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#127 - Picture 07/07/2015 on FJ lately 0
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#115 - DeathclawRulez (07/07/2015) [-]
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#82 - schneidend (07/07/2015) [-]
Fucking majestic.
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User avatar #51 - cantexplain (07/07/2015) [-]
meh. I figured that out, but it's the gayes fedorast cowboy hat evar
#52 - denonymous (07/07/2015) [-]
you havent seen anything yet
#82 - schneidend (07/07/2015) [-]
Fucking majestic.
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Mah nigga
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#23 - its rather fitting, considering Argonians are a bunch of bitches  [+] (21 new replies) 07/05/2015 on What a weird dog +8
#29 - kameken (07/05/2015) [-]
Look who's talking, you barely sentient house-pet.
User avatar #30 - brahdin (07/05/2015) [-]
what s the history between argonians and khajiit anyways, do they not like each other considering they're such opposites of living style.
User avatar #66 - kameken (07/06/2015) [-]
It's more a matter of argonian players vs khajiit players.

The two races have fought before, but aren't really enemies most of the time.
User avatar #42 - fuzzyballs (07/05/2015) [-]
they were at war a bunch of times?
like, right before Oblivion started, the Khajit somehow managed to conquer all of Black Marsh and kick the Argonians out

that, and they like eachother about as much as Nords like the Dunmer they don't
#46 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Except the Khajiit didn't do that. Right around the time of Oblivion was when the Argonians were kicking the most ass. If the Khajiit had conquered Black Marsh at that time period, then that whole business with the Argonians kicking Oblivion's ass shouldn't have happened. But it did.
User avatar #47 - fuzzyballs (07/05/2015) [-]
a couple of the characters mention how the Khajit took over Black Marsh and forced a bunch of Argonians out, who now live in Bravil and Leyawiin
#49 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
You may be right, but it's certainly not all of Black Marsh. But I'm leaning more toward the fact these people you mention may have been exaggerating or outright lying. It's no secret that there are some hate groups both ways within the southern cities of Cyrodiil.
User avatar #34 - clavatninenine (07/05/2015) [-]
The argonians never cared for the Khajiit but never wished them ill either. Stronger argonian tribes would raid Elsweyr for khajiit slaves to sell to the dunmer, and during the three-banners war they were enemies, but for the most part they left each other alone from what i understand. My khajiit lore is rusty, so ill have to freshen up on that area to be sure i didnt miss some racial tension in the 3e-4e transition period.

Argonians and Khajiit are the two playable beast races which makes them a civil war topic between players, so thats where that image and some of the arguments come from.
User avatar #35 - brahdin (07/05/2015) [-]
does anyone even consider the war of three banners even canon now since the game basically said that it never happened.
User avatar #43 - fuzzyballs (07/05/2015) [-]
doesn't ESO take place 1000 or 2000 years before the others? it doesn't matter if something happened that long ago, because there has been plenty of years in between to make it all meaningless
#44 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
ESO takes place roughly 800 years before Morrowind and Oblivion, and 1000 before Skyrim, so yeah, it's not surprising that people would recall so little about it, especially given the circumstances of the Interregnum.
User avatar #45 - fuzzyballs (07/05/2015) [-]
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenty of time
besides, all it really needs is a 2-3 page book in the next game to be considered canon

I never liked how books in TES are only a few pages long, I would probably read every book I could find, even if they were 50 pages long
#37 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Which game said it never happened? Realistically of course they couldn't have mentioned it in the games preceding ESO, as it was an event created for ESO in particular.
Time and history have always been a little funny within the TES universe anyway. It's not out of the realm of possibility that the Three Banners War simply wasn't very well recorded, or lost to the currents of time.
#39 - capnkrunch (07/05/2015) [-]
Very Possibly lost to time, considering it takes place during the Interregnum, (arguably) the darkest time in Tamriellic history, which was just full of Warlords roving about, wars between kingdoms, Warlords conquering kingdoms and starting wars, all that good stuff. And all roads became shit and no one liked anyone else. It can be inferred that while big, The Three Banners War might have been simply considered insignifigant as it didn't do much of any importance besides (possibly) providing a brief break in inter-province struggles.
#41 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Exactly, for several centuries before Tiber Septim showed up it was just war after war.
User avatar #38 - brahdin (07/05/2015) [-]
it was eso itself since you use all fuckery of an elder scroll and rewrite the laws to stop the big bad molag bal.
#40 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
I've played through the main plot of ESO several times and don't recall anything like that, unless I'm misunderstanding you.
You beat Molag Bal with the aid of Meridia and the Amulet of Kings. No "re-writing" of anything occurs.
#24 - clavatninenine (07/05/2015) [-]
Excuse me? The fuck you just say? YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM YOU LITTLE DRUG ADDICT? I don't think you understand just what the fuck you talkin bout! Bitches? You think the mightiest people to ever walk the face of Nirn are a bunch of bitches? SON LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THESE SO-CALLED BITCHES! These hardcore motherfuckers could have eradicated slavery at any time! But you know why they didn't? BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GIVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO DO SO FOR COUNTLESS FUCKIN MILLENNIA. Infact, these fucks SOLD THEIR OWN PEOPLE IN TO SLAVERY. The only reason the faggoty ass DUMBner even got anywhere close to the notoriety of slave holding they did is because the ruling tribes would sell the lesser ones in to slavery. You think the fuckin nigger-elves could be bothered to go all the way from fagwind to pisswhere? THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. Most of the Kittycat slaves WERE CAPTURED AND SOLD BY ARGONIANS. When the time came for the Argonians to all unite as one and put aside their tribal differences during the Oblivion crisis? You know what the fuck did? PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE YOUR BITCH ASS WAS PISSIN ITSELF WHILE THE DAEDRA FUCKED YOUR SHIT. BUT NOT THE ARGONIANS BRO. YOU KNOW WHAT THESE STONE COLD MOTHERFUCKERS DID? THEY INVADED OBLIVION. They said "OH HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL NAH BITCH, YOU WANT TO INVADE US? NOT IF WE INVADE YO BITCH ASS FIRST!" AND THEN THEY DID. AND WON. The fuckin Daedra couldn't do SHIT. They just ran back in to dagons realm and shut all the gates in Black Marsh. NOT EVEN THE ARMIES OF HELL ITSELF COULD TOUCH THE ARGONIANS. Then you know what they did? They decided "HEY BRO SLAVERY IS ACTUALLY SHIT LETS BRING OUR HOMIES BACK" and they ended slaver. THATS IT BITCH THEY JUST FLAT OUT ENDED SLAVERY IN ITS ENTIRETY. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA-KITTIES. You know what happened then? RED MOUNTAIN WENT KABOOM AND FUCKED THE DUMBNER UP. The Argonians were originally like "nah bro they cool" BUT THEN THEY WERE LIKE "WAIT A MINUTE NO THEY NOT!" And they destroyed Morrowind. THEY WALKED RIGHT IN THERE AND BLEW THAT SHIT UP. THEY TOOK BACK SOUTHERN MORROWIND FOR BLACK MARSH AND RETURNED ARGONIA TO ITS FORMER GLORY BITCH. When the original force went in and resettled their lands and free'd those they cared about from illegal slavery rings, THEY JUST FUCKING LEFT. BY THE TIME THEY REACHED REDORAN LANDS THE FORCE WAS A TINY FRACTION OF ITS ORIGINAL STRENGTH AND THE REDORAN STILL JUST BARELY WON. Then the lizard boys were just like "FUCK DIS SHIT WE OUT" and went right back to their homeland. Then you know what they did? "NIGGA FUCK YALL WE INDEPENDENT NOW FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS EMPIRE AND FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS DOMINION WHO'S ASS WE KICKED NEARLY 2000 YEARS AGO".


#31 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
You spelt "Dunmer Master Race" wrong.
User avatar #33 - clavatninenine (07/05/2015) [-]
*dumbner faggot race
#36 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Ignoring the fact that it was the Thalmor that effectively told the Argonians to invade Morrowind as if they were the Dominion's little bitches. Also I may be missing something, but I'm pretty goddamn sure the renouncement of slavery within Morrowind was strictly between The Great Houses and the Empire. The Argonians had nothing to do with it.
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#49 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
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