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Date Signed Up:3/09/2012
Last Login:12/07/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#2639
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#133 - You have a quality mayor. 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +2
#42 - Nice dress dude. Needs better shoes, though.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #109 - NinjaKnight (07/21/2013) [-]
My friend(not in the picture) was able to supply the dress, but nothing else.
#35 - Wow. I just showed off my Trinidadian skills of Rum, Curry…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #38 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Impressive

Well then, well met, my Ontarian Brotherhood friend
#32 - soo.... how are you still alive, being a white guy in detroit?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #33 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I was inducted into the Brotherhood as an honorary black man

I endured several tasks given to me by one of the Brotherhood's higher ranking representatives

And then, once I was complete, they brought me in
User avatar #35 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Wow.
I just showed off my Trinidadian skills of Rum, Curry and Doubles making and became an honorary member and chef.
Then moved back to singhdale. (Brampton)
User avatar #38 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Impressive

Well then, well met, my Ontarian Brotherhood friend
#30 - Where do you live?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +2
User avatar #31 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
That's what I thought you were asking, but I was confused, seeing as you said "Hello, fellow Ontarian" prior to the question

Very south of Ontario, practically on the other side of the bridge to Detroit
User avatar #32 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
soo.... how are you still alive, being a white guy in detroit?
User avatar #33 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I was inducted into the Brotherhood as an honorary black man

I endured several tasks given to me by one of the Brotherhood's higher ranking representatives

And then, once I was complete, they brought me in
User avatar #35 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Wow.
I just showed off my Trinidadian skills of Rum, Curry and Doubles making and became an honorary member and chef.
Then moved back to singhdale. (Brampton)
User avatar #38 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Impressive

Well then, well met, my Ontarian Brotherhood friend
#27 - We have many different people here  [+] (7 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #28 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh.

So... what were you asking me, initially?
User avatar #30 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #31 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
That's what I thought you were asking, but I was confused, seeing as you said "Hello, fellow Ontarian" prior to the question

Very south of Ontario, practically on the other side of the bridge to Detroit
User avatar #32 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
soo.... how are you still alive, being a white guy in detroit?
User avatar #33 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I was inducted into the Brotherhood as an honorary black man

I endured several tasks given to me by one of the Brotherhood's higher ranking representatives

And then, once I was complete, they brought me in
User avatar #35 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Wow.
I just showed off my Trinidadian skills of Rum, Curry and Doubles making and became an honorary member and chef.
Then moved back to singhdale. (Brampton)
User avatar #38 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Impressive

Well then, well met, my Ontarian Brotherhood friend
#24 - We have the worlds greatest mayor, Hazel McCallion in Mississa…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #91 - dunkleosteus (07/21/2013) [-]
I heard mississauaga
User avatar #133 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
You have a quality mayor.
User avatar #26 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Still not reading ya
User avatar #27 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
We have many different people here
User avatar #28 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh.

So... what were you asking me, initially?
User avatar #30 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #31 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
That's what I thought you were asking, but I was confused, seeing as you said "Hello, fellow Ontarian" prior to the question

Very south of Ontario, practically on the other side of the bridge to Detroit
User avatar #32 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
soo.... how are you still alive, being a white guy in detroit?
User avatar #33 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I was inducted into the Brotherhood as an honorary black man

I endured several tasks given to me by one of the Brotherhood's higher ranking representatives

And then, once I was complete, they brought me in
User avatar #35 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Wow.
I just showed off my Trinidadian skills of Rum, Curry and Doubles making and became an honorary member and chef.
Then moved back to singhdale. (Brampton)
User avatar #38 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Impressive

Well then, well met, my Ontarian Brotherhood friend
#20 - Where in this Province of contrasts do you habitate, compadre?  [+] (13 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #21 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I don't understand what province of contrasts means

Could you dumb it down for me a bit?
User avatar #24 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
We have the worlds greatest mayor, Hazel McCallion in Mississauga, and Rob Ford, the druggie mayor in Toronto, and Susan Fennel, the highest paid mayor in the world, in my home town of Brampton.
User avatar #91 - dunkleosteus (07/21/2013) [-]
I heard mississauaga
User avatar #133 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
You have a quality mayor.
User avatar #26 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Still not reading ya
User avatar #27 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
We have many different people here
User avatar #28 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh.

So... what were you asking me, initially?
User avatar #30 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #31 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
That's what I thought you were asking, but I was confused, seeing as you said "Hello, fellow Ontarian" prior to the question

Very south of Ontario, practically on the other side of the bridge to Detroit
User avatar #32 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
soo.... how are you still alive, being a white guy in detroit?
User avatar #33 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I was inducted into the Brotherhood as an honorary black man

I endured several tasks given to me by one of the Brotherhood's higher ranking representatives

And then, once I was complete, they brought me in
User avatar #35 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Wow.
I just showed off my Trinidadian skills of Rum, Curry and Doubles making and became an honorary member and chef.
Then moved back to singhdale. (Brampton)
User avatar #38 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Impressive

Well then, well met, my Ontarian Brotherhood friend
#12 - Hello fellow Ontarian  [+] (15 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +3
User avatar #19 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Hello, friend
User avatar #20 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Where in this Province of contrasts do you habitate, compadre?
User avatar #21 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I don't understand what province of contrasts means

Could you dumb it down for me a bit?
User avatar #24 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
We have the worlds greatest mayor, Hazel McCallion in Mississauga, and Rob Ford, the druggie mayor in Toronto, and Susan Fennel, the highest paid mayor in the world, in my home town of Brampton.
User avatar #91 - dunkleosteus (07/21/2013) [-]
I heard mississauaga
User avatar #133 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
You have a quality mayor.
User avatar #26 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Still not reading ya
User avatar #27 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
We have many different people here
User avatar #28 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh.

So... what were you asking me, initially?
User avatar #30 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #31 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
That's what I thought you were asking, but I was confused, seeing as you said "Hello, fellow Ontarian" prior to the question

Very south of Ontario, practically on the other side of the bridge to Detroit
User avatar #32 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
soo.... how are you still alive, being a white guy in detroit?
User avatar #33 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
I was inducted into the Brotherhood as an honorary black man

I endured several tasks given to me by one of the Brotherhood's higher ranking representatives

And then, once I was complete, they brought me in
User avatar #35 - derpyhuman (07/21/2013) [-]
Wow.
I just showed off my Trinidadian skills of Rum, Curry and Doubles making and became an honorary member and chef.
Then moved back to singhdale. (Brampton)
User avatar #38 - doritomonster (07/21/2013) [-]
Impressive

Well then, well met, my Ontarian Brotherhood friend
#11 - William Heayn, 14, Brampton, Ontario  [+] (9 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +4
User avatar #1657 - derpityhurr (07/22/2013) [-]
nigga
what intersection
User avatar #1660 - derpyhuman (07/22/2013) [-]
donna drive and conestoga nigga
User avatar #1674 - derpityhurr (07/22/2013) [-]
Damn, Downtown ey? Im about 15 min away by car
User avatar #1677 - derpyhuman (07/22/2013) [-]
Thought downtown was on Queen.
User avatar #1679 - derpityhurr (07/22/2013) [-]
Eh, close enough, youre right by it
User avatar #1680 - derpyhuman (07/22/2013) [-]
can i get pics?
User avatar #1683 - derpityhurr (07/22/2013) [-]
of what
User avatar #1684 - derpyhuman (07/22/2013) [-]
yo face
User avatar #1694 - derpityhurr (07/22/2013) [-]
check first page
#12 - Picture 07/21/2013 on Photo bombing Level: Bomb +2
#61 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Loop Zoop +19
#616 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +19
#20 - That's essentially how my father broke his back. 07/17/2013 on Looks perfectly safe to me 0
#36 - That kid looks like somebody ripped a childs beating heart out… 07/17/2013 on The look on that kid's face.. 0
#68 - I'm Ontarian. 07/16/2013 on Canadian Death 0
#10 - Wow! 5 whole UPS?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2013 on 4chan, not all that bad +25
#84 - Scopefiend (07/15/2013) [-]
Gee willikers
#15 - tehphire (07/14/2013) [-]
hey its not funny i know a guy who injected 5 whole ups and almost died
User avatar #102 - hystericalparoxysm (07/15/2013) [-]
I know a guy who injected so many ups he got downs.
#60 - cresel (07/15/2013) [-]
i knew i guy once that took 6 downs he is now potato
#20 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#36 - tehphire (07/15/2013) [-]
oh god don't even get me started on Canada Posts
#5 - **derpyhuman rolls 10** Fighting an octobearshark gang at th… 07/14/2013 on gg 4chan 0
#60 - Two and a half Dollars CAD 07/14/2013 on GAB3N 0
#7 - Do you have Steam?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on juggernog's profile 0
User avatar #8 - juggernog (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I do, my name is Lg_Hydra.
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Canadian Death -2
#40 - jimjimmerson (07/12/2013) [-]
Canada would like to build a wall around your province (just on the our side of the border) in return we will give you sea water and sharks. How's about enough to put your shitty province under 30 feet of the Atlantic?
User avatar #68 - derpyhuman (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm Ontarian.
#19 - watergate (07/12/2013) [-]
WUT ABOUT DA TRAINS??...........................................................
User avatar #22 - iamundecided (07/12/2013) [-]
It looks like a small nuclear weapon was detonated only in that block. Everything's completely levelled. And then the fumes will probably make their way to Montréal. Hoorayyyyyy
#41 - jimjimmerson (07/12/2013) [-]
North Korea attack Quebec. Canada doesn't mind.
#16 - 36 hours later, they found him sobbing on the street in front … 07/12/2013 on Marriage Bot +20
#593 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage 0
#22053 - wubwub 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +3
#45 - Many, in fact. They all just have sound systems that screa… 07/08/2013 on Well...do they? +2
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#141 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #142 to #141 - derpyhuman (06/25/2014) [-]
it's blue

da ba dee da ba die
#132 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
hatass
User avatar #116 - instalation ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Bleh. He ended up saying not to post it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - instalation ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
He says only the two of us should enjoy it.
#119 to #118 - derpyhuman (04/04/2013) [-]
WHY DIDN'T I SAAAAAAAAAVE
WHY DIDN'T I SAAAAAAAAAVE
#120 to #119 - instalation ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh? Did you like it that much? I can ask if he'll let me post it if you'd like!
User avatar #122 to #121 - instalation ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Sorry. He says no.
User avatar #123 to #122 - derpyhuman (04/05/2013) [-]
**** .

Well, give him my respect, and if it's appropriate, tell him he's a good artist.
User avatar #124 to #123 - instalation ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
"Well, tell him I appreciate the feedback and that I'm glad he liked my art. ^^"

He said I could post it also, but I know deep down he'd rather I don't. So I won't. Sorry ;-;
User avatar #125 to #124 - derpyhuman (04/05/2013) [-]
Alright, that's fine.
#109 - mechagodzirra **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #110 to #109 - derpyhuman (03/12/2013) [-]
indeed I do.
#111 to #110 - mechagodzirra **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #112 to #111 - derpyhuman (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm fine with that
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