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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: PC Xbone
Date Signed Up:3/13/2012
Last Login:11/29/2014
Location:australia
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Highest Content Rank:#1922
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Times Content Favorited:220 times
Total Comments Made:590
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#10 - no.. i have absolutely NO idea what you could possibly mean by… 14 hours ago on When you see it -1
#29 - **** what a cunt. i hope she goes to prison too 15 hours ago on Gender equality goes both... +1
#139 - >get wishes >wish to be a god >nothing really… 16 hours ago on Choice Games Channel! 0
#3253 - **derpish rolls 415,244,848** cmonnnn 999 999 999. gimme gooooold 17 hours ago on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#107 - for the coat, it said "you will not burn or freeze" … 11/27/2014 on OC 2 0
#39 - i would really like to know what she looks like. id also like … 11/26/2014 on Worth the read (retyped) 0
#29 - i could do that.. but im lazy. i only wanted to share my story…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Advice from /b/ 0
#30 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Sex is not like the laundry. Its not a job, it is fun and its supposed to give you the feeling of closeness and belonging.
I can guarantee you that you will not be a bad choice to work hard for what you want. If you want good sex, see a doctor.
#27 - ive been with a few chicks whom were kinda whores.. they have …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Advice from /b/ 0
#28 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Ah, sorry to hear that. Try to see a doctor if there is anything he can do to help.
You can also try tugging, which will "restore" some skin.
User avatar #29 - derpish (11/25/2014) [-]
i could do that.. but im lazy. i only wanted to share my story
im fine with how numb it is.. if it were sensitive, i wouldnt be able to last long at all..
#30 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Sex is not like the laundry. Its not a job, it is fun and its supposed to give you the feeling of closeness and belonging.
I can guarantee you that you will not be a bad choice to work hard for what you want. If you want good sex, see a doctor.
#9 - im circumcised and i experience hardly any sexual pleasure.. i…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Advice from /b/ 0
#26 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Most women don't know how to give a blowjob. If you want the ultimate blowjob experience, go see a gay guy.
User avatar #27 - derpish (11/25/2014) [-]
ive been with a few chicks whom were kinda whores.. they have given great BJ's. except for the fact i couldnt really feel anythnig and id get bored.
#28 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Ah, sorry to hear that. Try to see a doctor if there is anything he can do to help.
You can also try tugging, which will "restore" some skin.
User avatar #29 - derpish (11/25/2014) [-]
i could do that.. but im lazy. i only wanted to share my story
im fine with how numb it is.. if it were sensitive, i wouldnt be able to last long at all..
#30 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Sex is not like the laundry. Its not a job, it is fun and its supposed to give you the feeling of closeness and belonging.
I can guarantee you that you will not be a bad choice to work hard for what you want. If you want good sex, see a doctor.
#14 - karrotj (11/24/2014) [-]
yeah blowjobs kinda suck
#5 - i really want nintendo to make a browser and stick bowser all …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Spread em Wide Bowser +6
User avatar #33 - timmity (11/24/2014) [-]
Add themes to browser, the "Bowser Browsing experience" With grumbles for loading, roars for paged failing to load and those strange sexual grunts in varying forms for all other functions.

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#2 - agonix (05/25/2013) [-]
official master faggot 2013
User avatar #3 to #2 - ffffyou (01/30/2014) [-]
>tfw 2014
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