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#184980 - my city is 60% south asian  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #184981 - nigalthornberry (05/22/2015) [-]
Like that makes a difference
#184978 - i made a film case's lid pop off with water and an alka seltze…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #184984 - derpityhurr (05/22/2015) [-]
o wait
this was chemistry tho
#184977 - what to write as relevant skills for a Starbucks application  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #185003 - titsmccracken (05/22/2015) [-]
Starbucks will hire inexperienced or no experience. Mostly they are seeking friendliness, the ability to multitask, basic math, honesty, and company loyalty. The question most applicants mess up on is company theft. If you see another employee stealing what do you do? The correct answer is tell your boss and let them handle it.
I used to work for them and was promoted to shift manager before I quit to become a bartender.
User avatar #184979 - nigalthornberry (05/22/2015) [-]
You talk to a lot of white girls
User avatar #184980 - derpityhurr (05/22/2015) [-]

my city is 60% south asian
User avatar #184981 - nigalthornberry (05/22/2015) [-]
Like that makes a difference
#184825 - pretty sure they give you juice and something else sugary to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #184837 - titsmccracken (05/20/2015) [-]
Juice and cookies!
#636741 - preach 05/12/2015 on Pokemon 0
#184132 - ty 05/11/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#636679 - sootopolis you filthy casual  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #636680 - supertanto (05/11/2015) [-]
ye that one
#149805 - hes a good rapper but his music is a bit boring for some reason 05/11/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#184087 - the cold might just be from sweat actually, and the shaking mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #184089 - erikus (05/11/2015) [-]
never happened to me, but thats reasonable.

I mean when I sweat its hot as fuck so that may be why I'm not cold. But its true this happens when you get sick.
#184085 - While playing some video games i start shaking and feeling a l…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #184129 - supertanto (05/11/2015) [-]
It's AIDs
Grats m8
User avatar #184132 - derpityhurr (05/11/2015) [-]
ty
User avatar #184086 - erikus (05/11/2015) [-]
That's not really normal m8. First see if its caused cause of enviroment (an opened window or smth). If not, maybe ask a doctor? You can get the "shaking leg" thing, but cold and general shaking? hell no
User avatar #184087 - derpityhurr (05/11/2015) [-]
the cold might just be from sweat actually, and the shaking might just be a result of the cold feeling
dam i solved my own problem
User avatar #184089 - erikus (05/11/2015) [-]
never happened to me, but thats reasonable.

I mean when I sweat its hot as fuck so that may be why I'm not cold. But its true this happens when you get sick.
#184084 - craigslist? if youre in Canada, kijiji is more used  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #184092 - confusedasian (05/11/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm Floridian.
User avatar #184130 - supertanto (05/11/2015) [-]
Sorry
#184077 - maybe a very, very slight delay but if your source 1, source 2… 05/11/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#184002 - i follow that chick on instagram, pretty cash also just wa… 05/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#303 - mention me fam 05/10/2015 on Morbid Photographs #2 0
#149649 - fire emojis for days 05/09/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#636599 - is this the supertanto board yet  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #636609 - kyouko (05/08/2015) [-]
Probably. Sadly.
User avatar #636628 - docxy (05/09/2015) [-]
Then good news
Im back
User avatar #636606 - alicorn (05/07/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #636602 - supertanto (05/07/2015) [-]
basically
gets kinda lonely
#149511 - Cherry Bomb pretty great bruh 05/07/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#54 - took a bit of searching, thought it was a few other chicks at first 05/07/2015 on Nurse 0
#52 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Nurse +11
#83 - Monopolus (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #78 - assrocket (05/07/2015) [-]
I thought it was going to be a bullshit link but: 10/10 would stalk
User avatar #72 - theite (05/07/2015) [-]
a little creepy sure, but DAYUM!
User avatar #71 - sphincterface (05/07/2015) [-]
Holy shit she got even hotter.
#53 - halor (05/07/2015) [-]
bless you derpity
User avatar #54 - derpityhurr (05/07/2015) [-]
took a bit of searching, thought it was a few other chicks at first
#149451 - those are like louis vuittons or something 05/07/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#183756 - ask your doctor 05/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#183748 - Dunno about where you are but in Ontario you can join an appre…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #183749 - alcutyabalsoff (05/07/2015) [-]
I'm in the UK. We have those kind of things over here as well, It seems like one of the better options for me, I'm just trying to find something that I'll be interested in and stick with. And don't worry I'm seriously considering shaving now.
#636363 - sure 04/27/2015 on Pokemon 0
#24 - its a travel to toss the ball to yourself bruh 04/24/2015 on Spiderman +1
#182409 - Does anyone else's faps feel way better when lying down?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #182447 - advicedude (04/25/2015) [-]
I'm either sitting back or laying down. The strength of the orgasm depends but I'm don't think position matters. It's only for comfort.
#182428 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
I do it standing up. What kind of freak does it lying down?

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User avatar #1426 - rokkarokkaali (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1544 - awesomerninjathing (07/13/2015) [-]
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE...
User avatar #1536 - ayumu ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
you shuld make all the voting options for best nickname b0ss
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - derpityhurr (09/21/2014) [-]
wow, b0ssy
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - ayumu ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I am da b0ss ya know
User avatar #1531 - derpityhurr (08/25/2014) [-]
Monday August 25
3x10 deadlifts
3x10 pulldowns
3x10 low row
3x10 shrugs forward & back
3x10 incline reverse fly
User avatar #1532 to #1531 - derpityhurr (08/29/2014) [-]
Thursday August 28
3x10 squat (low weight)
4x10 lying leg curl machine
3x10 single leg weighted calf raise (on ground) (3x10 per leg)
3x10 weighted lunge (low weight)
30 off-ground calf raises (was till failure)
3x10 resistance band leg curls (didnt really work)
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - derpityhurr (08/30/2014) [-]
did 3x10 Back extension machine too
User avatar #1529 - makotoitou (08/24/2014) [-]
ahaha faggot
User avatar #1526 - derpityhurr (08/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1527 to #1526 - derpityhurr (08/09/2014) [-]
im cool
User avatar #1525 - derpityhurr (07/14/2014) [-]
female amusement-systemfemale amusement-system
#1523 - littlewaynebball (04/21/2014) [-]
i'd appreciate it if you didn't use me as your avatar, thank you very much
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - derpityhurr (04/21/2014) [-]
thats just too bad
User avatar #1522 - ecomp (02/22/2014) [-]
I lost my mod powers
User avatar #1540 to #1522 - derpityhurr (09/28/2014) [-]
ahha faggot
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - ecomp (09/28/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1510 - totodigatr (02/15/2014) [-]
Hey, what was the difference between buying Minecraft and downloading cracked again?
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - derpityhurr (02/15/2014) [-]
Cant play on servers
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
did you get it?
User avatar #1517 to #1516 - totodigatr (02/18/2014) [-]
Too expensive bro
User avatar #1519 to #1518 - totodigatr (02/18/2014) [-]
That's the food of a month
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
***** wat
thats not even enough if you eat mcdonalds daily
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - totodigatr (02/18/2014) [-]
McDonalds is too fancy
User avatar #1508 - whiteniggers (02/15/2014) [-]
Alright then... These are all the Shiny Legends I've collected, that I'd like help with:

o Kyurem - Brave o Kyurem - Quiet
o Kyurem - Quiet o Latios - Quiet
o Latias - Sassy o Genesect - Hasty
o Regirock - Relaxed o Regice - Sassy
o Registeel - Sassy o Regigigas - Brave
o Ho-Oh - Sassy o Lugia - Sassy
o Cobalion - Relaxed o Terrakion - Brave
o Virizion - Sassy o Mew - Modest
o Mewtwo - Modest o Azelf - Quiet
o Uxie - Sassy o Mesprit - Quiet
o Cresselia - Sassy o Heatran - Quiet
o Tornadus - Quiet o Thundurus - Quiet
o Landorus - Brave o Dialga - Quiet
o Palkia - Quiet o Giratina - Brave

I have Reshiram and Zekrom for the Kyurems if that can help them too. I'd also like some help with an Arceus moveset. Thanks for helping, I know it's a lot.
User avatar #1512 to #1508 - derpityhurr (02/15/2014) [-]
Brave Kyurem: Roost, and physical moves like Outrage, Fusion Bolt, Stone Edge
Quiet Kyurems: Roost, Draco Meteor/Pulse, Ice Beam, Earth Power
Latios: Draco Meteor/Pulse, Psyshock, Surf, Roost
Latias: Dragon Pulse, Psyshock, Roost, Surf
Genesect: Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Bug Buzz, Flamethrower
Regirock: Stone Edge, Earthquake, doesnt matter what else
Regice: Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, doesnt matter
Registeel: Rest, Sleep Talk, Curse, Iron Head
Regigias: Return, Stone Edge, Earthquake, something
Ho-oh: Sacred Fire, Roost/Recover, Brave Bird, Substitute
Lugia: Roost, Toxic, Substitute, Whirlwind
Cobalion: Sacred Sword, Stone Edge, Volt Switch, Stealth Rock
Terrakion: Close Combat, Stone Edge, Quick Attack, X-Scissor
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - whiteniggers (02/15/2014) [-]
did you work that out yourself or did you use an online thing? that's very helpful
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - derpityhurr (02/15/2014) [-]
myself, just used a list of the natures
User avatar #1509 to #1508 - whiteniggers (02/15/2014) [-]
Layout went to **** , let me know if you want me to send it again but neater
User avatar #1500 - supertanto (11/07/2013) [-]
ecomp news.yahoo.com/tyrannosaur-discovered-southern-utah-195305192.html
since i can't message you or post it on your or my wall
User avatar #1504 to #1500 - ecomp (11/08/2013) [-]
Old news, saw it yesterday.
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - supertanto (11/08/2013) [-]
2fast4me
User avatar #1499 - rokkarokkaali (10/15/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolled a random comment #4149787 posted by zzRedzz at Friendly ** :
See ya
User avatar #1445 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Hello fellow brown person
User avatar #1534 to #1445 - derpityhurr (09/21/2014) [-]
r u doing wrestling again
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Yea, season starts in a month-ish
User avatar #1486 to #1445 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
>implying youll go to college
User avatar #1487 to #1486 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I have a white middle class family. So yeah.
User avatar #1502 to #1487 - supertanto (11/07/2013) [-]
>bought our house for 1,200,000
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - bladeboy ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #1490 to #1488 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
You getting X or Y fag?
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
probably Y cause yes
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I just like the legendary and the new mew. MegaZard X looks badass, but megamew looks ******* retarded.
User avatar #1494 to #1493 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
How the hell have you not heard of these?
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
by avoiding it
User avatar #1496 to #1495 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #1497 to #1496 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]

buy pls
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
>brampton

not going near that place
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Feels masterrace man
User avatar #1466 to #1445 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
I saw one listing of a Pokemon X 3DS with the drawings of the legendarys on it for 60 bucks
the ****** removed it after i emailed him
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Find him derpitty. That's too good of a deal to pass up.
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure it was a typo
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Challenge him to a fight for it.
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
but i dont wrestle
User avatar #1471 to #1470 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Bring your friends.
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
i dont want to kill him
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
But you do want a cheap 3ds, do you not?
User avatar #1474 to #1473 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
i bet hes a neckbeard with pounds of muscle hanging off his flab
User avatar #1501 to #1474 - supertanto (11/07/2013) [-]
that's hawt
User avatar #1475 to #1474 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Bring your mom along then. The sight of a female will confuse him.
User avatar #1476 to #1475 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
good idea

Should I get a R4 card for the 3DS too? The only two games ill probably play are tetris and pokemon and the ad im looking at already has tetris installed on the ds
User avatar #1477 to #1476 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
What the **** is r4?
User avatar #1478 to #1477 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
it lets you use roms on your ds
User avatar #1479 to #1478 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Yea, get it. Free games 4 life
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
are pokemon x/y roms around yet?
User avatar #1481 to #1480 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
No. I heard 3ds games are very hard to emulate.
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
The roms are still made but yeah, theres no computer emulator for them
itll probably take a bit for the roms to get around
User avatar #1483 to #1482 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
**** the roms. I aint no broke ass ***** .
User avatar #1484 to #1483 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
yes you are
thats why youre still in milton
User avatar #1485 to #1484 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
> Bought our house for 400k
> Can easily sell it for 600k

Feels ******* great man. Parents might sell it when I head out to college.
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I live in Milton. I'm pretty much brown.
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
still
you still wrestle?
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
r u tuff
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
yea m8, ive ben hittin the jim
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
nice
I havent gotten any taller tho
cri
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
how tal r u?
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
5'8''
wanna be like 6'0''
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Were like the same height. Were taller than the average french man.
User avatar #1456 to #1455 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
i guess thats a positive
You make it into ROPSAA or whatever?
User avatar #1457 to #1456 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
OFSSA


Nah, wrestling was cancelled last year because of the teacher strike.
User avatar #1458 to #1457 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
oh yeah
I need to make the basketball team this year, i dont even know when it starts though
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Wrestling starts in like a week, ****** ballin
User avatar #1460 to #1459 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
lucky ******
You have today off school too?
User avatar #1461 to #1460 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Might go to the midnight release for X & Y, but I didnt pre-order it, hopefully they'll have some copies. Gotta get a 3ds first though.
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
I need one too, ima put up an ad on Kijiji for my DSi once my camera is charged
Thereve been ads for 90 dollar ones

Id get that one but the guy is pretty far, maybe you could
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
**** ***** , pick up in Malton? and 80 bucks.

I also have a retro videogame store 5 minutes away that has used systems. Gonna swing over there today.
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, its really cheap

Theres a small store near me too so i might check it out
I need to sell my DSi first, ill probably get like $100 for it and my R4 card
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - bladeboy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Just sent the dude a email. Hopefully he's not some creepy **** .
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - mayormilkman (09/15/2013) [-]
wait

I think it's rokkarokkaali.
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - rokkarokkaali (09/16/2013) [-]
is me
stole his name because i can
#1441 - rokkarokkaali (09/11/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolled a random comment #13 posted by felixjarl at Skyrim logic ** :
User avatar #1433 - ecomp (08/10/2013) [-]
y u unfriend me
User avatar #1434 to #1433 - derpityhurr (08/10/2013) [-]
cause youre a ******* fag ******
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - ecomp (08/10/2013) [-]
omg im go an hero by
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