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dezzka

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Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:7/21/2013
Location:Your mothers bed
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Why are you even looking at this? Fucking stalker.

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#158 - I'll just pirate it, my entire family pirates **** I feel it i…  [+] (1 reply) 2 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#159 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Hooray piracy!
I usually buy games that I enjoyed pirating.

I want to support the industry and influence those games to be made.
#156 - Aight, I barely show interest in rpgs but if it's really that …  [+] (3 replies) 2 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#157 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't do very well controlling Archie, the myrmidon
I mostly used the fire mage.

If you don't want to pirate it, I suggest waiting for a sale on the Carp Fulgur package or whatever it was called.
Gets you Recettear and ChantElise too
#158 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
I'll just pirate it, my entire family pirates shit I feel it in me blood.
#159 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Hooray piracy!
I usually buy games that I enjoyed pirating.

I want to support the industry and influence those games to be made.
#154 - Jesus christ I think I'll pass on that one, I can't even tell …  [+] (5 replies) 2 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#155 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
It's a hardcore game where you play as 3 lolis trying to take on fantasy monsters
There are alternate outfits you can get, and a hotspring scene

But it's hard
Skill curve steep as shit, nigga
#156 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Aight, I barely show interest in rpgs but if it's really that hard I'll take it on.
#157 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't do very well controlling Archie, the myrmidon
I mostly used the fire mage.

If you don't want to pirate it, I suggest waiting for a sale on the Carp Fulgur package or whatever it was called.
Gets you Recettear and ChantElise too
#158 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
I'll just pirate it, my entire family pirates shit I feel it in me blood.
#159 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Hooray piracy!
I usually buy games that I enjoyed pirating.

I want to support the industry and influence those games to be made.
#152 - Sure what the hell I'll give it a shot  [+] (7 replies) 2 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#153 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Complicated installation procedure though.
lah.li/29636

Need that locale, and RTP.

Less complicated, but not porn, is Fortune Summoners.
#154 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Jesus christ I think I'll pass on that one, I can't even tell what the fuck I'm doing after the download.
But what evs, I might try fortune summoners even if I can't jack off to it.
#155 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
It's a hardcore game where you play as 3 lolis trying to take on fantasy monsters
There are alternate outfits you can get, and a hotspring scene

But it's hard
Skill curve steep as shit, nigga
#156 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Aight, I barely show interest in rpgs but if it's really that hard I'll take it on.
#157 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't do very well controlling Archie, the myrmidon
I mostly used the fire mage.

If you don't want to pirate it, I suggest waiting for a sale on the Carp Fulgur package or whatever it was called.
Gets you Recettear and ChantElise too
#158 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
I'll just pirate it, my entire family pirates shit I feel it in me blood.
#159 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Hooray piracy!
I usually buy games that I enjoyed pirating.

I want to support the industry and influence those games to be made.
#150 - I think you asked a question like that before but I assumed …  [+] (9 replies) 2 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#151 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Want to play a really old-school one called Petit Dungeon?
You capture loli monster girls and pit them against others

Also you fuck 'em.
#152 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Sure what the hell I'll give it a shot
#153 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Complicated installation procedure though.
lah.li/29636

Need that locale, and RTP.

Less complicated, but not porn, is Fortune Summoners.
#154 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Jesus christ I think I'll pass on that one, I can't even tell what the fuck I'm doing after the download.
But what evs, I might try fortune summoners even if I can't jack off to it.
#155 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
It's a hardcore game where you play as 3 lolis trying to take on fantasy monsters
There are alternate outfits you can get, and a hotspring scene

But it's hard
Skill curve steep as shit, nigga
#156 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Aight, I barely show interest in rpgs but if it's really that hard I'll take it on.
#157 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't do very well controlling Archie, the myrmidon
I mostly used the fire mage.

If you don't want to pirate it, I suggest waiting for a sale on the Carp Fulgur package or whatever it was called.
Gets you Recettear and ChantElise too
#158 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
I'll just pirate it, my entire family pirates shit I feel it in me blood.
#159 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Hooray piracy!
I usually buy games that I enjoyed pirating.

I want to support the industry and influence those games to be made.
#148 - Oi it was fine, I'm just glad I had my favorite classes today.  [+] (11 replies) 2 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#149 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Ah you need to learn to enjoy school more.
I loved high school, it was fantastic.

By the way, do you like loli RPGs?
#150 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
I think you asked a question like that before but I assumed it was loli rpg that you were talking about and you said that that wasn't it but I forget durr. And yes, but I've never really played them.
#151 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Want to play a really old-school one called Petit Dungeon?
You capture loli monster girls and pit them against others

Also you fuck 'em.
#152 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Sure what the hell I'll give it a shot
#153 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Complicated installation procedure though.
lah.li/29636

Need that locale, and RTP.

Less complicated, but not porn, is Fortune Summoners.
#154 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Jesus christ I think I'll pass on that one, I can't even tell what the fuck I'm doing after the download.
But what evs, I might try fortune summoners even if I can't jack off to it.
#155 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
It's a hardcore game where you play as 3 lolis trying to take on fantasy monsters
There are alternate outfits you can get, and a hotspring scene

But it's hard
Skill curve steep as shit, nigga
#156 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
Aight, I barely show interest in rpgs but if it's really that hard I'll take it on.
#157 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't do very well controlling Archie, the myrmidon
I mostly used the fire mage.

If you don't want to pirate it, I suggest waiting for a sale on the Carp Fulgur package or whatever it was called.
Gets you Recettear and ChantElise too
#158 - dezzka (2 hours ago) [-]
I'll just pirate it, my entire family pirates shit I feel it in me blood.
#159 - Proximity (2 hours ago) [-]
Hooray piracy!
I usually buy games that I enjoyed pirating.

I want to support the industry and influence those games to be made.
#145 - **** no I'm not going to give up. I'm gonna go off and start a…  [+] (1 reply) 23 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#146 - Proximity (23 hours ago) [-]
And you'll always have me for support.
Good luck, champ.
#143 - Well I'm going to lose 80 lb and I'm going to get ripped and p…  [+] (3 replies) 23 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#144 - Proximity (23 hours ago) [-]
Looking forward to it.

It will take time though, 80 is quite a lot. Don't give up just because it takes time, that's an important thing to remember
#145 - dezzka (23 hours ago) [-]
Fuck no I'm not going to give up. I'm gonna go off and start a movie and sulk in despair as I have to wake up another painful morning to go to school.
#146 - Proximity (23 hours ago) [-]
And you'll always have me for support.
Good luck, champ.
#141 - Well don't get so specific on me mofo I can dream. It was just…  [+] (5 replies) 23 hours ago on dezzka's profile 0
#142 - Proximity (23 hours ago) [-]
Look, we all know the real you is better than some anime drawing.
Especially with all the hard work you're starting to put into it. I expect fabulous results
#143 - dezzka (23 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm going to lose 80 lb and I'm going to get ripped and put my self in that exact pose and you will be in awe as you see the striking resemblance and wanting to fuck me in the ass while thinking about this little teen grill. I will not forget this.
#144 - Proximity (23 hours ago) [-]
Looking forward to it.

It will take time though, 80 is quite a lot. Don't give up just because it takes time, that's an important thing to remember
#145 - dezzka (23 hours ago) [-]
Fuck no I'm not going to give up. I'm gonna go off and start a movie and sulk in despair as I have to wake up another painful morning to go to school.
#146 - Proximity (23 hours ago) [-]
And you'll always have me for support.
Good luck, champ.