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deusexmachinase

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:6/14/2015
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Total Comments Made:182
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#57 - The theory is that a meteor knocked venus to rotate the other …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Useless as shit Vol. 2 +2
#67 - Rascal (01/31/2013) [-]
I think the current theory is that venus wan't originally from our solar system, but got stuck here a long time ago.
#1 - 9FAG... 01/30/2013 on Hyperbolic Time Chamber 0
#1 - Take money from girls and put in boys.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Best idea ever! +78
User avatar #20 - mrrandomness (01/31/2013) [-]
or just take money.
User avatar #8 - kyfvini (01/31/2013) [-]
Take money from boys and put girls into it.
#11 - Rascal (01/31/2013) [-]
go to strip clib put money in girls
#3 - Rascal (01/31/2013) [-]
take money from both and put in pocket
User avatar #9 - Mahazama (01/31/2013) [-]
I like your idea better.
#1 - My son will hate me for this. 01/30/2013 on truth hurts +1
#64 - ... Put the comma in a wrong place. 01/30/2013 on 12 Childhood Plotholes +2
#63 - In Harry, Potter Hermione returns the time turner to McGonagal…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2013 on 12 Childhood Plotholes +1
#79 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
I believe the reason Rowling gives is that people who either see them self or people who see the same person twice at the same time either stand the risk of killing the future version or going insane from the encounter. It isn't well explained in the movie, but it is in the third book. Don't quote me exactly on it.
#87 - wickedtruth has deleted their comment.
#103 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
at the time he got along with the ministry. He didn't start to fight with them untill the end of the fourth book.
#167 - wickedtruth has deleted their comment.
#64 - deusexmachinase (01/30/2013) [-]
... Put the comma in a wrong place.
#158 - How to handle bears. 01/29/2013 on Didn't expect that +1
#65 - I thought of this . 01/29/2013 on GOD DOMMIT FRONK +14
#22 - NOTHING compares to diet Dr. Kelp!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Swallow... Ha. +2
User avatar #47 - sagedivinity (01/29/2013) [-]
Kelp shakes Kelp shakes oh how I love a Kelp shake.
#65 - Seems more like Nightcrawler.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Shaco Everytime +77
User avatar #74 - cirquededc (01/28/2013) [-]
BAMF!
User avatar #68 - Dragonchampion (01/28/2013) [-]
I was like "Who the hell is Shaco?" until I saw the comments. Until then I thought it was Nightcrawler, too.
User avatar #156 - rustyoldrainbow (01/28/2013) [-]
shaco is a champion from league of legends
#249 - No, I mean if she's to shy to say "Do" and she picks… 01/25/2013 on Friend Zone : NOPE +1
#152 - What alien would be stupid enough to attack us twice? 01/25/2013 on Alien logic +5
#232 - What if she's to shy to press "Do"? Then I'm screwed  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Friend Zone : NOPE +1
#234 - Rascal (01/25/2013) [-]
Read the two paragraphs directly above the troll face.
#249 - deusexmachinase (01/25/2013) [-]
No, I mean if she's to shy to say "Do" and she picks "Dine," Both of you are screwed because you'll never find out the truth.
#419 - "Gotta go guys, My girlfriend is here" 01/24/2013 on What defines(and doesn't) a... +3
#21 - I only thumbed because everyone else did. 01/24/2013 on MythBusters vol. 2 +4
#65 - We posted this at the same time...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on when your gf says 0
User avatar #67 - feistyoneyouare (01/20/2013) [-]
xD I never even realised... great minds think alike and all
#64 - Why did you leave me daddy? 01/20/2013 on when your gf says +2
#126 - Damn you beat me to it. 01/20/2013 on 'MERICA +3
#119 - I choose "I" now it reads "GI FICK YI… 01/20/2013 on MAN OF 1000 VOICES +1
#19 - Pool... 01/17/2013 on Oh Bother 0
#23 - He's French alright.... 01/14/2013 on What's the capital of... +4
#51 - Pirates of the Caribbean out of no where?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2013 on For Tolkien fans +5
#71 - creepyunclebob (01/14/2013) [-]
pointing out that Orlando Bloom's LoTR tattoo is visible.
#41 - Forgot the coolest one. 01/14/2013 on . 0
#12 - I still play my SP in the restroom until my legs fall asleep. 01/14/2013 on Well worth it... +4
#49 - Ever think that's how his name is actually spelled?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Shoes and Souls +3
#68 - giygasman (01/14/2013) [-]
It's jesus not hesus. doesn't the 'j' make a 'h' sound? oh and sorry if i sounded racist i meant to put the racist dog picture there.
User avatar #71 - DrSalvador (01/14/2013) [-]
Jesus is spelled with a J, sure. But his name might, just might, be Hesus. It would be weird. But you never know
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