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Date Signed Up:11/28/2011
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#142 - sause  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2016 on Mei the Bae 0
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#190 - fukkentyranitar (05/15/2016) [-]
SpongeBob SquarePants.
#1908177 - My grandma just passed away The wold just lost one crazy old lady  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1908190 - thimmiee (05/13/2016) [-]
Sorry to hear that friend
#11 - I dont get it 05/07/2016 on She Was With Us All Along 0
#33 - you know da struggle niga 05/07/2016 on Best dark souls enemy. +1
#28 - I dont want ******* hyper armor i want poise a mechanic that w…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2016 on Best dark souls enemy. +4
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#31 - vozel (05/07/2016) [-]
^^^^^^

Loved playing as a Paladin who pulled aggro duty and tanked PvE mob combos. Now? Getting snipped by a hollow faggot's flaccid dildo is like being smacked in the dick by a greatsword to my character, and next thing you know 3 different mobs get a 4 hit combo on me because I can't do jack shit
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#46 - indalx (05/07/2016) [-]
Get havels shield or a good greatshield,i can tank bosses
#33 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
you know da struggle niga
#47 - Picture 05/07/2016 on Dank and Music Webm 63 0
#26 - Black Knight great sword actually i told you to **** off becau…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2016 on Best dark souls enemy. +4
#27 - theinfamouschad (05/07/2016) [-]
You realize you can still do that same exact shit right? Like you can even be a dragon while you're doing it. All you have to do is learn when your hyperarmor kicks in and you'll be unstunnable. That's literally it. You even use the BKGS, a weapon with hyperarmor on every single attack.
#28 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
I dont want fucking hyper armor i want poise a mechanic that worked that is in the game but its fucking turned off i want to wear heavy armor and not get staggerd by a fucking dog nipping at my legs or a fucking hollow rush attacking me oh no a crossbow bolt my havels means nothing PVP isnt the whole game you dumb fuck there is more then estoc spammers you have to deal with i get corned by 2 mobs and they stagger me to death if i had poise i could counter attack but no LETS NOT HAVE POISE BECAUSE I LIKE HOW GAME IS NOW
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#31 - vozel (05/07/2016) [-]
^^^^^^

Loved playing as a Paladin who pulled aggro duty and tanked PvE mob combos. Now? Getting snipped by a hollow faggot's flaccid dildo is like being smacked in the dick by a greatsword to my character, and next thing you know 3 different mobs get a 4 hit combo on me because I can't do jack shit
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#46 - indalx (05/07/2016) [-]
Get havels shield or a good greatshield,i can tank bosses
#33 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
you know da struggle niga
#44 - live leek video best i can find is the dog was just startled  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2016 on Dank and Music Webm 63 0
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#45 - Dragonchampion (05/07/2016) [-]
Ahhh, liveleak. The entry portal to morbid.
#47 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
#21 - **** Off  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2016 on Best dark souls enemy. +1
#25 - theinfamouschad (05/07/2016) [-]
Found the Estoc R1 spammer.
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#26 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
Black Knight great sword actually i told you to fuck off because in DS1 i could do a stupid build like super deprived with no armor and a poise ring with a great club and still survive in pvp or wear full havels with a slow weapon and not get sunned to death but now in ds3 its use a fast weapon or gtfo poise needs to come back it worked in ds1 nobody complained about it
#27 - theinfamouschad (05/07/2016) [-]
You realize you can still do that same exact shit right? Like you can even be a dragon while you're doing it. All you have to do is learn when your hyperarmor kicks in and you'll be unstunnable. That's literally it. You even use the BKGS, a weapon with hyperarmor on every single attack.
#28 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
I dont want fucking hyper armor i want poise a mechanic that worked that is in the game but its fucking turned off i want to wear heavy armor and not get staggerd by a fucking dog nipping at my legs or a fucking hollow rush attacking me oh no a crossbow bolt my havels means nothing PVP isnt the whole game you dumb fuck there is more then estoc spammers you have to deal with i get corned by 2 mobs and they stagger me to death if i had poise i could counter attack but no LETS NOT HAVE POISE BECAUSE I LIKE HOW GAME IS NOW
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#31 - vozel (05/07/2016) [-]
^^^^^^

Loved playing as a Paladin who pulled aggro duty and tanked PvE mob combos. Now? Getting snipped by a hollow faggot's flaccid dildo is like being smacked in the dick by a greatsword to my character, and next thing you know 3 different mobs get a 4 hit combo on me because I can't do jack shit
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#46 - indalx (05/07/2016) [-]
Get havels shield or a good greatshield,i can tank bosses
#33 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
you know da struggle niga
#41 - ok so apperently its only been arround sense early 2015...wier…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2016 on Dank and Music Webm 63 0
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#42 - Dragonchampion (05/07/2016) [-]
Well, do you have sauce? I'd love to find out more about it. That dog seems damn dangerous. And yeah, I know people may have said the same thing, but if people all fear of repeating others, then we wouldn't have comments at all.
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#44 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
live leek video best i can find is the dog was just startled
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#45 - Dragonchampion (05/07/2016) [-]
Ahhh, liveleak. The entry portal to morbid.
#47 - diabolicgnome (05/07/2016) [-]
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#231 - diabolicgnome (06/25/2014) [-]
stickied by diabolicgnome
#361 - diabolicgnome (11/21/2015) [-]
#352 - lordbutthurt (06/10/2015) [-]
#353 to #352 - diabolicgnome (06/10/2015) [-]
holy **** i havent talked to you in forever
#354 to #353 - lordbutthurt (06/10/2015) [-]
Ya, I was gone for a long, long time, what's up?
#355 to #354 - diabolicgnome (06/10/2015) [-]
**** has happend man
#356 to #355 - lordbutthurt (06/10/2015) [-]
Studies, mostly, but done now and currently at my parents for a short vacation.
#357 to #356 - diabolicgnome (06/10/2015) [-]
i got a job lost a job got a new job cut my finger almost off got in a car crash
thats been the last year for me
#358 to #357 - lordbutthurt (06/10/2015) [-]
Sounds exciting, how'd that happen with the finger?
#359 to #358 - diabolicgnome (06/10/2015) [-]
picked up a folding blade knife and it closed on my hand
#360 to #359 - lordbutthurt (06/10/2015) [-]
Tsk tsk, don't play with sharp things.
#347 - murrlogic (02/22/2015) [-]
boop
#348 to #347 - diabolicgnome (02/22/2015) [-]
que
#349 to #348 - murrlogic (02/22/2015) [-]
Hello

It seems quite dandy in here
#350 to #349 - diabolicgnome (02/22/2015) [-]
what u want
#351 to #350 - murrlogic (02/22/2015) [-]
Conversation
#344 - ghostofmikail (02/10/2015) [-]
/roll 2
#343 - princeofbrokensoul (02/10/2015) [-]
/roll 1
#338 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh no.
#339 to #338 - diabolicgnome (02/07/2015) [-]
who are you
#340 to #339 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
Somebody.
#335 - diabolicgnome (10/13/2014) [-]
#336 to #335 - ghostofmikail (10/13/2014) [-]
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#332 - ghostofmikail (08/28/2014) [-]
*****.   
   
I was digging through my Tumblr.   
   
I found a question you asked me.   
   
How dare you.
*****.

I was digging through my Tumblr.

I found a question you asked me.

How dare you.
#333 to #332 - diabolicgnome (08/28/2014) [-]
what question did i ask you
#334 to #333 - ghostofmikail (08/28/2014) [-]
Something along the lines of "Can you smell this? *puts chloroform over your mouth*"
#321 - diabolicgnome (08/07/2014) [-]
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#309 - HordeyWordey (08/03/2014) [-]
10/10 best thread na