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#122 - how about every time they mkae a dinosaur and each time one is…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on HOLD ON TO YO BUTTS +1
User avatar #133 - crazyeyedbioll (22 hours ago) [-]
They actually had a drug implanted into every dinosaur that INGEN COULD have activated to kill them all off. But they didnt.
User avatar #123 - Garude (23 hours ago) [-]
in the original, didn't they have some kind of drug added to their food? without the drug they'd die right?
#10 - dwight does report jim's pranks to toby but toby doesnt do any…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Childlike +2
User avatar #11 - mrwalkerfour (11/18/2014) [-]
did you see the "in the real world" bit? in the real world, the boos has to act on any report, not doing so is bad practice, and he can be sued.

in the show he doesnt do anything because its a show, and it wouldnt be funny, as proof i urge you to constantly prank someone, and make it impossible for them to do their job, see if the boss ignroed it in reality
#20 - about 2 months ago i put the numbers 1-30 in a random number g… 11/11/2014 on 12 seconds? 0
#20 - well i do love ass porn 11/10/2014 on Did you know?! +1
#9 - i think that would sell well in the US 11/09/2014 on Bad grammar makes this... -1
#15 - most of these could have been much worse .... except t… 11/09/2014 on TKO +1
#14 - practical and safe 11/08/2014 on Good Prank 0
#188 - admin can do what ever he wants but he has recently been a… 11/06/2014 on fj #2 domain idea +1
#103 - what is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Nickelodeon has changed 0
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#104 - electricwulf (11/06/2014) [-]
Victorious I believe
#76 - i hope admin bans your IP  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on fj #2 domain idea +7
User avatar #139 - phanacit (11/05/2014) [-]
>taking about something
>not posting that thing

admin wouldn't ban him just for being a shit poster watch

OMG I LOVE CHILDREN AND I FUCK THEM
User avatar #188 - desmondaltairezio (11/06/2014) [-]
admin can do what ever he wants
but he has recently been asserting that his bans are harder to come by and it is a good selling point for FJ for users
#82 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
Why would he do that? What did I do wrong? Tell me what FJ rule I broke.

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User avatar #192 - jollypiratedonut (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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ur fukn dun m8
User avatar #196 - topanga (08/16/2014) [-]
POST THIS ON ALL UR FRIENDS WALLS IF U WOULD GO FAST
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User avatar #194 - ubisoft (06/15/2014) [-]
omgflag copy right
#186 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
**topanga rolled image** yes
#187 to #186 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
**topanga rolled image** try agian
User avatar #189 to #188 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
you're my husband now! Hello, how you been ?
#190 to #189 - desmondaltairezio (06/02/2014) [-]
great, and you?
great, and you?
#191 to #190 - topanga (06/02/2014) [-]
That good, I've been great as well ~!
That good, I've been great as well ~!
#183 - jettom (12/31/2013) [-]
Assassin's Creed sucks.
Happy new year.
User avatar #184 to #183 - desmondaltairezio (01/02/2014) [-]
thanks jet
User avatar #176 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
i e ou ui ao.
User avatar #178 to #177 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
I ai ui i e ou iee o i.
User avatar #180 to #179 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
u ui i e aea.
User avatar #182 to #181 - godshandshake (08/25/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaa ou o u.
#168 - ihavenoname (07/10/2013) [-]
just uh, leaving these here...
just uh, leaving these here...
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User avatar #157 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
do you still have that link for the google docs thing about random?
User avatar #175 to #158 - godshandshake (08/05/2013) [-]
Helping out with this cause I forgot
Tianas real name is originally Teonna
Purples height is 4'11 and 3 quarters
Rumler was a male who lived in Norway, his reason for leaving was that he felt like he wasn't paying enough attention to his life.
Abieru is from Mexico
Nuke is from Canada is is 18 these days making his birth year 1995 i think
Blastizard has left but a notable would be that he is black
Squids real name is Sidney
User avatar #159 to #158 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
danke
User avatar #162 to #160 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
you need to add rumler to the never forget bit
User avatar #163 to #162 - desmondaltairezio (06/10/2013) [-]
i have already said i would like more information than that but fine
User avatar #164 to #163 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #165 to #164 - desmondaltairezio (06/10/2013) [-]
i want more information
User avatar #166 to #165 - godshandshake (06/10/2013) [-]
i'll help you out with it more when i get back tonight
User avatar #161 to #160 - jadewest (06/08/2013) [-]
I just needed to see it
User avatar #154 - ryanfitzy (06/06/2013) [-]
Always glad to have another Iowan. I'm from CR. & you?
User avatar #155 to #154 - desmondaltairezio (06/06/2013) [-]
i live in a small town
about 30 minutes from des moines
#151 - imanassassin (05/16/2013) [-]
Hey!.... All of you...
User avatar #147 - tredbear (05/14/2013) [-]
holy **** , why are people mad at you on the random board?
User avatar #149 to #147 - desmondaltairezio (05/14/2013) [-]
why dont you ask them
if i do it it sounds like im complaiing about thumbs and that is something you dont want to do on the random board
User avatar #148 to #147 - desmondaltairezio (05/14/2013) [-]
i have no ******* idea
User avatar #144 - spelly (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh so you wanna play like that, do ya?
User avatar #145 to #144 - desmondaltairezio (05/11/2013) [-]
like what?
User avatar #142 - topanga (05/02/2013) [-]
dood
User avatar #140 - spelly (04/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 - desmondaltairezio (04/22/2013) [-]
dreadedfate
spelly
iamthou
we stick together in the merge
obviously
User avatar #138 to #135 - iamthou ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
im down. once we're the last 4, all men for themselves.

how do we decide who we vote off first?
User avatar #139 to #138 - desmondaltairezio (04/22/2013) [-]
i guess who ever votes first we go with that
it doesnt really matter
User avatar #137 to #135 - spelly (04/22/2013) [-]
Dreadedfate is my home dog
User avatar #136 to #135 - dreadedfate (04/22/2013) [-]
Will do.
User avatar #134 - desmondaltairezio (04/07/2013) [-]
admi​n
ΑDMIN
Αdmi​n
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