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Consoles Owned: X-box 360, X-box
Video Games Played: Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System, Space Marine, Halo Reach, Modern Warfare 2, Portal, Portal 2, Supreme Commander 2, Baulder's Gate 2, Assassin's Creed, Starwars Knights of the Old Republic, other shit.
X-box Gamertag: A Darkwolf
Date Signed Up:5/29/2012
Location:Clearly not working
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5233
Comment Ranking:#2758
Highest Content Rank:#3457
Highest Comment Rank:#2680
Content Thumbs: 967 total,  1175 ,  208
Comment Thumbs: 5907 total,  6973 ,  1066
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 78 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:10
Content Views:104605
Times Content Favorited:109 times
Total Comments Made:4772
FJ Points:1147
Favorite Tags: age (6) | comp (6) | dragon (6) | fact (6) | mages (2)
I have been described as "The illegitimate love child of The Heavy Weapons Guy and FemMedic" from Team Fortress 2. If I had a medical license, I would surely lose it.

Warhammer 40k is my favorite Science-Fiction universe, while Mass Effect comes in second, and Singularity comes in third.

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latest user's comments

#41 - But that says Catalina, not Catarina. 2 hours ago on If you know 0
#86 - Picture 14 hours ago on Anon reads a book +1
#242 - I was just trying to be nice. 05/04/2015 on Transgendered 0
#221 - Like you but the opposite way.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Transgendered 0
User avatar #222 - evilanakie (05/04/2015) [-]
oh
i dont get why people are like oh youre trans here come talk trans things with someone the opposite to you
User avatar #273 - whiterabit (05/04/2015) [-]
Because we're obviously a collective
#242 - derpwolf (05/04/2015) [-]
I was just trying to be nice.
User avatar #224 - satrenkotheone (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh...
User avatar #225 - evilanakie (05/04/2015) [-]
we can still talk
maybe hook up and do a body switch
User avatar #226 - satrenkotheone (05/04/2015) [-]
You'd be rather disappointed with that I think.

Talk? Talking's good. Beats doing nothing.
User avatar #228 - evilanakie (05/04/2015) [-]
still better than what ive got going
so hows youre day
ive been arguing gender things
#216 - I think the problem here is that there are transgender people … 05/04/2015 on Transgendered 0
#213 - You might want to talk to satrenkotheone.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Transgendered 0
User avatar #220 - evilanakie (05/04/2015) [-]
who the fucks that
#221 - derpwolf (05/04/2015) [-]
Like you but the opposite way.
User avatar #222 - evilanakie (05/04/2015) [-]
oh
i dont get why people are like oh youre trans here come talk trans things with someone the opposite to you
User avatar #273 - whiterabit (05/04/2015) [-]
Because we're obviously a collective
#242 - derpwolf (05/04/2015) [-]
I was just trying to be nice.
User avatar #224 - satrenkotheone (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh...
User avatar #225 - evilanakie (05/04/2015) [-]
we can still talk
maybe hook up and do a body switch
User avatar #226 - satrenkotheone (05/04/2015) [-]
You'd be rather disappointed with that I think.

Talk? Talking's good. Beats doing nothing.
User avatar #228 - evilanakie (05/04/2015) [-]
still better than what ive got going
so hows youre day
ive been arguing gender things
#39 - Breadsticks, no contest. 05/01/2015 on Breadsticks 0
#47 - Whatever. It looks kind of edited there. 05/01/2015 on I'm sure we all relate 0
#41 - Notice that under the blue it says "Delivered." Gene…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on I'm sure we all relate 0
User avatar #46 - deathbyknish (05/01/2015) [-]
Correction: it says delivererve
User avatar #47 - derpwolf (05/01/2015) [-]
Whatever. It looks kind of edited there.
#33 - My therapist keeps asking me if I'm gay even though I've… 05/01/2015 on Lol 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #480 to #479 - derpwolf ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Yay
User avatar #481 to #480 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Thats Rose BTW, don't worry her stinker is taken out and she is a good guard skunk . As long as she gets lots of cuddles and snacks.
User avatar #476 - walcorn (03/19/2015) [-]
When does part 5 of ur Dragon age comps come out?
I really like them
#477 to #476 - derpwolf ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
A bunch of stuff suddenly came up at once so I had to take a break. I do have some free time today though, so I can probably get it out today or tomorrow.   
 I didn't know someone important was reading them.
A bunch of stuff suddenly came up at once so I had to take a break. I do have some free time today though, so I can probably get it out today or tomorrow.
I didn't know someone important was reading them.
#475 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Japan did nothing wrong.
User avatar #474 - keatontheghostfox (01/26/2015) [-]
Yo you OK friend?
User avatar #465 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I thought you were dead.
User avatar #466 to #465 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm around. Just doing school stuff.
User avatar #457 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Hello, darkness my old friend.
#454 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Your Courier is a cannibalistic slaving slut. Mine is a post-apocalyptic Simo Hayha.
#455 to #454 - derpwolf ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Mine gets things done with little to no collateral damage or fighting. Speech 100. Mmhm.
#456 to #455 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Speech will inevitably be put to different uses.
#451 - krasnogvardiech (04/27/2014) [-]
Check this shiznit.
#429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
'Ere we go.
#430 to #429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
Another one for prosperity.
User avatar #428 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Hi
#423 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Slept late. How are you?
#424 to #423 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Ornstein is coolio. I just noticed he was part of your profile and flagged you down. My afternoon has been good enough.
#425 to #424 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Could you elaborate on "Flagged me down"?
User avatar #426 to #425 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Got your attention. Poked you. Hailed you. Stopped your cab on the information superhighway.
User avatar #427 to #426 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Oh. That makes sense. Well it's nice to meet you.
User avatar #422 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Why am I getting annoyed at everything and everyone?
#416 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You should totally add me on steam so I can bother you non-stop.
User avatar #417 to #416 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Is your Steam name currently Erika?
User avatar #419 to #418 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
ehhehhehh.
#420 to #419 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You already have me on steam, don't you?

Reveal yourself!
User avatar #421 to #420 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Nope! I just sent you a request and searched for your name with the keyboard Satrenko. My search-engine skills are off the charts.
User avatar #174 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
Hey Derpy
just curious, do you use your FJ points?
User avatar #175 to #174 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
What the hell are those?
User avatar #176 to #175 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
on your profile just below the comment and content ranking, you got funnyjunk points for all the thumbs you earned
User avatar #177 to #176 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well clearly the answer is no, then.
User avatar #178 to #177 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
BAD DERPY
*kicks*
User avatar #179 to #178 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
What are they even for?
User avatar #180 to #179 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
just buying items from the auction house
User avatar #181 to #180 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
ghey.
User avatar #182 to #181 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
*hugs*
pretty please Derpy

PWEASE
User avatar #183 to #182 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Whuchu want?
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]


the FJ points pwease
User avatar #185 to #184 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You can have them, I guess. I don't know how to give them to you.
#143 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2013) [-]
Wolf! Take back Palaven with a Krysae rifle!
#144 to #143 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Everybody knows I can't hold a rifle properly.
#145 to #144 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2013) [-]
Here, you'll need this.
User avatar #136 to #135 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Do you even need to ask this question?
#137 to #136 - krasnogvardiech (11/12/2013) [-]
Sith 4 lyfe

... and now I realise that I have no suitable Sith imagery. Have this instead.
#129 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2013) [-]
BE ROUSING YOURSELF TOVARISCH
WE AM HAVING BOLSHEVIK ARMY TO LIFT
#127 - chewythewolftwo (08/26/2013) [-]
I like your username
I like your username
#128 to #127 - derpwolf ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Thank you.
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