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Date Signed Up:4/20/2011
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#8 - That's pretty good 11/25/2014 on Feel like DJ 4dm1in +1
#1 - ******* loved Sonic Adventurs 2 on this thing 11/23/2014 on Final FantaSega 0
#1546 - Picture 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#15 - *Became the Minister of Healthcare Dutch Language mentio…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Couldn't save for Fatty Friday +9
User avatar #17 - iambartichello (11/13/2014) [-]
well she is a licensed doctor so she knows whats healthy for you, apparently she just doesn't do it herself.
#13 - Zwel met kanker*  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Dutch Fire +5
User avatar #15 - idontwannasignup (11/13/2014) [-]
zwel met Ebola, kanker is ouderwets.
#17 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
Jouw gezicht is ouderwets
User avatar #18 - idontwannasignup (11/13/2014) [-]
je moeder ook c:
User avatar #20 - lotengo (11/13/2014) [-]
schoten afgevuurd
User avatar #24 - idontwannasignup (11/14/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *toeters in achtergrond*
#1092661 - go crazy Metro 2033 11/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#28 - >Bass >Master race >ISHYGDDT 11/07/2014 on Pourman's bass 0
#1 - That really doesn't work  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Worth a try 0
#2 - iwillrulenorway (11/05/2014) [-]
...if you're as ugly as me
#10 - Nahyon (11/06/2014) [-]
sick
#8 - As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I ta…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Weird Al +23
User avatar #16 - saltyfries (10/28/2014) [-]
but that's just perfect for an Amish like me
you know I shun fancy things like electricity
User avatar #17 - hauntzor (10/28/2014) [-]
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows
User avatar #19 - saltyfries (10/28/2014) [-]
FOOL, and I've been milking so long that
even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
User avatar #20 - hauntzor (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
User avatar #21 - saltyfries (10/28/2014) [-]
but if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!
User avatar #49 - themanoffewwords (10/28/2014) [-]
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise!
It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise!
#51 - thiswasnttaken (10/28/2014) [-]
Mom's spaghetti
User avatar #31 - Ashtaroth (10/28/2014) [-]
It seems this cover is actually more popular than Gangster Paradise itself. I was at a bar a few months back, waiting on some friends. Something like a dozen black people walk in and take up at the bar. Dressed in the stereotypical thugwear, "nigga" every third word, the whole deal. Well after about 10 minutes, Gangster Paradise comes on the jukebox. "Ohhhhhh Heeelll yeah!" and such. But it's Al's voice that opens up and this whole group just goes nuts. Every last one of them was singing along. The whole damn place ended up involved. Customers, bartenders, waitresses, all yelling "No phone, no lights, no motor cars...". It was like some sort of high school musical shit. When it was over I heard somebody at a table near mine say "I wasn't expecting that." One of the black dudes at the bar turns and says "Nigga, Weird Al's the shit! Muthafukka took gold and made it platinum! Some alchemy shit right there!"
#24 - Womens Study Major (10/28/2014) [-]
Way back when I was a little bitty boy
#4 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Where's the goddamn baby oil +3

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User avatar #60 to #59 - derus (06/25/2014) [-]
PRAISE THE LORD I GOT A MOOSE!
User avatar #61 to #60 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
#58 to #57 - derus (06/23/2014) [-]
love you too honey
User avatar #54 - friendlynuke (01/22/2014) [-]
You are a apparently an "old fart"

I was supposed to pass that onto you. Thank you for your time
User avatar #53 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
you're an old fart
#52 - Womens Study Major (01/22/2014) [-]
you're an old fart
User avatar #51 - pongldr (01/22/2014) [-]
old fart lol
User avatar #50 - joshlol (01/22/2014) [-]
you're an old fart
#27 - derus (08/12/2012) [-]
**derus rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Mental Status **
#24 - derus (06/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#21 - hawkeyesdracule (02/27/2012) [-]
En OP delivers

<- Geen handschoenen

V was vrijgeraakt tijdens een explosie in een instelling voor het testen van (dodelijke) dingen op mensen.
#23 to #53 - hawkeyesdracule (02/27/2012) [-]
Voor een reden heb ik een 2 minuten limiet voor acounts
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User avatar #18 to #18 - derus (09/12/2011) [-]
lol
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User avatar #15 to #14 - derus (09/05/2011) [-]
I can't see ****
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User avatar #6 to #5 - derus (09/02/2011) [-]
da fuq
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