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#106 - **dennisc rolled user someponynew ** 05/07/2013 on Girlfriend for a day 0
#5 - Actually dogs and cats can both see color, just not the color red.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Somewhere over the... +57
User avatar #40 - carboniteponeight (05/08/2013) [-]
then why do they chase laser lights?
User avatar #20 - asharknamedcarl (05/08/2013) [-]
Why do cats chase laser pointers then?
User avatar #22 - deathstare (05/08/2013) [-]
The color red is not invisible, it's a shade of a color. they are attracted to the lasers because of the rapid movement that mimics mice
User avatar #13 - darthmowgli (05/07/2013) [-]
Is that why bulls?
#18 - jabzilla (05/08/2013) [-]
actually bulls react to movement...not the color red. so if you see a bull you stand the fuck still. thank mythbusters :D
#21 - Picture 05/06/2013 on Power Puff Girls 0
#13 - Picture 05/06/2013 on 2Spooky 0
#549 - Everyone is making creative looking stuff and I'm just sitting… 05/05/2013 on Silk +5
#13 - I like where this is going. 05/05/2013 on me 0
#9 - I made my avatar's skin green so it can be actual camouflage r… 05/05/2013 on Banned from Xbox LIVE 0
#5 - Pretty sure it's just a Domestic Longhair but it almost looks … 05/05/2013 on y u do dis 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Chuck Norris 0
#8 - anderplant has deleted their comment.
#16 - I actually kind of miss commando pro now. I cant stab someone …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Call Of Duty In A Nut Shell +16
#51 - deltadevilbladebtu has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
Whats even more annoying is when someone does lung at you and hits air but stilll kills you. While you are in their face shoving your knife up their arse and the game says "nah bro you aren't stabbing him, just tickling". I was never a knifer to begin with but when the situation requires me to knife I get jack all and die.
User avatar #20 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
or the ones where it acts like you stabbed them. you know how it pauses for a second like you just drove your knife into them so you sit there useless for a second
User avatar #22 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
Yeah that sucks as well especially when I'm doing well (I have a pistol only class, after watching a drift0r video, and I do extremely well and I get into the zone). One time I had to reload but the guy was right in front of me, I think he too had to reload as well, I would usually just try and reload but he was vulnerable and I would have the speed advantage. I ran right up into his face melee. I was literally up against his hitbox and then he knifed and killed me. In the kill cam my knife was right in his face and he backed up, after what would have been a kill, and knifed and it hit air but I died. I was standing where I had initially knifed him and he backed up (i didn't run forward after the first swipe) and he got me from 1m further back.

From then on I never try to knife and if both guns are out of ammo I will try reloading as it has a higher success rate then trying to knife someone.
User avatar #23 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
i played a knife only class for a while. fun as hell for domination. i got more kills with tomahawks and stolen bettys then the knife itself
User avatar #25 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
I hate using betties. They may have the bigger blast radius but man everyone knows how to avoid them. Claymore all the way. Knowing how to place them will save you from getting sandwiched. Also if you are smart placing them in unexpected areas can earn you a funny kill. I have a few favourite spots to put them because it's a place where normally people just run through the area and not expect a face full of claymore. Not to sound hipster but I was using them way before wingsofredemtion made a video using them. Don't care if others use them as they don't know how to use them properly but I'm sure someone would say I only started using them after wings. A nice class to go with is a pistol only class(assuming you are using scavenger) plus claymore. Great rushing and defending class (depending how you build it).
User avatar #26 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
no one ever seems to use claymores. mainly because theyre such a late level weapon i assume. its near impossible to get the challenges with them
User avatar #27 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
I see it now and then but poorly placed. People still prefer bouncing betties for some reason. They are more of a warning then a good way of picking kills. I find they are a bit too easy to use and doesn't give me that many kills in comparison to the claymore. Even a panic claymore (when you shit out of luck and you place it in front of you as an enemy comes at you or is shooting you close range) gives me a 80% chance of a revenge kill from it. Betties has a longer delay and they will just crouch after you die.

There are challenges for the claymore? I just use the however I want to. I even permanently unlock them when I finally decided to prestige. They are less helpful without scavenger still working my way to it.
User avatar #191 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
the ones where you hack them and kill the owner or survive it with flack jacket then kill the owner
User avatar #192 - HeartOfTheDL (05/06/2013) [-]
Thats more of a engineer/blackhat challenge. I was thinking around the lines "get 500 kills with the claymore" sort of deal. In any case I don't go for challenges. Mindless fun and ultimate rage is my thing on CoD.
#109 - thenipplethief (05/05/2013) [-]
A serious discussion about Black Ops 2....
#33 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on So True ! 0
#36 - erotictentacle (05/01/2013) [-]
#47 - xpurpledragonx (05/01/2013) [-]
#285 - I blame Obama 04/26/2013 on shits handled 0
#279 - I haven't read the manga and don't doubt you but the content s…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on shits handled 0
User avatar #283 - lavoire (04/26/2013) [-]
Rosaro + Vampire could go the way of the manga.

And I highly recommend it. Not only is it fucktastically amazing, it's complete.

Because this is where I would put season 3.

#285 - dennisc (04/26/2013) [-]
I blame Obama
#275 - It's just the main character fighting the fire nation. Moka wo…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on shits handled 0
User avatar #278 - lavoire (04/26/2013) [-]
You read the manga?

Cause I won't spoil the real Rosario + Vampire for you if you haven't, but Tsukune in the manga could handle that shit, believe me. The show is good, but nowhere near the actual story from the manga.
User avatar #279 - dennisc (04/26/2013) [-]
I haven't read the manga and don't doubt you but the content says the main character in the last show you've watched.
User avatar #283 - lavoire (04/26/2013) [-]
Rosaro + Vampire could go the way of the manga.

And I highly recommend it. Not only is it fucktastically amazing, it's complete.

Because this is where I would put season 3.

#285 - dennisc (04/26/2013) [-]
I blame Obama
#2 - He must be one of the great kings of the past. 04/14/2013 on Lion 0
#3525923 - Haven't played in awhile. Hue or nue?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3525927 - blastizard (04/14/2013) [-]
#3525924 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
#367 - I thought it was after a certain time it turned blue. 04/07/2013 on Username update 0
#97 - Maybe even the Philippines. 04/06/2013 on We lucky Europeans 0
#44 - I guess they used wood to hide their morning wood. 04/06/2013 on Adventure Times way to censor -1
#322 - Why does no one use scratchpad and games? I go there every onc…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Questions for DJ 4DM1N and FJ 0
User avatar #334 - SunshineCabbage (04/05/2013) [-]
Last time I went, it was overrun with 12 year old tossers.
User avatar #328 - shadowfj (04/05/2013) [-]
Me too.
#24 - Picture 04/05/2013 on TF2 Buddy +1
#83 - If I didnt have a computer I'd have to find stuff to do. I'd p… 04/05/2013 on Rather 0
#175 - Wrong music linked in the description. That is the music that …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Creepy Game Legends pt 2 +25
#615 - fistpump (04/05/2013) [-]
I had a panic attack when the louder "thud" noises played.
Jesus Christ. I like the "normal" version, but this one... Has something off about it...
It's genuinely scary...
#370 - imnotkickthecat (04/05/2013) [-]
I never got to hear the real music because I was in Germany at the time.

Damn that sucked to listen to.
User avatar #369 - rokkarokkaali (04/05/2013) [-]
I actually like it. the way the sounds go as one and turn into two at the highest pitch.
User avatar #228 - Ottovan (04/05/2013) [-]

Ugh I knew it was different....
User avatar #317 - bavelsond (04/05/2013) [-]
switch it
User avatar #498 - Ottovan (04/05/2013) [-]
I cant, after 30 minutes editing is disabled
#223 - chaosnazo (04/05/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, I thought the one in red/blue was bad, this one takes the cake
#3898230 - Picture 04/05/2013 on Autism Board 0
#3898194 - DJ 4DM1N is offline. Post cats! 04/05/2013 on Autism Board 0


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#56 - scousaj (06/28/2013) [-]
Happy birthday ************ !
#54 - werslty (05/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 to #54 - dennisc (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah well. Thanks for scratching them all off.
User avatar #50 - chuckstein (05/16/2013) [-]
We are one.
We are Bosami.
User avatar #49 - turva (03/04/2013) [-]
you have plenty of badges, ill buy them all! Send trade om selling everythign!
User avatar #41 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
#42 to #41 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
Too many mass messages. Sorry
User avatar #43 to #42 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
I sent out three in the past week....
#44 to #43 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
This is my inbox...
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
over the course of a month.

am I like your only friend or something?
User avatar #46 to #45 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
The only one that sends out mass messages. I always hope its someone wanting an actual conversation and my hopes get crushed.
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
you will get an alert if someone sends you a private message

I have like 30 MMs from just today...
User avatar #48 to #47 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
I get alerts pretty often from people replying to comments.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dennisc (11/30/2012) [-]
That is alright. Thank you :)
User avatar #37 - cantada (11/30/2012) [-]
Its fine I got enough garnet ty
User avatar #34 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sneaking an extra raw in there i see!
User avatar #35 to #34 - dennisc (11/28/2012) [-]
Lol I multiplied wrong. It's 4am here. Do you want the extra one back?
User avatar #36 to #35 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sure XD
User avatar #33 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
#29 - itemmaaan (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I would accept to joke around but I feel like you won't give it back
User avatar #30 to #29 - dennisc (11/27/2012) [-]
I'd give it back if you did. I wouldn't enjoy being branded as a thief by the board.
User avatar #28 - estevan (11/25/2012) [-]
Pink and white undead horse for the whole lot of tokens?
#27 - varreed (11/22/2012) [-]
will you trade me for 2 wooden chests?
User avatar #18 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
What do you want for those moldy sets? O:
User avatar #19 to #18 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
There isnt really anything in particular I'm looking for.
User avatar #20 to #19 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent a trade
User avatar #21 to #20 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Sorry man I feel as though they're worth more than that. I've been collecting them along with lotto tickets nonstop for a couple of days.
User avatar #22 to #21 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent another, this time you can't decline it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Alright, but do me a favor and post a pic showing what you got from them. I would like to know what items they actually drop.
User avatar #24 to #23 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I've already opened them, but they dropped about 100 of each raw gem, 93 lottery tickets, 89 chocolate tickets, some fabric, a couple if meal tickets, 12 badges and some wood. Nothing good really.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
At least you can use the lotto tickets that they gave you. Hopefully you'll be able to get something good from them.
User avatar #26 to #25 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
Nope, used them too..
User avatar #15 - americuh (11/21/2012) [-]
i got enough clino for now
User avatar #14 - derpismaherpis (11/14/2012) [-]
My name is Dennis Cock. Nice username you got there!
User avatar #12 - maxmoefoe (10/23/2012) [-]
Nice zyzz delete
User avatar #13 to #12 - dennisc (10/23/2012) [-]
Yea well I wasnt expecting to get -4 thumbs the second I posted it.
#9 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
thanks mate i would have settle for one key, so thank you :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
No problem, we both put up the same risk so I figured I'd give you half of the output :D
#5 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
if i give you a key and a bloodstone and it turns out you get more keys and chest will you give me a set?
User avatar #6 to #5 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
dont ******** me.... here we go ;)
#8 to #7 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
you got four keys.
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#2 - ariusbrightwing (08/28/2012) [-]
It's. A. Hammer.   
Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.   
Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
It's. A. Hammer.

Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.

Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
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