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Date Signed Up:5/29/2011
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#9 - I think everyone should die. 05/16/2013 on The Main Difference +1
#4 - DJ 4DM1N's FW 05/16/2013 on For DJ 4DMIN +3
#3 - Picture 05/16/2013 on Super Epic Feel Time +1
#4 - But... Wasn't it a metal man who pulled her top down in the fi…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Gentlemen +106
#8 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
yeah he isn't really metal, more like aluminium...
#11 - silentwarrior (05/16/2013) [-]
Aluminium is a metal...
#13 - benjamins (05/16/2013) [-]
It's not a REAL metal
#19 - roarasaur (05/16/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your smiley I don't care if you're using it as a joke. Just fuck no
User avatar #12 - handsomestalin (05/16/2013) [-]
Not good metal
#63 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
'Tis a very good metal, just not a strong as others.
#87 - cabbagemayhem (05/17/2013) [-]
It's quite strong for its density.
#6 - mondprinzessin (05/16/2013) [-]
I think he lost his metal privileges

picture relevant
#5 - MFW you don't have a face. 05/16/2013 on Movie Theater Idiot +13
#6 - Almost a perfect loop. Look at the posters in the background.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Perfect loop +34
User avatar #37 - mykoira (05/16/2013) [-]
he does it twice per loop, look at the legs at background
#18 - ibleedbmx (05/16/2013) [-]
he's doing two different flips though... if you notice, in one he spins, and the next, he doesn't
#7 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
Eh, camera could have been high. Betcha didn't think of that did ya?!
#11 - If you made it all the way to this content from the frontpage,… 05/16/2013 on Life Hacks - Study Edition 0
#2 - Damnit youtube videos. I start off watching kittens and 8 rela…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Singing kittens +23
User avatar #45 - TarnRazor (05/17/2013) [-]
Source?
#7 - trilogical (05/16/2013) [-]
i laughed way too hard on this
User avatar #3 - lillelise (05/16/2013) [-]
You have to go deeper.
#152 - Nope because I don't want my child hating me when someone make… 05/16/2013 on it would be dante or kirito 0
#34 - And Texas, a lot of people in Texas are overweight. I think So… 05/16/2013 on Europe vs. USA 0
#14 - You seem a little butthurt there, lordbutthurt  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on nigga that's kawaii +10
User avatar #45 - lordbutthurt (05/16/2013) [-]
Maybe
#13 - Picture 05/16/2013 on nigga that's kawaii +36
#16 - Honestly I can't stand most apple products. They're not very u…  [+] (25 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Yeah PC's are better +16
User avatar #273 - condormcninja (05/16/2013) [-]
The entire point of them is to be user friendly. Saying they're not is just bull shit, even if you don't like them you have to admit they're simple and easy as fuck to use.
#54 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Ive used XP for close to a decade and then finally made the switch to 7.
Took me about 4 hours to get comfortable with it.

Last year I got a Macbook (for developing & general web browsing), I have never used MAC OSX peviously, but it took me less than 1 hour to get comfortable with it.

User friendliness, check.

Expensive = made out of aluminum, glass and generally latest tech.
Battery life will rape anything running Windows. You can finish watching 2-3 full lenght movies, while browsing the net on full brightness, whereas with a Windows laptop you'd be lucky to finish watching the first half.
User avatar #229 - akkere (05/16/2013) [-]
I'll give you the user friendliness, because it's well-known Macs, as well as apple products in general, were designed to be user friendly.
However,

"Generally latest tech"
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AM7MM84/ref=s9_hps_bw_g147_ir01?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-7&pf_rd_r=0MFZ5N6FSNE0T9K9PPQ1&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1541592542&pf_rd_i=565108


www.amazon.com/Apple-MacBook-MD101LL-13-3-Inch-VERSION/dp/B0074703CM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1368732355&sr=8-1&keywords=macbook

Average Windows Laptop of Standard Quality; about $460 at Sale price ($600 Standard Pricing)

Macbook Pro Laptop of Similar Stats; About $1080 at Sale Price ($1800 at standard price)

Stock price of glass and aluminum doesn't amount to those numbers either (not that the materials are any special other than pure aesthetics), and they still request you have a case if you want insurance with their product.

Battery Life, though not mentioned on the Windows Laptop's page, reports to be great by numerous reviews, so there goes the "rape anything running windows"

I don't like to roll with fanatical Anti-Apple crew that's manifested with this site, but it's inaccurate statements like these that remind people why there's an anti-apple grouping in general.
#121 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
My laptop has the same specs as your precious mac (i7, 8 GB Ram, mid end NVidea graphics), is made out of magnesium (magnesium > aluminum for strength) has 3 year all in service (hell I tossed my last one on the ground 4 times, it wasn't even dead and they still gave me a new one), battery life of about 9 hours and it costs "only" 1200 euro's where an equivalent mac costs about 1500 plus mine is more user serviceable and has twin SSD's (for a total of 384 Gigabyte).

You can like your mac but saying it's superior to any Windows pc is just wrong, maybe to some obscure Acer or something but those Acers cost 1/3 at max so that ain't a fair comparison.
User avatar #115 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
latest tech? yeah , that's BS. you can buy a gaming laptop that can run BF3 perfectly for the price of a macbook that has some integrated bullshit.
#262 - andrz (05/16/2013) [-]
Yes, so because you can buy a PC with great techs, that means that macs dosent come with the latest? that makes perfect sense.
User avatar #326 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
So it's the latest low end tech.
#170 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
You're comparing 13" and 18,4" laptops. That's like comparing truck and sedan. If you want to compare, do it properly, dipshit.
User avatar #171 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/16/2013) [-]
You should try using the scroll wheel, it'd do you some good.

Scroll down on the apple page.
#173 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
There is still no 18,4" apple laptop. And there will never be.
User avatar #176 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/16/2013) [-]
Because it would be $5,000
#177 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
And do you have any facts for that? If not, please shut up.
You Apple-haters are way worse than applefags. And I hope both of these groups die.
#202 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
No one ever said alienware's aren't overpriced. Build yourself a laptop, an $1000 Windows laptop can crucify a mac in all categories
#228 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
All categories? Fine, tell me which $1000 Windows laptop has unibody aluminium chassis or Thunderbolt.
User avatar #147 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
alienware is the Apple of the PC industry. even with their overpricing, the alienware for 2300 is much better than the 1600x900 macbook for 2700.
User avatar #167 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/16/2013) [-]
That was my point, I didn't really say it but I tried to imply it.
#83 - garawra (05/16/2013) [-]
I can agree with the user friendly bit. Battery life is a bit of an unfair comparison though. If you were to buy a $1000 ultrabook w/ windows it would typically have the same if not more battery life.
#53 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
The iPhone is the most userfriendly shit you could ever get,

lelz smailizyy
#50 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
Not very user friendly? Are you fucking kidding me? They're specifically designed to be user friendly, so even older people can use it.
Fucking haters with no real arguments.
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#306 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
Even for more complex tasks Mac OS X is equipped better than Windows, because thanks to BSD core it shares very important tool with Linux - console. Windows PowerShell is fine, but it has shit on any decent console implementation. As occassional Linux user, I find a lot of things easier to do with console than with GUI, because it takes considerably less time.
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#21 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
For the causal user they are very userfrendly. I can't speak much for a mac, but I got an iPhone. It's really easy to use if you only want to do basic stuff. Downloading and using appss, browsing internet and calling people is all simple. If you want to do something more advanced and/or configure it to your own liking, apple productes are shit.
User avatar #26 - rainbowrush (05/16/2013) [-]
If it's not drag and drop, don't want it. Fuck itunes.
#53 - But are you in love with me? 05/16/2013 on dennisc's profile 0
#26 - Yes! Thank God I'm not the only one hoping that they get together. 05/16/2013 on Shippin' Borra like FedEx +5
#46 - Comment deleted 05/14/2013 on something punny +3
#15 - Crona's gender isn't given because it's really not an importan…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Goddamn it, Maka +6
User avatar #16 - tojimajia (05/13/2013) [-]
so? Its important enough for me to assign a gender to her.
like any good state if you don't have a gender the state will assign on e to them (its a law joke)
#45 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Gamer gurl +10
#51 - Have you found the vids yet? 05/13/2013 on anon 0
#107 - Its funny because Dani Daniels is a porn star and has been ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Girlfriend for a day +1
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#106 - **dennisc rolled user someponynew ** 05/07/2013 on Girlfriend for a day 0
#5 - Actually dogs and cats can both see color, just not the color red.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Somewhere over the... +57
User avatar #40 - carboniteponeight (05/08/2013) [-]
then why do they chase laser lights?
User avatar #20 - asharknamedcarl (05/08/2013) [-]
Why do cats chase laser pointers then?
User avatar #22 - deathstare (05/08/2013) [-]
The color red is not invisible, it's a shade of a color. they are attracted to the lasers because of the rapid movement that mimics mice
User avatar #13 - darthmowgli (05/07/2013) [-]
Is that why bulls?
#18 - jabzilla (05/08/2013) [-]
actually bulls react to movement...not the color red. so if you see a bull you stand the fuck still. thank mythbusters :D
#21 - Picture 05/06/2013 on Power Puff Girls 0
#13 - Picture 05/06/2013 on 2Spooky 0
#549 - Everyone is making creative looking stuff and I'm just sitting… 05/05/2013 on Silk +5
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#56 - scousaj (06/28/2013) [-]
Happy birthday ************ !
#54 - werslty (05/17/2013) [-]
Results
User avatar #55 to #54 - dennisc (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah well. Thanks for scratching them all off.
User avatar #50 - chuckstein (05/16/2013) [-]
We are one.
We are Bosami.
User avatar #49 - turva (03/04/2013) [-]
you have plenty of badges, ill buy them all! Send trade om selling everythign!
User avatar #41 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
Why?
#42 to #41 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
Too many mass messages. Sorry
User avatar #43 to #42 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
I sent out three in the past week....
#44 to #43 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
This is my inbox...
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
over the course of a month.

am I like your only friend or something?
User avatar #46 to #45 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
The only one that sends out mass messages. I always hope its someone wanting an actual conversation and my hopes get crushed.
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
you will get an alert if someone sends you a private message

I have like 30 MMs from just today...
User avatar #48 to #47 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
I get alerts pretty often from people replying to comments.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dennisc (11/30/2012) [-]
That is alright. Thank you :)
User avatar #37 - cantada (11/30/2012) [-]
Its fine I got enough garnet ty
User avatar #34 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sneaking an extra raw in there i see!
User avatar #35 to #34 - dennisc (11/28/2012) [-]
Lol I multiplied wrong. It's 4am here. Do you want the extra one back?
User avatar #36 to #35 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sure XD
User avatar #33 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
lol@thechickenegg
#29 - itemmaaan (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I would accept to joke around but I feel like you won't give it back
User avatar #30 to #29 - dennisc (11/27/2012) [-]
I'd give it back if you did. I wouldn't enjoy being branded as a thief by the board.
User avatar #28 - estevan (11/25/2012) [-]
Pink and white undead horse for the whole lot of tokens?
#27 - varreed (11/22/2012) [-]
will you trade me for 2 wooden chests?
User avatar #18 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
What do you want for those moldy sets? O:
User avatar #19 to #18 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
There isnt really anything in particular I'm looking for.
User avatar #20 to #19 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent a trade
User avatar #21 to #20 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Sorry man I feel as though they're worth more than that. I've been collecting them along with lotto tickets nonstop for a couple of days.
User avatar #22 to #21 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent another, this time you can't decline it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Alright, but do me a favor and post a pic showing what you got from them. I would like to know what items they actually drop.
User avatar #24 to #23 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I've already opened them, but they dropped about 100 of each raw gem, 93 lottery tickets, 89 chocolate tickets, some fabric, a couple if meal tickets, 12 badges and some wood. Nothing good really.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
At least you can use the lotto tickets that they gave you. Hopefully you'll be able to get something good from them.
User avatar #26 to #25 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
Nope, used them too..
User avatar #15 - americuh (11/21/2012) [-]
i got enough clino for now
User avatar #14 - derpismaherpis (11/14/2012) [-]
My name is Dennis Cock. Nice username you got there!
User avatar #12 - maxmoefoe (10/23/2012) [-]
Nice zyzz delete
User avatar #13 to #12 - dennisc (10/23/2012) [-]
Yea well I wasnt expecting to get -4 thumbs the second I posted it.
#9 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
thanks mate i would have settle for one key, so thank you :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
No problem, we both put up the same risk so I figured I'd give you half of the output :D
#5 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
if i give you a key and a bloodstone and it turns out you get more keys and chest will you give me a set?
User avatar #6 to #5 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
Sure
#7 to #6 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
dont ******** me.... here we go ;)
#8 to #7 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
you got four keys.
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#2 - ariusbrightwing (08/28/2012) [-]
It's. A. Hammer.   
   
Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.   
   
Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
It's. A. Hammer.

Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.

Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
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