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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PlayStation, N64, NES, GameCube, Wii, WiiU, Xbox, Dreamcast
X-box Gamertag: Devious Danish
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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    Come on, ya pansy! Come on, ya pansy!
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    Ban Me Ban Me
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    The lyre is a fearsome instrument indeed The lyre is a fearsome...
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    Magneton 2: Electric Boogaloo Magneton 2: Electric Boogaloo
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#39 - Well, it makes sense because they "trap" straight gu… 12 hours ago on Daquan Comp 0
#169 - I don't play sports games, so that was from the perspective an…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Milk dem franchises 0
User avatar #170 - MasterManiac (12 hours ago) [-]
I think that's fair. However being a huge football fan myself and there being a complete lack of any proper product to compete with FIFA, I find that I don't really have much choice.
#32 - Which is confusing because trap also means convincing as …  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Daquan Comp 0
User avatar #37 - wthree (12 hours ago) [-]
I think that definition was confusing enough as it is...
User avatar #39 - deviousdanish (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, it makes sense because they "trap" straight guys, by making them think they're women.
#165 - How do you like the FIFA series? I mean, the others have minor…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Milk dem franchises 0
User avatar #168 - MasterManiac (12 hours ago) [-]
If you play FIFA a lot then you will notice a change in graphics (especially on next gen consoles) and also there's huge changes in actual gameplay and custom tactics. Also EA keep it interesting with Ultimate Team which has weekly updates and a strong in-game market for trading. I buy the game every year and gameplay wise I have yet to regret it. However there's some serious server issues and glitches in the game that need to be fixed.
User avatar #169 - deviousdanish (12 hours ago) [-]
I don't play sports games, so that was from the perspective an outsider.

My mistake.

I refuse to give EA very much money out of principle.
User avatar #170 - MasterManiac (12 hours ago) [-]
I think that's fair. However being a huge football fan myself and there being a complete lack of any proper product to compete with FIFA, I find that I don't really have much choice.
#23 - I don't even remember my specific choices as far as spells. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on BATTLE NUG 0
User avatar #24 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Dual wielding maxed out was THE shit.
#21 - Elf Mage Warden-Commander.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on BATTLE NUG 0
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh right, I became Warden Commander too even though I was queen.

How does that work even.
Warrior class with bow and dual wield.
User avatar #23 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't even remember my specific choices as far as spells. I also had two swords.
User avatar #24 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Dual wielding maxed out was THE shit.
#19 - Would be cool to see him bring his Darkspawn alongside the Inq…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2014 on BATTLE NUG 0
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Been some time since I played Awakening, I miss that.

City Elf Queen Grey Warden here.
User avatar #21 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Elf Mage Warden-Commander.
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh right, I became Warden Commander too even though I was queen.

How does that work even.
Warrior class with bow and dual wield.
User avatar #23 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't even remember my specific choices as far as spells. I also had two swords.
User avatar #24 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Dual wielding maxed out was THE shit.
#17 - The Warden doesn't seem to actually appear in game. I…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/23/2014 on BATTLE NUG 0
User avatar #18 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Damn I miss the Architect.
User avatar #19 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Would be cool to see him bring his Darkspawn alongside the Inquisitor's army.
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Been some time since I played Awakening, I miss that.

City Elf Queen Grey Warden here.
User avatar #21 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Elf Mage Warden-Commander.
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh right, I became Warden Commander too even though I was queen.

How does that work even.
Warrior class with bow and dual wield.
User avatar #23 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't even remember my specific choices as far as spells. I also had two swords.
User avatar #24 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Dual wielding maxed out was THE shit.
#13 - ******* hell. I mean, we got some of the Dragon A…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/23/2014 on BATTLE NUG 0
#15 - physicsdude (12/23/2014) [-]
Morrigan plays a large part, but sadly won't be in your party.
User avatar #14 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Yah and I can see why. Though I only know of a few like Leliana and Cullen. Allister for a short moment, I can't come up with more as for now. Not sure if your custom character makes an appearance if you do the questline where you marry Allister or if he'll just appear alone then.
User avatar #17 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
The Warden doesn't seem to actually appear in game.

I'm kinda sad The Architect doesn't either.
User avatar #18 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Damn I miss the Architect.
User avatar #19 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Would be cool to see him bring his Darkspawn alongside the Inquisitor's army.
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Been some time since I played Awakening, I miss that.

City Elf Queen Grey Warden here.
User avatar #21 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Elf Mage Warden-Commander.
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh right, I became Warden Commander too even though I was queen.

How does that work even.
Warrior class with bow and dual wield.
User avatar #23 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't even remember my specific choices as far as spells. I also had two swords.
User avatar #24 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Dual wielding maxed out was THE shit.
#11 - How many of the past characters appear in DAI? Any Sh…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/23/2014 on BATTLE NUG 0
User avatar #12 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Not as far as I know.

Then again I haven't gotten too far into it.

Everyone's favourite King of Ferelden returns though. If only for a brief time.
And eh, Cullen the Templar.
User avatar #13 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Fuckin' hell. I mean, we got some of the Dragon Age II characters in the party, but... I'd much prefer Origins characters, to be honest.
#15 - physicsdude (12/23/2014) [-]
Morrigan plays a large part, but sadly won't be in your party.
User avatar #14 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Yah and I can see why. Though I only know of a few like Leliana and Cullen. Allister for a short moment, I can't come up with more as for now. Not sure if your custom character makes an appearance if you do the questline where you marry Allister or if he'll just appear alone then.
User avatar #17 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
The Warden doesn't seem to actually appear in game.

I'm kinda sad The Architect doesn't either.
User avatar #18 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Damn I miss the Architect.
User avatar #19 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Would be cool to see him bring his Darkspawn alongside the Inquisitor's army.
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Been some time since I played Awakening, I miss that.

City Elf Queen Grey Warden here.
User avatar #21 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
Elf Mage Warden-Commander.
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh right, I became Warden Commander too even though I was queen.

How does that work even.
Warrior class with bow and dual wield.
User avatar #23 - deviousdanish (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't even remember my specific choices as far as spells. I also had two swords.
User avatar #24 - satrenkotheone (12/23/2014) [-]
Dual wielding maxed out was THE shit.

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User avatar #58 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
uhu
User avatar #42 - syrianassassin (06/21/2014) [-]
you need to trust me, i ******** for a reason
User avatar #44 to #42 - deviousdanish (06/21/2014) [-]
And, honestly, you seem like a perfectly nice person when you're not *********** .
User avatar #46 to #44 - syrianassassin (06/21/2014) [-]
im nice for the good
and harsh on the bad


isnt justice a very beautiful thing.
User avatar #43 to #42 - deviousdanish (06/21/2014) [-]
Figured this wouldn't be a good idea to mention in the comment string on that content, but, for the moment I consider myself an Atheist, but, I take a little bit from the teachings of every religion. I take the most from Buddhism, with a bit of the rest mixed in.

User avatar #45 to #43 - syrianassassin (06/21/2014) [-]
new atheism =/= atheism

second about Buddhism, with my respect. JUST GO AWAY FROM IT

spiritualism is also found in islam + you will believe in a god that there is nothing alike to him.
User avatar #47 to #45 - deviousdanish (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't focus on the religions themselves, just the meanings of what they teach. I really don't believe in anything, but there's no reason I can't learn from the things each religion has taught.


Though, I have noticed a big problem with both Islam and Christianity and probably Judaism too, I don't really know or care much about the Jews. . Their holy books are left too open to interpretation, people can use them to get away or explain almost anything and indoctrinate others who think it will appease the Christian god or Allah.

I do respect your devotion to your god, though. I know I definitely couldn't ever put myself that far in.
User avatar #48 to #47 - syrianassassin (06/21/2014) [-]
to make everything easy, god is clear with his words. he is going to put islam and the the christians and jews to be the ruler in this world.

you better join or its too late
User avatar #49 to #48 - deviousdanish (06/21/2014) [-]
I may become religious again at some point, I still got plenty of my life left to figure that out.

This was a fun little conversation, thank you.
User avatar #50 to #49 - syrianassassin (06/21/2014) [-]
no problem
tomorrow we will talk just msg me.

i have TOO ******* DAMN MUCH COMMENTS
User avatar #35 - warzon (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello stranger.
#36 to #35 - deviousdanish (06/01/2014) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#37 to #36 - warzon (06/01/2014) [-]
Is this the bathrooms?
Is this the bathrooms?
#38 to #37 - deviousdanish (06/01/2014) [-]
Nope.
Nope.
#39 to #38 - warzon (06/01/2014) [-]
Then why are you here?

I'm so sorry.
#40 to #39 - deviousdanish (06/01/2014) [-]
I'll just see myself out.
I'll just see myself out.
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (09/01/2014) [-]
Evening, Goodnight.
User avatar #29 - capslockrage (04/30/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - deviousdanish (04/30/2014) [-]
Could you point me to which of my comments you're calling me a faggot for, or is it just in general?
User avatar #31 to #30 - capslockrage (04/30/2014) [-]
someone asked someone for a picture, and when someone posted it for them you thumbed him down, a pretty faggoty thing to do
User avatar #32 to #31 - deviousdanish (04/30/2014) [-]
He responded with the picture hours after someone else already did. Literally like 8 hours passed between the other picture being posted and his. Granted, it wasn't in direct response, but, someone did mention him in a comment response on the first picture to be posted. And there was still a two hour gap between that and the person I thumbed down's response.
User avatar #33 to #32 - capslockrage (04/30/2014) [-]
still no reason to thumb him down, he probably didn't see it and he was trying to be helpful
User avatar #34 to #33 - deviousdanish (04/30/2014) [-]
True, I guess. I'll rescind the thumb down.
User avatar #28 - alucord (03/29/2014) [-]
Hey, bud.

What brought me to your attention for a friend?
#26 - wonderglue (02/15/2014) [-]
thank you for adding me as your friend. i think you're awesome too!
User avatar #14 - fuzzypickles (11/18/2013) [-]
hehe hey fellow Majoras mask lover
#16 to #14 - deviousdanish (11/19/2013) [-]
Hey. And yes, I do love Earthbound. Went through a two-year hell just to get a cartridge.
User avatar #17 to #16 - fuzzypickles (11/19/2013) [-]
YOU HAVE AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIGE???!?!??!?!?! ?
User avatar #20 to #19 - fuzzypickles (11/19/2013) [-]
Omfg

im so jealous of you right now ;_;
User avatar #21 to #20 - deviousdanish (11/19/2013) [-]
It cost me 200 dollars, so, don't be too jealous. Luckily this was a week after my birthday, so, I could use the money without ruining my own funds.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuzzypickles (11/20/2013) [-]
im still saving bro :3

what was it like holding it for the first time?
User avatar #23 to #22 - deviousdanish (11/20/2013) [-]
It was like the end of a journey, felt really good.
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuzzypickles (11/24/2013) [-]
I gott get a job if im going to buy one man ;_;
User avatar #18 to #17 - deviousdanish (11/19/2013) [-]
Yep! I'll post a picture of it in a few seconds.
User avatar #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Hey man, sorry it took so long to get back to you, we don't log into the host account much. Are you still interested in joining our private brony board?
User avatar #4 to #3 - deviousdanish (05/08/2013) [-]
I am.
#5 to #4 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Good to hear. All you need to do to join is to agree to these rules and wait for one of the other two mods, txsslg and dashgamer, to come by and have a chat with you. It shouldn't take long, dash will be on within the next hour or so. Again, very sorry for the wait, it was entirely my fault.
#6 to #5 - deviousdanish (05/08/2013) [-]
I accept your terms!
User avatar #7 to #6 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Cool. Any additional questions?
User avatar #8 to #7 - deviousdanish (05/08/2013) [-]
None right now.
User avatar #13 to #8 - bronyhero (05/09/2013) [-]
Kagji here. I see Dash likes you, so welcome to The Cider Barrel, everypony's favorite pub!

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/bronyhero/4558493/The+Cider+Barrel/
#9 to #8 - dashgamer (05/08/2013) [-]
Well, I do! Where were you on the night of April 17th?
#10 to #9 - deviousdanish (05/09/2013) [-]
I was places.
#11 to #10 - dashgamer (05/09/2013) [-]
His alibi holds up, guys. Let him through to rape and pillage.
User avatar #1 - bronyhero (05/01/2013) [-]
Who are you, exactly?
#2 to #1 - deviousdanish (05/02/2013) [-]
I am all that was, is, and ever shall be. Nah, I'm kidding I heard about some sort of board that you had, wanted to join in on it.
User avatar #15 to #2 - fuzzypickles (11/18/2013) [-]
and earthbound lover
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