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#238 - You can't trust wikipedia, anyone can edit that site. How do I…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on The Future... -3
#275 - puppyfood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #247 - xtwinblade (06/15/2013) [-]
because

^ p. 262 in "The Book of Ser Marco Polo, Book 1" translated by Sir Henry Yule (3rd edition), Charles Scribner's Sons, New York, 1903
^ "В Рязани производят кошерное сухое молоко" [Kosher Milk is Produced in Ryazan]. Наша Рязань (in Russian). 16 February 2010. Retrieved 22 April 2013.
^ p 277 in "Condensed Milk and Milk Powder, 3rd edition" authored and published by O.F. Hunziker, 1920
^ p 318 in "Foods: Their Composition and Analysis: A Manual for the Use of Analytical Chemists and Others" by A.W. Blyth, published by C. Griffin, 1896 www.archive.org/details/foodstheircompos00blyt
^ "Milk Powder" by K.N. Pearce, Food Science Section, New Zealand Dairy Research Institute. nzic.org.nz
^ Wayne Gisslen (2009). Professional Baking (5th ed.). Hoboken, N.J.: John Wiley. p. 77. ISBN 0-471-78349-8. Retrieved 2011 May 18.
^ Milk Powder Nutritional Information, US Dairy Export Council
^ USAID Commodities Reference Guide, Non Fat Dry Milk (Jan 2006)
^ M. Okamoto and R. Hayashi (1985) "Chemical and Nutritional Changes of Milk Powder Proteins under Various Water Activities" Agric. Biol. Chem., Vol.49 (6), pp 1683-1687.
^ p 655 in "Advanced Dairy Chemistry: Volume 2 - Lipids" by P.F. Fox and P. McSweeney, Birkhäuser, 2006 ISBN 978-0-387-26364-9
^ a b p 296 in "Toxins in Food" by W.M. Dabrowski and Z.E. Sikorski, CRC Press, 2004, ISBN 978-0-8493-1904-4
^ RHubbard, RW; Ono, Y; Sanchez, A (1989). "Atherogenic effect of oxidized products of cholesterol". Progress in food & nutrition science 13 (1): 17–44. PMID 2678267.
^ Technical sheet #768701, from Interchim
^ p 82 in "Lab Ref, Volume 2: A Handbook of Recipes, Reagents, and Other Reference Tools for Use at the Bench" by A.S. Mellick and L. Rodgers, CSHL Press, 2002, ISBN 978-0-87969-630-6
User avatar #239 - anonymousattorney (06/15/2013) [-]
Seems like it'd be pretty tough for me to write a Wikipedia article in, what, the minute or two it took for me to respond?
#241 - dennisc (06/15/2013) [-]
Of course, you must have rewritten it ahead of time, you clever fuck.
User avatar #243 - anonymousattorney (06/15/2013) [-]
Well, were that the case, wouldn't there be the possibility of someone else altering said Wiki article further after I had written it, assuming, of course, that I was the author of the article, or had anything to do with its alteration directly?
User avatar #244 - dennisc (06/15/2013) [-]
There's always a possibility. That's why you can't trust wikipedia.
User avatar #245 - anonymousattorney (06/15/2013) [-]
Mmh; fair enough. Still, though, the origin of powdered milk is still quite quigmatic.
#234 - They don't make the powdered milk, the cows do. They just gene…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/15/2013 on The Future... -3
User avatar #235 - anonymousattorney (06/15/2013) [-]
or...y'know... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powdered_milk like that
User avatar #238 - dennisc (06/15/2013) [-]
You can't trust wikipedia, anyone can edit that site. How do I know you didn't rewrite that entire article just to attempt to prove me wrong?

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User avatar #247 - xtwinblade (06/15/2013) [-]
because

^ p. 262 in "The Book of Ser Marco Polo, Book 1" translated by Sir Henry Yule (3rd edition), Charles Scribner's Sons, New York, 1903
^ "В Рязани производят кошерное сухое молоко" [Kosher Milk is Produced in Ryazan]. Наша Рязань (in Russian). 16 February 2010. Retrieved 22 April 2013.
^ p 277 in "Condensed Milk and Milk Powder, 3rd edition" authored and published by O.F. Hunziker, 1920
^ p 318 in "Foods: Their Composition and Analysis: A Manual for the Use of Analytical Chemists and Others" by A.W. Blyth, published by C. Griffin, 1896 www.archive.org/details/foodstheircompos00blyt
^ "Milk Powder" by K.N. Pearce, Food Science Section, New Zealand Dairy Research Institute. nzic.org.nz
^ Wayne Gisslen (2009). Professional Baking (5th ed.). Hoboken, N.J.: John Wiley. p. 77. ISBN 0-471-78349-8. Retrieved 2011 May 18.
^ Milk Powder Nutritional Information, US Dairy Export Council
^ USAID Commodities Reference Guide, Non Fat Dry Milk (Jan 2006)
^ M. Okamoto and R. Hayashi (1985) "Chemical and Nutritional Changes of Milk Powder Proteins under Various Water Activities" Agric. Biol. Chem., Vol.49 (6), pp 1683-1687.
^ p 655 in "Advanced Dairy Chemistry: Volume 2 - Lipids" by P.F. Fox and P. McSweeney, Birkhäuser, 2006 ISBN 978-0-387-26364-9
^ a b p 296 in "Toxins in Food" by W.M. Dabrowski and Z.E. Sikorski, CRC Press, 2004, ISBN 978-0-8493-1904-4
^ RHubbard, RW; Ono, Y; Sanchez, A (1989). "Atherogenic effect of oxidized products of cholesterol". Progress in food & nutrition science 13 (1): 17–44. PMID 2678267.
^ Technical sheet #768701, from Interchim
^ p 82 in "Lab Ref, Volume 2: A Handbook of Recipes, Reagents, and Other Reference Tools for Use at the Bench" by A.S. Mellick and L. Rodgers, CSHL Press, 2002, ISBN 978-0-87969-630-6
User avatar #239 - anonymousattorney (06/15/2013) [-]
Seems like it'd be pretty tough for me to write a Wikipedia article in, what, the minute or two it took for me to respond?
#241 - dennisc (06/15/2013) [-]
Of course, you must have rewritten it ahead of time, you clever fuck.
User avatar #243 - anonymousattorney (06/15/2013) [-]
Well, were that the case, wouldn't there be the possibility of someone else altering said Wiki article further after I had written it, assuming, of course, that I was the author of the article, or had anything to do with its alteration directly?
User avatar #244 - dennisc (06/15/2013) [-]
There's always a possibility. That's why you can't trust wikipedia.
User avatar #245 - anonymousattorney (06/15/2013) [-]
Mmh; fair enough. Still, though, the origin of powdered milk is still quite quigmatic.
#9 - I often like to believe that God started the big bang and has …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Young Earth Creationism +4
#19 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
Yet that belief is incompatible with Christianity.
User avatar #21 - baaltomekk (06/14/2013) [-]
The biggest problem of christianity is the bible. It prevents evolution (no pun intended) of christianity to reflect the present knowledge of mankind.
User avatar #36 - thereoncewasaman (06/15/2013) [-]
You can't have evolution of a religion. Why you ask? Because a religion (I'll use christianity as an example) follows the doctrine set down by a book that is supposed to contain the true word of god. You can't suddenly go "Oh you know what, that book is wrong about that, lets change it a bit", because they would be invalidating the claim that their book contains the true word of god (and that cause needs no help anyway). Religion is inherently resistant to change because of the very nature of its doctrine, and its a big problem because it holds us back when it tries to get people to adhere to a 1st century collection of writings from a nearly illiterate tribe of sheep herders. If you call yourself a christian then you must believe everything the bible says and must absolutely adhere to its doctrine. If you don't accept parts of the bible or the doctrine of christianity then you are better off calling yourself a deist.
#13 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
I can relate tot his actually.
#42 - Because if they fire her she'd start yelling about sexism and … 06/14/2013 on Feminist... 0
#61 - Looks like the product of incest. Maybe the dude should go to … 06/14/2013 on Why Would You Tweet This +2
#99 - Except Bindi is almost 15 and not 11  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on Badass little girl 0
User avatar #101 - tealkangaroo (06/10/2013) [-]
except things can be filmed in the past?
#414271 - Rule 63 Gary Oak 06/09/2013 on Pokemon +1
#81433 - Picture 06/09/2013 on Social Board +3
#57 - Number 2 is wrong. Sex actually reduces stress.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on yes, of course this is why... +7
#59 - deathlos (06/09/2013) [-]
True, but theres the flip side that relationships increases stress..
User avatar #62 - ulquiorratheespada (06/09/2013) [-]
True, but on the flip side of that; you could just drill a hole in the side of a men's room stall.
User avatar #58 - themongoose (06/09/2013) [-]
Looking at it wrong. Think about someone who was pressured and said yes to please his/her partner. It definitely degrades the relationship and makes sex an obligation - something expected, not an expression of affection.
#105 - Picture 06/08/2013 on What is yours? 0
#4 - Suddenly, everyone's craving a coke  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on all the cute +14
#17 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm high and have no cokes, stop.
User avatar #15 - deerdevil (06/08/2013) [-]
I'll have some bundy with mine.
#20 - It'd make more sense as officer Jimmy and Nurse Joey 06/08/2013 on Nurse Jim +3
#25 - I'd keep the bottles and devote a single room to swimming in e… 06/07/2013 on sun drop 0
#290 - Dolphins. Dolphins are good. 06/07/2013 on Make suggestions for FJ 0
#16 - What if Azula is really Ozai's child and Iroh was Zuko's biolo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Avatar Trivia Comic Edition 0
User avatar #17 - commanderbunbun (06/06/2013) [-]
go read the comic. YOU SEE ZUKO'S REAL FATHER.
#5 - He get's into the left lane and hits the brakes? He deserved t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Godfather +19
User avatar #20 - WeCameAsRomans (06/06/2013) [-]
Braking to switch I understand but why is the left lane thing making you rage?
User avatar #25 - Vo Spader (06/06/2013) [-]
in murica, left lane is faster lane, stay right if you wanna go slower.
#30 - whatwhen (06/06/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at I'll show you mine if you show me yours. ** over here left line is only for overtaking and turning left, u turn u cant drive all time in left line if right one is free. u can get ticket for that and theres a fuckload of unmarked police cars driving behind you
and this never happened to me but some guy told me unmarked police car tried to provoke him to drag race them
cops are assholes over here
#57 - That's what I use to practice using different pokemo… 06/06/2013 on EV Training 0
#60 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Where winners shop 0
#56 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Where winners shop +1
#184 - Greenish-Gray master race reporting in. 06/06/2013 on I really don't 0
#412033 - Alakazam is my favorite. You should name him after me bro. 06/05/2013 on Pokemon 0
#80836 - Make sure to post it to Funnyjunk. It'd likely be better than …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Social Board 0
#80837 - deathmetalwarlord (06/05/2013) [-]
I've only got eight left so it might not have the desired effect... Though when I get cigars those will do. Imagine trying to cram 8 Robusto cigars in at once.
#80834 - It should look something like this.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Social Board 0
#80835 - deathmetalwarlord (06/05/2013) [-]
Someday I'll try and get that many. Maybe if I get a night alone and feel like wasting the rest of my packet I'll do em all.
User avatar #80836 - dennisc (06/05/2013) [-]
Make sure to post it to Funnyjunk. It'd likely be better than most of the stuff that gets front page.
#80837 - deathmetalwarlord (06/05/2013) [-]
I've only got eight left so it might not have the desired effect... Though when I get cigars those will do. Imagine trying to cram 8 Robusto cigars in at once.
#80832 - Tape a bunch together and smoke them. post a picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Social Board 0
#80833 - deathmetalwarlord (06/05/2013) [-]
Done already dude. I did have a picture of me actually smoking it, i looked crazy as fuck, but for some reason it corrupted the file during transfer
#80834 - dennisc (06/05/2013) [-]
It should look something like this.
#80835 - deathmetalwarlord (06/05/2013) [-]
Someday I'll try and get that many. Maybe if I get a night alone and feel like wasting the rest of my packet I'll do em all.
User avatar #80836 - dennisc (06/05/2013) [-]
Make sure to post it to Funnyjunk. It'd likely be better than most of the stuff that gets front page.
#80837 - deathmetalwarlord (06/05/2013) [-]
I've only got eight left so it might not have the desired effect... Though when I get cigars those will do. Imagine trying to cram 8 Robusto cigars in at once.
#4 - Na bro, they're just on their way to work. If you look closely… 06/04/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +9

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#56 - scousaj (06/28/2013) [-]
Happy birthday ************ !
#54 - werslty (05/17/2013) [-]
Results
User avatar #55 to #54 - dennisc (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah well. Thanks for scratching them all off.
User avatar #50 - chuckstein (05/16/2013) [-]
We are one.
We are Bosami.
User avatar #49 - turva (03/04/2013) [-]
you have plenty of badges, ill buy them all! Send trade om selling everythign!
User avatar #41 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
Why?
#42 to #41 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
Too many mass messages. Sorry
User avatar #43 to #42 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
I sent out three in the past week....
#44 to #43 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
This is my inbox...
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
over the course of a month.

am I like your only friend or something?
User avatar #46 to #45 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
The only one that sends out mass messages. I always hope its someone wanting an actual conversation and my hopes get crushed.
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
you will get an alert if someone sends you a private message

I have like 30 MMs from just today...
User avatar #48 to #47 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
I get alerts pretty often from people replying to comments.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dennisc (11/30/2012) [-]
That is alright. Thank you :)
User avatar #37 - cantada (11/30/2012) [-]
Its fine I got enough garnet ty
User avatar #34 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sneaking an extra raw in there i see!
User avatar #35 to #34 - dennisc (11/28/2012) [-]
Lol I multiplied wrong. It's 4am here. Do you want the extra one back?
User avatar #36 to #35 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sure XD
User avatar #33 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
lol@thechickenegg
#29 - itemmaaan (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I would accept to joke around but I feel like you won't give it back
User avatar #30 to #29 - dennisc (11/27/2012) [-]
I'd give it back if you did. I wouldn't enjoy being branded as a thief by the board.
User avatar #28 - estevan (11/25/2012) [-]
Pink and white undead horse for the whole lot of tokens?
#27 - varreed (11/22/2012) [-]
will you trade me for 2 wooden chests?
User avatar #18 - evilskull ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
What do you want for those moldy sets? O:
User avatar #19 to #18 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
There isnt really anything in particular I'm looking for.
User avatar #20 to #19 - evilskull ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent a trade
User avatar #21 to #20 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Sorry man I feel as though they're worth more than that. I've been collecting them along with lotto tickets nonstop for a couple of days.
User avatar #22 to #21 - evilskull ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent another, this time you can't decline it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Alright, but do me a favor and post a pic showing what you got from them. I would like to know what items they actually drop.
User avatar #24 to #23 - evilskull ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I've already opened them, but they dropped about 100 of each raw gem, 93 lottery tickets, 89 chocolate tickets, some fabric, a couple if meal tickets, 12 badges and some wood. Nothing good really.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
At least you can use the lotto tickets that they gave you. Hopefully you'll be able to get something good from them.
User avatar #26 to #25 - evilskull ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Nope, used them too..
User avatar #15 - americuh (11/21/2012) [-]
i got enough clino for now
User avatar #14 - derpismaherpis (11/14/2012) [-]
My name is Dennis Cock. Nice username you got there!
User avatar #12 - maxmoefoe (10/23/2012) [-]
Nice zyzz delete
User avatar #13 to #12 - dennisc (10/23/2012) [-]
Yea well I wasnt expecting to get -4 thumbs the second I posted it.
#9 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
thanks mate i would have settle for one key, so thank you :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
No problem, we both put up the same risk so I figured I'd give you half of the output :D
#5 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
if i give you a key and a bloodstone and it turns out you get more keys and chest will you give me a set?
User avatar #6 to #5 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
Sure
#7 to #6 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
dont ******** me.... here we go ;)
#8 to #7 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
you got four keys.
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#2 - ariusbrightwing (08/28/2012) [-]
It's. A. Hammer.   
   
Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.   
   
Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
It's. A. Hammer.

Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.

Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
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