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|#1921 - i can believe that, for a while i was using my sister's bedroo… [+] (3 new replies)||11/29/2014 on /paranormal/||0|
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#1921 - derpbuddytwo (11/29/2014) [-]
i can believe that, for a while i was using my sister's bedroom as my own when she moved out, and after a while a regretted my decision because, among other things, my sister had a collection of porcelain dolls. i don't have autonophobia or anything like that, but something about a bunch of dolls staring at you can be creepy. especially when one of them was made to look like my sister as a special gift from a friend.
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|#1908 - also, i believe that i have a spirit animal now, nothing aweso… [+] (1 new reply)||11/27/2014 on /paranormal/||+1|
#1909 - andrakian (11/27/2014) [-]
Shit, losing animals that were with you for a while is tough.
A while ago, a cat appeared on my garden overnight. It was a female, blind, with an ugly hump on its back that made her jump like a rabbit instead of walking normally. No way that was a birth defect - someone must have beat her with enough force to break the backbone.
Maybe because of the blindness, it was one of the most affectionate cats I ever had. She would actively follow anyone that came nearby, sometimes "running" with so much enthusiasm that she ended smashing her head on a wall or furniture, and she always tried to stay close to someone, meowing and trying to follow if they got away.
One day she just... appeared dead on the garage, overnight. I have no idea what caused it, but I guess it was one of the strays of the neighbourhood.
|#1907 - well, i'd assume the dreams of animals are not much different …||11/27/2014 on /paranormal/||+1|
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