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#14 - I came to this profile just to see how old this guy is. Wtf  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on joshualegitsky's profile 0
User avatar #16 - joshualegitsky (05/19/2015) [-]
And you get this guy made this profile the day he trolled
User avatar #15 - joshualegitsky (05/18/2015) [-]
Dude just saw this whats going on...
#41 - It works either way 04/12/2015 on Sonic the Asshole +12
#37 - He was a woman during ww2  [+] (8 new replies) 01/06/2015 on hellsing +43
#129 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
Not all the time, in one episode he and Walter fuck up a Nazioutpost and he is in his "usual" form iirc.
He just sometimes kindda wears the female form when he feels like it and/or (as in the screencap) all his other forms died
User avatar #38 - smallzninja (01/06/2015) [-]
oh. I was very confused about that part.
User avatar #42 - RisenLichen (01/06/2015) [-]
He has multiple forms that he sort of cycles through, his most common or famous form being the tall gentleman with the red suit. A young girl, pictured and his original vlad the impaler form which looks like his current form but a lot more rugged and muscular. I think there's more but I can't think of them right now.
User avatar #83 - thechosentroll (01/06/2015) [-]
Pretty sure he can shapeshift at will, he just doesn't bother coming up with other forms.
User avatar #68 - greyshirt (01/06/2015) [-]
There's that one time he was suited up like ozzy but other than that the only other form he has is the one where he's wearing that straitjacket.
#58 - donbionicle (01/06/2015) [-]
Don't forget his online persona.
#69 - bigbuttjackson (01/06/2015) [-]
His online persona is dacrimsonfcker. Gosh get your facts right.
User avatar #128 - donbionicle (01/06/2015) [-]
That's just his twitter name!
#8 - 58 parts are up here  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Priorities +1
User avatar #12 - LOLHunter (09/09/2014) [-]
is there more past the fifty eight?
User avatar #10 - sparkofinsanity (09/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I appreciate it
#21 - I hope you realize everyone's just putting up with you." … 08/31/2014 on devilil's profile 0
#16 - Picture 08/28/2014 on The A Team +20
#15 - these explain all of it 08/24/2014 on The Real Zoe Quinn 0
#399 - huh 08/20/2014 on Not even /b/ talks about this +2
#63 - Shes an ant, I'm sure this clears everything up for you and an… 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... +13
#62 - Yea 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... +7

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User avatar #21 - devilil (08/31/2014) [-]
I hope you realize everyone's just putting up with you."
• "Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver"
• "The smartest thing that’s ever come from your mouth was my dick"
• “I can understand why your parents abused you” followed by "But I can't understand why they molested you..."
• “Stop crying, you look so ******* fat when you cry.”
• "This is why everyone talks behind your back"
• "Kikey ************** "
• "Everyone who loves you is wrong."
• "Is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that just came out of your mouth?"
• "Have you ever considered suing your mother for drinking while she was pregnant with you?"
• "I wish you were retarded, because then you'd at least have an excuse."
• "You make sunny days less bright."
• Cock juggling thundercunt.
• Before I met you, I was pro life.
• I'd call you a cunt, but you lack both the warmth and the depth
• It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a bicycle chain.
• "Letting you live was medical malpractice"
• "You have the intelligence of a stillborn."
• Your mother should have swallowed you
• If you want my comeback go look in your mother's mouth.
• A douche of your magnitude could cleanse the vagina of a whale
• "Your IQ doesn't make a respectable earthquake".
• *look at photos; That's a nice sweater you're wearing. Do they make it in your size?
• You are a walking advertisement for the benefits of birth control.
• You so ugly your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
• If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
• If my dogs face was as ugly as yours, i'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
• Why don’t you go outside and play a game of ************************* .
• Somewhere..out there in the world..there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you...i believe you owe it an apology
• "Save your breath, you'll need to to blow up your girlfriend later"
• "I wanted to be you for Halloween, but I couldn't fit 20 dicks in my mouth" but that one is usually followed with a counter insult.
• You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.
• That’s got the be the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said in the history of ****
• I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
• Oi. (short pause. Look dead in the eye.) **** you.
• You look like your face was on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a brick
• With a face like yours, I’d be careful who and what I make fun of
• Alright, give me your phone number and Ill call you when I give a ****
• I don't have the time or crayons to explain it to you.
• "you're an inspiration for birth control"/free marketing for condom companies
• "Is your head up your ass for the warmth?"
• "No wonder everyone talks about you behind your back."
• "It looks like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a fork."
• "I didn't forgive you because you deserve it, I forgave you because I don't want to end up bitter and alone, like you."
• Does your vagina ever get jealous of you being a huge cunt
• What's the difference between 2 dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke.
#16 - Rei ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know who you are, or why you are on my profile but G'day.
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