to #1421 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
What's that supposed to mean... you calling me a man-hoe? D:<
User avatar #750 to #1422 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
only for my vajayjay 8D
User avatar #751 to #1423 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
Oh, ok. As long as we're on the same page...

But I you're no better when it comes to my man part!
User avatar #752 to #1424 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
XD fair enough
User avatar #753 to #1425 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
I wonder what it's like to be uncircumcised... It's ****** up what they do to babies if you ask me... I mean, with all that medical science proves, the foreskin has thousands of nerve endings and all taking it off does is make it look better in some people's opinions... So its like giving a baby botox - it makes their appearance change, but they have absolutely no say in the matter...


Also, I have an interesting pic I found someday and am wondering about its accuracy... >.>
User avatar #754 to #1426 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
i agree that it's seriously ****** , but it makes the penis a million times easier to clean than uncircumcised. i think that parents should wait until the kid is older, like...12 or 13 (7 at the youngest: aware of whats going on, but only just so) and then have them pick for themselves.
User avatar #755 to #1427 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
That making it easier to clean thing is ******** .

Trust it from a guy - it doesn't take more than a few seconds to clean it.
Circumcision started as a sacrifice to the gods from Jews, then Christianity took it to prevent the kids from touching themselves (it didn't help) and now it's a multimillion dollar industry and that's the reason it's still like that. Money.
User avatar #756 to #1428 - diddilydiddily (05/10/2012) [-]
my little brother is uncircumcised...he's a pain to wash .-. take it from the one that has to wash him X.x but yeah, anymore it's just for money.
User avatar #757 to #1429 - AnomynousUser (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I don't think that those few years at the beginning of a guy's life where he can't wash himself should influence cutting off all those nerve endings and choice...

Hmm, which do you think looks better between the two?
User avatar #758 to #1430 - diddilydiddily (05/10/2012) [-]
dick is dick. .-. i dun care.
User avatar #759 to #1431 - AnomynousUser (05/10/2012) [-]
Lol, you have no opinion on it?

Hmm... I just realized I haven't done a tedious spanish project that's due tomorrow...
User avatar #760 to #1432 - diddilydiddily (05/10/2012) [-]
looks wise for anything i have no opinion.
User avatar #761 to #1433 - AnomynousUser (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I mowed the lawn earlier and probably stink, so I'm going to go take a shower, brb
User avatar #762 to #1434 - diddilydiddily (05/10/2012) [-]
okie dokie i might not be here when you get back.
User avatar #763 to #1435 - AnomynousUser (05/10/2012) [-]
q.q Now I'm alone! D:
User avatar #764 to #1436 - diddilydiddily (05/10/2012) [-]
you poor poor thing
User avatar #765 to #1437 - AnomynousUser (05/10/2012) [-]
-starts singing one is the loneliest number song-
User avatar #766 to #1438 - diddilydiddily (05/10/2012) [-]
TWOOOOO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE! IT'S THE LONELIEST NUMBAH SINCE DA NUMBAH OOONNEE!
User avatar #767 to #1439 - AnomynousUser (05/10/2012) [-]
Holy **** I was tired today... Played some 2 on 2 basketball against 2 seniors... My allergies were acting up so much that I kept getting like 5 feet off whenever I would pass xD
User avatar #727 to #1379 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
yay! i was close!
User avatar #728 to #1400 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
I probably asked you already, but when's your last day of school?

And I want you to guess it!
User avatar #729 to #1401 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
may 31st
User avatar #730 to #1402 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
Hmm I may be at Idaho by then...
The plan is I go up to Idaho for 2 weeks, then my cousins and grandma up there come back down with me and we leave with my cousins at Indianapolis down to Florida the next day and we spend a week or so on the beach and deep sea fishing, then idk what happens...
User avatar #731 to #1403 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
only thing i MUGHT be doing this summer is going to Yosemite.
User avatar #732 to #1404 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
You'll also have your freedom from school! :D
User avatar #733 to #1405 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
and i will be bored out of my skull all the time.
User avatar #734 to #1406 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
But...
Well...
Hm
There's always shows to watch :/
User avatar #735 to #1407 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
i dont have TV...
User avatar #736 to #1408 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
Well...
I don't know how to make you feel better! D:
User avatar #737 to #1409 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
i'll live
User avatar #739 to #1410 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I actually wonder if someone's ever had too big of breasts to have CPR be performed on...
User avatar #738 to #1410 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
Aww, I wanted to touch your- I mean save you through CPR and become a hero!
User avatar #740 to #1411 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
bwahahaha XD
User avatar #741 to #1413 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
Hmm...

I wonder what it's like to have a vajayjay... (don't worry, I'm not curious enough to act on it)

I guess you can sit in a few more positions without the discomfort...
User avatar #742 to #1414 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
i love my vajayjay...
User avatar #743 to #1415 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
As do I

wat?
User avatar #744 to #1416 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
-grabs it- IS MINE D8
User avatar #745 to #1417 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
Sharing is caring!
User avatar #746 to #1418 - diddilydiddily (05/09/2012) [-]
NO! I DUN WANNA SHARE! -wails-
User avatar #747 to #1419 - AnomynousUser (05/09/2012) [-]
But I'm willing to share! :P
User avatar #707 to #1379 - diddilydiddily (05/07/2012) [-]
lolwat.jpg
#708 to #1380 - AnomynousUser (05/07/2012) [-]
I had to make a rube goldberg that would pop a balloon using all 6 simple machines, and it works!

here's the sketch that I made for it before making the real thing.
User avatar #710 to #1382 - AnomynousUser (05/07/2012) [-]
So how's your life been?
User avatar #711 to #1383 - diddilydiddily (05/07/2012) [-]
pretty good, i just turned in my first job application
User avatar #712 to #1384 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
Congratulations! ^.^
User avatar #713 to #1385 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
thanks im nervous as **** cause of this dream i had...

i had a dream that i got the job and like the first day, i fell and cracked my head. i woke up in the dream and everyone was like freaking out and they called an ambulance i get up real slow like and theres BLOOD ******* EVERYWHERE and im like im FIIINE... i said i could go outside and meet the ambulance. and then i saw my bike tire attached to the bike rack...
without the rest of the bike .-.
User avatar #714 to #1386 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
That's weird... But something like that wouldn't happen :P
You'll be fine!
User avatar #715 to #1387 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
you obviously dont know my luck....

ot how often my dreams are accurate .-.
User avatar #716 to #1388 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
Like when? Because I hardly remember any of my dreams anymore
User avatar #717 to #1389 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
like when i broke my foot. dreamed about it. climbed the damn tree anyway D:
User avatar #718 to #1390 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
Well... one random instance doesn't matter!
User avatar #719 to #1391 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
and when my mum was gonna get preggo, then again when she had twins and another time when i cracked my skull open. good enough for you?
User avatar #720 to #1392 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
...did you ever have a dream about me..?
User avatar #721 to #1393 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
once. i was at some fast food place and there you were XD
User avatar #722 to #1394 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
So I'm going to be fat..?
User avatar #723 to #1395 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
are you saying i will be? XD no im not im saying you were doing some RO whatever it is stuff and you got hungry XD
User avatar #724 to #1396 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, you said the one time I was there, I was in a fast food place....
What's RO..?
User avatar #725 to #1397 - diddilydiddily (05/08/2012) [-]
ROJCT..? i dont remember what it is exactly...i probably jumbled up the letters... JROCT? I DONT KNOW!!
User avatar #726 to #1398 - AnomynousUser (05/08/2012) [-]
You got close with that last guess! :P
Hmm, tomorrow's the last end of course testing day and it goes back to normal schedule after that... that sucks...


I think the only final I have to take is Spanish 2! I really really hope I don't have to take that because if I don't, I can just be done with school next Friday!
User avatar #648 - AnomynousUser (05/02/2012) [-]
hi!
User avatar #689 to #1321 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
i avoid people too much to get embarrassed.
User avatar #691 to #1362 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
(brb 10 minutes)
User avatar #690 to #1362 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Wow... that's actually kind of sad...


When I come back, I'll tell you the story of how I learned the difference between guy and girl. -strokes imaginary beard-
User avatar #692 to #1363 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
baha yes it is. see you in a bit.
User avatar #693 to #1365 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Ok, apparently my brother is too good to watch a funny video, so I'm back 10 minutes earlier than expected... -_-
User avatar #694 to #1366 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
bahaha, story tine then -gets popcorn-
User avatar #695 to #1367 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Hmmm...
So, when I was like 8ish, I lived in a house where if you wanted privacy, you had to shut your damn door. If it's even cracked open, anyone would have the right to just walk up and kick it down. That's what I got in a habit of doing - kicking down doors that were just cracked open. I was a kid, what do you expect?
Anyways, I had only about 5 friends that we actually went to each others houses to, so I didn't have the most experience in manners when it came to that stuff...

So, I was at one of the friends houses that I went to with my brother all the time. We had so many sleep overs there I STILL remember where everything is. So, one day when we were having a sleep over and it wasn't even dinner time, my friend (my brother had a friend who was his age there and my friend there was a year younger than I and a girl) had mysteriously disappeared... I saw her door cracked open...
Now, it hadn't occurred to me yet that a cracked door to them could mean a locked one to us...

I ran up, kicked her door wide open, and just stood there...
She apparently gets 100% nude while changing her clothes and when I was that age and in shock, I apparently don't move...
I probably would have kept standing there, staring at her if I didn't kick the door hard enough to have it swing back and close itself.


Yup, she was completely nude and at the perfect angle for me to see everything.

Everything.
User avatar #696 to #1368 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
i could just see that happening XD lmao thats awesome.
User avatar #697 to #1369 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
If only you knew the dream I had a few days after that... It's one of the few that actually stuck with my memories!

But yeah... I did what all other little boys would have done... Just stand there like a deer caught in the headlights.
User avatar #698 to #1370 - diddilydiddily (05/04/2012) [-]
lmfao awesome.
User avatar #699 to #1371 - AnomynousUser (05/04/2012) [-]
Gah, tomorrow's going to be so boring... I will be in science for 3 hours (he's going to apparently try to teach the whole time -_-) then culinary arts (she has absolutely not control over her class) and english (which i hate the teacher) and algebra 2...
User avatar #700 to #1372 - diddilydiddily (05/04/2012) [-]
poor you D8 want me to shoot some people??
User avatar #701 to #1373 - AnomynousUser (05/04/2012) [-]
Lol, how would that help?
User avatar #702 to #1374 - diddilydiddily (05/04/2012) [-]
...i..i dont know...
User avatar #704 to #1375 - AnomynousUser (05/04/2012) [-]
Also, is my name showing up as blueish to you?
User avatar #705 to #1377 - diddilydiddily (05/05/2012) [-]
yes...yes it is.
User avatar #703 to #1375 - AnomynousUser (05/04/2012) [-]
Oh well...

I want to go off at a teacher I've never seen before right now so badly...
My friend worked really hard (she's one of those people with a 3.9 GPA and freaks out over every little assignment) on a ping pong ball launcher project or something like that, and it broke right before she could use it and he gave her a 0
He didn't let her make any of it up, he didn't let her fix it, he gave her a 0.
And that's the only grade for this six weeks, so her report card will show a 0.

I want to kill that son of a bitch...
User avatar #669 to #1321 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
i meant specifically. like, copy/paste the statement with that weird **** ..
i dunno.
User avatar #670 to #1342 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
"kinda, and ut&#92;it was my mum's XD"
You really don't know?! :O
I remember it like it was only yesterday...
User avatar #671 to #1343 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
***************************** .jpg
maybe my brother hit the keyboard when i wasnt looking...

#672 to #1344 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
You don't even seem the slightest bit interested in my story D:
Sad Kyou is sad...
User avatar #673 to #1345 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
its not that im not interested its that im wondering how the **** that random assembly of letters numbers and symbols came to be...
User avatar #674 to #1346 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Geez, the world doesn't revolve around you! IT REVOLVES AROUND ME!

:P

I don't know, maybe... Hmm, I usually just start typing something and by the time I realize it, something random is on the screen, but I couldn't think of anything this time... D:
User avatar #675 to #1347 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
ah well, its not important.
THIS JUST IN!
my brother head-butted me in the nose, and when my dad poked it i said ow and he's like oh god shut up i just poked you and im like, yeah after connor tried to break it and hes like OH so sorry see if i ever do that again
=,=
User avatar #676 to #1348 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Lol, I remember when I was very little and I'd get my nose or something hit really really hard and then a few minutes later, something would barely tap it and my dad would think I was faking because it really hurt. (I was more accident-prone when I was little... I'm just more stupid now, to make up for it)
User avatar #677 to #1349 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
youre not stupid.. i was in line at school once, reading a book while we walked and suddenly we stopped and i didnt notice. book+someone's back+face= bloody nose.
User avatar #678 to #1350 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Awww lol
So, apparently I'm a pig in my friend's eyes because I would like to see a cat fight....

To be honest, I'd like most any fights...
User avatar #679 to #1351 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
i love watching people fight XD
User avatar #680 to #1352 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Hmmmm
I want to tell a story, but what should I talk about?
User avatar #682 to #1354 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
How about you tell me an embarrassing story and I'll go off from that!
User avatar #683 to #1355 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
can't think of any, needa go shower anyway.
User avatar #684 to #1356 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Think of some in there (if you can keep your mind off me -does a creepy wink-)!
User avatar #685 to #1357 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
pft, youre a dork, lol.
#686 to #1358 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
The story of embarrassment. I am still waiting for it.
The story of embarrassment. I am still waiting for it.
User avatar #687 to #1359 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
uum...
>Camp K.E.E.P.
>6th grade i think
>Cute councilor by the name of Asher. (what kind of name is that, anyway?)
>Journal writing time out under the Gazebo
>Trying to get his attention
>call him "Ashton"
>Ohgodwhy.JPG
>he asks me if i called him "Ashton"
>Nope.JPG
>he totally knows i'm lying.

best i could think of.
#688 to #1360 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
That's not very embarrassing at all! You can't honestly say that you lived an unembarrassing life so far!
User avatar #650 to #1322 - AnomynousUser (05/02/2012) [-]
How's life been? I just finished with my english end of course test and have algebra 2 next monday
User avatar #651 to #1323 - diddilydiddily (05/02/2012) [-]
life's been alright. kinda dull, honestly.
User avatar #652 to #1324 - AnomynousUser (05/02/2012) [-]
Hmm...

I know how to spice up your life!
funnyjunk.com/channel/bendingtime/Amon+theory/ccYRGpp/36#36
Check out that **** !
User avatar #653 to #1325 - diddilydiddily (05/02/2012) [-]
i saw that! 8D good job, dude :3
User avatar #654 to #1326 - AnomynousUser (05/02/2012) [-]
I knew you were secretly stalking me! You were waiting for me to post something, weren't you? But what? >.>
User avatar #655 to #1327 - diddilydiddily (05/02/2012) [-]
no i was browsing front page and saw it XD silly.
#656 to #1328 - AnomynousUser (05/02/2012) [-]
Mmmhmm, sure you were...


Gah, end of course testing weeks are so boring... it's one test a day, and I only had to take 2 tests, so we sit in one class for 3 hours waiting for them to finish... (we get to talk and what not, but it's still boring)
User avatar #657 to #1329 - diddilydiddily (05/02/2012) [-]
that SUCKS
#658 to #1330 - AnomynousUser (05/02/2012) [-]
Yup, I think tomorrow is the freshman biology... the freshman this year took FOREVER to finish their algebra 1, so I'm going in tomorrow without much expectations...
Yup, I think tomorrow is the freshman biology... the freshman this year took FOREVER to finish their algebra 1, so I'm going in tomorrow without much expectations...
User avatar #659 to #1331 - diddilydiddily (05/02/2012) [-]
that ball looks like fun owo
#660 to #1332 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
You want one for next Christmas?

<---damn, that's kawaii
User avatar #662 to #1334 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
O.o Through my random reaction folder choosing, I found out that I have an inappropriate picture in there! :O

But of course you would :P ^.^
Hmm, now that I think of it, it's not uncommon for girls to have that kind of toy (from stories like how a little kid would find it, think it's a normal toy, and play with it when company's over and embarrass the parents)
(but yet it's morally wrong and way too perverted for a guy to have a fleshlight or something like that)
User avatar #663 to #1335 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
XDD my older sister found a double-headed dildo once...you can guess the rest of the story XD
User avatar #664 to #1336 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
Hmm... I can think of a few stories to go with that, so you might want to tell the actual one.

>.>
Wait, whose was it?
The inappropriate picture was saved so I could ask a female an opinion; is your family around? >.>
User avatar #665 to #1337 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
kinda, and ut&#92;it was my mum's XD i wasnt even born yet and my mum and dad were living with my grnadma. here comes my sister, shaking the thing around and its shaking her more than she's shaking it. she yells "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"
User avatar #666 to #1338 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
But double dildos are for-
I'll stop thinking too much into that!
But that's just too funny! Roflmao! xD

and what is ut&#92?
User avatar #667 to #1339 - diddilydiddily (05/03/2012) [-]
O_O no idea, where's it say ut&#92?
User avatar #668 to #1340 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2012) [-]
comment #1338!
Speaking of embarrassing stories, when did you first learn about the big difference between guys and girls?
User avatar #592 - valax (04/27/2012) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #593 to #1265 - diddilydiddily (04/27/2012) [-]
hai thur!
User avatar #637 to #1266 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #638 to #1310 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
numbers/tarrot how do they link up? lol
User avatar #639 to #1311 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Well, there's 21 + 1 Arcanas that are in Roman numbers.
And 4 different kinds of 1 - 10 cards.
But then there's 4 leaders for each court.
User avatar #640 to #1312 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
i see. kind of. i feel so dumb lol. you know a lot about this stuff.
User avatar #641 to #1313 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
I have a book about it, plus two decks.
User avatar #642 to #1314 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
i have a deck, got it from my folks a few years back. i have a little book that tells me what the cards mean.
#643 to #1315 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Hm, I see.

<- I like the coloring.
#644 to #1316 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
thats lovely :3
i dont have a lot of pics 8/
#647 to #1317 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
<- Fixed version.
#645 to #1317 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
I have tons.
<- Nice colors.

Well, I should go sleep now, hope to see you tomorrow!
#646 to #1318 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
alrighty, catch ya later, bro.
User avatar #613 to #1266 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
**valax rolls 81,758**
Third time's the charm.
User avatar #616 to #1286 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 10,730**
User avatar #617 to #1289 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
So, poker with them rolls? You go *roll 5* dish out the ones you don't like and *roll ?* the amount you wanna re-draw?
User avatar #618 to #1290 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 43**
i suck at poker. how about some black jack?
User avatar #620 to #1291 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
**valax rolls 81**
Hmm!! Yes, black jack works well.
User avatar #621 to #1292 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Now *roll 5* and we'll see winner.
User avatar #622 to #1294 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 77,676**

epicfailguy.jpg
User avatar #623 to #1295 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
I've got 8 high..
User avatar #624 to #1296 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
i feel stupid for not knowing what you mean.
User avatar #625 to #1297 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
"High" is the highest card you have, like "Ace high." meaning your best card is Ace, which is equivalent to 14?
So, if your opponent has 10 high, you'll win with your ace.
User avatar #626 to #1298 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 64,344** ooh i see
User avatar #627 to #1299 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
**valax rolls 07**
User avatar #628 to #1300 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Blast, foiled once more.
User avatar #629 to #1301 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 27,322** once more.
User avatar #630 to #1302 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
**valax rolls 19** Hmm.
User avatar #632 to #1303 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
bollocks.
User avatar #633 to #1305 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Playing Tarot is easier than poker / black jack, hah.
User avatar #631 to #1303 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
I don't think the FJ roll system likes me anymore... Or, it doesn't like people trying to play black jack.

User avatar #634 to #1304 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
tarrot? it's never like me lol i think ive gotten dubs once in my whole life all my rolls fail XD
User avatar #635 to #1307 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Tarot's fortune telling, hah.
You need to login to view this link There's some decks.
User avatar #636 to #1308 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
oh. how does that work for numbers though?
User avatar #615 to #1286 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Y'know, you could play poker with rolls..
User avatar #614 to #1286 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Damn it, roll-God keeps giving me good ones.
User avatar #594 to #1266 - valax (04/27/2012) [-]
What's good?
User avatar #595 to #1267 - diddilydiddily (04/27/2012) [-]
life, brother. and for you?
User avatar #596 to #1268 - valax (04/27/2012) [-]
Coffee and upcoming weekend.
User avatar #597 to #1269 - diddilydiddily (04/27/2012) [-]
kick ass. planning on doing something fun?
User avatar #598 to #1270 - valax (04/27/2012) [-]
Few guys are probably gonna invite me to go cinema, but dunno, we'll see.
I'm looking forward to spending time with one guy, but dunno what'll come out of it.
Getting some rest and just chillin' sounds good to me.

How about yerself?
User avatar #599 to #1271 - diddilydiddily (04/27/2012) [-]
hmmm...no idea, my birthday was on wensday so maybe a party or something friday evening...i doubt it though, probably gonna be here on FJ haha.
User avatar #600 to #1272 - valax (04/27/2012) [-]
I wish some FJ friends o' mine would be online more.
I do like the picture adding system for comments, it's quite nice with certain people.

So, next Wednesday?
User avatar #601 to #1273 - diddilydiddily (04/27/2012) [-]
i wish i had more reaction pics, but sadly this is not my computer and i was told specifically NOT to save any pics...:\

feelsbadman.jpg

next wensday? if you mean my birthday it was on the 25th (yesterday) lol
User avatar #602 to #1274 - valax (04/27/2012) [-]
I have over 12,000 pictures that I'd pass as reaction pictures.

Feels_good.png

Ah, sorry. Redd wrong, I guess.
Happy birthday!
User avatar #603 to #1275 - diddilydiddily (04/27/2012) [-]
i used to have a whole lot before my laptop broke...

thanks!
User avatar #604 to #1276 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Wanna play a game of chance?
We *roll 2* and whoever gets higher wins? Hah.
User avatar #605 to #1277 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 21**

OKAY 8D
User avatar #606 to #1278 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
**valax rolls 76**
User avatar #607 to #1279 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
Hehe.
User avatar #608 to #1280 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
damn you. ok roll 3 this time.
User avatar #609 to #1281 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
How about each number is plussed together, like, if you roll 444 it's 4 + 4 +4 = 12?
User avatar #610 to #1282 - valax (04/29/2012) [-]
**valax rolls 492**
User avatar #611 to #1283 - diddilydiddily (04/29/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 071** sure why not
User avatar #542 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Watch this on YouTube
/watch?v=rzDU4609aU4&feature=relmfu

I am pissed off at humans now.... How the hell can she justify being pissed off because she left money on the floor of an open place for a whole day?!

Someone at my school got her iPad stolen (it was sold to another student a few days later) because she left it for a few minutes. AT SCHOOL.
This dumb bitch left her money on the ground of a Subway and didn't come back for a whole day and was pissy because someone took it. What the actual **** ?!
User avatar #584 to #1215 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
uum no xD
User avatar #585 to #1257 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Fine then, don't take my advice! You can just get boxed by a run for all I care!
User avatar #586 to #1258 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
i'll have a knife owo
User avatar #587 to #1259 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Sure, take the easy way out...
User avatar #588 to #1260 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
<---LAZY
User avatar #589 to #1261 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Aren't we all?
User avatar #590 to #1262 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
most yeah.
User avatar #591 to #1263 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Well, I think I'm gonna go to bed now... Goodnight!
User avatar #564 to #1215 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
cool

nostalgia.jpg
User avatar #565 to #1237 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
What's one of your nostalgia factor things? :P
User avatar #568 to #1240 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
all -nod-

User avatar #569 to #1241 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Yup, I also have a nostalgiagasm when I hear the word all.
User avatar #570 to #1242 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
too many to type xD
#571 to #1243 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
**AnomynousUser rolled a random image posted in comment #3931518 at FJ Pony Thread **
Then name some of them!

... MFW I just realized I haven't begun on my english hw and have 40 problems left in algebra 2 due tomorrow and I'll be driving during my usual study hall...
User avatar #572 to #1244 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
rocket power, rugrats, hamtaro, toonami's EVERYTHING, courage the cowardly dog...
User avatar #573 to #1245 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
... I know EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE from my childhood!

-starts the life-long journey of making a time machine that will probably fail so I can go back to my childhood-
User avatar #574 to #1246 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
i miss those shows... i have HAMTARO: Ham-hams head seaward on DVD :3
User avatar #575 to #1247 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Start a new conversation!
User avatar #576 to #1248 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
uuhh.

im going to the city with a friend tomorrow
User avatar #577 to #1249 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
I'll be driving (possibly in the city) tomorrow, so I might crash!
User avatar #578 to #1250 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
be careful!

i might b attacked by a hobo
User avatar #579 to #1251 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Then you should take his money and run!
User avatar #580 to #1252 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
hes a hobo xD
User avatar #581 to #1253 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Oh yeah!
Take his money and kick his box-home over, THEN run!
User avatar #582 to #1254 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
he wont HAVE money, hence the attack xD
User avatar #583 to #1255 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Oh...
Then you should rob yourself, kick his run, and then box!
User avatar #543 to #1215 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
pfft.

dumbbitch.jpg
User avatar #544 to #1216 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
I am seriously pissed off at that bitch!
gah!

I feel bad for my friend because I heard that someone's iPad was stolen and sold and a few days later I was told it was a friend and it was far too late but if you drop your money in a public place for a day (as opposed to leaving it in a class for a few minutes) no **** you'll lose it!
User avatar #545 to #1217 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
duh! ugh i hate stupid people. also:
ohshemad.jpg
User avatar #546 to #1218 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
On other words... I have my last day of drivers ed tomorrow! But the thing is that he is just going to tell us the name of the place and we need to get there ourselves...

I'm not 100% familiar with this town yet, especially the areas he's been making us go to, so I'll probably get some place I've never heard of before and will make a complete fool of myself again...
User avatar #547 to #1219 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
naah youll be fine. guess what.
User avatar #548 to #1220 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Hhhhwat?
User avatar #549 to #1221 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
tomorrows my birthday ^.^
User avatar #550 to #1222 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Happy unbirthday!!!
User avatar #551 to #1223 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
haha thanks!
User avatar #552 to #1224 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
...I'm growing up so fast D:

Lol, but seriously, we're getting older so much faster than I want! I will have to be responsible soon! D:
User avatar #553 to #1225 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
... ._. been responsible a long time now.
User avatar #555 to #1226 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
... I have to stop typing in replies but not actually posting them...
User avatar #554 to #1226 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
Lmao, well of course everyone our age has been responsible, but I mean moving out and paying for a house and all that responsible stuffs... But you do have to do too much if you ask me...
User avatar #556 to #1227 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
yus yus i do

but i chose this.
User avatar #557 to #1229 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
When does your school get out?
User avatar #559 to #1231 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
(for summer)
User avatar #560 to #1232 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
no clue :3
User avatar #561 to #1233 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
...
So, apparently I'm the only one at my area in Spanish that knows about the half your age plus 7 rule when it comes to dating... Please tell me you know it too! >.<
User avatar #562 to #1234 - diddilydiddily (04/25/2012) [-]
uh...no v.v -is ashamed-
User avatar #563 to #1235 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2012) [-]
...
So, I am crazy, after all...
You take the older one's age, divide it by 2 and add 7 to that, and that's the youngest he/she can date. So a 16 year old's youngest to partner could be 15, and a 22 year old's would be 18 and so on.

I've been nostalgia'ing all over the place because of these rugrats and hey arnold things I've been watching... I miss my childhood! q.q
User avatar #532 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2012) [-]
go to youtube and watch these videos

/watch?v=Od452HlOyX4&feature=player_embedded

...I am disappointed in the world for having that kid be that brainwashed...
User avatar #534 to #1205 - diddilydiddily (04/24/2012) [-]
.......i exited at scientology being good .-.
User avatar #535 to #1207 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2012) [-]
lmao but he has such a big, open, well thought through theory of everything!
User avatar #536 to #1208 - diddilydiddily (04/24/2012) [-]
fuuuck him. with something long hard and sand-papery :I
User avatar #537 to #1209 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2012) [-]
You seem upset.
:P
User avatar #538 to #1210 - diddilydiddily (04/24/2012) [-]
nah, sick of stupidity
User avatar #539 to #1211 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2012) [-]
Ah...

Hmm... Well, I also am :/
User avatar #540 to #1212 - diddilydiddily (04/24/2012) [-]
most sane people are.
User avatar #541 to #1213 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2012) [-]
I'm sorry about that! I started watching an old TV show on youtube and I nostalgia'd and lost track of time! D:

Well, I'm tired and have to drive tomorrow during school (I am the least experienced of my group, of course), so goodnight!
User avatar #533 to #1205 - diddilydiddily (04/24/2012) [-]
watching now
User avatar #521 - AnomynousUser (04/22/2012) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #523 to #1195 - AnomynousUser (04/22/2012) [-]
What's going on?
User avatar #524 to #1196 - diddilydiddily (04/22/2012) [-]
makin noms, and for you?
User avatar #525 to #1197 - AnomynousUser (04/22/2012) [-]
Waiting for noms...

My right forearm is so sore! I don't know if it's the racket ball or dodgeabll that did it, but damn...
User avatar #526 to #1198 - diddilydiddily (04/22/2012) [-]
i sorry D8
User avatar #527 to #1199 - AnomynousUser (04/22/2012) [-]
Lol don't be, it was much more than worth it


brb
User avatar #529 to #1201 - AnomynousUser (04/22/2012) [-]
I have returned!
User avatar #531 to #1203 - AnomynousUser (04/23/2012) [-]
But not for long apparently >.>
#517 - bandal (04/22/2012) [-]
Hmmmm I could kill for a bigger versión of your profile picture....
#518 to #1190 - diddilydiddily (04/22/2012) [-]
hmm quite, quite. here you are, fiend. jolly good pic you have there.
hmm quite, quite. here you are, fiend. jolly good pic you have there.
#519 to #1191 - bandal (04/22/2012) [-]
Oh My Gosh!! thank you!   
   
but you could've ask me to kill... I wanted to kill
Oh My Gosh!! thank you!

but you could've ask me to kill... I wanted to kill
#520 to #1192 - diddilydiddily (04/22/2012) [-]
then kill, nopony's stopping you 8D

excuse my limited amount of pics :/
User avatar #473 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Wooh! The award ceremony is finally done! I ended up with another 5 ribbons and 4 teacups (teacups are put on ribbons you've earned multiple times).
User avatar #516 to #1188 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Well... Do you have anything to talk about?
User avatar #495 to #1146 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
yep it sucks donkey dick.
User avatar #496 to #1168 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
So that's your new kink?
User avatar #497 to #1169 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
.-. YES. i just LOVE donkey dicks. which is why i used the term in such a derogatory manner. .-. omg fok aff koody
User avatar #498 to #1170 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
So, for how long have you loved donkey dicks?
User avatar #499 to #1171 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
=.= never.
User avatar #500 to #1172 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Now now, stop lying. You admitted to it several times. I'm not here to judge.
User avatar #501 to #1173 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
i like your dick much better than donkey dick .-. (so not meaning offence here)
User avatar #502 to #1174 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Well, that's great to know ^.^

And is there anything you like better than that?
User avatar #503 to #1175 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
chocolate ice cream. but thats about it.
User avatar #504 to #1176 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Ah. That's actually awesome ^.^
User avatar #505 to #1177 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
lol indeed
User avatar #506 to #1178 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
But, I can't help but to feel you're joking around with that, too...

Did you ever see 5 Centimeters Per Second?
User avatar #507 to #1179 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
i dont know if i actually like your dick but i like the idea of it. does that make sense? lol



nope.
User avatar #508 to #1180 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
So you were serious? :D

When you get sound on your computer, you should watch it. It's an hour long movie (split into 3 20 minute parts).
User avatar #509 to #1181 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
yup

no thanks owo
User avatar #510 to #1182 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Awesome confidence booster is awesome ^.^

Aww, why not? :/
User avatar #511 to #1183 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
cause im lazy
User avatar #512 to #1184 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
I can't beat that logic :P

Hmmm....
User avatar #513 to #1185 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
exactly! im hungry but im too lazy to make anything. guess ill starve :3
User avatar #514 to #1186 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Lmao, I can relate to that far too much....
User avatar #474 to #1146 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
awesome! -high-fives-
User avatar #475 to #1147 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Aww, I apparently already had a ribbon and didn't know it, so I'll only end up with 4 more :/

But still, it's going to be fun night on friday and that's AWESOME! ^.^
User avatar #476 to #1148 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
lucky you!
User avatar #477 to #1149 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
What kinds of school stuff are you guys doing for the end of the year?
User avatar #478 to #1150 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
probably nothing .-.
User avatar #479 to #1151 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot that your school is so small and probably doesn't have any teams...


Gah, I have Algebra 2 and English EOC tests to do soon -_-
User avatar #480 to #1152 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
i have algebra testing tomorrow...i had bio today...i only took bio for a week or two .-.
User avatar #481 to #1153 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Wow... at least science EOC's are always just tests to see how fast you can go through a test...

I want that one more ribbon now q.q xD
User avatar #482 to #1154 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
i hate tests. and ive never won anything in my entire life.
User avatar #483 to #1155 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
If you were in JROTC, you would have won a lot. It's hard not to get any ribbons.
User avatar #484 to #1156 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
uuh i smoke too many cigs i would die XD
User avatar #485 to #1157 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
That's a terrible habit D:
User avatar #486 to #1158 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
i am well aware. owo
User avatar #487 to #1159 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
I want to skip to Friday... Nothing fun will happen until then...
User avatar #488 to #1160 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
im sorreh
User avatar #489 to #1161 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
I feel like playing dodgeball...
User avatar #490 to #1162 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
i wanna play volley ball till i cant breath anymore XD
User avatar #491 to #1163 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
Rofl same with me and dodgeball...

Gahhh, I am booored, and don't want to go to school tomorrow...
User avatar #492 to #1164 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
i HAVE to go DX
User avatar #494 to #1165 - AnomynousUser (04/18/2012) [-]
As we all do. :/
User avatar #493 to #1165 - diddilydiddily (04/18/2012) [-]
to school that is
User avatar #331 - AnomynousUser (04/13/2012) [-]
I have awoken!
User avatar #453 to #1004 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
because youre human.
User avatar #454 to #1126 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE HUMANLY NORM OF LAZINESS!
I will KICK ASS and make the best god damned cookies you've ever seen right now or make the worst ones ever! HERE I GO!
User avatar #455 to #1127 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
-waves- good luck!
#456 to #1128 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I don't need luck, for I am a godlike unusual person!
I don't need luck, for I am a godlike unusual person!
User avatar #457 to #1129 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
yu-gi-oh?
User avatar #458 to #1130 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
...that's yugioh? >.>
I just thought it was a funny gif xD

And these cookies have been yet to be tasted, but the cookie dough is great ^.^
User avatar #459 to #1131 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
it looks like it...

yay!
User avatar #460 to #1132 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Now it's time for me to procrastinate wrapping them all up in saran wrap for individual selling! :P
User avatar #461 to #1133 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
lol i love procrastination.
User avatar #462 to #1134 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I hate it, but I still do it.... :/
User avatar #463 to #1135 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
i love it XD
#464 to #1136 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I think it's about time I stop procrastinating about this!




:P
User avatar #465 to #1137 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
awesome picture XD
User avatar #466 to #1138 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Mhmm, I was mostly hoping your dad would see a glance of that and be like "wtf?!?!?"

:P
Geez, why do the weekends have to go by so fast?
User avatar #467 to #1139 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
he's not even here lol.
because time flies when youre having fun.
#468 to #1140 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh, so you wouldn't be upset if I really posted it, eh? >:P

Name a song that's good.
User avatar #469 to #1141 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
I can do whatever im white .-.

go for it? XD
User avatar #470 to #1142 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
...and you said ****** in paris sounded stupid...?
xD

I'm not sure, you might be too mesmerized by it and stare at it for days if I post it. It is magnificent, after all.
User avatar #471 to #1143 - diddilydiddily (04/16/2012) [-]
XD thats why i said that particular song

i dunno about all that XD
User avatar #472 to #1144 - AnomynousUser (04/16/2012) [-]
Lol suuure

And I do know about all that - it would happen.
User avatar #433 to #1004 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
that sounds.....


exciting. .-.
User avatar #434 to #1106 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Mhmm...

What kinds of excitement have you been going through lately?
User avatar #435 to #1107 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
none .-. i lead a very dull life.

OH my mom's been avoiding my calls.
User avatar #436 to #1108 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
You've been avoiding everything about her, so there's no reason to seem surprised...
User avatar #437 to #1109 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
my REAL mom, not my ex step-bitch.
User avatar #438 to #1110 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh... That sucks then.

What are you going to do this summer?
User avatar #439 to #1111 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
uhhuhhh i dunno. go to Yosemite maybe.
User avatar #440 to #1112 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
That's fun...

This conversation is dying...
User avatar #441 to #1113 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
it is a little bit. i dont wanna go to Yosemite...i wanna go to L.A. again. and Santa Monica Pier.
User avatar #442 to #1114 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Then run away and live your life to its fullest!

...actually, no, that sounds like a terrible idea. Don't do that.
Gahhh, I don't feel like making cookies, I'd rather go out and play some football or something like that!
User avatar #443 to #1115 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
sometimes i want to, but i dont think i could make it on my own.

start the cookies and play foot ball while dat ***** in the oven.
User avatar #444 to #1116 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I was serious, it's not a good idea. And playing in 10 minute spurts? Nah...
User avatar #445 to #1117 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
well then

youre ****** 8D

and i dont plan on it.
User avatar #446 to #1118 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Well, at least I still have music to listen to while I do it... do you know the song ****** in Paris?
User avatar #447 to #1119 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
no .-. and it sounds dumb to be honest.
User avatar #448 to #1120 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
...haters gonna hate...
xD
It's a good song (in my opinion)...

I was walking back from my bathroom and I saw a deck of cards, so I flicked a card across the room and it stuck perfectly in the dart board! I was amazed, so I just spend about ten minutes (unsuccessfully) trying to redo it...
User avatar #449 to #1121 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
that is amazing XDD
User avatar #450 to #1122 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Of course, I took it out because no one would actually believe me if I told and showed them...
User avatar #451 to #1123 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
yup so true. life's a bitch.
User avatar #452 to #1124 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Mmmhmmm....

I'm hungry for cookies now, and probably should make them soon, but don't want to. Why am I so lazy?
User avatar #412 to #1004 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
nu just rape 8D
User avatar #413 to #1085 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I'm getting mixed signals here... do you want me to upload them or not?
xD
Or would you just rather me rape you?
User avatar #414 to #1086 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
it would be a bad idea XD

but rape is a good one 8D
User avatar #415 to #1087 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
D: Why you no want my dick anymore?
And why would you rather be raped by it than see it?
User avatar #416 to #1088 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
because its dangerous posting pics like that... especially on a public wall where ANYONE could see it .-.

including my dad
User avatar #417 to #1089 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
That's what PM's are for ;)
And you haven't answered my second question. :P
User avatar #418 to #1090 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
beecaauusee....you dont usually SEE the dick raping you?
User avatar #419 to #1091 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Good point, now address the other one.
User avatar #420 to #1092 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
i never said i didnt want your dick anymore XD
User avatar #421 to #1093 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
So you want me to PM you it?
Ok, I will.
User avatar #422 to #1094 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
er..ok i cant exactly stop you XD
User avatar #423 to #1095 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
You can't stop me, or you don't want to? :P
User avatar #424 to #1096 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
a little bit of both i guess XD

User avatar #426 to #1097 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
FIne, just leave...
User avatar #427 to #1099 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
i never leave unless i have to >.< stop making me feel bad for getting kicked off the computer! DX

and i never said i dun wanna see your dick XD
User avatar #428 to #1100 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
It's too late, I've already gone emo and cut myself.
User avatar #429 to #1101 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
.-. i'll saw your fukken arm off you start with that **** .
User avatar #430 to #1102 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
That's not a nice thing to say!

Hmm... I have to make cookies today...
User avatar #431 to #1103 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
then dont cut yourself. those scars..never go away.



I LIKE COOKIES!
User avatar #432 to #1104 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Well then, you'll have to pay 50 cents for two!
Yes, I also don't like that idea, but it's a fund raising bake sale :/
User avatar #425 to #1097 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
...you don't want to see my dick? :'(
User avatar #392 to #1004 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
i wou,ld prefer you called me....

slut/whore/filthy bitch you know, kinky names 8D
kidding kidding XD >.>
User avatar #393 to #1065 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Ok, you filthy whore.
:P

I'm tired, and it's 9:45... what's wrong with me?!
User avatar #394 to #1066 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
youre a little bitch 8D thats what. owo
User avatar #395 to #1067 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
...don't make me actually whip you...
User avatar #396 to #1068 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
don't make me rip out one of your eyes and skull **** you :3
User avatar #397 to #1069 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
With what..? >.>
User avatar #398 to #1070 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
-pulls out a large dildo- >.> i will improvise.
User avatar #399 to #1071 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
...
So, you are, in fact, a kinky little slut who is always thinking about insertion? :P
User avatar #400 to #1072 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
no actually, i found this in my grandpa's drawer.

lolwut.jpg
User avatar #401 to #1073 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh, so you just go through old people's drawers for kinky stuff. That makes sense.
User avatar #402 to #1074 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
i dont even know what happened to this conversation XDD
User avatar #403 to #1075 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I don't know, but I think it has something to do with you wanting my dick.
User avatar #404 to #1076 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
im pretty sure youre right XD

User avatar #405 to #1077 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh yeah?
-uploads a pic of it-
What do you think? :P
User avatar #406 to #1078 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
-eats the pic-
User avatar #407 to #1079 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh really? Now I'm going to actually do it :P
User avatar #408 to #1080 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
what, send me a pic of your dick? XD
User avatar #409 to #1081 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
What else? xD
User avatar #410 to #1082 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
that would be sexual hare-as-munt!

do it faggot!!!
User avatar #411 to #1083 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I thought you liked rape and sexual harassment... :P
And calling me names isn't nice...
User avatar #372 to #1004 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
-is sleeping soundly- zzzz
User avatar #373 to #1045 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Lol, I dunno what to do now...
-gets popcorn and waits for you to wake up-
User avatar #374 to #1046 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
-wakes up a while later- i think you did it wrong.
User avatar #375 to #1047 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Ah... Tell me the ways of correctness.
-continues eating popcorn-
User avatar #376 to #1048 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
well, once the girl is unconscious, you take her somewhere private. then YOU RAPE HER BRAINS OUT.

owo
User avatar #377 to #1049 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
...but that seems wrong... Can't I just rape her without knocking her out?
User avatar #378 to #1050 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
you could.

time for dinner.
User avatar #379 to #1051 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Ok, I'll just prepare for the rape...
User avatar #380 to #1052 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
back for now, but i'll probably be showering soon.

rape? o3o
User avatar #381 to #1053 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Yes. It's set up in the shower. You'll never see it cuming.
And you seem pretty excited for a raping.
User avatar #382 to #1054 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
O-o who says im excited?

I'm actually thrilled
User avatar #383 to #1055 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Idk, maybe the o3o face?

And you should be. Some people line up for miles for my rapes.
User avatar #384 to #1056 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
then i dont think its rape at that point. and o3o is confusion for me.
User avatar #385 to #1057 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Ah. So, would you like to partake in my non-rape? :P
User avatar #387 to #1059 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
So, what kind of rape do you prefer?
User avatar #388 to #1060 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
the kind with ropes and stuff (no whips >.> ouch)
User avatar #389 to #1061 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
-pulls out a whip-
THIS IS CALLED RAPE, BABE!
User avatar #390 to #1062 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
.-. first off, dont call me BABE. babe is a pig and i am not. second off, lets not turn this rape into a murder, hmm? :)
User avatar #391 to #1063 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Lol, would you rather be called hun? xD
User avatar #352 to #1004 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
i'm not like most girls .-.

its ok XD
User avatar #353 to #1025 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
That's what they all say, so if you say that you are like them all, but if you say you're just like all of them, that means you aren't but at the same time, you are.

Wat.
User avatar #354 to #1026 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
imcunfized.jpg
User avatar #355 to #1027 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't make me think about what I've said, or I'll confuse myself.

Just embrace my craziness.
User avatar #356 to #1028 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
okay.jpg

so whats up
User avatar #357 to #1029 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Well, I'm just sitting down, sore, wondering what my grades will be like this six weeks, wondering how to get a stain off my uniform before Tuesday, and in a cuddly mood...

How about you?
User avatar #358 to #1030 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
...bored. -nods-

firstworldproblems.jpg
User avatar #359 to #1031 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
I had an epiphany... If a woman seduces a man by making gestures that are basically made to make him horny as hell, and a lot of those involve things with their hands, which imply what they'd do with their hands.....
That means that I can seduce any woman by sticking my tongue out in a middle of a conversation as far as it can go...
I'm a genius!
User avatar #360 to #1032 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
.-. i dont think it works like that...
User avatar #361 to #1033 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Why not? My thoughts are always fool-proof!
User avatar #362 to #1034 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
i dunno maybe it works XD
#363 to #1035 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Well then, how do you think I should seduce the ladies? :P
Well then, how do you think I should seduce the ladies? :P
User avatar #364 to #1036 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
Chloroform.
#365 to #1037 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Perfect!
Perfect!
User avatar #366 to #1038 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
how in the **** ...

anyway, it works every time.
#367 to #1039 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Let's just test that...   
   
-pulls out chloroform and a rag-   
&gt;:)
Let's just test that...

-pulls out chloroform and a rag-
>:)
User avatar #368 to #1040 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
im guessing im the test dummy? owe
User avatar #369 to #1041 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! -runs at you with the rag-
User avatar #370 to #1042 - diddilydiddily (04/15/2012) [-]
-just stands there derpishly-
User avatar #371 to #1043 - AnomynousUser (04/15/2012) [-]
-knocks you out with the chloroform, then puts you on the roof of a nearby school-

Hmm... I'm not sure how this helps seduce people, but oh well!
User avatar #332 to #1004 - diddilydiddily (04/13/2012) [-]
OMFG YAY! now we must go feast on the blood of the innocent! oh wait...
User avatar #333 to #1005 - AnomynousUser (04/13/2012) [-]
Sorry about that... I had to take care of something.
User avatar #334 to #1006 - diddilydiddily (04/13/2012) [-]
is something your dick?
User avatar #335 to #1007 - AnomynousUser (04/13/2012) [-]
No, it's not...
Why must you assume that? lol
User avatar #336 to #1008 - diddilydiddily (04/13/2012) [-]
cause you always seem to want to do something with your dick XD
User avatar #337 to #1009 - AnomynousUser (04/13/2012) [-]
No, not really... but you seem to be thinking about it a lot lately...
User avatar #338 to #1010 - diddilydiddily (04/13/2012) [-]
because you seem to like mentioning it in every conversation maybe XD
User avatar #339 to #1011 - AnomynousUser (04/13/2012) [-]
Only the ones you bring it up in :P

Omg, I'm so tired... 2 and a half hours straight of football (I went 110% today), a 4 mile dog walk (my dog had to stop 3 times), and just mowed the lawn.... My legs don't like moving anymore xD
User avatar #340 to #1012 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
suure i do XD

awww you poor thing.
User avatar #341 to #1013 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
My muscles are sore... and I love it! xD
I am pretty sure I will join raiders next year if it'll be that fun!
User avatar #342 to #1014 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
lol well good luck with that 8D im not really a big sports fan XD
User avatar #343 to #1015 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
Lol, I just liked playing it... A few of the most fun people to play that game with are on raiders, and I'd like to be there, too...

Also, on the 20th will be fun night, which is where all of our jrotc go to MTSU and do all the physical stuff offered there!
User avatar #344 to #1016 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
sounds thrilling.



guess what? :3
User avatar #345 to #1017 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
What? ^.^
User avatar #346 to #1018 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
my birthday is coming up :D the 25th.
User avatar #347 to #1019 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
That's awesome! Sorry about this, but I gotta go...
User avatar #348 to #1020 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
aw...ok DX
User avatar #349 to #1021 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
I have returned, with a full belly! :P
I apparently weigh 145 pounds now... That's about 25 more than freshman year. And it's not in fat, because I'm not seeming any fatter now.
User avatar #350 to #1022 - diddilydiddily (04/14/2012) [-]
at this point i havent got a clue as to how much i weigh. last i checked it was 126.
User avatar #351 to #1023 - AnomynousUser (04/14/2012) [-]
-gasp-
I thought that girls weren't supposed to give away what they weigh!

...apparently, I only THOUGHT I pressed the reply button before posting a comment and leaving, so I never really posted it...
#274 - AnomynousUser (04/07/2012) [-]
Oh, hi there.
Oh, hi there.
User avatar #315 to #947 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
-wouldnt have left unless i had to-

-huggles-
User avatar #316 to #988 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
I'm bored and lonely now...
User avatar #317 to #989 - diddilydiddily (04/11/2012) [-]
i like potatoes.
User avatar #318 to #990 - AnomynousUser (04/11/2012) [-]
Po
Tate
Ohs
User avatar #319 to #991 - diddilydiddily (04/11/2012) [-]
Mo
Naked
Hos?

wut.jpg
User avatar #320 to #992 - AnomynousUser (04/11/2012) [-]
Yes, we definitely need more of those!
User avatar #321 to #993 - diddilydiddily (04/11/2012) [-]
fuuck yes. as long as theyre free. im broke 8D
User avatar #322 to #994 - AnomynousUser (04/11/2012) [-]
That's ok, I robbed a potato store earlier and now we're loaded!
User avatar #323 to #995 - diddilydiddily (04/11/2012) [-]
...you stole all the potatoes instead of the money... didnt you?
User avatar #324 to #996 - AnomynousUser (04/11/2012) [-]
Wasn't that the pla-

Ohhhh! Ok, let's try again! They should be defenseless without their potatoes now!
User avatar #325 to #997 - diddilydiddily (04/11/2012) [-]
facepalm.jpg

now they think theres a ding dong with a sack of their potatoes running around, theyve upped the security! -siigs- i guess there will be no naked hos for us.
User avatar #326 to #998 - AnomynousUser (04/11/2012) [-]
...
Would it help if I became a naked ho and swung the potato bag around?
User avatar #327 to #999 - diddilydiddily (04/11/2012) [-]
maybe people would throw money at you for it XD
User avatar #328 to #1000 - AnomynousUser (04/11/2012) [-]
That was the biggest strike of genius that ever struck my face! I almost had a brain-cramp from that...
It's fool proof!
User avatar #329 to #1001 - diddilydiddily (04/11/2012) [-]
yeeaah you go have fun with that XD try not to get raped! 8D
#330 to #1002 - AnomynousUser (04/11/2012) [-]
If there's raping involved, I'll be the raper! &gt;;)   
And you... YOU ARE MY FIRST VICTIM!    
   
(I just looked through my whole entire reaction folder and couldn't find what I wanted.....)
If there's raping involved, I'll be the raper! >;)
And you... YOU ARE MY FIRST VICTIM!

(I just looked through my whole entire reaction folder and couldn't find what I wanted.....)
User avatar #295 to #947 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
XD nah its all good
User avatar #296 to #968 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
Well... at least I asked before posting, or I might have looked weird!

...you don't think I'm weird, do you? -starts noming on random pocky-
User avatar #297 to #969 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
no way, youre more normal than me -noms the other end-
User avatar #298 to #970 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
No! That means I'm more predictable and boring than you!
-eats most of it at once and continues noming the rest-
User avatar #299 to #971 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
not exactly XD -continues to nom- owo
User avatar #300 to #972 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
Then what does it mean, eh?

-takes a big breath before eating the rest and kissing you-
User avatar #301 to #973 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
it means youre not pred-- -is kissed. smiles and kissed back-
User avatar #302 to #974 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
-continues to kiss, forgetting what you were talking about-
User avatar #303 to #975 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
-bites your lip lightly-
User avatar #304 to #976 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
-kisses harder, putting my hands on your hips-
User avatar #305 to #977 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
-smiles and runs my tongue along your bottom lip, looping my arms around your neck.-
User avatar #306 to #978 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
-runs my hands up and down your back while running my tongue on your lips-
User avatar #307 to #979 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
-shivers lightly and slips my tongue into your mouth-
User avatar #308 to #980 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
-moves even closer to you, not caring about how obviously it was up, circling my tongue around yours-
User avatar #309 to #981 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
-grins and breaks the kiss- is this a stick up? (god that was lame XD)
User avatar #310 to #982 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
-sits down a little ways away, laughing it off-
Yeah, that's it...
User avatar #311 to #983 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
-jumps on- where d'ya think youre going, ha?
User avatar #312 to #984 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
to my skulking corner...
User avatar #313 to #985 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
well, FINE D:

;-; i'll just go then. i needa shower anyway.
User avatar #314 to #986 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
No! D:
-hugs from behind-
User avatar #275 to #947 - diddilydiddily (04/07/2012) [-]
ohgod i think i just witnessed kitty rape XD
User avatar #276 to #948 - AnomynousUser (04/08/2012) [-]
Kitty rape is a little bit better than tentacle rape, don't you think?

IHaveNoIdeaWhatI'mSaying.jpg
User avatar #277 to #949 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
.-. uh. idk O-o
#278 to #950 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
Apparently, a little puppy raping a chicken was banned on this site... Weird...   
   
Well, here's another gif to make up for the lack of that.
Apparently, a little puppy raping a chicken was banned on this site... Weird...

Well, here's another gif to make up for the lack of that.
User avatar #279 to #951 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
fascinating...O_o
#280 to #952 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
Yes. Very.   
   
What's new? ^.^
Yes. Very.

What's new? ^.^
User avatar #281 to #953 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
not much. weather got very...dry so ive had multiple nose bleeds.
User avatar #282 to #954 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
That sucks! D:

We had a few really good storms (probably not good in your opinion, but I like thunder and lightning)!
User avatar #283 to #955 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
scary >.< it finally started acting like summer here (we only have two seasons. dead of winter and desert summer)
User avatar #284 to #956 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol, I remember it being like that in Arizona... 8 months of summer, 4 of winter and nothing between.
I don't really like spring, and fall isn't all that great, either, so you're not missing all that much xD

I do, however, miss winter D:
Hmm... I have to make a balloon-popping machine for science... It has to be one of those that's set off by one little thing and domino's into a balloon being popped.
User avatar #285 to #957 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
eer....WHY? XD
User avatar #286 to #958 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
Because it's science and he's running out of things to teach...

It was the same thing as the food car (that I got an A on btw ^.^) there really is no reason. He could list off a bunch of physics lessons based off of it, but no one cares enough.

I wonder if I can fit fire into mine somehow... >.>
User avatar #287 to #959 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
well that sounds awesome XD I LIKE FIRE!!!
User avatar #288 to #960 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
I thought of a way to make the flame, but realized I'd have to bring it to school, where it's probably against the rules... :(
User avatar #289 to #961 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
its science THERE ARE NO RULES!!
User avatar #290 to #962 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
True!

But it is a school where there's always the weekly fights and the school doesn't have a reason to trust me with it.... :/

I'll ask him if we're allowed tomorrow ^.^
User avatar #291 to #963 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
good idea!
User avatar #292 to #964 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
So...

>.>
<.<
Is your brother or father around?
User avatar #293 to #965 - diddilydiddily (04/09/2012) [-]
nope is just me
User avatar #294 to #966 - AnomynousUser (04/09/2012) [-]
Damn, I was going to post some stuff if it was you and your dad...

:P
Wait, you're all alone... I'll call 911 - the house must be on fire by now! I know it would be if I was alone!
#246 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2012) [-]
...I heard you like redheads...

...dem eyes </3
User avatar #268 to #919 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
they're all lesbians, they dont want your fukken dick XD
what, what? owo
User avatar #269 to #941 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
But... I thought everyone wanted my dick...
-sulks in the corner-

At least I still have you, right?
User avatar #270 to #942 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
-huggles- yes you do :3
User avatar #271 to #943 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
Yay ^.^
-hugs-


Now I must go, my people need me! (and by that, i mean we're going out to eat)

I hope to see you again afterwards tonight ^.^;
User avatar #272 to #944 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
D:
ok.jpg
bai :3
User avatar #273 to #945 - AnomynousUser (03/25/2012) [-]
Sorry for being gone for so long... I wasn't expecting them to come back and play pool and what not...
User avatar #248 to #919 - diddilydiddily (03/21/2012) [-]
...owo im in lust! i mean love! owo
User avatar #249 to #921 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2012) [-]
-puts post-it note on her head saying "MINE!!!"-
Back off, girlfriend! xD
User avatar #250 to #922 - diddilydiddily (03/21/2012) [-]
-drags her away and locks her in my basement." she MINE!
#251 to #923 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2012) [-]
Ok...
<---but she's mine!
User avatar #252 to #924 - diddilydiddily (03/21/2012) [-]
bitch she was mine first -throws her in the basement too along with many red heads-
User avatar #253 to #925 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2012) [-]
D:
Hmm...

-jumps head-first into your basement-
Hells yeah!

I'm gonna go take the dog for a walk now, brb
User avatar #254 to #926 - diddilydiddily (03/21/2012) [-]
-all da redheads throw you out- okie-dokie.
User avatar #255 to #927 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2012) [-]
You know they'd be fighting over me ;P
User avatar #256 to #928 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
naah. they know you're mine ;D
User avatar #257 to #929 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
Idon'tknowhowtoreacttothissituation.jpg

xD
Hmm, how about a compromise? We can share the redheads!
User avatar #258 to #930 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
nu! theyre mine too >:O
User avatar #259 to #931 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
-sigh- ok... one of them is yours...

-runs into the basement, pushing one of them back up-
User avatar #260 to #932 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
-redheads pull out a bunch of artillery.-

uuh, i suggest you get out of there. every one of those redheads is a flaming homosexual who hate men. :3 -cuddles with the redhead you pushed out-
User avatar #261 to #933 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
Hah! Tricks on you! I'm a heterosexual!

...wait...
>.>
-processing-
they want my dick, don't they?
User avatar #262 to #934 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
-they load the guns-

er. no kody. no they don't.
User avatar #263 to #935 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
But if they don't want my dick, and they hate men, and I'm a man, and you're a woman, and you...

...
>.>
<.<
-processing-
Aha! You want my dick, don't you!?
User avatar #264 to #936 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
XDDD how do you come up with this **** ?? lmfao. -drags you out of the basement and throws the redhead in with the rest. shuts the door and locks it.-
User avatar #265 to #937 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
Don't question the mind of a man, for even a man doesn't know how it works!

And why'd you lock the door? You want me all to yourself, don't you?!
User avatar #266 to #938 - diddilydiddily (03/24/2012) [-]
psh, duh. that, and they would kill you if i didnt :3
User avatar #267 to #939 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2012) [-]
But if they kill me, the bloodflow would stop, and they couldn't have my dick to its fullest potential... They'd barely keep me alive, and you know it! >:)

Wait, what?
User avatar #14 - AnomynousUser (03/17/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbBB9ipndA&lc=Q-KGDnw4X-35N6pQ-VuLS_dG44xFchInFQfPIuBXdME&feature=inbox

I hate people like this... The guy has funny, clever pranks. They don't do much damage at all to her and she could have just laughed it off...

What does the girl do? She hits him on the back of the head with a cooking sheet thing, and kicks him in the balls. How the hell are those pranks?! If a guy was to kick and hit a girl like that, it would have been abuse, too -_-
User avatar #236 to #687 - diddilydiddily (03/21/2012) [-]
-cuddles- =w= -noms on-
User avatar #237 to #909 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2012) [-]
So, what's something weird/relaxing that you like? ^.^
User avatar #238 to #910 - diddilydiddily (03/21/2012) [-]
eeehhhh.....
i like to sleep buried in my blankets?

i like strapping my ass to a truck and letting it drag my around for a half an hour it feels so comforting XDD my dad is going off on all kinds of weird ****

i like to eat glass, it reminds me of ma's home cooking XDD
User avatar #239 to #911 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2012) [-]
As do I (I think that's one of the many reasons I love winter)

That's... O.o

Lol