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derpwolf

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Consoles Owned: X-box 360, X-box
Video Games Played: Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System, Space Marine, Halo Reach, Modern Warfare 2, Portal, Portal 2, Supreme Commander 2, Baulder's Gate 2, Assassin's Creed, Starwars Knights of the Old Republic, other shit.
X-box Gamertag: A Darkwolf
Date Signed Up:5/29/2012
Location:Clearly not working
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2364
Highest Content Rank:#3457
Highest Comment Rank:#1630
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Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 78 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:10
Content Views:105034
Times Content Favorited:109 times
Total Comments Made:5135
FJ Points:1918
Favorite Tags: age (6) | comp (6) | dragon (6) | fact (6) | mages (2)
I have been described as "The illegitimate love child of The Heavy Weapons Guy and FemMedic" from Team Fortress 2. If I had a medical license, I would surely lose it.

Warhammer 40k is my favorite Science-Fiction universe, while Mass Effect comes in second, and Singularity comes in third.

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latest user's comments

#17 - I'm going to borrow this.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on Suicide/Homicide +8
#18 - battlebrotherlayn (08/01/2015) [-]
Just make sure to handle it with protection.
#668 - Yeah this is probably accurate. 07/31/2015 on How hot are you out of /10 0
#667 - **derpwolf used "*roll 1, 1-10*"** **derpwolf rolls 03**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2015 on How hot are you out of /10 0
User avatar #668 - derpwolf (07/31/2015) [-]
Yeah this is probably accurate.
#12 - Barred Rocks that breed of chicken are assholes. 07/31/2015 on Chicken Shaming -2
#439 - **derpwolf rolled user blackxxstar ** You're an okay perso… 07/30/2015 on Compliment a user 0
#96 - The last time I recorded something I had an even ***… 07/30/2015 on FTL Tachyons 0
#92 - I really do. It could also be that I have a window unit keepin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2015 on FTL Tachyons +1
#94 - kingdaniel (07/30/2015) [-]
It's okay Lil nigga.
I just suppose you don't record stuff very often.
If you want to record stuff try search for a better mic and use a popfilter, and make sure you don't have fans or other noise makers running.
User avatar #96 - derpwolf (07/30/2015) [-]
The last time I recorded something I had an even shittier mic. It was just that nobody cared at the time. I'll probably get something better now though.
#19 - Tbh my microphone is pretty awful, but I don't have the … 07/30/2015 on FTL Tachyons +3
#133 - I was actually joking, I didn't expect you to answer. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Grimdark Humor +1
#137 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Of course I knew you were joking. I made a promise though, and I'm going to keep it.

Exactly that way, though - the Emperor's Children were so far into their ideals of perfection and flawlessness that jumping to Slaanesh was a no-brainer for them. At that point, the formerly loyal Astartes were so far along in their willingness to make themselves closer to perfection that murder would have been trifling an act to make.
#54 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Grimdark Humor +2
#55 - krasnogvardiech (07/29/2015) [-]

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Latest users (1): completefailure.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #503 - joshloljr (06/24/2015) [-]
i cant find my thing
#504 to #503 - derpwolf ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #505 to #504 - joshloljr (06/24/2015) [-]
i found it
User avatar #484 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
bruh
#486 to #484 - derpwolf ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
What is it, bruh?
User avatar #487 to #486 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I am short a player for a game that's three sessions in.

pathfinder. steampunk/dieslepunk/junkpunk fantasy setting. next session is tomorrow at 21:00 my time. it's currently 23:55 my time.

would you be interested.
#488 to #487 - derpwolf ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
**** yes I am down. What classes are allowed?
User avatar #489 to #488 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
literally anything except magi and psion classes.

reason why no magi: we already have two and it's my most hated class

reason why no psion: I'd rather not make the game unplayable.

third party classes and races are A-Okay.

PM me your skype
#482 - fazbear ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Hav dis.
Hav dis.
#483 to #482 - derpwolf ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
It's cute.
It's cute.
User avatar #480 to #479 - derpwolf ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Yay
User avatar #481 to #480 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Thats Rose BTW, don't worry her stinker is taken out and she is a good guard skunk . As long as she gets lots of cuddles and snacks.
User avatar #476 - walcorn ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
When does part 5 of ur Dragon age comps come out?
I really like them
#477 to #476 - derpwolf ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
A bunch of stuff suddenly came up at once so I had to take a break. I do have some free time today though, so I can probably get it out today or tomorrow.   
 I didn't know someone important was reading them.
A bunch of stuff suddenly came up at once so I had to take a break. I do have some free time today though, so I can probably get it out today or tomorrow.
I didn't know someone important was reading them.
#475 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Japan did nothing wrong.
User avatar #474 - keatontheghostfox (01/26/2015) [-]
Yo you OK friend?
User avatar #465 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I thought you were dead.
User avatar #466 to #465 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm around. Just doing school stuff.
User avatar #457 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Hello, darkness my old friend.
User avatar #485 to #457 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
>being a simo hayha in fallout

brother.
User avatar #490 to #485 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2015) [-]
What can I say? It's nice to watch heads pop.
User avatar #491 to #490 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
tagged skills and first things maxed, nearly 80% of the time: sneak, firearms, lockpick
User avatar #492 to #491 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2015) [-]
#thuglyfe
User avatar #493 to #492 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I am running around with a maxed character on NV, doing some minor things like killing the legendary creatures and the like. I killed the bloatfly without issue, have killed the legendary nightstalker (underwhelming fight. animal friend OP)
User avatar #494 to #493 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2015) [-]
I'm currently grinding and modding Skyrim till either it dies, or I die. Whichever comes first.
User avatar #495 to #494 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
install NV right now, get NVSE, then check this **** :

Unforgiving Wasteland, Project Nevada
User avatar #496 to #495 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2015) [-]
Already have them all except for Unforgiving Wasteland.
User avatar #497 to #496 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
cazaclaws.
User avatar #500 to #499 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2015) [-]
Maybe later. Chuck a Skyrim mod or two my way and you'll have my interest.
User avatar #502 to #501 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2015) [-]
Interesting concept, but I'd probably end up spamming it and making every single fight boring as **** .
#454 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Your Courier is a cannibalistic slaving slut. Mine is a post-apocalyptic Simo Hayha.
#455 to #454 - derpwolf ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Mine gets things done with little to no collateral damage or fighting. Speech 100. Mmhm.
#456 to #455 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Speech will inevitably be put to different uses.
#451 - krasnogvardiech (04/27/2014) [-]
Check this shiznit.
#429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
'Ere we go.
#430 to #429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
Another one for prosperity.
User avatar #428 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Hi
#423 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Slept late. How are you?
#424 to #423 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Ornstein is coolio. I just noticed he was part of your profile and flagged you down. My afternoon has been good enough.
#425 to #424 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Could you elaborate on "Flagged me down"?
User avatar #426 to #425 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Got your attention. Poked you. Hailed you. Stopped your cab on the information superhighway.
User avatar #427 to #426 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Oh. That makes sense. Well it's nice to meet you.
User avatar #422 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Why am I getting annoyed at everything and everyone?
#416 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You should totally add me on steam so I can bother you non-stop.
User avatar #417 to #416 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Is your Steam name currently Erika?
User avatar #419 to #418 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
ehhehhehh.
#420 to #419 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You already have me on steam, don't you?

Reveal yourself!
User avatar #421 to #420 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Nope! I just sent you a request and searched for your name with the keyboard Satrenko. My search-engine skills are off the charts.
User avatar #174 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
Hey Derpy
just curious, do you use your FJ points?
User avatar #175 to #174 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
What the hell are those?
User avatar #176 to #175 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
on your profile just below the comment and content ranking, you got funnyjunk points for all the thumbs you earned
User avatar #177 to #176 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well clearly the answer is no, then.
User avatar #178 to #177 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
BAD DERPY
*kicks*
User avatar #179 to #178 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
What are they even for?
User avatar #180 to #179 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
just buying items from the auction house
User avatar #181 to #180 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
ghey.
User avatar #182 to #181 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
*hugs*
pretty please Derpy

PWEASE
User avatar #183 to #182 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Whuchu want?
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]


the FJ points pwease
User avatar #185 to #184 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You can have them, I guess. I don't know how to give them to you.
#143 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2013) [-]
Wolf! Take back Palaven with a Krysae rifle!
#144 to #143 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Everybody knows I can't hold a rifle properly.
#145 to #144 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2013) [-]
Here, you'll need this.
User avatar #136 to #135 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Do you even need to ask this question?
#137 to #136 - krasnogvardiech (11/12/2013) [-]
Sith 4 lyfe

... and now I realise that I have no suitable Sith imagery. Have this instead.
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