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#566 - you misspelled asked too :P  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2011 on Get This Kid a Medal! +3
User avatar #573 - lesnakeysnake (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh damn! D: I have been points taken off for years for not checking over my papers! :P
#81 - why hello there good sir, how's your day going ? :) 11/05/2011 on paranoidpanic's profile 0
#1 - R-E-P-O-S-T mista 09/12/2011 on I'm sleeping on the couch... 0
#866 - **derpettehurp rolls 8,568,009** idc ---> i win 09/10/2011 on FJ Psycho 0
#79 - unemployed? wut? why ? i just started with school few days …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2011 on paranoidpanic's profile 0
User avatar #80 - paranoidpanic (09/07/2011) [-]
unemployed because it's a summer job, and summer is over.
school will go by before you know it. dont worry too much.
and do try. if you enjoy vodka, and lemons... it is a wonderful mix.
#77 - hey bro, how r u ? :)  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2011 on paranoidpanic's profile 0
User avatar #78 - paranoidpanic (09/07/2011) [-]
ahh, not bad. Currently unemployed, waiting for responses from various places for employment. How are you, and what have you been up to?
User avatar #79 - derpettehurp (09/07/2011) [-]
unemployed? wut? why ?
i just started with school few days ago and it sucks, there are just too much new annoying professors (read: douchebags) but.. i think i just might handle it :P
and yeah.. nothing interesting happens here, so that's that :)
i still didn't try the vodka with lemons :D
User avatar #80 - paranoidpanic (09/07/2011) [-]
unemployed because it's a summer job, and summer is over.
school will go by before you know it. dont worry too much.
and do try. if you enjoy vodka, and lemons... it is a wonderful mix.
#12 - e, ma daj crkni i ne smaraj ljude s tim tvojim sranjima.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2011 on I Quit! 0
User avatar #13 - youneedtogodeeper (09/05/2011) [-]
aj muci idiote
#10 - e, nisam srbo govedo jedno, i ti se vredjas.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2011 on I Quit! 0
User avatar #11 - youneedtogodeeper (09/05/2011) [-]
ne seri govnaru i sta mi seres ovdje nesto odjebi u skoku
User avatar #12 - derpettehurp (09/05/2011) [-]
e, ma daj crkni i ne smaraj ljude s tim tvojim sranjima.
User avatar #13 - youneedtogodeeper (09/05/2011) [-]
aj muci idiote
#8 - e da, a mozes mi i malo popusiti kitu. 09/05/2011 on I Quit! 0
#7 - pwned.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2011 on I Quit! 0
User avatar #9 - youneedtogodeeper (09/05/2011) [-]
OPAAAAAAAA SRBO SE JAVIO HOCES DA SE VRIJEDJAMO A ?
User avatar #10 - derpettehurp (09/05/2011) [-]
e, nisam srbo govedo jedno, i ti se vredjas.
User avatar #11 - youneedtogodeeper (09/05/2011) [-]
ne seri govnaru i sta mi seres ovdje nesto odjebi u skoku
User avatar #12 - derpettehurp (09/05/2011) [-]
e, ma daj crkni i ne smaraj ljude s tim tvojim sranjima.
User avatar #13 - youneedtogodeeper (09/05/2011) [-]
aj muci idiote
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User avatar #71 - pechurka (09/02/2011) [-]
sup?
User avatar #58 - paranoidpanic (08/26/2011) [-]
So i just want to rub my alcohol proliferation in your face just a minute :P

right now im brewing a mix of wait for it...: Cherry jollyrancher, Mango (rum), Sicilian blood orange (vodka).

it will be the best thing since there was something to be better than.
#59 to #58 - derpettehurp (08/27/2011) [-]
other than that, happy for u! :) and jellyy :D
the high me says hi :D
User avatar #60 to #59 - paranoidpanic (08/27/2011) [-]
:D its delicious **** !!!

made another batch for the hurricane! lol
User avatar #61 to #60 - derpettehurp (08/27/2011) [-]
yeah, what's with that hurricane lol
there's always something happening there :P
User avatar #62 to #61 - paranoidpanic (08/27/2011) [-]
there's a hurricane because my bitch of an ex grilfriend actually wanted to see me. and even the GODS didnt want that to happen. so they cojured up a hurricane in her honor.
User avatar #63 to #62 - derpettehurp (08/27/2011) [-]
LOL! she's that bad ?
i gave that bitch a hurricane, bitches love hurricanes :P
User avatar #64 to #63 - paranoidpanic (08/27/2011) [-]
yeah... she's bad. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, im off from work today... and i found a recipe for homemade Lemon Vodka... i do love vodka... And lemons
User avatar #65 to #64 - derpettehurp (08/27/2011) [-]
oh my gosh, oh my gosh
why am i so jelly ?
User avatar #66 to #65 - paranoidpanic (08/27/2011) [-]
i can give you the lin if you want it. it takes 4 days to make.
User avatar #67 to #66 - derpettehurp (08/27/2011) [-]
yeah, sure, i'd love that :)
User avatar #69 to #68 - derpettehurp (08/27/2011) [-]
at first i was confuss
than i opened the page :)
why thank you good sir :D
and good luck with getting drunk in 4 days :)) lol
User avatar #70 to #69 - paranoidpanic (08/27/2011) [-]
well i have jollyrancher mixes for the next few days mixing and chilling.
User avatar #36 - paranoidpanic (08/17/2011) [-]
trust me, we all have times where we wish we can vanish to a magical place... its inevitable.
#37 to #36 - derpettehurp (08/18/2011) [-]
i know, i know :)  
  
and.. what kind of music do you listen to ?  
  
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE9Ku-I7No8  <--- so, here's something unrelated (one of my list of happy/retarded songs)
i know, i know :)

and.. what kind of music do you listen to ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE9Ku-I7No8 <--- so, here's something unrelated (one of my list of happy/retarded songs)
User avatar #39 to #37 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
what about you?
User avatar #40 to #39 - derpettehurp (08/18/2011) [-]
well... kinda the same :) Anything but pop, i really love SOAD, and lately i'm more into reggae and stuff
and.. reggae metal's something like.. Skindred maybe?
#41 to #40 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
exactly like skindred. and yes, SOAD is amazing.  
  
the last few CD's i got were both Tech n9ne, rap weird weird rap, but usually its all about rock
exactly like skindred. and yes, SOAD is amazing.

the last few CD's i got were both Tech n9ne, rap weird weird rap, but usually its all about rock
#42 to #41 - derpettehurp (08/18/2011) [-]
yeah baby.  
  
  
my friend listens to tech n9ne. he's good  
  
erm.. another reggae metal band please :) ?
yeah baby.


my friend listens to tech n9ne. he's good

erm.. another reggae metal band please :) ?
User avatar #43 to #42 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
zeroscape isnt bad.
#44 to #43 - derpettehurp (08/18/2011) [-]
why thank you good sir
#45 to #44 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
no problem dear madam
User avatar #46 to #45 - derpettehurp (08/18/2011) [-]
here's something. they're from my country. maybe u'll like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNwlagHRUOE

and also if u want check this out. (yes that's from roots bloody roots)
look at the atmosphere they're making, that's why i love them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_5RoUb_5-k

:)
User avatar #47 to #46 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
not bad on either count... just curious, what time is it there right now?
User avatar #48 to #47 - derpettehurp (08/18/2011) [-]
wondered the same. 9:55 pm, there?
User avatar #49 to #48 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
3:58pm, i thought i'd be much later for some reason.
User avatar #50 to #49 - derpettehurp (08/18/2011) [-]
so u waiting lunch nao :P
User avatar #51 to #50 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
nah, i eat lunch at about 12. i have my laptop at work lol
#52 to #51 - derpettehurp (08/19/2011) [-]
just wanted to give you a hug at the end of the day bud. (yeah 4 am)
#53 to #52 - paranoidpanic (08/19/2011) [-]
i was just like wtf its late there why did i get a notification!!
but fair enough.

closest i got lol
User avatar #54 to #53 - derpettehurp (08/19/2011) [-]
just got up, there's Dance Commander with our faces again.
User avatar #55 to #54 - paranoidpanic (08/20/2011) [-]
wait where?
User avatar #56 to #55 - derpettehurp (08/20/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2507645/What+does+FJ+really+look+like/


/if ur being sarcastic than sorry, but you must face the fact i'm coming from a night out an i'm totally looost ! :)
User avatar #57 to #56 - paranoidpanic (08/20/2011) [-]
lol, no i was serious, didnt check my inbox.. i AM about to post my picture tho.
User avatar #38 to #37 - paranoidpanic (08/18/2011) [-]
hah well its an extensive list, and hits two major extremes. everything from Rock, alternative, nu-metal, black metal, metal, rap, reggae metal, and some hardcore weird 'gangsta' rap... basically anything but pop.

#13 - paranoidpanic (08/12/2011) [-]
your friend invite
<=
User avatar #15 to #14 - derpettehurp (08/12/2011) [-]
well thank you good sir :D so, what's up ?
#17 to #15 - paranoidpanic (08/13/2011) [-]
what are you doing?
#16 to #15 - paranoidpanic (08/12/2011) [-]
sitting at work... like a boss... playing SC II
#18 to #16 - derpettehurp (08/13/2011) [-]
i dunno, i just got up and im browsing fj, and .. i actually found a interesting book yesterday so i might read it :)
but, for now.. just chillin
#19 to #18 - paranoidpanic (08/13/2011) [-]
noice, i'm a big fan of Stephen King myself. Just got his new book Under the Dome, and loved it btw, its infitely bigger than his other books though. still an easy read.
noice, i'm a big fan of Stephen King myself. Just got his new book Under the Dome, and loved it btw, its infitely bigger than his other books though. still an easy read.
User avatar #20 to #19 - derpettehurp (08/13/2011) [-]
yeah, actually i lied to you, all i did was go back in bed and i just got up now :)
i'm now reading some book called A long way down, by some Nick Hornby. I'm at the beginning and it's about 4 guys that don't know each other, they go on the top of the suicidal building at New Year's eve, ready to jump, but actually few minutes later they sit talking about each others lives and eating pizza.

and.. hmm... have you maybe watched the movie Perfume, a story about a murderer? :)
User avatar #21 to #20 - paranoidpanic (08/14/2011) [-]
im jealous, i can never sleep longer than 6 hours a day. my body wont let me, it's stupid like that.

i haven't but i would totally watch it. i love movies and stuff like that. im a bit on th weird side like that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - derpettehurp (08/14/2011) [-]
no, i'm jealous cuz i spend the biggest part of my day sleeping.

and about the movie, i thought you'd say yes. Nevermind, i was going to tell you to read the book first. you've got to read the ******* book, it's awesome :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - paranoidpanic (08/14/2011) [-]
heh, i wish i could sleep. it takes me about an hour to GET to sleep, then once asleep i have non-stop nightmares until i wake up. well not really nightmares, just unwanted dreams.

and i love reading books to the movies ive seen, the books are ALWAYS better.
User avatar #24 to #23 - derpettehurp (08/14/2011) [-]
well.. think about your happy place before you fall asleep :P Lol dunno

and yeah, you're right definitely. because with books, you make the movie and the pictures (in your head) yourself :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - paranoidpanic (08/14/2011) [-]
true story, my mind is endlessly creative. for better or worse.

its fine though i'll live with it. lol
User avatar #26 to #25 - derpettehurp (08/15/2011) [-]
I finished my book, it was quite interesting.

Btw you didn't tell me what's your name :)
User avatar #27 to #26 - paranoidpanic (08/15/2011) [-]
oh, my name is Scott. i just graduated from College heh, the real world sucks. lol

what is your name. and if you dont want it on your profile you can drop it in a message
User avatar #28 to #27 - derpettehurp (08/15/2011) [-]
nah. my name is Maya and nice to meet you Scott. :)
User avatar #29 to #28 - paranoidpanic (08/15/2011) [-]
nice to meet you too Maya. I'm from New York, where are you from.
User avatar #30 to #29 - derpettehurp (08/15/2011) [-]
O.o
i envy you. i'm from.. Macedonia. if you have ever heard lol
#31 to #30 - paranoidpanic (08/15/2011) [-]
Macedonia... like north of Greece?

Homeland of Alexander the Great? By far my favorite ruler of my favorite ancient kingdom.

#32 to #31 - derpettehurp (08/16/2011) [-]
oh.. **** that. i really don't find myself explaining this stuff/issues about Macedonia and Greece. So, there's a picture, and i live in Skopje the capital as you may see.
Homeland of Alexander.. well kinda, cause he was born in some place Pella, which was Macedonian that time, now it is in Greece :)

anyway, i wanted to ask you what do you do in free time when not on FJ and stuff. You have some kind of hobby or what ? :D
User avatar #33 to #32 - derpettehurp (08/16/2011) [-]
and it's pronounced like Skopye, not SkopJe with J. Just to say, cuz it'd sound awful :P
User avatar #35 to #33 - paranoidpanic (08/16/2011) [-]
how about you, what do you do in your free time and whatnot.
User avatar #34 to #33 - paranoidpanic (08/16/2011) [-]
well that is still awesome.

my free time consists of one of a few things.
During the summer i play baseball / softball, when needed to fill a spot / beach volleyball and work out.

other then that it's either Gaming or hanging out with my friends at their houses or at a bar.
User avatar #8 - Mrah (08/11/2011) [-]
sup :P
User avatar #9 to #8 - derpettehurp (08/11/2011) [-]
meh.. nothing, just chillin :) there?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Mrah (08/11/2011) [-]
listening to music...bored. Same old same old :|
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpettehurp (08/11/2011) [-]
what kinda music do you listen to ?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Mrah (08/11/2011) [-]
DnB and Dubstep mostly :D
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cookies? lol
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User avatar #1 - cheeseandcrackers (06/30/2011) [-]
Cheers for the add bro
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