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#12081 - Me and Teratorn make together love on our bed without you know… 4 hours ago on devilspecter's profile 0
#75 - Yes, you did. I'm going to bed now. If you want y…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on teratorn's profile 0
User avatar #76 - teratorn (11 hours ago) [-]
Coming.
#72 - Yess, he's a meanie. 13 hours ago on teratorn's profile 0
#71 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on teratorn's profile 0
User avatar #74 - teratorn (12 hours ago) [-]
Did i do good?
User avatar #75 - devilspecter (11 hours ago) [-]
Yes, you did.

I'm going to bed now.
If you want your reward, come join me.
User avatar #76 - teratorn (11 hours ago) [-]
Coming.
User avatar #73 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
I dont know what you're getting me into but okay.
#28617 - Det var synd. Hva skjer?  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on satrenkotheone's profile 0
User avatar #28618 - satrenkotheone (12 hours ago) [-]
World of Warships.
#67 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 13 hours ago on teratorn's profile 0
User avatar #70 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
His profile is private.
#71 - devilspecter has deleted their comment.
User avatar #74 - teratorn (12 hours ago) [-]
Did i do good?
User avatar #75 - devilspecter (11 hours ago) [-]
Yes, you did.

I'm going to bed now.
If you want your reward, come join me.
User avatar #76 - teratorn (11 hours ago) [-]
Coming.
User avatar #73 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
I dont know what you're getting me into but okay.
User avatar #69 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
Why? You gotta prove him that you have a maid?
User avatar #72 - devilspecter (13 hours ago) [-]
Yess, he's a meanie.
#12075 - Same **** , synes du ikke at han er søt?  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on devilspecter's profile 0
#12077 - jettom (12 hours ago) [-]
Not at all. Trivelig kæll no doubt men ikke sex material.
#66 - Sounds like weird missions. I thought it was more like... …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on teratorn's profile 0
User avatar #68 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
Its class specific. Like,heavy has lots of health so there is a mission for him where he needs to sustain a thousand damage points,or you gotta get 25 headshots as sniper.
#12073 - You didn't come!  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on devilspecter's profile 0
User avatar #12074 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
Where?
#12072 - I'm really confused now. 13 hours ago on devilspecter's profile 0

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#11546 - devilspecter (02/25/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Killerofthestix
User avatar #10152 - devilspecter (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by devilspecter
Add me on steam under the same username if there is anything.
User avatar #12076 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
killerofthestix
I love devilspecter so much,he's my master and I'm willing to do anything to please him.
User avatar #12078 to #12076 - killerofthestix (8 hours ago) [-]
Good for you, random person.
#12081 to #12078 - devilspecter (4 hours ago) [-]
Me and Teratorn make together love on our bed without you knowing.

We **** like rabbits whenever you're at work, honey.
User avatar #12038 - teratorn (07/02/2015) [-]
Master,I got betrayed again. Atleast I have you I guess.
#12039 to #12038 - devilspecter (07/02/2015) [-]
Whaa, what happened?
User avatar #12041 to #12039 - teratorn (07/02/2015) [-]
I'm a broke trash. I cannot afford anything,so my friends said they would assist me purchasing but when the update went live they told me to **** off and buy it myself,now they're enjoying it together and bought one to someone else instead of me.
#12047 to #12041 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
Hmm...
If you really consider those people your friends, you should consider changing who you perceive as your friends.

I like to think of friends as an investment sort of.
I want them to be able to trust me and vice versa, I also want to be able to enjoy myself with them and for them to help me when I need it and the other way around of course.

Just think of it this way:
The more time you waste on them, the more time you lose with someone who could potentially be a much much better friend than what they are.
It might take some time, but if you just go through enough people, you end up finding some pretty good friends.
At least that is what i can say from my experience.

So don't feel down about it, at least they didn't betray you on something really serious.
It could've been worse.
User avatar #12049 to #12047 - teratorn (07/03/2015) [-]
They did buy me several games and items. I think they're sick of my broke **** because I cant give back.
User avatar #12055 to #12049 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
Hmm, but did you ask for the things that they gave you?
User avatar #12056 to #12055 - teratorn (07/03/2015) [-]
Not really. They just needed a filler to play along.
#12073 to #12056 - devilspecter (13 hours ago) [-]
You didn't come!
User avatar #12074 to #12073 - teratorn (13 hours ago) [-]
Where?
#12058 to #12056 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
Then come to bed with your master and I'll make you forget all about your mean friends.
User avatar #12040 to #12039 - teratorn (07/02/2015) [-]
You know the Gun Mettle update for tf2?
#12045 to #12040 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
No, I haven't, what is it like?
User avatar #12046 to #12045 - teratorn (07/03/2015) [-]
I dont know because i dont have it.
User avatar #12048 to #12046 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
Why would you need to pay for an update to TF2?
It's F2P last time I checked.
User avatar #12051 to #12048 - teratorn (07/03/2015) [-]
Last time I checked,people invest thousands of dollars into TF2. Some people have inventories worth almost a hundred thousand dollars.
User avatar #12057 to #12051 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
So you're just talking about ingame items that was recently released in the newest update?
User avatar #12059 to #12057 - teratorn (07/03/2015) [-]
No,all the items since the 'Hat wearing Mann' update. Unusuals,stranges,festives,australiums. Lots of rare items. Same goes for CS:GO,knives are fairly rare and can go to even 10 thousand dollars.
User avatar #12072 to #12059 - devilspecter (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm really confused now.
#12004 - jettom (06/28/2015) [-]
>Massevis av småbarn som kler seg ut som horer
>Ikke bare er det tillatt å ta bilder av dem, det er OPPMUNTRET.
>Lov til å stirre så mye du vil.
>Lov til å kose og klemme med dem.

Tenk deg hvor forskjellig DesuCon hadde vært om sånne som deg faktisk dro dit?
Jævla perverse lolicon.

Skjer?
#12005 to #12004 - devilspecter (06/28/2015) [-]
Ah **** , synd at jeg ikke er sosial i det hele tatt, så Duckcon er noe jeg ikke kommer til å dra på med mindre jeg har noen å dra med.

Sitter her og sjekker litt hva jeg må få med meg av Backup osv. når jeg skal formatere PC-en, hva med deg?
Skal også sjekke fiskeutstyret mitt straks.
#12014 to #12005 - jettom (06/28/2015) [-]
Det er for det beste. Det er så virkelig for det beste.

Hvorfor formatere maskina?
User avatar #12052 to #12050 - jettom (07/03/2015) [-]
Du virker jæævlig falsk i forhold til hva jeg forventer is all.
User avatar #12054 to #12052 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
lolwat, falsk på hvilken måte?
#12060 to #12054 - jettom (07/03/2015) [-]
Det er ikke meninga at du ska vær søt ditt forbanna manskit
#12062 to #12060 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
Hvaaa, hvordan er jeg søt?
#12063 to #12062 - jettom (07/03/2015) [-]
Kousaka-san probs.
#12066 to #12063 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
Det er Kotoura-san~
#12068 to #12067 - devilspecter (13 hours ago) [-]
Hun er den beste jenta, ikke Ms. Slut som du elsker.
#12021 to #12014 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Ehh, hvorfor er det for det beste?

Fordi jeg ikke har gjort det på en stund og den begynner å bli treig.
Formaterte laptopen min i går.

Hva med deg a?
Hva driver du med om dagen?
#12061 to #12021 - jettom (07/03/2015) [-]
De barna trenger ikke at du runker til dem.

Hvorfor bruker du laptop? Skaff deg stasjonær PC.

Nei jeg har løst problemet med skatt. Vi i Norge betaler så jævlig mye i skatt, så jeg tenkte at jeg heller kunne la skatten betale meg.
#12071 to #12061 - devilspecter (13 hours ago) [-]
Slapp av, det gjør jeg ikke uansett.

Jeg har allerede en stasjonær PC, du burde slutte å trekke konklusjoner så fort.
Skal formatere den og om kanskje 10 min.

Får du penger fra NAV?
#11992 - jettom (06/26/2015) [-]
Han sletta Norsken fort ja.
Han sletta Norsken fort ja.
#12075 to #11992 - devilspecter (13 hours ago) [-]
Same **** , synes du ikke at han er søt?
#12077 to #12075 - jettom (12 hours ago) [-]
Not at all. Trivelig kæll no doubt men ikke sex material.
#12015 to #12013 - devilspecter (06/28/2015) [-]
Jeg kommer til å begynne å gråte hvis du ikke legger meg til på Steam!
#12016 to #12015 - jettom (06/28/2015) [-]
Jeg tror du er under mistolkningen over at jeg eier empati for deg.
#12017 to #12016 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Gjør du ikke det?
Jeg trodde du likte meg ;_;
#12018 to #12017 - jettom (06/29/2015) [-]
Hvordan i helvete kom du fram til det?
#12019 to #12018 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Jeg trodde du bare var litt tsun.
#12020 to #12019 - jettom (06/29/2015) [-]
Not really
#12025 to #12020 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Vi kan vel fortsatt være venner, ikke sant!?
#12029 to #12025 - jettom (06/29/2015) [-]
Yo yo selvsagt jo jo
#12030 to #12029 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Av en eller annen grunn tror jeg ikke på deg.
Slemming!
#12031 to #12030 - jettom (06/29/2015) [-]
Kan sugen jeg om jeg likern. Send bilde.
#12032 to #12031 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Ah shiiit, serr?

Så du er villig til å bli sugemaskinen min?
#12033 to #12032 - jettom (06/29/2015) [-]
Om den er fin sure.
#12034 to #12033 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Damn, når ble du så horete og homo?
#12035 to #12034 - jettom (06/29/2015) [-]
Jeg var alltid slik. Holdt det bare under lid.
#12044 to #12035 - devilspecter (07/03/2015) [-]
Shiiit, jeg visste du likte shota og sånt noe, men dette her var nytt for meg.

...
Vent...
Har du og Lopi gjort det?
#12053 to #12044 - jettom (07/03/2015) [-]
Eh.. ikke faen. Han er 2 meter høy.
#11993 to #11992 - devilspecter (06/26/2015) [-]
Ja, det tok ikke lange tiden.
#12022 to #11922 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
But but, Plair...

I thought you'd do that for me.
AM I NOT YOUR FRIEND!?
#12026 to #12024 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Why?

For me of course.
And it's not like you wouldn't enjoy it yourself.
User avatar #12027 to #12026 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
goodnight
#12028 to #12027 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Nooo, don't leave me!
#11923 to #11922 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Hello, Nair.

How are you?
User avatar #11946 to #11923 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm goood
#11947 to #11946 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Sniff sniff.

You ignored my comment on your profile.
User avatar #11951 to #11947 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm sorry. I'm not ignoring I just get busy and distracted
#11952 to #11951 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm not much on FJ anyways.

I only realized it when you randomly posted on my profile.

What brought you here anyways?
User avatar #11956 to #11952 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I remembered you
#11958 to #11956 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Just like that?
I feel honored.

Also, if you feel like it, you could add me on Steam.
User avatar #11961 to #11958 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I have a really bad computer, but mine is xenxio
User avatar #11962 to #11961 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Ah, I see.

Thought about getting a new one, or?
User avatar #11964 to #11962 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I can't afford it
User avatar #11965 to #11964 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Didn't you finish your education a little while ago?
Found a job yet?
User avatar #11966 to #11965 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I need to finish one more year until I get my degrees
User avatar #11968 to #11966 - devilspecter (06/24/2015) [-]
What sort of degrees are you getitng?
User avatar #11971 to #11968 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Philosophy and human services
#11972 to #11971 - devilspecter (06/24/2015) [-]
Can't imagine it being easy finding a job from a philosophy degree.

What's human services about?

I really hope it means you're a servant or something.
I wouldn't mind mai Nair in a cute maid outfit servicing me.
User avatar #11991 to #11972 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
Like counseling, HR, social work. That kinda thing
#11996 to #11991 - devilspecter (06/26/2015) [-]
Ah, I see.

I'm still hoping you'll land working in a villa or something as a crossdressing maid.
User avatar #11998 to #11996 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Whyyyy
User avatar #12009 to #11998 - devilspecter (06/28/2015) [-]
So will you do it?
User avatar #12012 to #12009 - Pleinair ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Nooooooo
#12001 to #11998 - devilspecter (06/26/2015) [-]
Because I'm a pervert.
#11906 - amamiya (06/21/2015) [-]
du er en jævla neger dovel.
#11907 to #11906 - devilspecter (06/21/2015) [-]
hvaaa, hvorfor kaller du meg det?

Er det der rumpehullet ditt, lopi?
#11918 to #11907 - amamiya (06/21/2015) [-]
Fordi du er en jævla weeb.

Spot on m8 ræva mi etter burger king.
#11928 to #11918 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Lolwat, men jeg ser på flere serier enn animu.

Ah shiiet, du spiser der?
Damn, ikke rart i at du er feeeeeeeeeeeit.
User avatar #11931 to #11928 - amamiya (06/23/2015) [-]
Noen ganger, sånn 2-3 ganger i året subway is l4
try to do pull ups with 25 kg on your nuts and lets see who's the fatty.
#11932 to #11931 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Hvorfor skifter du over til Engelsk?
#11936 to #11932 - amamiya (06/23/2015) [-]
**** like jeg vet why.
#11939 to #11936 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Det er litt rart.

På ungdomskolen hadde jeg en jente i klassen min som plutselig bytta over til Engelsk, det var noe snåle greier.
Hun ble mobba for det, haha.
#11942 to #11939 - amamiya (06/23/2015) [-]
Vel ingen tørr å mobbe meg irl fordi de vet de blir rævkjørt om de prøver.
User avatar #12003 to #11957 - amamiya (06/27/2015) [-]
haha never.
if you give dick pics.
la oss klage paa stortinget man.
**** dem la oss faa dem brent.
#12006 to #12003 - devilspecter (06/28/2015) [-]
Haha, men jeg har et bilde av deg.

Ville bare ha et nytt å fappe til.
User avatar #12011 to #12006 - amamiya (06/28/2015) [-]
Som er? 3 år gammelt?
#12023 to #12011 - devilspecter (06/29/2015) [-]
Noe sånt, hvorfor tror du jeg vil ha en ny en?
User avatar #11905 - oshily (06/20/2015) [-]
homo
#11969 to #11905 - devilspecter (06/24/2015) [-]
Show me dat body.
User avatar #11970 to #11969 - oshily (06/24/2015) [-]
Ye, no
#11974 to #11973 - oshily (06/24/2015) [-]
Why would I?
#11975 to #11974 - devilspecter (06/24/2015) [-]
Because I'm your master, remember?
#11976 to #11975 - oshily (06/24/2015) [-]
This is not one of your wet dreams, Devil.
#11979 to #11976 - devilspecter (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeah...

About that.
#11983 to #11979 - oshily (06/25/2015) [-]
For all I know rtrhat never happened, so that's that.
For all I know rtrhat never happened, so that's that.
#11984 to #11983 - devilspecter (06/25/2015) [-]
Lol, how can you even deny that?
#11985 to #11984 - oshily (06/25/2015) [-]
By... denying it?
#11986 to #11985 - devilspecter (06/25/2015) [-]
I could post pics of you crossdressing, would that make you believe me?
#11987 to #11986 - oshily (06/25/2015) [-]
ANd I wondered why I stopped talking to you.
#11988 to #11987 - devilspecter (06/25/2015) [-]
You just need to obey me and we won't have any problems.
#11911 to #11908 - oshily (06/21/2015) [-]
Traps are men
#11912 to #11911 - devilspecter (06/21/2015) [-]
Is that a trap?
I can notice some slight breasts there.
#11913 to #11912 - oshily (06/21/2015) [-]
Well, no, that wasn't a trap.
#11914 to #11913 - devilspecter (06/21/2015) [-]
That's a famous trap.

And no, I'm not interested in gay things!
#11915 to #11914 - oshily (06/21/2015) [-]
Indeed it is. You would know, trap lover.

Hahaha, highly doubt that.
#11916 to #11915 - devilspecter (06/21/2015) [-]
I don't love traps.

Prove it!
User avatar #11921 to #11916 - amamiya (06/22/2015) [-]
***** you so into traps you would chop off yo dick and glue it on a girl just to pretend she a trap.
and you should killself for liking traps.
User avatar #11924 to #11921 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
But Lopi, you like them yourself.
#11933 to #11930 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
I hit the hammer on the head of the nail, eh?
User avatar #11937 to #11933 - amamiya (06/23/2015) [-]
Youd hit on anything with a penis.
User avatar #11943 to #11940 - amamiya (06/23/2015) [-]
Ehh nei bare om de tar minst 250 kg i markløft.
User avatar #11953 to #11943 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Sikker på at du ikke ville likt en qt trap?
#11917 to #11916 - oshily (06/21/2015) [-]
To whom and why would I?
#11925 to #11917 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Prove it to me.

Because clearly you don't want to be perceived as someone who does not tell the truth, correct?
User avatar #11929 to #11925 - oshily (06/23/2015) [-]
You know yourself though.

You can tell yourself that it's not true all you want.
#11934 to #11929 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Nu uh, I don't like men!

It is true.
You still haven't proven otherwise.
#11938 to #11935 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
Nice.
Just what I like: women.
#11955 to #11954 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
You're not in a relationship anymore, that means you're free to be yourself with me, Oshi.
#11959 to #11955 - oshily (06/23/2015) [-]
That's supposed to meant what exactly?
#11963 to #11959 - devilspecter (06/23/2015) [-]
You know what I'm talking about.
#11967 to #11963 - oshily (06/23/2015) [-]
Well, no, I wouldn't be asking if I did.
User avatar #11960 to #11959 - oshily (06/23/2015) [-]
mean*
#11886 - devilspecter (06/18/2015) [-]
Latest users (2): chitogekirisaki, devilspecter, anonymous(2).

I'm looking at you, Kirisa.
#11887 to #11886 - chitogekirisaki (06/18/2015) [-]
" you must reply to people's comments." - you

#11888 to #11887 - devilspecter (06/18/2015) [-]
I will, but someone suddenly dropped me 5 replies, so I'll do it after I've played some more Valkyria Chronicles.
#11889 to #11888 - chitogekirisaki (06/18/2015) [-]
Maaaaaan, I should finish that. It's fun, but ehhhhhhhhhhhh
#11893 to #11889 - devilspecter (06/19/2015) [-]
#11887 to #11886 - chitogekirisaki (15 hours ago) [-]
" you must reply to people's comments."


#11890 to #11889 - devilspecter (06/18/2015) [-]
Hmm, if it's fun and all, then why the "ehhhhh"?
User avatar #11849 - devilspecter (06/13/2015) [-]
Sideism.

I can't remember ever adding you...
User avatar #11858 to #11849 - sideism ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
you sent me an invite a long time ago and I just recently approved
User avatar #11869 to #11858 - devilspecter (06/16/2015) [-]
Well **** , I have no idea why I added you.
User avatar #11872 to #11869 - sideism ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
me neither
User avatar #11876 to #11872 - devilspecter (06/17/2015) [-]
Oh well.

How are you then, Sideism+
#11848 - alexanderjones (06/07/2015) [-]
You a good man. Stay strong and don't let those women steal your virginity.
#11852 to #11848 - devilspecter (06/13/2015) [-]
I will try not to...

It's hard though, with all these bitches all around me.

Especially with your sexy ass.
User avatar #11851 to #11847 - devilspecter (06/13/2015) [-]
Thanks for the pics, Termax.

They were all nice.
User avatar #11894 to #11845 - devilspecter (06/19/2015) [-]
Doomonyou
#11902 to #11897 - devilspecter (06/20/2015) [-]
What is it, Termax?
#11896 to #11895 - devilspecter (06/20/2015) [-]
You know you want to fix the gif.
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