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derpes

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: dan1994crystalpalace
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC, used to have many more
Video Games Played: RoboCraft, Minecraft, FIFA, Civilization, C&C, Skyrim, Fallout, GTA, can't afford many tbh
Date Signed Up:3/05/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:Saaaaaaaaff London
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#12853
Highest Content Rank:#8614
Highest Comment Rank:#972
Content Thumbs: 676 total,  760 ,  84
Comment Thumbs: 3883 total,  4137 ,  254
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 67 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 68 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:22298
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:317
FJ Points:4737
Live near the glorious shithole known as Croydon. Music is pretty much my life; love football and wanking.

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latest user's comments

#71 - Teresa's a funny name for you OP *obligatory OP is a fag…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on At least give her a chance +1
User avatar #74 - reican (07/24/2015) [-]
you don't need to state that it is obligatory, it already is.
#21 - "Humans kidnapped me, but I ended up flailing them and ca…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2015 on He exists +15
User avatar #46 - sirbustyabals (07/24/2015) [-]
I once made small cuts on my dick and put lemon juice on it. Then I licked my hand wet and covered it in salt. After that I jerked off to some torture porn, all while sitting naked on a pile of Legos.
#41 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Slapping a racist old lady.**
User avatar #34 - bruinslover (07/24/2015) [-]
how tough am i??

i went to work today...
#33 - ottoboys has deleted their comment.
User avatar #31 - alcoholicsemen (07/24/2015) [-]
**alcoholicsemen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**alcoholicsemen rolls Pissing on Gary Gygax's grave.** about this tough
#42 - vansword (07/24/2015) [-]
Pissing on the grave of the father of DnD? Goodness thats savage.
#24 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls 24-hour media coverage.** How tough am i? Im this tough.
#21 - I never thought I'd say this but Pewdiepie is a ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Pewdiepie v Egoraptor:... +1
#32 - nowthatsedgy (07/24/2015) [-]
guessing you're referring to this right?
#58 - I bought my ex a camo playsuit. She loves it so much she hasn'… 07/22/2015 on Dad +16
#30 - I thought I recognised her... 07/16/2015 on Grandma 0
#43 - Ah yes, I remember something very similar at the South African… 07/16/2015 on The Distinctive sound of +8
#33 - Can I have some ketchup on that please? 07/16/2015 on Who would upvote that? 0
#315 - Absolute madman 07/16/2015 on Cringe #54 0
#74 - You ******* what, mate? Want to start something? Yeah l… 07/16/2015 on WWVII +1
#109 - My mate, who is fully Irish, is one of the whitest people I've… 07/16/2015 on Tanning at the beach +1
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - erikus (01/11/2013) [-]
You are so mad that you waste your time coming to my profile and commenting in it.

Yeah, your point is totally valid. And your pic too, if that means that you can move your head to your butt.

User avatar #2 to #1 - derpes (01/11/2013) [-]
I suggest you take more english lessons if you want a half decent insult, mate.
User avatar #3 to #2 - erikus (01/11/2013) [-]
I suggest you to learn some other language so you can actually tell off someone about speaking yours ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - derpes (01/11/2013) [-]
I speak pretty decent German actually, mate ;) and besides, english ftw lmao
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