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    Just checking my e-meows... Just checking my e-meows...
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    Keano... Keano...
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#49 - How long is this "short stick" if he's poking a sibe… 07/19/2013 on steve irwin +1
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#69 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
yes you are.
who would believe this at all?
how does a cold kill someone in a matter of minutes/hours when you get it, while under the care of doctors? USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN YOU STUPID FUCKS OR GO BACK TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE
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please don't watch the 2nd movie
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Second movie isn't as good, but it's not bad. It's a decent flick for wasting time.
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#741 - how about you? think you could resist the fire heat?! also as …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2012 on funnyfuuuuuu- DO WANT... 0
User avatar #742 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
Your hand isn't directly connected to the wire, so no heat reaches you as you descend. I would assume that the steel wire would be top grade, which means it would not show signs of melting from temperatures cause by a common building fire.
#736 - o great. near a window. but still at most a foot outside the b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2012 on funnyfuuuuuu- DO WANT... -1
#740 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
And I'm fairly certain that a wire designed to hold a person's weight would be able to resist secondhand fire heat for ten or more minutes.
User avatar #741 - derpastani (05/18/2012) [-]
how about you? think you could resist the fire heat?! also as soon as metal starts to heat up its starts to stretch, especially with something heavy on the bottom end.

im not saying the idea is bad, im saying how it would placed is fucking retarded.
User avatar #742 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
Your hand isn't directly connected to the wire, so no heat reaches you as you descend. I would assume that the steel wire would be top grade, which means it would not show signs of melting from temperatures cause by a common building fire.
#197 - 2 problems I see. 1 where is this located? if its outside…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2012 on funnyfuuuuuu- DO WANT... -1
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#220 - gmarrox (05/16/2012) [-]
1. Near a window

2. Says it's fixed onto your wrist to prevent letting go.
User avatar #736 - derpastani (05/17/2012) [-]
o great. near a window. but still at most a foot outside the building. im not sure, my science isnt great but im 100% sure heat from a fire travels further than a foot...

#740 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
And I'm fairly certain that a wire designed to hold a person's weight would be able to resist secondhand fire heat for ten or more minutes.
User avatar #741 - derpastani (05/18/2012) [-]
how about you? think you could resist the fire heat?! also as soon as metal starts to heat up its starts to stretch, especially with something heavy on the bottom end.

im not saying the idea is bad, im saying how it would placed is fucking retarded.
User avatar #742 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
Your hand isn't directly connected to the wire, so no heat reaches you as you descend. I would assume that the steel wire would be top grade, which means it would not show signs of melting from temperatures cause by a common building fire.
#231 - anonymous (05/16/2012) [-]
>I'ts fixed onto your wrist so you can't let go.
>Propel to bottom of burning building.
>As said, it doesn't release
>Stuck tethered to burning building.
User avatar #233 - gmarrox (05/16/2012) [-]
I would imagine that if you're escaping from a burning building, there will be some firefighters to greet you with some wire cutters when you get down.
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