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#11546 - devilspecter (02/25/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by devilspecter
Killerofthestix
User avatar #10152 - devilspecter (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by devilspecter
Add me on steam under the same username if there is anything.
User avatar #11534 - oshily ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Aleks suks dik
#11535 to #11534 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
Wow rude...   
I know you love dicks, but you shouldn't blatantly flaunt it like that.
Wow rude...
I know you love dicks, but you shouldn't blatantly flaunt it like that.
#11537 to #11535 - oshily ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Not my fault you're such a cock loving homo.
At least I admit it, unlike you.
#11539 to #11537 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
I will never admit such an embarrassing thing.
puu.sh/gaRsi/1a6ce432b3.png
How's things going with you, Oshi?
#11541 to #11539 - oshily ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
"normal 						****					"   
10/10   
   
No need to admit it, everybody knows you're a raging homo.   
   
Meh. I'm in college now, I hate it though. Plus no dicks to suck, so that's sad.   
For you?
"normal **** "
10/10

No need to admit it, everybody knows you're a raging homo.

Meh. I'm in college now, I hate it though. Plus no dicks to suck, so that's sad.
For you?
#11542 to #11541 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
Tfw it's not really even normal **** .

Nooo, my mom doesn't know for example.
And it's not true anyways!

Oh, I see. What is so bad about College?
Oh man, you still want to suck dicks?
ever gotten to suck one yet?

I'm good as usual I'd say, I just work every day.
That **** keeps me really occupied, so I'm happy with it, and it's fun at work, so yeah.
#11544 to #11542 - oshily ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Oh?   
   
>he's a closet faggot   
Come on, Aleks, are you even trying?    
You telling yourself that won't change the fact.   
   
Nothing wrong with college itself, just the thing I'm studying sucks ass.   
Duh, why wouldn I?   
We don't talk about that ;_;   
   
What do you work as then?
Oh?

>he's a closet faggot
Come on, Aleks, are you even trying?
You telling yourself that won't change the fact.

Nothing wrong with college itself, just the thing I'm studying sucks ass.
Duh, why wouldn I?
We don't talk about that ;_;

What do you work as then?
#11533 - compared (02/23/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#11536 to #11533 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
Oh no, what are you trying to do?
Oh no, what are you trying to do?
#11538 to #11532 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
...
Okay, i want sauce again.

How about we do a trade?
#11516 to #11513 - devilspecter (02/21/2015) [-]
I CAN'T UNSELECT IT!
#11509 - devilspecter (02/20/2015) [-]
Goldendarknessx
Goldendarknessx
#11510 to #11509 - goldendarknessx (02/20/2015) [-]
Appreciate the apology but it changes nothing.
Appreciate the apology but it changes nothing.

#11517 to #11510 - devilspecter (02/21/2015) [-]
How can I make things right again?
#11521 to #11517 - goldendarknessx (02/21/2015) [-]
Forget you ever knew me.
#11523 to #11521 - devilspecter (02/21/2015) [-]
But I don't want that...
#11525 to #11524 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
Please stop hurting me
#11500 to #11497 - devilspecter (02/17/2015) [-]
I was hope for a futa to pop up when i clicked it...
#11501 to #11500 - barkhorn ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
None of that hereeeeeeee
#11515 to #11502 - barkhorn ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Like always, im unprepared.
#11518 to #11515 - devilspecter (02/21/2015) [-]
But you must always be prepared for those kinda things.

And just what are you implying with your picture?
User avatar #11527 to #11518 - barkhorn ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
But i never am!

Pffft, maybe
#11528 to #11527 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
I bet you're consciously not preparing yourself for it because you like it when they stick it up your ass and you get surprised by it.
Faggot.

>What are you implying with that picture?
>Maybe
lol
#11441 - Pleinair (02/06/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#11479 to #11477 - devilspecter (02/09/2015) [-]
You better now, Plair?
#11489 to #11480 - devilspecter (02/16/2015) [-]
You ******* buttslut, don't leave me without a reply

Say you're sorry!
#11491 to #11490 - devilspecter (02/16/2015) [-]
Sorreh...
It's okay to like it with your butt.

I didn't mean it (even though it's true).
Now give me a hug.
#11493 to #11492 - devilspecter (02/16/2015) [-]
There, now it's getting better, Plair.

Cheer up.
And give me a kiss
#11496 to #11494 - devilspecter (02/16/2015) [-]
You didn't reply...
Does that mean I'm a bad kisser?
#11495 to #11494 - devilspecter (02/16/2015) [-]
Oh yes Plair, kiss me like you're my lover.
Oh yes Plair, kiss me like you're my lover.
#11488 to #11480 - devilspecter (02/15/2015) [-]
Good.

What was wrong, honey?
#11478 to #11477 - devilspecter (02/08/2015) [-]
There, there, there...
There, there, there...
#11451 to #11441 - devilspecter (02/07/2015) [-]
Whaa, what's wrong, Plair?
#11440 - devilspecter (02/06/2015) [-]
Sperit...
#11452 to #11443 - devilspecter (02/07/2015) [-]
State your business here!
User avatar #11455 to #11452 - Sperit (02/07/2015) [-]
go away
#11507 to #11455 - devilspecter (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh wow, didn't see that.
02/14: Sperit sent you a friend request [go to Friends Interface]

02/15: You have been removed from Sperit's friends

I was going through my notifications.
User avatar #11514 to #11507 - Sperit (02/21/2015) [-]
i forget why i unfriended you
i drink a lot
#11519 to #11514 - devilspecter (02/21/2015) [-]
Please accept my friend request, Spiritdrinker.
User avatar #11506 to #11455 - devilspecter (02/20/2015) [-]
Wow rude, I'll get you for this.
User avatar #11487 to #11455 - devilspecter (02/14/2015) [-]
The owner of this profile only allows friends to view it.

;_;
#11456 to #11455 - devilspecter (02/07/2015) [-]
But dis is my profile...
I can't go away from it.
#11406 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Killerofthestix
You meanie, you're never on Skype...

Also, could you add me on your steam account?
User avatar #11393 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Why would I think you fell for me? o.o
User avatar #11474 to #11473 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
You're a bad person.
#11412 to #11393 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Because you're irresistible.
#11434 to #11428 - devilspecter (02/06/2015) [-]
Now, if you just put on this leash and call me "Master", I'd be really happy.
#11439 to #11438 - devilspecter (02/06/2015) [-]
What's wrong giffy?
Don't you want to make me happy?

I think the leash would look cute on you.
#11442 to #11439 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
But devilspecter-kun, I have a master already!
But devilspecter-kun, I have a master already!
#11453 to #11442 - devilspecter (02/07/2015) [-]
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa, who is it!?
#11457 to #11453 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
He no use FJ, but he muh cutie mastah :3
#11458 to #11457 - devilspecter (02/07/2015) [-]
No, you're wrong.
I'm your master, Giffie.
#11459 to #11458 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
B-but....muh wolfy....
B-but....muh wolfy....
#11460 to #11459 - devilspecter (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm a much better master than him, you know.
#11461 to #11460 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I kind of feel a little offended by that remark, but I know you're just playing around.  I hope
I kind of feel a little offended by that remark, but I know you're just playing around. I hope
#11462 to #11461 - devilspecter (02/08/2015) [-]
Does your master love you and give you enough care and food, Giffie?
User avatar #11463 to #11462 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I would actually feed him if I could. I like cooking. :3
And yes, of course he loves me, silly.
#11464 to #11463 - devilspecter (02/08/2015) [-]
I like cooking as well.
We should try to make meals for each other.
B-but what about me, Giffie?
User avatar #11465 to #11464 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I wouldn't mind cooking for each other. That'd be awesome. ^.^
And how should I know if he loves you too? x3
You'll need to ask him yourself and find out!
#11466 to #11465 - devilspecter (02/08/2015) [-]
I wouldn't sip any aphrodisiac or anything weird into your food to rape you. So there's no reason to worry at all.

Nooo, I meant you x me, silly.

And how would I even talk with your master?
#11467 to #11466 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh.

Through steam.
#11468 to #11467 - devilspecter (02/08/2015) [-]
You should trust me.
Give me your address and I'll show you real cooking.

<

Do you really want me to NTR you or your master, though?
#11476 to #11468 - kingdaniel (02/08/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about giffythetoad, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the gif academy, and has been involved in numerous secret gifs on Funnyjunk, and I have over 300 confirmed gifs. He’s trained in gif warfare and is the top gif maker in the entire US armed gif forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to giffythetoad over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gif makers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. he can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed gifs, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Gif Corps and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. he will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #11469 to #11468 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
NTR?
User avatar #11384 - devilspecter (01/20/2015) [-]
Ikingdabsy

But the same can be said for you, though.
You never talk to me either.
User avatar #11387 to #11384 - ikingdabsy (01/20/2015) [-]
I guess, because I don't know you very well
User avatar #11390 to #11387 - devilspecter (01/25/2015) [-]
Do you want to get to know each other better, dabsy~?
#11391 to #11390 - ikingdabsy (01/25/2015) [-]
I dunno, I'm a bit busy right now
#11392 to #11391 - devilspecter (01/29/2015) [-]
Saame.
I'm barely on FJ nowadays.
That doesn't stop us from getting to know each other, y'kno?
#11424 to #11392 - ikingdabsy (02/01/2015) [-]
I did not get a notification for this
#11437 to #11424 - devilspecter (02/06/2015) [-]
You just don't want to be my tomadachi!
Waaaaah!
Dabsy hates me!
#11448 to #11437 - ikingdabsy (02/06/2015) [-]
N-No that's not it I promise ;_;
#11483 to #11448 - devilspecter (02/10/2015) [-]
Dabsy doesn't wanna be my tomadachi!
#11365 - Doomonyou ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#11368 to #11367 - devilspecter (01/18/2015) [-]
They're cute.
Why haven't you showed me them before?
#11369 to #11368 - Doomonyou ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
You're lewd for looking
You're lewd for looking
#11370 to #11369 - devilspecter (01/18/2015) [-]
But you came out and showed me them.
#11372 to #11371 - devilspecter (01/18/2015) [-]
I even took a picture of it.
Look.
#11373 to #11372 - Doomonyou ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Clearly not me.
#11376 to #11375 - devilspecter (01/18/2015) [-]
You didn't say "no" though.
#11378 to #11377 - devilspecter (01/18/2015) [-]
I still don't hear any "no".
#11380 to #11379 - devilspecter (01/20/2015) [-]
Is something wrong, Doomyuu?
#11395 to #11383 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Why are you making that face?
#11454 to #11429 - devilspecter (02/07/2015) [-]
What's wrong, Doomyuu?
User avatar #11401 to #11396 - nerdyghost (02/01/2015) [-]
Oh sorry
Yea I can't add you right now, no access to steam at the moment.
User avatar #11407 to #11401 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
But but...
Tell me your username then, so I can add you.
Or just go to Steamcommunity.com
#11381 to #11364 - devilspecter (01/20/2015) [-]
Oh hello there, Nergie.

Wassup?

Also, I'm not really that much on FJ nowadays, if you want, you can add me on Steam. My username is "Devilspecter".
#11360 to #11359 - devilspecter (01/16/2015) [-]
Hello, Sissyofthestix.

Why are you nawt on skype?

I'm barely on FJ nowadays, silly.
#11362 to #11361 - devilspecter (01/17/2015) [-]
Oh...

Wait, what do you use to write to me now, then?
#11363 to #11362 - killerofthestix (01/17/2015) [-]
Stole a friend's phone.
#11382 to #11363 - devilspecter (01/20/2015) [-]
Not only are you a lolicon and a pedophile, but you're a thief as well?
Geez, stixie.
What will become of our marriage?
#11388 to #11382 - killerofthestix (01/20/2015) [-]
You know me so well.   
   
I still don't remember a wedding.
You know me so well.

I still don't remember a wedding.
#11397 to #11388 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Well, we are kind of similar in all of those aspects, except for thievery, so it is to be expected.

<Well, you were kinda knocked out...
(Do you have a full version of that gif?)
User avatar #11431 to #11397 - killerofthestix (02/01/2015) [-]
I didn't actually steal it.. I just borrowed it without him knowing...

I don't see how I could not remember someone knocking me out..

(No I do not.)
#11432 to #11431 - devilspecter (02/06/2015) [-]
That's stealing!
You should turn yourself in to the police and also tell them your GF is your little sister, and you possess a ******* of PeeCee.

We were doing lewd things in bed and I knocked you out. I kept you drugged and married you the next day. So yeah, you wouldn't remember anything.

What a shame, I guess I'll have to just stick to the compressed version for now, then.
User avatar #11446 to #11432 - killerofthestix (02/06/2015) [-]
I actually have a normal girlfriend and I possess nothing of the sort.

Why would I do lewd things with you? You won't even let me play with your urethra..

(You could always do a little image search.)
User avatar #11484 to #11446 - devilspecter (02/10/2015) [-]
I don't believe you. Can you prove that you have a GF? Riiiiight, you're also not a paedo, which is also why you totally won't google "Anoword" and go to images.

But... urethra play sounds like it hurts soooo much.

I clicked your link and checked some of them, none had a large version, and none of the ones I checked were gifs.
User avatar #11499 to #11484 - killerofthestix (02/17/2015) [-]
I cannot..
Exactly.

Trust me, i'm an expert at urethra play.

Damn.. Sorry!
User avatar #11503 to #11499 - devilspecter (02/20/2015) [-]
Why can you not?
Haha, did you like what you saw?

You seem kinda obsessed with it, what's up with that?

Meanie, you better make this up to me!
User avatar #11511 to #11503 - killerofthestix (02/20/2015) [-]
I don't have one...
Not at all. The night shift nurses series was probably the most confusing and disturbing hentai i've seen..
I didn't type in "anoword", because I know you and I don't trust your opinion.

Because I only want the best for you.

No.
#11300 - tranquilizer (12/15/2014) [-]
**tranquilizer used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****tranquilizer rolls 30**
**tranquilizer used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**tranquilizer rolls 30**
User avatar #11402 to #11300 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Do it, you're a worthy addition to their team.

I'm sure you'll be accepted the moment you call them.
User avatar #11403 to #11402 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
Well, it's just the necessary application things to wait for
User avatar #11404 to #11403 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
True, but if you tell them who you are, that should speed up things a bit.
User avatar #11405 to #11404 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
They hung up on me
But I already clicked send on that form
User avatar #11413 to #11405 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Damn son, they probably thought they were being trolled.
I mean, I wouldn't really believe it if you in person called me.
User avatar #11416 to #11413 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
Expect a call if your toaster breaks
User avatar #11418 to #11416 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
**** , are you like CIA or something?
How would you know if my toaster breaks?
User avatar #11419 to #11418 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
I hear toaster mechanics hundreds of thousands of miles away
User avatar #11420 to #11419 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Sounds kind of antagonizing, how do you deal with it?
User avatar #11421 to #11420 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
If everything's ok, the sounds don't get to my conscious mind

If it's broken, I notice
User avatar #11423 to #11421 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
But everything isn't OK, the toaster is broken...

I mean, my toaster isn't...
but your inner toaster might be.
User avatar #11426 to #11423 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
*loud sweating*
User avatar #11435 to #11426 - devilspecter (02/06/2015) [-]
That's right, Tranqie, I know your secret.
What are you going to do now?
User avatar #11449 to #11435 - tranquilizer (02/06/2015) [-]
Hundreds of hours of therapy and self defence courses
User avatar #11482 to #11449 - devilspecter (02/10/2015) [-]
That won't stop me from corrupting your inner toaster.
User avatar #11530 to #11482 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Corrupting toasters?
That's skyrimdovah's job.
User avatar #11543 to #11530 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
Ho dat be?
User avatar #11545 to #11543 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Only the most awesome Toast ever.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/skyrimdovah
#11508 to #11486 - devilspecter (02/20/2015) [-]
You better ******* be, there's no turning back from that one.
#11301 to #11300 - devilspecter (12/15/2014) [-]
**devilspecter rolls dubs**   
   
Oh hey, it's the stalker.   
   
Heyo, how are you?
**devilspecter rolls dubs**

Oh hey, it's the stalker.

Heyo, how are you?
User avatar #11306 to #11301 - tranquilizer (12/15/2014) [-]
**tranquilizer used "*roll 2, 0-99*"**
**tranquilizer rolls 48**
**tranquilizer rolls 75**

dubsy
and tired
User avatar #11322 to #11306 - devilspecter (12/22/2014) [-]
Nooo, where did you go!?
#11326 to #11322 - tranquilizer (12/22/2014) [-]
I had a toaster to fix

Can't get a day running without a decent breakfast
#11330 to #11326 - devilspecter (01/02/2015) [-]
Did you manage to fix it, Tranqie?

I'm usually too lazy to toast bread, I want food ASAP when I wake up hungry.
User avatar #11332 to #11330 - tranquilizer (01/02/2015) [-]
Nope
I haven't had toast since then

got me a new frying pan
and plenty of eggs
User avatar #11335 to #11332 - devilspecter (01/02/2015) [-]
Hmm...
I'm not really good at fixing toasters.
Can't you just buy a new one? They aren't exactly expensive.

Aww yeah.
Is that your Christmas gift?
User avatar #11336 to #11335 - tranquilizer (01/02/2015) [-]
Probably, but I'm too lazy to buy another one
The pan I found in a box full of old stuff I forgot to unpack years ago
...I was actually looking for a toaster

You should try fixing toasters
it's fun
kind of
maybe
sort of
User avatar #11342 to #11336 - devilspecter (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn.
Can't you just order a new toaster online if it's a problem, then?
Where did you get the unpacked stuff from?

Idk man, toasters are pretty **** to fix.
User avatar #11343 to #11342 - tranquilizer (01/05/2015) [-]
Sounds too lazy to order a toaster online
Stuff was from old place

Fixing toasters can improve your logical thinking skills
User avatar #11344 to #11343 - devilspecter (01/06/2015) [-]
u fukken srs? Man, the effort will be worth it if you want toasts so much.
And you're in a new place now, I take it?

Doesn't really help if you can't fix it at all and give up, does it?
User avatar #11353 to #11344 - tranquilizer (01/06/2015) [-]
meh
Maybe life will solve the problem for me as time rolls on
yus, new plaic

And you learn the most from your failures
User avatar #11357 to #11353 - devilspecter (01/07/2015) [-]
I doubt the toaster will fix itself.
Do you live alone?

Or so someone says, but in this case I think you'd learn more if you actually managed to fix it and document it properly.
User avatar #11358 to #11357 - tranquilizer (01/07/2015) [-]
Well it might, if you believe hard enough
Can't say I do, that would be too complex to properly explain

Nah, I managed to pop something out and now it doesn't work, so I know what not to do next time
User avatar #11385 to #11358 - devilspecter (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm not a belieber, though, so that would be hard.
Try me, Tranqie.

Hahahha, you stoopid.
Better fix that ******* toaster again, Tranqie.
User avatar #11386 to #11385 - tranquilizer (01/20/2015) [-]
Well it works now

I should start my own toaster fixing company
User avatar #11394 to #11386 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Damn, son.
You could become a millionaire if you tried.
Go and start that toaster business.
User avatar #11398 to #11394 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
Well it broke again and I fixed it even better
I think I just might
User avatar #11399 to #11398 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
Go for it, man.
Before you know it, you can go to the moon and be the first toast fixer there.
User avatar #11400 to #11399 - tranquilizer (02/01/2015) [-]
Calling nasa
User avatar #11308 to #11306 - devilspecter (12/17/2014) [-]
**tranquilizer is tired from sucking so many cocks**

Hmm, I see.
#11302 to #11291 - devilspecter (12/15/2014) [-]
**** Ubisoft.

I seem to recall them making good games back in the day.
You ready for the milking session, sawl?
I sure as hell hope your udders are.
User avatar #11305 to #11302 - notsoulmyr (12/15/2014) [-]
I dunno man, I like the idea of playing this with HD graphics in a good resolution.
I don't have to pay it, of course. Ubisoft don't deserve any money
User avatar #11309 to #11305 - devilspecter (12/17/2014) [-]
Well, when I played it with my D&D Dungeon Master, he gave me this widescreen mod for it, and it kinda worked well.
Also, the textures never really bothered me.
Is it only a visual overhaul they're going to perform?
User avatar #11310 to #11296 - devilspecter (12/17/2014) [-]
But Newgod, you don't eat penises, that's mean.
User avatar #11312 to #11310 - pepsipool (12/17/2014) [-]
U fokn wot?
User avatar #11318 to #11312 - devilspecter (12/19/2014) [-]
You suck them and drink the salty juices inside.
I thought they taught you these kind of things in Rockulania.
User avatar #11319 to #11318 - pepsipool (12/19/2014) [-]
I thought penis was a very rare food...
If it's not meant for eating, why do they taste better than rocks?
User avatar #11323 to #11319 - devilspecter (12/22/2014) [-]
Because they're not made of ******* stone.

Look, if you ever come here, I'll let you eat a juicy steak, if you still like Penis after that, then welp, there's something else with it that you like.
User avatar #11325 to #11323 - pepsipool (12/22/2014) [-]
Nothing can be better than stone hard penis!

You're lying just so you could capture me and refine me into fuel!
User avatar #11334 to #11325 - devilspecter (01/02/2015) [-]
Ah **** man, you're so ******* gay, you gotta stop hanging around Sawl.

Of course not.
What do you take me for?
A Norwegian?
User avatar #11337 to #11334 - pepsipool (01/02/2015) [-]
I ain't dat gay lol

You mean you're not a gremlin that eats fuel? I mean, Norwegian...
User avatar #11347 to #11337 - devilspecter (01/06/2015) [-]
You're pretty much the gayest person I talk to nowadays.

Totally not.
User avatar #11348 to #11347 - pepsipool (01/06/2015) [-]
But you also talk to auds!
How can I be that gay?

Oh dayum, sorry mang
User avatar #11349 to #11348 - devilspecter (01/06/2015) [-]
Man, I'm sorry to say it, but you have surpassed him.

The goyim must not know

User avatar #11350 to #11349 - pepsipool (01/06/2015) [-]
But I don't even like smegma!

User avatar #11351 to #11350 - devilspecter (01/06/2015) [-]
Neither does he.
He has corrected his ways and is walking the path of redemption.
User avatar #11352 to #11351 - pepsipool (01/06/2015) [-]
Shiiieeeet
Well, only way to fix this.
Gotta suck more dicks.
User avatar #11356 to #11352 - devilspecter (01/07/2015) [-]
And thus, Newgad fell deeper into the corruption
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