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derpdederp

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/26/2009
Last Login:5/11/2014
Location:america
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Content Thumbs: 5112 total,  5672 ,  560
Comment Thumbs: 827 total,  930 ,  103
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 182 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 183 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:1
Content Views:316784
Times Content Favorited:386 times
Total Comments Made:137
FJ Points:5713
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    Jerk Off Flow Chart Jerk Off Flow Chart
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    Blend in Turtle Blend in Turtle
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    A Day Alone at the House A Day Alone at the House
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    Drunk Submarine Drunk Submarine
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    Drunk Car Drunk Car
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    Clockwork Orange Faces Clockwork Orange Faces

latest user's comments

#39 - u can actually pay to **** her at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in…  [+] (5 replies) 03/26/2014 on Hi cumming, I'm Dad +23
#76 - DrPeppir (03/26/2014) [-]
And I live in Nevada....
#72 - slothmaster (03/26/2014) [-]
You mean, like.... from Cat house?
Sweet Jesus...
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#64 - itsmewaffle (03/26/2014) [-]
-books plane ticket internally-
#60 - jazzytheferret (03/26/2014) [-]
Wonder how much that runs...and does her dad/mom watch? might be kinda hot.
#136 - sedativechunk (03/27/2014) [-]
Don't ask how I know this, but I heard she charges around $2k an hour to be your personal whore. She actually has an email address where she personally answers, if you send her a legitimate inquiry about her services she will answer and give you a price. FYI, I heard if you send pics and she finds you attractive or you look like a good fuck, she'll give you a discount. I doubt she does people for free, though, especially if she has a boyfriend outside of her pron business.
Unless you're a wall street executive, you're probably better off getting your two minutes of satisfaction off her web videos instead. Also I would be terrified of getting an STD at a place like that, despite them doing STD checks and stuff.

hfw she makes $2,000/hour to be a human dartboard
#12 - pretty sure the original is coming home from camping... i dont…  [+] (1 reply) 02/18/2014 on Getting home from shopping 0
#13 - leec (02/18/2014) [-]
Or he could have bought a guitar and a bow and arrow when he went shopping
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