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desmondaltairezio

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Date Signed Up:9/08/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Iowa USA
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#63 - **desmondaltairezio used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **desmo… 07/31/2015 on Ask the Magic 8 Ball a... 0
#187 - thats the point no one hates this song but everytime you must … 07/31/2015 on (untitled) +2
#129 - isnt our the US EBS practically automated?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
#161 - burntpixles (07/29/2015) [-]
I do believe in certain conditions it may be voiced.
#318 - i like assassins creed 07/28/2015 on What does your username mean? 0
#32 - that dancing tho 07/25/2015 on When you get called a hacker 0
#977 - **desmondaltairezio used "*roll picture*"** **desmondaltair… 07/25/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#74 - what is this? 07/24/2015 on When ur income tax refund... 0
#470 - **desmondaltairezio used "*roll picture*"** **desmondaltair… 07/24/2015 on Fight Admin with ONE weapon 0
#102 - ... did i miss something?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Priorities 0
#105 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
A domestic lone-wolf terrorist killed four unarmed Marines and one sailor at a recruiting center, and it took 5 days of public pressure for the president to order the flags flown at half mast. It took more public pressure to actually get them lowered at the White House.

OP's point is that our president has a tendency to be quick to highlight things that make his presidency look good, such as the gay marriage ruling (which he had nothing to do with by the way. He even ran his campaign on opposing it.), and an extreme reluctance to acknowledge things that make his presidency look bad, such as saying that domestic Islamic terrorism even exists, even if that means disrespecting 5 dead service members.
#45 - **desmondaltairezio rolled user wilburthedestroy ** 07/22/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... 0

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User avatar #192 - jollypiratedonut (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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ur fukn dun m8
User avatar #204 to #203 - sixty (07/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #201 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #199 - desmondaltairezio (05/16/2015) [-]
thisisuser
i cant see the comment you left me because your profile is blocked from my view
User avatar #200 to #199 - thisisuser (05/16/2015) [-]
kay go
User avatar #197 - harrypottergirl (05/04/2015) [-]
HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #196 - topanga (08/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #194 - ubisoft (06/15/2014) [-]
omgflag copy right
#186 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
**topanga rolled image** yes
#187 to #186 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
**topanga rolled image** try agian
User avatar #189 to #188 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
you're my husband now! Hello, how you been ?
#190 to #189 - desmondaltairezio (06/02/2014) [-]
great, and you?
great, and you?
#191 to #190 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
That good, I've been great as well ~!
That good, I've been great as well ~!
#183 - jettom ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Assassin's Creed sucks.
Happy new year.
User avatar #184 to #183 - desmondaltairezio (01/02/2014) [-]
thanks jet
User avatar #176 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
i e ou ui ao.
User avatar #178 to #177 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
I ai ui i e ou iee o i.
User avatar #180 to #179 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
u ui i e aea.
User avatar #182 to #181 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaa ou o u.
#168 - ihavenoname (07/10/2013) [-]
just uh, leaving these here...
just uh, leaving these here...
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User avatar #157 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
do you still have that link for the google docs thing about random?
User avatar #175 to #158 - godshandshake (08/05/2013) [-]
Helping out with this cause I forgot
Tianas real name is originally Teonna
Purples height is 4'11 and 3 quarters
Rumler was a male who lived in Norway, his reason for leaving was that he felt like he wasn't paying enough attention to his life.
Abieru is from Mexico
Nuke is from Canada is is 18 these days making his birth year 1995 i think
Blastizard has left but a notable would be that he is black
Squids real name is Sidney
User avatar #159 to #158 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
danke
User avatar #162 to #160 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
you need to add rumler to the never forget bit
User avatar #163 to #162 - desmondaltairezio (06/10/2013) [-]
i have already said i would like more information than that but fine
User avatar #164 to #163 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #165 to #164 - desmondaltairezio (06/10/2013) [-]
i want more information
User avatar #166 to #165 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
i'll help you out with it more when i get back tonight
User avatar #161 to #160 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
I just needed to see it
User avatar #154 - ryanfitzy (06/06/2013) [-]
Always glad to have another Iowan. I'm from CR. & you?
User avatar #155 to #154 - desmondaltairezio (06/06/2013) [-]
i live in a small town
about 30 minutes from des moines
#151 - imanassassin (05/16/2013) [-]
Hey!.... All of you...
User avatar #147 - tredbear (05/14/2013) [-]
holy **** , why are people mad at you on the random board?
User avatar #149 to #147 - desmondaltairezio (05/14/2013) [-]
why dont you ask them
if i do it it sounds like im complaiing about thumbs and that is something you dont want to do on the random board
User avatar #148 to #147 - desmondaltairezio (05/14/2013) [-]
i have no ******* idea
User avatar #144 - spelly (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh so you wanna play like that, do ya?
User avatar #145 to #144 - desmondaltairezio (05/11/2013) [-]
like what?
User avatar #142 - topanga (05/02/2013) [-]
dood
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