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Date Signed Up:9/08/2011
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Location:Iowa USA
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#94 - i really hate how it when people over analyzing some book or l… 10 hours ago on That's so raven 0
#22 - Girlfriend said her favorite color was turquoise <- 05/23/2015 on Bam Margera +23
#44 - Picture 05/23/2015 on Clever Girl 2 +2
#26 - do you understand what a joke is? yes a lame math joke b…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Geometry Smoothie +10
#44 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i understand that you are a joke.
User avatar #28 - fauxshores (05/21/2015) [-]
The fact he didn't get it simple proves that he is a basic peasant, and that we shouldn't interact with him.
#23 - do you not understand what a factorial is?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Geometry Smoothie +5
#25 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what an exclamation mark is?
User avatar #26 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what a joke is? yes a lame math joke but still a joke
#44 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i understand that you are a joke.
User avatar #28 - fauxshores (05/21/2015) [-]
The fact he didn't get it simple proves that he is a basic peasant, and that we shouldn't interact with him.
#21 - basic math  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Geometry Smoothie +3
User avatar #31 - crazyguyindahood (05/21/2015) [-]
"basic"

i'm bad enough at multiplication
#20 - 47!=258623241511168180642964355153611979969197632389120000000000  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Geometry Smoothie +4
User avatar #41 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2015) [-]
You're a n admittedly funny dick.
#22 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i get it... you are special!
i understand now!
User avatar #23 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
do you not understand what a factorial is?
#25 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what an exclamation mark is?
User avatar #26 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what a joke is? yes a lame math joke but still a joke
#44 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i understand that you are a joke.
User avatar #28 - fauxshores (05/21/2015) [-]
The fact he didn't get it simple proves that he is a basic peasant, and that we shouldn't interact with him.
User avatar #21 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
basic math
User avatar #31 - crazyguyindahood (05/21/2015) [-]
"basic"

i'm bad enough at multiplication
#18 - no, why?  [+] (13 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Geometry Smoothie +3
#19 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
then how the fuck did you come up with that number?
#29 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
47!=47x46x45x44x43x42x41x40x39x38x37x.... and so on all the way down to ...x3x2x1...
#43 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
nerd.
User avatar #20 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
47!=258623241511168180642964355153611979969197632389120000000000
User avatar #41 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2015) [-]
You're a n admittedly funny dick.
#22 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i get it... you are special!
i understand now!
User avatar #23 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
do you not understand what a factorial is?
#25 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what an exclamation mark is?
User avatar #26 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what a joke is? yes a lame math joke but still a joke
#44 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i understand that you are a joke.
User avatar #28 - fauxshores (05/21/2015) [-]
The fact he didn't get it simple proves that he is a basic peasant, and that we shouldn't interact with him.
User avatar #21 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
basic math
User avatar #31 - crazyguyindahood (05/21/2015) [-]
"basic"

i'm bad enough at multiplication
#16 - those strawberries must be really small to fit 258623241511168…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Geometry Smoothie +14
User avatar #39 - condimentparty (05/21/2015) [-]
It took me way longer than I'd like to admit to realize you were referring to the factorial. Fuck.
User avatar #36 - kimom (05/21/2015) [-]
You're fucking funny. 10/10
#17 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
are you high?
User avatar #18 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
no, why?
#19 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
then how the fuck did you come up with that number?
#29 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
47!=47x46x45x44x43x42x41x40x39x38x37x.... and so on all the way down to ...x3x2x1...
#43 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
nerd.
User avatar #20 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
47!=258623241511168180642964355153611979969197632389120000000000
User avatar #41 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2015) [-]
You're a n admittedly funny dick.
#22 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i get it... you are special!
i understand now!
User avatar #23 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
do you not understand what a factorial is?
#25 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what an exclamation mark is?
User avatar #26 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
do you understand what a joke is? yes a lame math joke but still a joke
#44 - mastercolossus (05/21/2015) [-]
i understand that you are a joke.
User avatar #28 - fauxshores (05/21/2015) [-]
The fact he didn't get it simple proves that he is a basic peasant, and that we shouldn't interact with him.
User avatar #21 - desmondaltairezio (05/21/2015) [-]
basic math
User avatar #31 - crazyguyindahood (05/21/2015) [-]
"basic"

i'm bad enough at multiplication
#33 - but if you already have a pair a of scissors why steal that one  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2015 on obvious flaw 0
#47 - dequire (05/18/2015) [-]
...You don't even have to steal the second pair...
#37 - mrjunebug (05/17/2015) [-]
Fuck the police.
User avatar #35 - telmerthisisasix (05/17/2015) [-]
So you can have two pairs of scissors.

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User avatar #192 - jollypiratedonut (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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ur fukn dun m8
#201 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #199 - desmondaltairezio (05/16/2015) [-]
thisisuser
i cant see the comment you left me because your profile is blocked from my view
User avatar #200 to #199 - thisisuser (05/16/2015) [-]
kay go
User avatar #197 - harrypottergirl (05/04/2015) [-]
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User avatar #196 - topanga (08/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #194 - ubisoft (06/15/2014) [-]
omgflag copy right
#186 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
**topanga rolled image** yes
#187 to #186 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
**topanga rolled image** try agian
User avatar #189 to #188 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
you're my husband now! Hello, how you been ?
#190 to #189 - desmondaltairezio (06/02/2014) [-]
great, and you?
great, and you?
#191 to #190 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
That good, I've been great as well ~!
That good, I've been great as well ~!
#183 - jettom (12/31/2013) [-]
Assassin's Creed sucks.
Happy new year.
User avatar #184 to #183 - desmondaltairezio (01/02/2014) [-]
thanks jet
User avatar #176 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
i e ou ui ao.
User avatar #178 to #177 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
I ai ui i e ou iee o i.
User avatar #180 to #179 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
u ui i e aea.
User avatar #182 to #181 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaa ou o u.
#168 - ihavenoname (07/10/2013) [-]
just uh, leaving these here...
just uh, leaving these here...
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User avatar #157 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
do you still have that link for the google docs thing about random?
User avatar #175 to #158 - godshandshake (08/05/2013) [-]
Helping out with this cause I forgot
Tianas real name is originally Teonna
Purples height is 4'11 and 3 quarters
Rumler was a male who lived in Norway, his reason for leaving was that he felt like he wasn't paying enough attention to his life.
Abieru is from Mexico
Nuke is from Canada is is 18 these days making his birth year 1995 i think
Blastizard has left but a notable would be that he is black
Squids real name is Sidney
User avatar #159 to #158 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
danke
User avatar #162 to #160 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
you need to add rumler to the never forget bit
User avatar #163 to #162 - desmondaltairezio (06/10/2013) [-]
i have already said i would like more information than that but fine
User avatar #164 to #163 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #165 to #164 - desmondaltairezio (06/10/2013) [-]
i want more information
User avatar #166 to #165 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
i'll help you out with it more when i get back tonight
User avatar #161 to #160 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
I just needed to see it
User avatar #154 - ryanfitzy (06/06/2013) [-]
Always glad to have another Iowan. I'm from CR. & you?
User avatar #155 to #154 - desmondaltairezio (06/06/2013) [-]
i live in a small town
about 30 minutes from des moines
#151 - imanassassin (05/16/2013) [-]
Hey!.... All of you...
User avatar #147 - tredbear (05/14/2013) [-]
holy **** , why are people mad at you on the random board?
User avatar #149 to #147 - desmondaltairezio (05/14/2013) [-]
why dont you ask them
if i do it it sounds like im complaiing about thumbs and that is something you dont want to do on the random board
User avatar #148 to #147 - desmondaltairezio (05/14/2013) [-]
i have no ******* idea
User avatar #144 - spelly (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh so you wanna play like that, do ya?
User avatar #145 to #144 - desmondaltairezio (05/11/2013) [-]
like what?
User avatar #142 - topanga (05/02/2013) [-]
dood
User avatar #140 - spelly (04/25/2013) [-]
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