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#8 - Kek  [+] (14 new replies) 08/29/2015 on An repost +169
#61 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Just gonna say the first girl sounds like the insecure one there, she's going out of her way to insult somebody because she thinks she's too big for the clothes she's wearing. If you literally have to approach someone in public to insult them for something that pretty much has no bearing on you, you're really fucking insecure.
User avatar #87 - megaton (08/29/2015) [-]
i dont know. asking a question that could be an actual concern isnt necessarily insulting someone. dont attribute to malice what can be attributed equally to ignorance.
User avatar #69 - marstan (08/29/2015) [-]
But we were never informed about the context.
User avatar #93 - nickypickle (08/29/2015) [-]
its so important how we view these random images on the net isnt it
User avatar #97 - marstan (08/29/2015) [-]
I'm just trying to not have people take assumption as fact.
#101 - nickypickle (08/29/2015) [-]
im trying to say none of this bullshit matters
#102 - marstan (08/29/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to say it matters. Why are you so hostile though?
User avatar #103 - nickypickle (08/29/2015) [-]
im not, actually. i just think its funny so much thought is put into this image, like every conceivable image needs a complete background check and thumbprints which then leads into a political discussion lasting hours
User avatar #104 - marstan (08/29/2015) [-]
Say that to the anon, i'm just pointing out why he's cheating himself.
#14 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Nigga, this is cringe as shit
#67 - stormieskys (08/29/2015) [-]
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION FAGGOT ANON
#37 - tarabostes (08/29/2015) [-]
Everything is cringe for you fucking retarded anons
#96 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
nothing is cringy for you thumbniggers
#100 - tarabostes (08/29/2015) [-]
I think Not having an account on FJ is pretty cringy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#60 - May as well contribute 08/11/2015 on still my favourite item... 0
#30 - Does anyone know if the T cell manipulation was done in an eff… 08/02/2015 on Ebolo +5
#34 - GLASS ******* HOUSES YOU SAY 07/29/2015 on Beer bottles. 0
#20 - VW still has the best chirps though...  [+] (16 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Cars +54
User avatar #169 - thinlizzy (07/29/2015) [-]
I believe the tagline was created by Jeremy Clarkson when him and James May had an advertisement competition
#36 - skelebones (07/29/2015) [-]
VW are shit
#144 - markonj (07/29/2015) [-]
Then why is the VW Golf the 3rd most sold car in the world? Right after Toyota Corolla and Ford T
#145 - skelebones (07/29/2015) [-]
i dunno why was obama reelected.
dude most sold doesnt mean jack shit. its a decent car but the moment anything goes wrong its a paperweight.
#149 - markonj (07/29/2015) [-]
I've been driving a golf mkII For 6 years and nothing major has come up with him, and is 23 years old, so ya, fuck off m8
#151 - skelebones (07/29/2015) [-]
old shit still shit.
ive been driving a 70s dodge diesel and have ran the fucking tach over on itself. thats over a milion miles.
so you can fuck right off. being old doesnt save it from being a piece of shit
#152 - markonj (07/29/2015) [-]
But it runs great. How can it be shit if it runs great?
#153 - skelebones (07/29/2015) [-]
i dunno ask the ford pinto or the dodge gremlin
#154 - markonj (07/29/2015) [-]
k
#155 - skelebones (07/29/2015) [-]
historically vw have been decent cars. but the moment anything major goes wrong theyre useless because of how retarded they are to fix. you can see this carry over into ALOT of german cars. they over engineer shit.
just cuz u bought a shit car and it turns out to be decent doesnt mean the whole brand of car isnt shit
#158 - markonj (07/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #122 - bigheadedshrimp (07/29/2015) [-]
Would it be possible that there is a "from" missing.
#148 - skelebones (07/29/2015) [-]
indeed there is.
User avatar #102 - legodude (07/29/2015) [-]
they may be shit, but they are the most loveable shit you can get
#24 - navien (07/29/2015) [-]
So Hitler already did that.
#156 - gerfox (07/29/2015) [-]
Thats the joke
#46 - Pat down white kids for guns when they enter schools then. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Paranoia +2
User avatar #47 - Mr Unsmiley (07/27/2015) [-]
White people are also more statistically likely to embezzle and commit mass murder. Your point?
User avatar #48 - basichaharemix (07/27/2015) [-]
Also rape.
#68 - totallytito (07/27/2015) [-]
Mr Unsmiley , derak , calm yourselves.
Crimes are committed by people who are living in areas where the job markets aren't paying the bills properly, nor giving satisfactory lives to their employees.

The reason many large companies are run by republicans is because the republican system favors the larger businesses, and credit unions are what help them build their small businesses faster with shared money and spend more time as a part of larger companies.

Republicans also tend to dominate the southern areas of the United States, and tend to vote more than our democratic/liberal community, so they often get to have their say when it comes to voting for governors, mayors, and presidents.

It also just so happens that most black people are democratic and tend to vote for programs that would favor the poor, medicare, and other human-beneficiary programs rather than business benefits. As a result, they tend to join credit unions less often-- which means they are left to fend for themselves, and incidentally become part of the impoverished section of the economy since the middle class is almost non-existent, and the disparity between rich and poor people is becoming greater and greater.

The reason blacks tend to vote for more humanitarian projects is also largely due to the culture of 'togetherness' that they have. This is why they tend to group together when fighting other people, tend to speak together during political topics, and are even willing to riot over one of their own fallen. Yes, it is racist of them, but it's their way of thinking in a "united" way. This also breeds racism towards whites.

Their "togetherly" and often racist bond is the result of them still reflecting on how their own ancestors were slaves. Collectively, their community has either failed to let go of the past for genuine reasons, or there are individuals that want to feel superior to someone and use the "slavery" excuse as a manner of justifying their own racism. That being said, the same happens with redneck whites.

All in all, the real culprit at fault here is just cultural influence and mere coincidence.
Voting democratic is the right thing to do, but it makes credit unions more difficult to maintain. Smaller companies tend to to struggle individually because the market is spread out instead of concentrated together(as a large business), which leads to a smaller profit margin per company.

All in all,
as a I vote democratic because it's the right thing to do for the people,
but the conservative republican method is beneficiary for businesses that are already established. Both have their benefits, but I rather have my taxes benefit the poor than aiding the already-established rich.

The crime rates between blacks and whites is almost entirely cultural and economically based, and is almost entirely coincidental. In the end, crime is as universal as good will.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"The container leaks what's in it"
What they mean is that whatever a person will experience, they will express that experience onto others. However, free will can sometimes fight this situation, and that is the beauty of humanity.
User avatar #70 - basichaharemix (07/27/2015) [-]
Oi why the reply to me? I merely said rape.
User avatar #71 - totallytito (07/27/2015) [-]
I only picked yours so I could tag them both without being drowned out in their fight
#42 - >blacks are statistically more likely to steal >tryi…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Paranoia -1
User avatar #43 - Mr Unsmiley (07/27/2015) [-]
>whites are statistically more likely to shoot up schools
>trying to take preventative measures isn't Constitutional

Wtf is wrong with people
User avatar #46 - derak (07/27/2015) [-]
Pat down white kids for guns when they enter schools then.

But if you do, you'd also have to pat down black kids for knives. And blacks are more likely to commit basically any other crime with a weapon (specifically, firearm) as well.
User avatar #47 - Mr Unsmiley (07/27/2015) [-]
White people are also more statistically likely to embezzle and commit mass murder. Your point?
User avatar #48 - basichaharemix (07/27/2015) [-]
Also rape.
#68 - totallytito (07/27/2015) [-]
Mr Unsmiley , derak , calm yourselves.
Crimes are committed by people who are living in areas where the job markets aren't paying the bills properly, nor giving satisfactory lives to their employees.

The reason many large companies are run by republicans is because the republican system favors the larger businesses, and credit unions are what help them build their small businesses faster with shared money and spend more time as a part of larger companies.

Republicans also tend to dominate the southern areas of the United States, and tend to vote more than our democratic/liberal community, so they often get to have their say when it comes to voting for governors, mayors, and presidents.

It also just so happens that most black people are democratic and tend to vote for programs that would favor the poor, medicare, and other human-beneficiary programs rather than business benefits. As a result, they tend to join credit unions less often-- which means they are left to fend for themselves, and incidentally become part of the impoverished section of the economy since the middle class is almost non-existent, and the disparity between rich and poor people is becoming greater and greater.

The reason blacks tend to vote for more humanitarian projects is also largely due to the culture of 'togetherness' that they have. This is why they tend to group together when fighting other people, tend to speak together during political topics, and are even willing to riot over one of their own fallen. Yes, it is racist of them, but it's their way of thinking in a "united" way. This also breeds racism towards whites.

Their "togetherly" and often racist bond is the result of them still reflecting on how their own ancestors were slaves. Collectively, their community has either failed to let go of the past for genuine reasons, or there are individuals that want to feel superior to someone and use the "slavery" excuse as a manner of justifying their own racism. That being said, the same happens with redneck whites.

All in all, the real culprit at fault here is just cultural influence and mere coincidence.
Voting democratic is the right thing to do, but it makes credit unions more difficult to maintain. Smaller companies tend to to struggle individually because the market is spread out instead of concentrated together(as a large business), which leads to a smaller profit margin per company.

All in all,
as a I vote democratic because it's the right thing to do for the people,
but the conservative republican method is beneficiary for businesses that are already established. Both have their benefits, but I rather have my taxes benefit the poor than aiding the already-established rich.

The crime rates between blacks and whites is almost entirely cultural and economically based, and is almost entirely coincidental. In the end, crime is as universal as good will.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"The container leaks what's in it"
What they mean is that whatever a person will experience, they will express that experience onto others. However, free will can sometimes fight this situation, and that is the beauty of humanity.
User avatar #70 - basichaharemix (07/27/2015) [-]
Oi why the reply to me? I merely said rape.
User avatar #71 - totallytito (07/27/2015) [-]
I only picked yours so I could tag them both without being drowned out in their fight
#89 - Just how highly functioning are you? I see people get…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Cancer +1
User avatar #106 - creepydudewatching (07/25/2015) [-]
I have PDD; online I'm confident as fuck but in the real world I don't really talk much. A lot of people call me, you guessed it, creepy.

I tend not to look into people's eyes when I talk because it's very uncomfortable for me, I have weird behavioral traits that I don't even notice walking weird, voice pitch changes without warning, I'm apparently "random as fuck", and I'm bad at making decisions , but among most things I'm kinda good at functioning, just only with people I like or that are in my immediate family.

If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask bro
#297 - I use all of those traits holding in a fart while hitting on a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on I can't hear you -1
User avatar #298 - ilovehitler (07/24/2015) [-]
I hope everyone pays their taxes, though I know that not everyone does.
Shit's important.
#235 - >the ******* "flapper" definition … 07/24/2015 on Butt me 0

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#1 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
you are a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - derak (06/21/2012) [-]
Thought you said you left, FAGGOT.
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