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#233 - Eh, being sick builds character.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Vaccines 0
User avatar #235 - ninjaroo (10/31/2014) [-]
It also kills people, but whatever floats your goat.
#22 - Please man, please. Don't do this. I love Wolverine … 10/30/2014 on Animals +11
#20 - Please don't be one of those fag accounts like uchihalover. Wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Animals +2
#21 - jackmanlover (10/30/2014) [-]
You're right about one thing bub. Hugh Jackman is pretty cool. Uchiha could never stand up to a man with such amazing raw power.
User avatar #22 - derak (10/30/2014) [-]
Please man,

please. Don't do this. I love Wolverine but Jackman ≠ Wolverine.

Dun do dis. pls.
#97 - I only ever got vaccinations against major diseases as a kid- …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Vaccines +6
User avatar #231 - ninjaroo (10/31/2014) [-]
"If you catch it you catch it, it's only gonna buff your immune system. A day or two of misery is worth the strengthened resistance, in my opinion."

That's exactly what the fuck a vaccine does. There is no difference between the strength of your immune response to a disease you contracted naturally or a disease you were vaccinated against. None.
User avatar #233 - derak (10/31/2014) [-]
Eh, being sick builds character.
User avatar #235 - ninjaroo (10/31/2014) [-]
It also kills people, but whatever floats your goat.
#184 - hendlovessesshy (10/30/2014) [-]
That's true. But i would rather buff my immune system up without getting the flu itself.

That's what vaccines are for, to me it's for convenience.
The flu won't kill you unless you are immunocompromised
But at the same time this is just not a regular flu we are getting vaccinated for.
It's not just some sniffles and fever.
It's Diarrhea, Vomiting, Dizziness, High fever, Pain everywhere kind of flu that i cant just suck up and get over with.

Doesn't really matter because not anyone without the shot will get the flu automatically.
And if you did get it, you can just let the immune system do it's job.
But since i can't miss work unless i want to be broke for a while, i will always get the shot, just so it will lessen the chance of actually getting it.

In my uncles words: "I don't need to get the flu shot, because everyone else is getting it anyway. Who would i contract it from?)"
User avatar #143 - figosound (10/30/2014) [-]
Here were I live anti-flu vaccines are available to anyone, but only recommended to elders, babies and those who already got other illnesses, because they could get other very dangerous viruses and infections while debilitated by flu.

tl,dr: uf u well'n'young don't take anti-flu shot.
User avatar #124 - mymommasallama (10/30/2014) [-]
I must agree with this. Ive never had a flu shot in my life, and only ever actually had the flu once ten years ago. Ive worked, gone to class with, hell even lived with people that wound up having the flu. Not even a sniffle on my end. I got strep throat and colds alot as a kid, but my pediatrician only gave me antibiotics if it was a really bad case. He did this to toughen up my immune system, and guess what? It worked like a charm. Now my immune system is like a damn tank. Its pushing three years since i even had a fever, which broke after a day and a half.
So yeah, immunize against the deadly stuff and let our bodies do what they do with the rest. Itll help keep us healthier in the long run, and keep these diseases from mutating so rapidly
#123 - ninheldin (10/30/2014) [-]
Plus the flu shots usually end up giving people the flu
#95 - Dude give it a rest, he's right. 10/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#51 - It's not that hard man. Literally start by working ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Betrayal +5
#117 - terf (10/30/2014) [-]
>Giving up on the waifu
You sure have some shit taste, Rog.
#46 - Lemme give you a quick rundown just so you're in the know: …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Betrayal +5
#49 - katarinaismywaifu (10/29/2014) [-]
>Implying I'll ever get laid
Thanks for the intel though.
#51 - derak (10/29/2014) [-]
It's not that hard man.

Literally start by working out and forcing yourself into social situations*. Idk how old you are but if you're still in highschool, trust me, you've got fucktons of time.

*I literally cannot stress how important this is. Learning to be social is largely trial and error. I was a fucking loser my whole life until grade 11-12 because I'm a slow learner, but once I figured it out (getting laid the first time gives you a huge boost as well), I was off to the races. Pussy and good times await dude.

Also you might have to stop watching anime.
Or at the very least give up on the waifu.
#117 - terf (10/30/2014) [-]
>Giving up on the waifu
You sure have some shit taste, Rog.
#21 - >puts burger on clutch >car rolls into river … 10/29/2014 on Americans +11
#38 - >trying to convert a citizen to the religion of gork and mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Could anyone explain the... 0
#42 - willindor (10/29/2014) [-]
#39 - iamabunwolf (10/29/2014) [-]
You arent that far off.

they often have younger orcs "grots" pilot bombs so they always hit the target
#130 - More like the "skinny mexican kid that never shuts the … 10/29/2014 on si +9

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