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Date Signed Up:2/21/2012
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#514 - Red Alert 2: ****** Revenge. Soviet ending  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2016 on Spoilers 0
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#671 - nazimegazord (01/29/2016) [-]
Damn, I had in the tip of my tongue.
#672 - denonymous (01/29/2016) [-]
#168 - the main villain is sent backwards in time and is killed by dinosaurs  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2016 on Spoilers 0
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#194 - nazimegazord (01/29/2016) [-]
Is it Mario Party?
#514 - denonymous (01/29/2016) [-]
Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge. Soviet ending
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#671 - nazimegazord (01/29/2016) [-]
Damn, I had in the tip of my tongue.
#672 - denonymous (01/29/2016) [-]
#7 - I use this for my wallpaper  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2016 on Undercomp 32 A Mix 0
#11 - anon (01/29/2016) [-]
You should try filling in the black void part.
If it's the original image you should see something pretty foreshadowing of the rest of the comic.
#12 - anon (01/29/2016) [-]
Just checked. It is the image.
#27 - oh look, content about some supposedly well researched facts o…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/28/2016 on meet finland +4
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#35 - carlonord (01/29/2016) [-]
I'll just say that Canada is supposed to be the country with the most lakes in the world, and it was more lakes than the rest of the world combined.
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#78 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/29/2016) [-]
I just know that three of the five largest lakes in the world (by area) touch my state. And one of them shares its name with my state.
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#48 - carlonord (01/29/2016) [-]
That just says that Finland has more officially claimed lakes, not more? Technically a pond could be a lake by that logic. Idk, I'm not an expert, but either way both countries have a lot of lakes.
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#53 - grarl (01/29/2016) [-]
They're measuring 500msq lakes, we measure only 3kmsq
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#54 - carlonord (01/29/2016) [-]
Ah ok.
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#31 - trollerfin (01/28/2016) [-]
Well I checked the sauna thing and it's statistically true, but only if you only factor in sedan cars, and I couldn't find the golf course OP was talking about, but everything else is correct.
#39 - anon (01/29/2016) [-]
The PhD thing is a half-truth. You still have to buy them, but they're part of a ceremony. Some other things are not only true for Finland, despite it coming off that way in the post.
#19 - Picture 01/28/2016 on loss +88
#65 - Picture 01/28/2016 on Fuckin' furries +24
#28 - was thinking "oh hey cool, that looks like the gif I post… 01/28/2016 on pussy on point 0
#128 - Picture 01/27/2016 on Tank feels 0
#56 - You have to stay in this hotel from October 31st to May 14. Yo… 01/27/2016 on would you? 0
#125 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Tank feels 0
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#126 - kanatana (01/27/2016) [-]
BRUH.

I binged on the Foundation for about three hours maybe a month ago, and I was awake for a solid 40 hours afterward. I don't wanna go down that rabbit hole again.
#128 - denonymous (01/27/2016) [-]
#122 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Tank feels 0
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#123 - kanatana (01/27/2016) [-]
Why do you hate me? I've lost enough sleep to SCP before. Why must you continue the torture?
#125 - denonymous (01/27/2016) [-]
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#126 - kanatana (01/27/2016) [-]
BRUH.

I binged on the Foundation for about three hours maybe a month ago, and I was awake for a solid 40 hours afterward. I don't wanna go down that rabbit hole again.
#128 - denonymous (01/27/2016) [-]
#75 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2016 on Tank feels 0
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#110 - kanatana (01/26/2016) [-]
NO I AM NOT GOING BACK TO SCP

FUCK THAT, I WANNA SLEEP TONIGHT
#122 - denonymous (01/27/2016) [-]
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#123 - kanatana (01/27/2016) [-]
Why do you hate me? I've lost enough sleep to SCP before. Why must you continue the torture?
#125 - denonymous (01/27/2016) [-]
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#126 - kanatana (01/27/2016) [-]
BRUH.

I binged on the Foundation for about three hours maybe a month ago, and I was awake for a solid 40 hours afterward. I don't wanna go down that rabbit hole again.
#128 - denonymous (01/27/2016) [-]
#2 - Its irony 01/26/2016 on Deep 0
#16 - It keeps track of kills and such (you can also apply addons th… 01/25/2016 on This one is for you - FJ 0
#16 - Its not about killing people, its killing the ones close to yo… 01/25/2016 on Looking back at this, Its... +2
#307 - **denonymous used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **denonymous rolls 36** 01/25/2016 on Roll for class 0
#114 - its not a third world country, but theres still a lot we need … 01/25/2016 on What not to do 0
#12 - of course, hitting someone in the nose with your fist, or bott…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/24/2016 on Have you ever killed... 0
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#13 - magmon (01/24/2016) [-]
No, I'm with you. It's like the eating spiders in your sleep thing, except that martial artists with YEARS of training believe this and teach it as fact to those in training. Not a good situation, IMO.

But I guess a broken nose will still stop a guy.
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#15 - thelastamerican (01/24/2016) [-]
The way it was explained to me you want to go for one of three places at the very beginning of a fight. Balls, knees caps, and nose. All three hurt intensely if they're broken, and make the eyes water regardless of how 'manly' your opponent is. If their eyes are full of water they can't fight, if they can't fight you can get a little more breathing room to decide weather you need to run away, or find something heavy to beat them unconscious with.
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#16 - magmon (01/24/2016) [-]
Sounds like the style of my first school. My technique now is to... Well, wait. They swing? I can break the elbow, dislocate the shoulder, or simply toss the guy and hope he thinks before he gets up. I tend to not fight, but I like to throw before I go breaking vital parts of the arms, as they are hell to heal.
I got no ground game, though. Need to take some Jiu Jitsu.
#26 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
Waiting is usually not the best option. Statistics overwhelming show that the person who attacks first wins in the end.
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#18 - thelastamerican (01/24/2016) [-]
In my experience, most fights don't have a lot of finesse. They just happen. After the fight, I'm usually not totally certain what happened, only that it's over and I can still move all my fingers and toes. (usually)
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#19 - magmon (01/24/2016) [-]
It's certainly different from a training environment, but I've done it for long enough to stick to my training (for the most part). That's not to say I don't get hit, as I do, but eventually I WILL throw you, and you will stop, and then we'll have a beer.
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#22 - trostell (01/24/2016) [-]
Muscle memory is a wonderful thing. It's how professional swordsmen actually fight, because there's no time to think about what your opponent is doing. Your body thinks faster than you do.
#25 - obligatory loss edit  [+] (22 new replies) 01/24/2016 on Paintings Sold For Millions... +490
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#214 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
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#187 - thedippestofshits (01/25/2016) [-]
can someone enlighten me please?
#247 - deathcapjungle (01/31/2016) [-]
Why not just use your own intelligence?

*Tips popular hat used in the 40's commonly associated with businessman and gangsters'
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#208 - klina (01/25/2016) [-]
the crossin the middle represents the panel division
each other line is a person, as in the comic on #192
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#203 - xlelez (01/25/2016) [-]
take a look at the positions of the people and where the lines are relative tot he + in the middle.

It's a reductionist view of a "rather bad" webcomic moment.
#192 - otroviciado (01/25/2016) [-]
#194 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
still dnot get it
#195 - otroviciado (01/25/2016) [-]
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#164 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
you ruined it by pointing it out
the confusion of people who dont get it makes the meme
#158 - megpoidgumibear (01/25/2016) [-]
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#149 - ugoboom (01/25/2016) [-]
Now that's something that's worth 1.5 million
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#142 - phisko (01/25/2016) [-]
CADbortion (2008) by Fetus Deletus - $6.9 Billion
#114 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
that's great!!!
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#90 - omicronperseieight (01/25/2016) [-]
Now THAT I would buy
#87 - dehymenator (01/25/2016) [-]
oooo whats this ruin do?
#105 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
rune*
#93 - zolzol (01/25/2016) [-]
Makes the fetus of god come early.
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#111 - Kaellnx (01/25/2016) [-]
Dr. Evil Fetus
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#106 - digitalfalcon (01/25/2016) [-]
you mean Dr, Deletus?
#75 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
I would buy that for like 10$ in small canvas print
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#32 - cupcakescankill (01/24/2016) [-]
Now this is art.
#24 - from what I can tell, its waterpaint on canvas, so yes 01/24/2016 on Paintings Sold For Millions... +2
#6 - the arc and central park are still rather impressive when take… 01/24/2016 on not about perspective, but... +5
#10 - Picture 01/24/2016 on To the deaf people +1
#8 - I liked her in Zathura  [+] (10 new replies) 01/24/2016 on The rare smiling Kristen... +79
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#51 - KennyMcCormickk (01/24/2016) [-]
Funny story about this. When i was younger, like 11 maybe I used to watch this movie all the time. And its most likely because of this scene where Kristen Stewart gets Frozen. My warped little tween mind thought it would be so hot to put my dick in her frozen hand. Itd be like shes holding my dick and she wouldnt even know...or would she? that was part of the excitement. Id thought about touching her boobs too but then i quickly realized theyd be hard as rocks and not worth it.

Anyway thats my fucked up take on Kristen Stewart in Zathura. Ive since grown out of that way of thinking.
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#103 - gloriouschad (01/24/2016) [-]
Bless your little heart
#97 - anon (01/24/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** you sir are weird
#101 - KennyMcCormickk (01/24/2016) [-]
#94 - artimax (01/24/2016) [-]
wtf
#90 - limerslimer (01/24/2016) [-]
Neato
#78 - tzarllama (01/24/2016) [-]
#67 - foxdragon (01/24/2016) [-]
**foxdragon used "*roll picture*"**
**foxdragon rolled image**Bruh I get you and I love read H that has that shit going on
#55 - urfunnyman (01/24/2016) [-]
I too had this wrapped idea when i was just a wee lad
#6 - its a myth, supposedly you can break the bone just above the …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/24/2016 on Have you ever killed... +24
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#11 - magmon (01/24/2016) [-]
I've been taught that move in two separate martial arts schools... I believe you, but this does not comfort me.
#24 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
Taught by people who have never done it, have no medical license or experience, and who very likely cannot cite a single instance of such a thing ever happening.
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#12 - denonymous (01/24/2016) [-]
of course, hitting someone in the nose with your fist, or bottom palm, can still break their nose, but the cartilage, along with the size of the bone in the area, means its unlikely to shatter into pieces, plus you can totally survive have tiny things shoved into your brain.
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#13 - magmon (01/24/2016) [-]
No, I'm with you. It's like the eating spiders in your sleep thing, except that martial artists with YEARS of training believe this and teach it as fact to those in training. Not a good situation, IMO.

But I guess a broken nose will still stop a guy.
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#15 - thelastamerican (01/24/2016) [-]
The way it was explained to me you want to go for one of three places at the very beginning of a fight. Balls, knees caps, and nose. All three hurt intensely if they're broken, and make the eyes water regardless of how 'manly' your opponent is. If their eyes are full of water they can't fight, if they can't fight you can get a little more breathing room to decide weather you need to run away, or find something heavy to beat them unconscious with.
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#16 - magmon (01/24/2016) [-]
Sounds like the style of my first school. My technique now is to... Well, wait. They swing? I can break the elbow, dislocate the shoulder, or simply toss the guy and hope he thinks before he gets up. I tend to not fight, but I like to throw before I go breaking vital parts of the arms, as they are hell to heal.
I got no ground game, though. Need to take some Jiu Jitsu.
#26 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
Waiting is usually not the best option. Statistics overwhelming show that the person who attacks first wins in the end.
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#18 - thelastamerican (01/24/2016) [-]
In my experience, most fights don't have a lot of finesse. They just happen. After the fight, I'm usually not totally certain what happened, only that it's over and I can still move all my fingers and toes. (usually)
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#19 - magmon (01/24/2016) [-]
It's certainly different from a training environment, but I've done it for long enough to stick to my training (for the most part). That's not to say I don't get hit, as I do, but eventually I WILL throw you, and you will stop, and then we'll have a beer.
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#22 - trostell (01/24/2016) [-]
Muscle memory is a wonderful thing. It's how professional swordsmen actually fight, because there's no time to think about what your opponent is doing. Your body thinks faster than you do.
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#45 - blackmore ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
#43 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#44 to #43 - denonymous ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
#41 - mcburd (11/25/2014) [-]
Hallo
Hallo
#42 to #41 - denonymous ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
hai
hai
#39 - denonymous ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
test
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#40 to #39 - denonymous ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#37 - iaaron (11/14/2012) [-]
Haha, no worries man. And i appreciate the gift
#35 - rcathell (11/09/2012) [-]
take a look and see what'd you like for them.
#36 to #35 - denonymous ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
a fabulous gem (45k) is worth somewhat similar to the velaSIRaptor (50k), so depending on how many you want, a 1 for 1 sounds decent enough. perhaps some pony poop with it to make it evened out. and like early, you can always try to make an offer.
#24 - trivdiego (10/27/2012) [-]
okay sure. the unimportance of this trade is amazing
#25 to #24 - denonymous ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
well you did say anything
#26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/27/2012) [-]
can you decline my trade so i can accept yours?
#27 to #26 - denonymous ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
well ****, i already accepted it
#28 to #27 - trivdiego (10/27/2012) [-]
oh. well ill collect a bit more poop then
#29 to #28 - denonymous ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
that sounds great
that sounds great
#23 - denonymous ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
#16 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (08/14/2012) [-]
What was that?
What was that?
#17 to #16 - denonymous ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
what was what
#14 - bobbybeats (04/21/2012) [-]
I love you and everything you stand for.