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#4 - Picture 04/07/2015 on Tales from my photo library +3
#4 - It's actually a skyrim monster mod  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Skyrim Monster Mods -49
#34 - orkanoidz (04/08/2015) [-]
#32 - anonymous (04/08/2015) [-]
you cant jump attack in skyrim nor can you climb up a monster's back
User avatar #75 - kilotech (04/08/2015) [-]
there is kill animations for that, like the one where you jump on the dragons back
#31 - Picture 04/07/2015 on Old Cringe, but still cringe +1
#29 - She's gonna regret this when she's older  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Old Cringe, but still cringe 0
#30 - skyrimdovah (04/07/2015) [-]
#31 - diblie (04/07/2015) [-]
#7 - It's a doggy dog world out there where moments like these are …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2015 on (untitled) +62
User avatar #24 - steamtrolled (04/08/2015) [-]
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
#13 - udo (04/08/2015) [-]
#8 - anonymous (04/07/2015) [-]
dog eat* dog world
User avatar #10 - IAmManbearpig (04/08/2015) [-]
also dime a dozen. it's a joke you quarter wit.
#40 - Thanks for the life advice babyanalraper. seriously … 04/06/2015 on Based Scooby on Fat Acceptance +1
#1695 - Cereal in bowl and then milk? Or milk in bowl and then cereal?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #1798 - charagrin (04/05/2015) [-]
imnotkickthecat has it in the bag.
User avatar #1696 - imnotkickthecat (04/04/2015) [-]
cereal then milk

People who put milk first are the same idiots who say ".JIF"
#6 - Not wearing orange vest as per hunting regulations. …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Experts +2
User avatar #7 - onlyanonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
not knowing you dont have to have an orange vest while bow hunting 30-06/10
excluding 2nd picture
User avatar #12 - theezachulator (03/24/2015) [-]
judging by gun he aint deer hunting in the 2nd one
User avatar #50 - hanakoikezawa (03/24/2015) [-]
in my state at least you're not required to wear orange for turkey hunting, however is he is hunting de3er that's a big no-no
User avatar #13 - bcsaint (03/24/2015) [-]
um, that's a 12 gauge, you wouldn't be able to tell if he is using bird shot, buck shot, or a deer slug
User avatar #59 - theezachulator (03/25/2015) [-]
no but it has a bead sight which isnt optimal for deer hunting
#8 - The only difference is that we don't claim to be model citizen… 03/22/2015 on Relevant 0
#4 - apology for poor english when were you when ice bear … 03/18/2015 on Polar Bears 0

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User avatar #2 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
I hope you have a terrible day my friend
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