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IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN...
- I was with my first love for 6 years. Engaged for four months …
My pain is better than your...
10 years later I still have those dreams.
Speaking from experience, though very different to your situation, the dreams will go away. The feelings will last forever though. They don't go away, and I don't believe they ever really decrease either. However, though they are there and they will be strong forever, you'll find another girl. One who blows you away. One who makes those feelings seem to decrease. You'll stop thinking of her as often. You'll realise that she was just the first, and just because she was your first love, it doesn't mean she will be your only love or even the strongest love you will experience. Amd trust me on this part. More than anything. When you find that girl that makes you feel even better than your first love, you won't be able to believe it. You'll do stupid shit. You'll think of the first a lot in the beginning, but you'll never bring it up because you'll know that talking about it too early could ruin what you have going with your new love. Eventually though. You and your new love will talk about past loves. You'll know exactly how special she is when she just doesn't care that you've been in love before. She'll care more that you were hurt and she will do everything to make you no longer think of the first love. She will make you want to go to any length for her, do things you'd never even consider with the first. But above all. When she talks about her past loves, the only thing you'll be able to think about is how lucky you are and how stupid those guys were to let her slip away. You'll know in one instant that she is the one. Sure, there may be more between your first and her, but none of them will matter anymore. None of them will come close to comparing.
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Jim henson probably knew it be a tie between Bert, Kermit, and Cookie Monster on who would be the best muppet.
- Haven't seen this one posted in awhile!
- **dethfreezy used "*roll picture*"** **dethfreezy rolled image **
Roll Pikachu, get yellow text
- Maybe not a run on sentence? Punctuation? Tumblr always does t…
I see your point
- jesus **** so I started reading this story and and and AND AND…
And please inform me what other word they would have used?
Maybe not a run on sentence? Punctuation? Tumblr always does that shit.
I see your point
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