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#93 - How to drink like a man: Step 1) Don't drink jack daniels. 07/25/2015 on HOWTO DRINK LIKE A MAN +2
#61 - That video is uploaded in 2014, but it was recorded waaay befo… 07/08/2015 on Guy builds his own instrument 0
#47 - Or you could watch the guy that he's stolen t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Guy builds his own instrument -3
#48 - anon (07/08/2015) [-]
This guy came way before he did.
User avatar #61 - derves (07/08/2015) [-]
That video is uploaded in 2014, but it was recorded waaay before that. In your defense though, I don't actually know when this video is from. Looks pretty recent, though.
#28 - >Huge ******* colourful obviously opening clip on si… 07/03/2015 on What will they think of next? 0
#5 - I can see I'll be using that tabletop audio one lots. Thanks f… 06/29/2015 on Time for some new Bookmarks 0
#36 - Except he shot it when it was running away. He could have shot…  [+] (28 new replies) 06/26/2015 on This is why you need guns... -14
User avatar #56 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
mooses dont give a fuck.

seriously they are far more dangerous than wolves or bears. and this is not even accounting for all the traffic accidents they cause.

unlike bears and wolves. they are territorial and highly aggressive. they might attack you just because they want to. and they are big and strong so they will cause a lot of damage when they decide to.

and you cant scare them away so easily. they just dont give a fuck about nearly anything that happens around them.
User avatar #77 - ifightdragons (06/26/2015) [-]
your description of a moose makes me want to go find one and shoot it
User avatar #78 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
go for it.

they have tasty meat.
User avatar #57 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
>>#55, >>#6, >>#36, also to add to my original post: after watching the video i can see it was sorta his fault for going so close to it rather than giving it space and letting it move along.
User avatar #58 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
his fault for being generally near a moose?
nigger your fucking dumb as rocks
User avatar #60 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
watch the video shitpie.
User avatar #61 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
it started after the fucking moose was already on him
we dont even have that information
PLUS its more than likely it came out from behind a fucking tree and he had nowhere to go. Moose tend to do that.
User avatar #62 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
>>#35, seriously i need to hold your hand for everything here?
User avatar #63 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
>middle of the trail
>nowhere to go around it
>its not moving
>he tries to get it to move
>it doesnt

whats he going to fucking do? wait there for several hours in the snow while it fucking grazes?

its really his fault the moose attacked him

youre dumb
User avatar #64 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
he specially gets the mooses attention and drives closer. he made himself a threat to the moose.

if the moose had moved closer to him. not the other way around. then he should have started shouting and revving the engine.

dont talk shit about stuff you dont understand anything about kid.
#66 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
hes trying to get it to move
he didnt make himself a threat at all, he made moose noises to get it to move.
when a moose is grazing it doesnt fucking move. It can be there for over an hour.


go out and stand around idle while a moose is in your way

Youre the one who knows nothing about moose. jesus. I see them on a weekly fucking basis.
User avatar #67 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
which as i pointed out. IS STUPID. mooses are aggressive. one of the most aggressive creatures you can meet in a forest. and they wont graze about if they notice they are being watched.

seeing a fucking mooze in a zoo or as a picture in the internet isnt the same thing as actually seeing them in the wild shitpie.
User avatar #70 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
and its not stupid
moose are stubborn cunts, shouting works

man vs moose in sweden (the original)
User avatar #68 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
and yet theres literally nothing else this guy could have done. Even if he had stayed quiet, the moose most likely would have charged him, theyre aggressive as fuck.

i live in the woods, i've had a moose ram my fucking car door before, stop acting like a spoiled little kid who thinks hes the shit.
User avatar #71 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
IF the moose had charged him. then he would have shot him. but most likely the moose would have just left. its winter. its not the time to be wasting energy on fights that can be avoided.

dude i honestly doubt you have actually left your mothers basement for the past 6 months.
#72 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
are you seriously saying a moose is smart enough to know when to conserve energy?

what the actual fuck?
User avatar #73 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
just about any animal knows how to not overexert itself in pointless ways.

except you it seems.
#74 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
its a wild fucking animal attempting to graze
its primary instinct would be "i need to preserve this food for my survival"

only a fight with a fucking black bear would be unnecessary to that moose.
User avatar #76 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
where do i even begin.

its primary instinct would be to preserve its own safety. mooses mostly eat wood bark and there isnt much to be eaten on the ground. so yeah it would be beteter for it to move.

and no. humans,while not as big as mooses are still big enough to warrant a second look. hell. avoiding any unnesesary fight with any animal is in their best interest.

mooses are violent. but they arent as dumb as you are.
User avatar #79 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
kudos on your ability to use wikipedia and copy it almost word for word sir

but no
their first instinct is to protect their territory, which they will do even against a fucking car.
I can confirm, i was car.
User avatar #87 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
"i said im gonna quit but i still have to get the last word"

can you get anymore childish?

and roam =/= become more agressive

they roam because they are in search off food. they dont roam because they want to pick fights with people.
#88 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
the amount of irony is too damn high
also lol for you at red thumbing the entire time
User avatar #85 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
i took the bark thing by actually knowing what im speaking.
or are you so stupid you think that when someone is smarter than you they must have used wikipedia or something else? which in itself would still be smarter than what you do since now i also have source to back my claims thanks for digging that up for me kiddo unlike you who just spouts shit you digged up from your ass.

mostly during summer and fall. winter and late fall is when they mostly start avoiding people whenever they can.

"keep grasping straws" he said after he seriously thought that proving his opponents claim right would somehow prove his point...

"i ran myself into a corner with stupid arguments so im stopping now and acting smug"

whatever floats your boat shitpie.
#86 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
wait i have a picture for your kind

and lol no they dont
winter is when they roam more

goodbye sir KN
User avatar #80 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
"copy wikipedia"
what? did you run out of arguments or are your insults always this lame?

and while mooses are territorial. as i said: they arent as dumb as you. they wont pick unnesesary fights during the winter when energy and food storage is already low as it is.

i can confirm. im an actual living breathing human being and not a dumb piece of metal like you claim to be.

#82 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
you took the tree bark thing word for word from wikipedia
stop trying deflect

they WILL pick unnecessary fights. ALL the time. They are more stubborn than you not admitting that your wrong.

Keep grasping for straws m8

im done with you since all you know how to do is call me aspie, dumb piece of metal and basement dweller while backtracking his own argument.
User avatar #55 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
it was clearly setting up for another charge, it did it once already.
#42 - ByeliVolk (06/26/2015) [-]
It was coming back towards him. Also if the sound of a fucking snow mobile engine being roared is not scaring it away what in the shit is a 9mm or 45 sound of difference going to make. Moose are territorial and will attack for no reason especially the younger ones.
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