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derves

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Gender: male
Age: 34
Date Signed Up:6/02/2012
Last Login:7/01/2016
Location:Australia
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Highest Comment Rank:#5477
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Total Comments Made:135
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#9 - Why do you this to me 06/25/2016 on Short film 0
#35 - For the same reason the gender bent Genji, Mcree, and Reinhart… 06/10/2016 on Rule 63 Roadhog and Junkrat 0
#16 - Play with this song: 06/04/2016 on Loli Boogey 0
#63 - No love for my waifu, Zarya. 05/22/2016 on Overwatch Wallpaper dump +1
#62 - Comment deleted 05/22/2016 on Overwatch Wallpaper dump 0
#24 - You're all wrong, it's Master of Orion 2. Nothing has come clo… 05/17/2016 on Best Space Games? 0
#2371 - **derves used "*roll picture*"** **derves rolled image ** 04/29/2016 on Your girlfriend pulls down... 0
#47 - Mate, I like monster girls as much as the next guy, but these … 04/28/2016 on Monster girl cosplay comp 0
#1 - That octopus one is a Blue-Ringed octopus. Small little guys, …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/02/2016 on Gif Dump - Part 78 +46
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#54 - catburglarpenis (04/02/2016) [-]
I just love the creatures of Australia m.youtube.com/watch?v=g3nR_4F1an

ADDY WHY CANT MOBILE USERS POST YOUTUBE CLIPS ANY MORE? WE GOT IT, WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU GOTTA TAKE OUT THE "m." FROM THE URL, I DONT THINK ANYONE WAS CONFUSED ABOUT THAT
#5 - xoyv (04/02/2016) [-]
just give it a kick and call it a knobhead
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#4 - addmyn (04/02/2016) [-]
Have a blue ring story. Buddy of mine does mangrove surveys. Involves him cutting up the buttress roots and surveying what animals live in them. Working in info pacific and found a white octopus in one. Wasn't displaying any signs of distress so he put it in his hand and played with it in a non harassing way for a bit until he carried it to a holding tank for a cephalopod expert to identify. Next day a colleague asked "who put the fucking blue ring in the generic holding tank." As they separate dangerous species and what not. Dude was literally playing with one of the deadliest creatures on earth and didn't realize it, as they display the rings only when distressed and about to fuck something up. Don't know what was more amazing. The fact he didn't die, or the fact the octopus was all "fuck yeah dude lets chill for a bit"
#30 - aerosol (04/02/2016) [-]
They're smart. They know a bro when they see one.
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#26 - myreadyassyolk (04/02/2016) [-]
Did he keep it? That'd be awesome to keep. Like having an aqua black mamba.
#2 - blueboysixnine (04/02/2016) [-]
Flamboyant cuttlefish and the blue ringed octopus are the only dangerous cephalopods and they are 1HKO. both are native to australian waters
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#49 - johrny (04/02/2016) [-]
Why am i not surprised that they belong to Australia....
#4 - Pretty sure you mean the EMPEROR of the subway!  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2016 on He's the king of the subway +124
#42 - anon (02/21/2016) [-]
Did I just hear "Emperor"?
#41 - blackoutonetwotwo (02/21/2016) [-]
Did someone mentioned EMPEROR!?
#8 - sharkicopter (02/21/2016) [-]
Nah, it's a king penguin.
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#31 - thepizzadevourer (02/21/2016) [-]
I didn't even know there was a King penguin before today. themoreyouknow.jpg
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#14 - drpenguinz (02/21/2016) [-]
as a penguin expert i will clear the situation up for you both.
actually, if you look close enough, its a penguin costume, not an actual penguin.
there is a human in there.
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#22 - haroldsaxon (02/21/2016) [-]
I won't believe such a preposterous claim without any more evidence backing it up.
#9 - tuhuar (02/21/2016) [-]
I came here to make the "Don't you mean Emperor" joke but now I'm glad I was late.
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