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#48 - anon (07/08/2015) [-]
This guy came way before he did.
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#56 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
mooses dont give a fuck.
seriously they are far more dangerous than wolves or bears. and this is not even accounting for all the traffic accidents they cause.
unlike bears and wolves. they are territorial and highly aggressive. they might attack you just because they want to. and they are big and strong so they will cause a lot of damage when they decide to.
and you cant scare them away so easily. they just dont give a fuck about nearly anything that happens around them.
#64 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
he specially gets the mooses attention and drives closer. he made himself a threat to the moose.
if the moose had moved closer to him. not the other way around. then he should have started shouting and revving the engine.
dont talk shit about stuff you dont understand anything about kid.
#66 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
he didnt make himself a threat at all, he made moose noises to get it to move.
when a moose is grazing it doesnt fucking move. It can be there for over an hour.
go out and stand around idle while a moose is in your way
Youre the one who knows nothing about moose. jesus. I see them on a weekly fucking basis.
#67 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
which as i pointed out. IS STUPID. mooses are aggressive. one of the most aggressive creatures you can meet in a forest. and they wont graze about if they notice they are being watched.
seeing a fucking mooze in a zoo or as a picture in the internet isnt the same thing as actually seeing them in the wild shitpie.
#68 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
and yet theres literally nothing else this guy could have done. Even if he had stayed quiet, the moose most likely would have charged him, theyre aggressive as fuck.
i live in the woods, i've had a moose ram my fucking car door before, stop acting like a spoiled little kid who thinks hes the shit.
#71 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
IF the moose had charged him. then he would have shot him. but most likely the moose would have just left. its winter. its not the time to be wasting energy on fights that can be avoided.
dude i honestly doubt you have actually left your mothers basement for the past 6 months.
#76 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
where do i even begin.
its primary instinct would be to preserve its own safety. mooses mostly eat wood bark and there isnt much to be eaten on the ground. so yeah it would be beteter for it to move.
and no. humans,while not as big as mooses are still big enough to warrant a second look. hell. avoiding any unnesesary fight with any animal is in their best interest.
mooses are violent. but they arent as dumb as you are.
#85 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
i took the bark thing by actually knowing what im speaking.
or are you so stupid you think that when someone is smarter than you they must have used wikipedia or something else? which in itself would still be smarter than what you do since now i also have source to back my claims thanks for digging that up for me kiddo unlike you who just spouts shit you digged up from your ass.
mostly during summer and fall. winter and late fall is when they mostly start avoiding people whenever they can.
"keep grasping straws" he said after he seriously thought that proving his opponents claim right would somehow prove his point...
"i ran myself into a corner with stupid arguments so im stopping now and acting smug"
whatever floats your boat shitpie.
#80 - angelious (06/26/2015) [-]
what? did you run out of arguments or are your insults always this lame?
and while mooses are territorial. as i said: they arent as dumb as you. they wont pick unnesesary fights during the winter when energy and food storage is already low as it is.
i can confirm. im an actual living breathing human being and not a dumb piece of metal like you claim to be.
#82 - roguekek (06/26/2015) [-]
stop trying deflect
they WILL pick unnecessary fights. ALL the time. They are more stubborn than you not admitting that your wrong.
Keep grasping for straws m8
im done with you since all you know how to do is call me aspie, dumb piece of metal and basement dweller while backtracking his own argument.
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