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#1232495 - I'm ready for 2404 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232491 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232494 - epicscorpion (10 hours ago) [-]
do you mean ready right now, or ready for when it releases sometime before ragnarok
User avatar #1232495 - desacabose (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm ready for 2404
#8 - Yeah boy 11 hours ago on The picture with most... 0
#1232461 - The False King  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232462 - yeorgh (11 hours ago) [-]
#1232448 - >Needing magic to beat flamelurker 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232438 - >Flamelurker >Broken >Flamelurker &g…  [+] (10 new replies) 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232458 - yeorgh (11 hours ago) [-]
Name a harder boss.
User avatar #1232473 - Gonnafly (11 hours ago) [-]
Storm King
User avatar #1232475 - yeorgh (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh you're one of them comedian fellows.
User avatar #1232461 - desacabose (11 hours ago) [-]
The False King
#1232462 - yeorgh (11 hours ago) [-]
#1232447 - johrny (12 hours ago) [-]
Sorry that i refuse to go easy mode with magic as every soul game ever.
User avatar #1232452 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
I found it pretty bullshit that being a magic used basically beats the game by itself. I like to play sorcerers and the souls games are easy enough as is.
User avatar #1232565 - confusedasian (9 hours ago) [-]
Is being a sorcerer really easy? I'm playing as a knight right now.
User avatar #1232590 - thebestpieever (7 hours ago) [-]
The game is really easy, but being a sorcerer basically means you're gonna get hit like twice an hour.
User avatar #1232448 - desacabose (12 hours ago) [-]
>Needing magic to beat flamelurker
#1232360 - "best rpg to come out since fallout 3"  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1232363 - cozer (15 hours ago) [-]
Opinions are a great thing. Best for me, objectively though fallout 3 is flawed in many ways, just a personal favorite of mine for a few different reasons.
#1232144 - I invaded a gravelord once  [+] (10 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232145 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
i've over 300h on my xbox and i've never been gravelorded
them i moved to the pc version of the game and i had almost 500h spread into my others accounts and also never been gravelorded
i had to use CE to get my world gravelorded to feel how it is
User avatar #1232147 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
I've been gravelording for the sole reason that no one even remember we exist.
User avatar #1232148 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
i love you nigga, keep doing this
now if only we could revive the dragonfuckers covenant
User avatar #1232149 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
fuck yes
fuck the drakes, I want to get scales and have fun doing it. Is that too much to ask?
User avatar #1232150 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
the thing is, nobody summons an dragonfucker anymore
mostly because dragonbros are too afraid to lose scales on duels and hosts don't want to lose scales either
yesterday i had to wait i think 30 minutes for an duel with the dragon eye at Oolacile
and i was at meta level for there 120, NG+
User avatar #1232152 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
But you don't lose scales for losing dragon duels. It's just that no one is a dragon bro.
User avatar #1232153 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
are you sure?
i kinda remmember having 19 scales before losing and i was sitting with 18 scales after the duel
User avatar #1232154 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
yep. Guarantee it.
User avatar #1232155 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
guess i don't know how to count them
#1232157 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
#1232135 - >One hit kill invaders at undead parish  [+] (12 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232140 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
>use the orb
>sees host
>if he's an newbie BC out
>if he's an twinkie like you blaze him down
to be frank, i'd recommend being an Blue faggot but that coventant is dead like Gravelords
User avatar #1232144 - desacabose (05/23/2015) [-]
I invaded a gravelord once
User avatar #1232145 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
i've over 300h on my xbox and i've never been gravelorded
them i moved to the pc version of the game and i had almost 500h spread into my others accounts and also never been gravelorded
i had to use CE to get my world gravelorded to feel how it is
User avatar #1232147 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
I've been gravelording for the sole reason that no one even remember we exist.
User avatar #1232148 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
i love you nigga, keep doing this
now if only we could revive the dragonfuckers covenant
User avatar #1232149 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
fuck yes
fuck the drakes, I want to get scales and have fun doing it. Is that too much to ask?
User avatar #1232150 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
the thing is, nobody summons an dragonfucker anymore
mostly because dragonbros are too afraid to lose scales on duels and hosts don't want to lose scales either
yesterday i had to wait i think 30 minutes for an duel with the dragon eye at Oolacile
and i was at meta level for there 120, NG+
User avatar #1232152 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
But you don't lose scales for losing dragon duels. It's just that no one is a dragon bro.
User avatar #1232153 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
are you sure?
i kinda remmember having 19 scales before losing and i was sitting with 18 scales after the duel
User avatar #1232154 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
yep. Guarantee it.
User avatar #1232155 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
guess i don't know how to count them
#1232157 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
#1232133 - to get a red eye orb I'd have to be a Darkwraith  [+] (14 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232134 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
yes, and?
User avatar #1232135 - desacabose (05/23/2015) [-]
>One hit kill invaders at undead parish
User avatar #1232140 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
>use the orb
>sees host
>if he's an newbie BC out
>if he's an twinkie like you blaze him down
to be frank, i'd recommend being an Blue faggot but that coventant is dead like Gravelords
User avatar #1232144 - desacabose (05/23/2015) [-]
I invaded a gravelord once
User avatar #1232145 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
i've over 300h on my xbox and i've never been gravelorded
them i moved to the pc version of the game and i had almost 500h spread into my others accounts and also never been gravelorded
i had to use CE to get my world gravelorded to feel how it is
User avatar #1232147 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
I've been gravelording for the sole reason that no one even remember we exist.
User avatar #1232148 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
i love you nigga, keep doing this
now if only we could revive the dragonfuckers covenant
User avatar #1232149 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
fuck yes
fuck the drakes, I want to get scales and have fun doing it. Is that too much to ask?
User avatar #1232150 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
the thing is, nobody summons an dragonfucker anymore
mostly because dragonbros are too afraid to lose scales on duels and hosts don't want to lose scales either
yesterday i had to wait i think 30 minutes for an duel with the dragon eye at Oolacile
and i was at meta level for there 120, NG+
User avatar #1232152 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
But you don't lose scales for losing dragon duels. It's just that no one is a dragon bro.
User avatar #1232153 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
are you sure?
i kinda remmember having 19 scales before losing and i was sitting with 18 scales after the duel
User avatar #1232154 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
yep. Guarantee it.
User avatar #1232155 - beroty (05/23/2015) [-]
guess i don't know how to count them
#1232157 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]

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#1304 - desacabose ONLINE (06/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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you should make it so only friends can see your page. we can see you comment yourself. heaps. it's a bad look. thought i'd help you out.
User avatar #1727 - blarghagh ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
i sold my wiiu, im never playing games with you again
#1728 to #1727 - desacabose ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
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#1726 - desacabose ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
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#1718 - youngneil (05/13/2015) [-]
What else do I need? And what Wii games do I absolutely need to get?
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - desacabose ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
No More Heroes
User avatar #1720 to #1719 - youngneil (05/14/2015) [-]
That's gonna have to wait. There aren't many seeders for either of them, and for the time being I can attempt to not look like an idiot while playing the PS3 version.
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - desacabose ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
You lose a lot if you don't play with a Wii Mote
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - youngneil (05/14/2015) [-]
I plan on getting eventually for sure, but it's near the back of the list right now if it's gonna take so long to download
Also, did people not like Dragon Quest Swords? Because the only torrent I can find for it has 1 seeder. The **** is this? Don't tell me I have to take the disc I have and actually play it on my Wii U.
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - desacabose ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
This haunts my dreams
#1709 - squalllionhart (05/05/2015) [-]
suck my dick i beat your time in the long ass triathlon in GTA V    
i'm number 1 in the vgb crew bitch
suck my dick i beat your time in the long ass triathlon in GTA V
i'm number 1 in the vgb crew bitch
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - desacabose ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #1704 - youngneil (05/02/2015) [-]
Kept retrying an Adventure Mode challenge in Hyrule Warriors, over and over and over. Finally, I get an A rank on it.
You see, this is fantastic because I had just started getting into the Adventure Mode stuff, and I'm not used to the various challenges it throws at me, so I'm reasonably happy that I was finally able to get A rank on this one.
And then my Wii U makes a weird noise and the game freezes. Had to force the Wii U to power off. Turned it back on immediately, I loaded the game back up, and that square was back to being B instead of that A I worked so hard for.
Time to commit Sudoku.
#1705 to #1704 - desacabose ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
>Doing the hardest AM challenge for me
>Game freezes during win cutscene
User avatar #1707 to #1705 - youngneil (05/04/2015) [-]
Apparently AM just has a huge ******* difficulty gap, and I'm forced to play as Link a lot because he's my strongest warrior (Spinner is best weapon). Pretty sure I'm just gonna have to grind rupees to get my other warriors strong enough to kick some ass without extremely good weapons.
This game is ***** sometimes.
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - desacabose ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
Some of the challenges are like Green Grass and High Tides on Expert, and some of them are like the final boss of Final Fantasy X
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - youngneil (05/02/2015) [-]
Mine froze right after the victory cutscene. I didn't even get to see the new weapon I got.
**** life.
#1701 - desacabose ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
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#1700 - desacabose ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1696 - youngneil (04/19/2015) [-]
Ey bish, you want the Origin code or just the ME2 Steam code?
User avatar #1699 to #1696 - desacabose ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Either
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - youngneil (04/19/2015) [-]
This is a terrible text color for this background. Shame on you.
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - desacabose ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
But the green is fabulous
#1691 - squalllionhart (04/18/2015) [-]
real talk
Okami needs the windwaker treatment on the wii u
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Somewhere from across time, kamiya thinks about blocking you
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
People probably ask him about that a lot
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - squalllionhart (04/18/2015) [-]
maybe he shouldn't have made a game that would be perfect for a console that didn't exist then
just sayin
#1689 - desacabose ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
>TF2 players were talking about how hot a funnyjunk user called DinosaurLassie was   
>they said she probably had more tattoos in unsightly places   
>profile is private   
>I'm never going to know if the tattoos are even cool
>TF2 players were talking about how hot a funnyjunk user called DinosaurLassie was
>they said she probably had more tattoos in unsightly places
>profile is private
>I'm never going to know if the tattoos are even cool
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - DinosaurLassie (04/10/2015) [-]
O
I mean

I have a rose on my hand.
and I have a pretty big shoulder blade piece.
It's like, a galaxy portrait crystal kind of thing. Hard to explain.
#1685 - logickid (04/08/2015) [-]
here
here
#1684 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Don't try telling me the bloodbourne weapon system isn't better than ds'
Don't try telling me the bloodbourne weapon system isn't better than ds'
#1683 - desacabose ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
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#1703 to #1676 - desacabose ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1608 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
wanna bayonetta 2gether?
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm win
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
I won more
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Balder is a funny way to spell mech
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
mech is the ultimate test of skill
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
aesir is easy without midget clones
User avatar #1643 to #1608 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
How to sage
User avatar #1660 to #1643 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
why do you have peacock feathers
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Why don't you
User avatar #1646 to #1643 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
fair contest
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I am the right eye
User avatar #1654 to #1647 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
no more rodin for me
User avatar #1655 to #1653 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Should have used those laser eyes
User avatar #1657 to #1655 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
>balder without mask
User avatar #1662 to #1657 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
mech is best
User avatar #1674 to #1663 - Rei (03/28/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
What are you Rei
User avatar #1659 to #1657 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
It's the true path
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
pick worship you gay
User avatar #1650 to #1648 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
where even
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #1651 to #1649 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
did you know rodin has laser eyes
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
nice difficulty selecting
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Are you calling us casual
User avatar #1634 to #1608 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
**** son it's balder
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
what if I hit no
would you have been pissed
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Only if it was Zero
User avatar #1639 to #1636 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
I wanna try Rodin now
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I wanna try the best Character in the game
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
That's the one to always do
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
How does hair even make a Mecha
User avatar #1631 to #1608 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I think we went in too hard
User avatar #1630 to #1608 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
We're going in hard
User avatar #1609 to #1608 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Does this entail me unlocking Balder
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
Who Knows
not even I have unlocked him. I got Rodin tho. Not a ******* clue how to not be **** with him
User avatar #1617 to #1610 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
The best
#1612 to #1610 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
God damn ***** how do you even get Rodin
User avatar #1614 to #1612 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
hammer OP
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
2stronk
User avatar #1618 to #1615 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
wait I wanna be rosa
User avatar #1622 to #1618 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Rosa is made of glass
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
But her guns are the coolest
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
If she blinks she dies
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
I don't want to be Rosa anymore
User avatar #1628 to #1625 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Is it because you died
#1633 to #1632 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1616 to #1615 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
we did it
User avatar #1619 to #1616 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Rosa

Rosa pls
User avatar #1621 to #1619 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
note: do Enrapture every run
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
enrapture is not the thing I was thinking of
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
Am I supposed to be able to see what's going on at any point in this
because
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - alexanderburns (03/28/2015) [-]
Just popped up while I was playing with a guy. Pretty sure it's all RNG.
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - desacabose ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Well I finally completed all Musphiletististms
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