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#21 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
#37 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
"It always sounded like "Enzio" to me"
Are you fucking retarded or something?! Are you actually illiterate?!?
SUBTITLES exists for single-digit IQ fucktards like yourself, you know! They fucking say & display out his name out & loud not even 5 minutes into the game, when he's born!
Also, it WAS a common mistake to say "Enzio" instead of "Ezio" *(mainly because of the Enzo Ferarri model), but that was FUCKING SIX YEARS AGO, when people barely even heard of the character.
tl;dr - you have absolutely no reason to be so fucking stupid, especially since you yourself declare "I've been a fan of Assassin's Creed for a while now" - you're not a fan, you're just an illiterate faggot
#38 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Chill the fuck out
I don't usually play with subtitles on because I don't always have time to read them in the heat of playing. I already said I was wrong about his name so shut the fuck up about it. It's not that uncommon for people to misspeak his name considering there were a lot of very Italian names in the game. You act like getting his name wrong is a capital offense
#39 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
" It's not that uncommon for people to misspeak his name considering there were a lot of very Italian names in the game"
It IS uncommon for people who call themselves "fans" of a particular story (that is alo pretty known to the general public) to fuck names up. What next, Ash Ketchup from Tokemon? Kernip from Muppets? Dark Vader?
Also, the whole "I don't usually play with subtitles on because I don't always have time to read them" just convinced me that you ARE an illiterate cunt.
Hope you can actually read this post in the next 30 minutes. Dumbass.
"You act like getting his name wrong is a capital offense" - it is pretty much when you declare yourself a "fan". Now open your mouth wide, you deserve all this shit poured into it.
#95 - Rascal (04/21/2014) [-]
Wow dud shut up your being a dick OVER A MISSPELLED NAME!!!! Get a life!!!
#91 - grny (04/20/2014) [-]
#92 - tkfourtwoone (04/21/2014) [-]
"You gonna start crying over you computer now? Poor internet prick? Did you get bullied a lot at school that you have to freakout at nothing on the internet, and then freakout more at people who tell you to shut up because your being an asshole just to feel better about yourself?"
Seriously? Stop projecting your own issues onto others.
The only thing mildly related is the fact that HERE, in the circles where I grew up, you get BASHED for being A FUCKING MORON, not encouraged, like this little prick with his "Ohmahgehrd, I'm an AC fan, I totally love ENZIO" self-ownage.
But hey, keep being American! Remember, no
#96 - tkfourtwoone (04/21/2014) [-]
"I mean what happened to you that you feel so compelled to be a dick?"
I just happen to have ZERO tolerance for stupidity and hypocrisy. And misspelling the MAIN CHARACTER's name from a series you self-proclaim that you're a "fan" of, is both hypocritical AND stupid.
It's almost like saying "I'm a huge Zelda fan, I love her green clothes and playing with her!"
#93 - Rascal (04/21/2014) [-]
Wow your just pathetic go crawl back into your little hole
#40 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I can read quite well thank you, and I am a fan of the Assassin's creed series I just misspelled his name. It's not like I went "I'm a fan, Assassin's fork took place in France" I just misspelled a name for goodness sake. Not everyone plays with the subtitles on. It really isn't that big of a deal to misspell someone's name
#31 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I admit I had a lot of fun playing it, I thought it was a little more limited though. I enjoyed being able to climb and sneak about on rooftops and in AC4 the buildings were a bit too far to do that as easily as I might have liked (minor complaint at best) but the guard posts were always so annoying and I had to keep myself from using pistols because they made things too easy. AC4 was a very fun game though
#20 - badpeace (04/14/2014) [-]
If you are in it for the story and the amazing gameplay, go for AC2, preferably playing AC 1 before.
If you are in it for the amazing gameplay solely, you should just play AC4. It's a really good game, perhaps even better gameplay wise than the previous games. But if you want the story, you've got to play them in the correct order.
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