x
Click to expand

derpbuddytwo

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 667 total,  1049 ,  382
Comment Thumbs: 297 total,  432 ,  135
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 64 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 128 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:3
Content Views:109867
Times Content Favorited:25 times
Total Comments Made:684
FJ Points:1065
Favorite Tags: nostalgia (2) | scar (2)

Funny Text/Links

Funny Pictures

1 2 > [ 7 ]

YouTube Videos

1 2 > [ 9 ]

Funny Gifs

  • Views: 11572
    Thumbs Up 173 Thumbs Down 12 Total: +161
    Comments: 25
    Favorites: 9
    Uploaded: 12/14/13
    The King is Back! The King is Back!

latest user's comments

#136 - thank mr skeltal 03/09/2015 on A spooktacular compilation +2
#2106 - We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood. You only wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #2107 - fnafsfoxythefox (01/07/2015) [-]
'Cause Spooky, scary skeletons
shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
and just won't leave you be

Read more: Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons Lyrics | MetroLyrics
#30 - it's because, as a species, we humans are morbidly curious. Vs… 12/16/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 3 0
#1936 - Shrieking skulls will shock your soul, and seal your doom tonight  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #2090 - fnafsfoxythefox (01/01/2015) [-]
Spooky, Scary skeletons speak with such a screech, You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek.
User avatar #2106 - derpbuddytwo (01/07/2015) [-]
We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood. You only wishto socialize, but I don't think we should.
User avatar #2107 - fnafsfoxythefox (01/07/2015) [-]
'Cause Spooky, scary skeletons
shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
and just won't leave you be

Read more: Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons Lyrics | MetroLyrics
#1935 - granted i know none of them dolls are haunted or possessed, it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #1937 - ScottP (12/02/2014) [-]
Yeah it's that lifeless look that really messes with me
#1921 - i can believe that, for a while i was using my sister's bedroo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #1922 - ScottP (11/29/2014) [-]
Wow...that is wierd
User avatar #1935 - derpbuddytwo (12/02/2014) [-]
granted i know none of them dolls are haunted or possessed, it's just the way they stare constantly.
User avatar #1937 - ScottP (12/02/2014) [-]
Yeah it's that lifeless look that really messes with me
#1911 - for some reason, i got the whole "Creepy Clown Statue&quo…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #1912 - ScottP (11/27/2014) [-]
Well the statue wasn't big enough to be a living person, but it was creepy nonetheless
User avatar #1921 - derpbuddytwo (11/29/2014) [-]
i can believe that, for a while i was using my sister's bedroom as my own when she moved out, and after a while a regretted my decision because, among other things, my sister had a collection of porcelain dolls. i don't have autonophobia or anything like that, but something about a bunch of dolls staring at you can be creepy. especially when one of them was made to look like my sister as a special gift from a friend.
User avatar #1922 - ScottP (11/29/2014) [-]
Wow...that is wierd
User avatar #1935 - derpbuddytwo (12/02/2014) [-]
granted i know none of them dolls are haunted or possessed, it's just the way they stare constantly.
User avatar #1937 - ScottP (12/02/2014) [-]
Yeah it's that lifeless look that really messes with me
#1910 - unless you're like Wolvarine from X-Men, he had Adamantium in … 11/27/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#1908 - also, i believe that i have a spirit animal now, nothing aweso…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on /paranormal/ +1
#1909 - andrakian (11/27/2014) [-]
Shit, losing animals that were with you for a while is tough.

A while ago, a cat appeared on my garden overnight. It was a female, blind, with an ugly hump on its back that made her jump like a rabbit instead of walking normally. No way that was a birth defect - someone must have beat her with enough force to break the backbone.
Maybe because of the blindness, it was one of the most affectionate cats I ever had. She would actively follow anyone that came nearby, sometimes "running" with so much enthusiasm that she ended smashing her head on a wall or furniture, and she always tried to stay close to someone, meowing and trying to follow if they got away.

One day she just... appeared dead on the garage, overnight. I have no idea what caused it, but I guess it was one of the strays of the neighbourhood.
#1907 - well, i'd assume the dreams of animals are not much different … 11/27/2014 on /paranormal/ +1
[ 301 Total ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe bendingtime
Join Subscribe derpbuddytwo
Join Subscribe furry
Join Subscribe morbid-channel
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #44 - epicurious (01/27/2013) [-]
cute profile pic ^-^
User avatar #45 to #44 - derpbuddytwo (01/27/2013) [-]
thanks X3
User avatar #46 to #45 - epicurious (01/27/2013) [-]
also, thank you for the friend request :3
User avatar #47 to #46 - derpbuddytwo (01/27/2013) [-]
no problem, by the way you are so cute in those girly outfits you posted on the gay board
User avatar #48 to #47 - epicurious (01/27/2013) [-]
thanks haha

I used to post videos, but I never get over to regular **** anymore, so it's been ages since I've done that.
User avatar #49 to #48 - derpbuddytwo (01/27/2013) [-]
do you think you still have those videos? and if so, have you ever thought of posting them on a site like xhamster?
User avatar #50 to #49 - epicurious (01/27/2013) [-]
well, there's a couple of boring solo ones, and kinky ones with my bf.
User avatar #51 to #50 - derpbuddytwo (01/27/2013) [-]
online now or on your computer? sorry i'm nosy X3
User avatar #52 to #51 - epicurious (01/27/2013) [-]
on my computer :P

mostly I've stuck with pics though. they're a lot easier to make sexy XP
#53 to #52 - derpbuddytwo (01/27/2013) [-]
how about some pics just for me then?
how about some pics just for me then?
User avatar #54 to #53 - epicurious (01/27/2013) [-]
hmm... inbox me what you'd like to see? ;3
#43 - kwax has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #40 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Looks like we reached the reply limit for that thread. Unfortunately.
User avatar #41 to #40 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
go back to our thread, i found a way to finish it off XD
User avatar #42 to #41 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Aww, that was no fun. For me anyway :D
 Friends (0)