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desure

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#362 - **desure rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at St…  [+] (14 replies) 01/21/2012 on If only it's possible. +4
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#404 - battlefieldlover (01/21/2012) [-]
Under the pillows
#401 - doodogger (01/21/2012) [-]
about 6 months ago I had a friend stay the night and he had a friend of his over, and we treated him good and all that, the next morning theres shit on the kitchen floor, garbage can, counter tops, and on the can opener.

Had to get a new can opener and new countertops. the kid was gone.

BTW I would shit in a condom, cover it on lube, then put it in the freezer.
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#397 - commontroll (01/21/2012) [-]
I'd take a shit inside one of those light shades that surrounds the light fully and is made of glass, that way they have no idea where it is, then turn on the light later and see the sillouette of the turd.

Or I'd shit inside their daughter.

Yup. You read that right.
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#395 - thamuz (01/21/2012) [-]
Air conditioner/heater vents if central air.

Never get that shit out.
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#387 - pedomegler (01/21/2012) [-]
Id walk into their bedroom turn on the light and jump on to the foot of the bed, when they wake up and see me ill squat down and shout something in japenese then drop a massaive dump. then ill stand up, Bow, and pull a backflip off the bed turn around and walk right out the front door.
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#386 - mrgoodbunny (01/21/2012) [-]
inside his oven, then turn the oven on.

He'll smell shit from the kitchen, notice the oven is on, and BAM, melted shit.
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#382 - merlinboy (01/21/2012) [-]
I'd shit on myself, then just lay on the floor and wait for him to come home... Genius.
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#374 - rellergert (01/21/2012) [-]
In the toilet, just to mess with him. He lives alone. He will live out the rest of his days wondering where the mystery shit came from.
#373 - blacksheepror (01/21/2012) [-]
One of their shoes
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#372 - katsueren (01/21/2012) [-]
The toaster
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#369 - RoflWaffleTGK (01/21/2012) [-]
On the kitchen table.
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#367 - calidian (01/21/2012) [-]
My vote is on top of a ceiling fan blade..
#368 - desure (01/21/2012) [-]
id take a shit inside of a desktop computer for they cant find it
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#370 - calidian (01/21/2012) [-]
And once the case heats up and the fans activate, hilarity will ensue.
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#403 - zoef (01/21/2012) [-]
iunno i don't have a lot of gifs
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i think this one is pretty fucked up
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