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Date Signed Up:2/21/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:somewhere just not there EDIT buffalo land USA
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Content Ranking:#8503
Comment Ranking:#1247
Highest Content Rank:#3537
Highest Comment Rank:#259
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#15 - She was able to make clear texts and take several pictures of … 06/19/2013 on Effect of feminism 7 +2
#12 - "keeps men from doing things they are not allowed to"…  [+] (21 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Effect of feminism 7 +4
#13 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
They should know that she was to drunk, if they know we couldn't make a good decision they should help us and be gentlemen. Where are all the good guys?
User avatar #29 - Maroon (06/19/2013) [-]
In jail, apparently.
User avatar #15 - denonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
She was able to make clear texts and take several pictures of her and them and put them on a social media sight. I'm going to assume she could hold her liquor.
User avatar #14 - teranin (06/19/2013) [-]
and what if a man is too drunk, as well, and they decide to have sex? Why are 100% of those cases the woman accusing the man of being the rapist? Why the one-sided policy?
#17 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Because its a conquest for a man to have sex, he got what he went out to get and we didn't? Sex is nice, but is only a sidedish from what we want., which is intimacy and love.
User avatar #19 - denonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Studies show that women think about sex as often as men do.
#101 - SpicerHyx (06/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - teranin (06/19/2013) [-]
untrue, women want sex as well, otherwise reproduction would not occur. Just because you don't does not mean that the entirety of your gender adheres to your proclivities.
#20 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Those studies are wrong, made by women who has no idea how the male mind works.
User avatar #24 - denonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
They monitored parts of the brain during certain scenarios and questions to determine this. What they found was that women are as equally, if not more sexual than men but are less talkative about it. This idea has also shown to happen in the animal kingdom time and time again. For example, chimpanzees, female monkeys grew tired of the same sexual partners and required replacements every year or so.
User avatar #21 - teranin (06/19/2013) [-]
wow.... way to own that feminist indoctrination.
#23 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Well a 40 year old woman may have the same sexdesire as a 18 year old boy. A 18yearold girl doesn't. How many girls age 13-17 do you know making up huge lies to get with a woman, who stays up 24 hours to talk with a girl who is sad to comfort her (in the chance of sex) Boys go to extreme messures to have sex, do you think it because they are all bad people? NO its becuase of hormones.
User avatar #25 - denonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
"how many girls age 13-17 do you know making up lies to get with a woman"
quite a few surprisingly
#26 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Then its usually about getting with someone with a high status, not a i need a dick thing.
User avatar #27 - denonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
you do realize I am talking about girls lying to get with women. read what I and you had said.
#31 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I laughed at your joke reallife and continued the discussion.
User avatar #33 - denonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually my school has a few bisexuals and one of them lied before to get with one of the female security guards. the security guard committed suicide about 2 months ago.
#34 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hahahahah Do tell that story ?!
User avatar #37 - denonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
That is somewhat creepy

around 2 months ago at my school, one of the female juniors had invited the security lady to a party, made advances to her, and supposedly had sex with her while saying she wouldnt tell anyone. she did and claimed rape without consent. since the junior was 16 (i think it was her birthday 3 weeks ago), the security lady would have still lost her job and had been sent to jail for having sex with a minor. She ended up committing suicide. Which really sucks because I really like that security guard, she would let me go to the library during lunch to play Yu-Gi-Oh.
#49 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Some women sure are cunts,
#67 - endofgods (06/19/2013) [-]
Man, this troll really got fed to bursting
#10 - I know Women that can hold their liquor a lot better than the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Effect of feminism 7 +3
User avatar #30 - Maroon (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't feed the troll.
#7 - Guns are better weapons than calling rape. If you're going to …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Effect of feminism 7 -1
#86 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
i agree with this whole-heartedly. i would MUCH rather be shot than falsly accused of rape
User avatar #182 - denonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
I would say it would be somewhat better than getting sent to and getting butt raped in prison for life.
#30 - I enjoyed Girls und Panzer. you could try watching that. 06/19/2013 on Anime list... +1
#10 - In one game, his cap is alive and lets him turn miniature, for…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on New Link looks pretty bad ass 0
User avatar #27 - crazyhindu (06/13/2013) [-]
Minish cap?
User avatar #14 - mattseven (06/13/2013) [-]
That would be the GBA game, Minish Cap
#6 - If I remember correctly, this episode was based off the Beatle… 06/12/2013 on Season 3 Episode 7 0
#50 - wait...what? 06/07/2013 on Morals 0
#216 - remove dick 06/07/2013 on Make suggestions for FJ 0
#127 - remove gore  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Make suggestions for FJ +1
#202 - bastardusnorvegi (06/07/2013) [-]
remove bush
#216 - denonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
remove dick
#92 - I like this better than my idea, make this happen instead. 06/07/2013 on Make suggestions for FJ +6
#83 - Set a word filter that changes "alot" to "a lot"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Make suggestions for FJ 0
#99 - vatra (06/07/2013) [-]
But then I couldn't use this picture anymore.
#47 - I learned that knowledge is power and to become successful, I …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Morals 0
#49 - cheifadvisoryuri (06/07/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#50 - denonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
wait...what?
#21 - Reminds me of Skywrath Mage's love for Vengeful Spirit in Dota… 06/05/2013 on Panth + Leona = -2
#13 - Picture 06/01/2013 on So, i bought this yesterday 0
#67 - After being screwed over by Mario for many years, it's time to… 06/01/2013 on Independent woman 0
#12 - I have the same one  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on So, i bought this yesterday 0
#13 - denonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
#17 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Independent woman +158
#9 - **** you, you almost had me playing an educational game.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Independent woman +53
#30 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
Bowser is horny.. He couldn't capture the Princess and in desperation he kidnapped Mario instead... Saying; "i'm too horny, this will have to do!" Save him and quickly.......
User avatar #67 - denonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
After being screwed over by Mario for many years, it's time to screw back.
#21 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
LUIGI YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY YOU DUMB NIGGA
#9 - Picture 05/03/2013 on Evolution. +1
#8 - basically, yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Evolution. +2
#9 - denonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
#17 - Those feels  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on DBZ Feels +17
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User avatar #40 - klick (04/25/2013) [-]
love the ending of that movie.
#20 - LaBarata (04/24/2013) [-]
WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?
#208 - If that is true, then there is a universe where Emma Watson is…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Emma Watson +15
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#153 - It's time for some shock and awe. Thunderbolts of lightnin… 04/18/2013 on Help With Puns 0
#13 - Picture 04/14/2013 on IT”S HPPAENING +10
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#41 - mcburd (11/25/2014) [-]
Hallo
Hallo
#42 to #41 - denonymous (11/26/2014) [-]
hai
hai
#39 - denonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
test
test
User avatar #37 - iaaron (11/14/2012) [-]
Haha, no worries man. And i appreciate the gift
User avatar #35 - rcathell (11/09/2012) [-]
take a look and see what'd you like for them.
User avatar #36 to #35 - denonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
a fabulous gem (45k) is worth somewhat similar to the velaSIRaptor (50k), so depending on how many you want, a 1 for 1 sounds decent enough. perhaps some pony poop with it to make it evened out. and like early, you can always try to make an offer.
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/27/2012) [-]
okay sure. the unimportance of this trade is amazing
User avatar #25 to #24 - denonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
well you did say anything
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/27/2012) [-]
can you decline my trade so i can accept yours?
User avatar #27 to #26 - denonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
well **** , i already accepted it
User avatar #28 to #27 - trivdiego (10/27/2012) [-]
oh. well ill collect a bit more poop then
#29 to #28 - denonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
that sounds great
that sounds great
#16 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (08/14/2012) [-]
What was that?
What was that?
User avatar #17 to #16 - denonymous (08/14/2012) [-]
what was what
User avatar #14 - bobbybeats (04/21/2012) [-]
I love you and everything you stand for.
#13 - guiguito ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
F is for Fj who calls people ****** together

you is the ******* ****** around ***** *****
#11 - teamalucard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - WillieThePimp (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm gonna beat a dead horse like Chris Brown beats Rihanna!
#8 - cptalpaca (04/10/2012) [-]
oh **** we got a wild ******
User avatar #7 - DukeOfLuke (04/10/2012) [-]
you is the *******
User avatar #5 - mycatthenazi (04/10/2012) [-]
cocksucking ******
#4 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
Hey........you're a ****** .
User avatar #1 - mramerica (03/19/2012) [-]
hey man...honestly when it comes to comics, real life is the best influence. so much ridiculous **** happens, and if you just stop and think about everything that happened in your life, you'll find some pretty funny comics.

peace brother
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