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#85 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on America is for Americans! +1
#110 - cactusupthebutt (09/14/2013) [-]
Did you know the actor they used for that commercial was Italian?
#21 - Media's portrayal of the event: >8th Grader Trayvon Ma… 07/15/2013 on dickorcock's profile 0
#20 - Si senor 06/09/2013 on dickorcock's profile 0
#128 - My all time favorite /k/ story  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2012 on oh /k/ +21
#201 - johnstyron (09/25/2012) [-]
.51 Gyrojet at Big 5 was still a great one though
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#164 - jogoto (09/24/2012) [-]
i cant get that mental image out of my head
#38 - What the **** did you say to me, you little bitch… 09/20/2012 on The Empire Strikes Back +6
#36 - When someone who is an atheist does a good job denouncing some… 09/14/2012 on Facebook +1
#113 - Only San Andreas thing I have in my folder at the moment. Be w…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2012 on gta meme compilation#2 +6
#158 - potatotown (09/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #137 - themanwithnoplan (09/13/2012) [-]
I did not expect that.

Atl all.
#136 - hungryforwords (09/13/2012) [-]
......lolwut
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#31 - **** YES  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2012 on High 5 +12
#32 - wraththefurious (09/05/2012) [-]
Hell yeah brother.
#49 - thebookwasbetter (09/06/2012) [-]
Ash is fucking awesome.
#50 - wraththefurious (09/06/2012) [-]
That's an understatement.
#362 - Seriously, I agree that a world without guns would probably be…  [+] (34 new replies) 08/27/2012 on 13 Rules of Gunfighting +21
User avatar #611 - defender (08/27/2012) [-]
wasn't the world pretty violent before guns
User avatar #379 - DaCrazyOne (08/27/2012) [-]
Yeah.

Because banning all guns won't stop knives either.

BAN THOSE YOU SAY?

Okay, I'll use my bat.

BANNED

Hammer.

BANNED

Car.

BANNED.

You see where I'm going with this.
Pretty soon we'll be just as regulated as Britian.
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User avatar #812 - DaCrazyOne (08/28/2012) [-]
TL;DR

The human mind will adapt new ways to kill to work around those guidelines.

It's in our genes.
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User avatar #835 - DaCrazyOne (08/29/2012) [-]
Also, point 2.
>having a death tool promotes death
AND NOW WE GET TO THE ROOT.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU DEMONIZE GUNS LIKE THEY'RE RAPISTS OR THIEVES!
THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT EXCEPT DO WHAT THEY WERE DESIGNED TO DO.
SEND THE FIRING PIN INTO PRIMER, AND SENDING THAT ROUND DOWN THE BARREL TO WHEREVER IT MIGHT BE POINTING.
BY ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, IF ANYONE IS OFF IT'S YOU.
User avatar #833 - DaCrazyOne (08/29/2012) [-]
Mhm.

1.The TL;DR was for MY statement, not yours.
2.Firearms are a means of applying force. I've already said this before, and I hate to repeat myself. It all depends on the person behind the firearm how that force is applied.
3. The human mind adapts to survive. Societal or otherwise.
4. Seville Statement? I admit, I am unknown to this, would you kindly explain?
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User avatar #837 - DaCrazyOne (08/29/2012) [-]
1. >implying that there's a specific usage for TL;DR
2. A car still applies force to increase speed from Point A to Point B, which makes it in the same category that it applies force, and a gun's usage can also be used for sustenance, see "Hunting". Yes, it may promote death, but whose death is the choice of the user.

And your 3rd statement didn't counter my 3rd statement, even though it countered #4, so I'm not sure why you looped it into the Seville Statement. The human mind is built to survive, beyond that, thrive. It has had centuries to adapt and hone these techniques of survival to be the best of the natural world.
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User avatar #839 - DaCrazyOne (08/30/2012) [-]
I am without knowledge of the Seville Statement.

TL;DR it for me, kay?

A car's primary usage is to use FORCE to propel it forward.
A gun's primary usage is to use FORCE to propel the bullet forward.
You see what I mean now?
Gun doesn't do any of the killing.
Bullets, on the other hand....
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User avatar #844 - DaCrazyOne (08/30/2012) [-]
Wait, I wrote the Seville Statement?
Damn, when did I do that?
Then let us agree to disagree, so long as what your agreements say do not violate my own, does that sound good to you?
#389 - anonymous (08/27/2012) [-]
A knife is a tool. It has multiple, practical purposes. A gun is a weapon. It has exactly one use. In fact it's only if you don't use a gun properly that nothing gets damaged and nobody gets shot because that's their sole purpose.
User avatar #426 - psydoc (08/27/2012) [-]
A gun can have many purposes, hunting, self defense, Olympic events, murder, just like knifes have many purposes.
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User avatar #631 - psydoc (08/27/2012) [-]
That's really just semantics. You define something as such, and say it's such.
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User avatar #668 - psydoc (08/27/2012) [-]
Using semantics makes it a weak argument. I could argue that every time you pierce or slash with a knife you're using it as a weapon whether or not it's on something living. Guns can be used for self defense without ever firing a shot.
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User avatar #676 - psydoc (08/27/2012) [-]
So you're only willing to argue if you can control the meaning of the words being used. I'm done.
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User avatar #424 - perronfan (08/27/2012) [-]
so a gun shouldnt be used to save peoples lives by launching flares in a sinking ship, or used to pre emptively start avalanches to avoid un necessary deaths....and obvy troll is ovby...
User avatar #597 - starvaggi (08/27/2012) [-]
A flare gun is not the type of gun being discussed. Don't be stupid. I have no idea what this avalanche bull is but whatever you say, if that's a situation that's arisen before fine.

Here's the thing about firearms, guns that are meant to kill people: They are only meant to kill people. They should only be used by those who are trusted by the government to have the judgment and stomach necessary to kill a human being: policemen and military personnel.

guns used for hunting and other recreational purposes like shooting ranges should be highly regulated and have background checks, but nobody needs a gun for self defense.
User avatar #809 - perronfan (08/27/2012) [-]
and please tell me how it is to live in a prefect cloud of denial
User avatar #808 - perronfan (08/27/2012) [-]
yes cause policemen ARE SO GOOD WITH GUNS
User avatar #834 - DaCrazyOne (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, 50 rounds a YEAR to qualify.

And don't forget the "New York" triggers....
#845 - perronfan (08/31/2012) [-]
mfw that comment
#402 - angrynoodle (08/27/2012) [-]
God DAMMIT anon, why do you say so many things I want to thumb up? I can't do that any more today. Log in so you can get my thumb next time.
User avatar #393 - DaCrazyOne (08/27/2012) [-]
>only if you don't use a gun properly that nothing gets damaged
Would you like to rephrase your statement?
User avatar #410 - ccccmoney (08/27/2012) [-]
He clearly meant "the only way a gun when used can't damage something or someone is if it's misused"

That said, I will repeat, "if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns"
User avatar #417 - DaCrazyOne (08/27/2012) [-]
A gun is a means of applying force, the person himself decides how to apply said force.

So, background checks.

But that won't stop straw purchasing, black market trading, etc.
User avatar #423 - ccccmoney (08/27/2012) [-]
This is true, however if all you want to do is apply force without killing, there are more effective/cheaper ways to do this, though in a pinch guns could be used for such.
User avatar #431 - DaCrazyOne (08/27/2012) [-]
Indeed.
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User avatar #21 - dickorcock (07/15/2013) [-]
Media's portrayal of the event:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
#18 - anonymous (09/08/2012) [-]

What the **** did you say to me, you little bitch? I'd like to let you know that I work for Olive Garden, and I have served over 600 customers. I am trained to work the grill and I'm the most efficient cook in the backroom. You are nothing to me but another non-tipping party of four. I'll make sure to get you banned from every Olive Garden in this area code. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet? Think again, tiramisu lover. As we speak, I am contacting corporate through my regional manager and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare to never eat at Olive Garden again, ungrateful ******* . Olive Garden bans anyone who is this disrespectful to one of their employees. You're ******* banned, bitch. I can ban your entire family from Oliver Garden at anytime, and I can make sure to contact every restaurant and send them a picture of you so they fart in your soup, as well as over 700 different ways to ruin your food, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained to pull off pranks in food industries, but I have access to the septic tanks and I will use it to it's full extent to make sure you never enjoy an evening dining out again, you little 1% tipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didnt, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn land whale. I will **** in your dessert and you will eat it. You're ******* going to eat all sorts of bodily fluids, jerkoff. Have a nice time trying to find a restaurant that will not know you who are.
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