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#1053 - aullus (07/19/2012) [-]
That is all.

Or maybe Hello.

I dunno yet.
User avatar #1098 to #1053 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
(reached maximum comments D: )
Huh, I hadn't heard about his back story--honestly, I never legitimate learned about WWII in school.
I went to a Catholic school two out of four years of high school and we didn't even get close.
I'm sure my public school learned all about it when I was gone, though.
User avatar #1103 to #1098 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Derp.

Im in a Christian program, but those silly bits of information school doesnt teach you still gets to me. :3

And nah, they dont teach that. They are like 'HE IS SATAN. EEEERRHHGGG.'
User avatar #1105 to #1103 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought was the reason my Catholic school didn't teach us lol.
Nobody ever believes me when I tell them I haven't learned **** about all the WWII details--only the very basics that everybody knows lol.
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Yep.

'Hitler was evil'
'Hitler was a terrible man'
'Hitler killed a lot of people'

The first two are lies, and the third one is kinda meh.. I mean, sure, it was a lot, but we have lost a ******* more in other useless wars.
User avatar #1108 to #1106 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
I mean, im no Nazi, but people gotta see stuff from both sides. No matter how harsh the other side is.
User avatar #1110 to #1108 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
That's true, but I'm just not a violent person in general, so I have no Hitler tolerance lol.
But since I never learned the whole story, I guess I can't be too biased.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Mhm.

<.< Sorry. Guess I kinda sound like im being a little strange.

Though, it IS the internet. :I Oh well. And its good you arent a violent person. Violence isnt that cool at all.
User avatar #1113 to #1111 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Oh honey, you're not being strange--I've dealt with strange, and you're far from it for now ^_______^

Yeah I hate violence and conflict; I almost have a panic attack every time I see people getting into it when they're arguing.
I tend to think fists will fly and people will end up dead.
#1114 to #1113 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Mhm.

I like to deter against fights. When people pick them with me, I go along with it. They dont expect it, and dont end up fighting for one of two reasons: My brother is a goddamn bear, or the fact that im a goddamn bear.

XD Either one would make sense.

I mean seriously.

Who else wears a bow as a hat?
User avatar #1117 to #1114 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, after years of being bullied, I've learned to go along with them insulting me, rather than giving them the reaction they want.
They'll call me a bitch or a whore and I'll be like "Okay...so tell me something I don't know" xD

And goodnight; I enjoy talking with you~!
User avatar #1121 to #1117 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Well, as far as ive seen, you arent either of those. So thats not too nice.

Truth be told, if they insult my friend like that, I WILL give them something to think about. Though, I wont really hit them, because laws n such.. Though, if they hit me first. Yep.

And its morning. XD So hello again. :3
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Good morning to you (well, afternoon here)~!

Yeah for some reason when I was a Freshman, there was a rumor that I was a whore (probably because I was dating a guy whose ex girlfriend was psycho and she spread rumors) and it's funny because I'm probably the most prude person you'll ever know.

I wouldn't hit somebody unless they hit me first. And by me hitting somebody, I mean feebly pushing them and being like "NYAAA"
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
XD Hia, anyways.

And thats meow. Crazy bitches be crazy. Oh well.. Some people really do like to do that. :I

XD You would be that one person flailing your arms like 'Am I winning?!?!'
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Haha exactly, I'd be flailing my arms around with my eyes closed xD
I'd probably end up hitting everybody BUT the one that hit me.
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
And then initiate hugs from behind that hold your arms down.

What do you mean thats called subduing someone? I call it hugs. XD
User avatar #1127 to #1125 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
It's not rape, it's surprise sex! :3
User avatar #1130 to #1127 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
XD Yea. I suppose.

I would be that kinda guy, though.

Sept.. I wouldnt rape. Doing something unconsensual or unnecessary is mean.
User avatar #1132 to #1130 - dengekisushi (07/21/2012) [-]
I only rape people with my eyes.

Mmmmmmm...
#1133 to #1132 - aullus (07/21/2012) [-]
So don't I.
User avatar #1116 to #1114 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, going to sleep. Ninight. XD
#1054 to #1053 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
The immensity of cuteness is off the charts.
#1055 to #1054 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Iknoright? How are you doing, person ive not yet met?
#1056 to #1055 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
I'm doing alright; my throat is practically burned from the dinner I made, and it's 100 degrees outside,
but other than that, I'm just fantabulous.

How are you, young one?
#1057 to #1056 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Awww. That sucks. Did you know semen is really nice for throat problems?

..Not so great for heat problems, though. But thats why im up here in Maine! :D

Im good. :3 Bored if anything. There is nothing to do besides League of Legends.
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Apparently semen works all sorts of wonders, but I wouldn't know--I'm full-blow virgin, honey buns.

Maine? I've never been to the east coast; what is it like over there? :3 I'm in Missouri right now.
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Theres no problem with that. XD

Maine is nice. :3 Its kinda cold, rainy, and snows a lot in winter. Missouri is a place I havent seen/heard much of. XD
#1060 to #1059 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
I just moved to Missouri last weekend because my mom has been living here for a few months now.
I'm originally from Iowa--spent my whole nineteen years of life there until now :3
But I'll be back in Iowa next month for college.
But right now, it's so damn hot here; I think I'm gonna die.
#1065 to #1060 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Hey.

You dont notice the heat if its in snuggles. :D

Oh well.

Hope you have something to cuddle. :3

And if not, thats meow. *Internet-hugs*

And what are you going to college for?

Ohgodthatface, too.
#1067 to #1065 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
I have a body pillow with a suede pillowcase to cuddle with.   
And my puppy, whose name is Beefcake.   
   
I'm going to college to major in fashion design with a minor in business :3
I have a body pillow with a suede pillowcase to cuddle with.
And my puppy, whose name is Beefcake.

I'm going to college to major in fashion design with a minor in business :3
#1069 to #1067 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
You remind me of this pony.

..Only. ..Humanized. ..Like is in the picture.

Because FASHION. And FABULOSITY.

..N such. :3

Beefcake, huh? I named my cat 'Cat.' once. :D He had a nice life.
#1071 to #1069 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
D'aww, you're too kind :D

Yep, Beefcake; I decided on that name after my friend's mom got the idea because he was the "beefiest" of the litter~
#1074 to #1071 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/warhammer40k/The+God+Emperor+of+Mankind/sqebGfd/26#26

I dunno. Some people dont think im that kind.

And that sure is interesting. XD I bet you can guess why I called my cat what I did.

Yea.. Cats get gigantic, though. Like.. REALLY BIG compared to some other cats.
#1076 to #1074 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
People here just don't like Bronies.
I'm not an MLP fan myself, but I don't mind the Bronies much at all :3

Aww, I used to have a really fat cat named Dozer; he was so fricking cute.
User avatar #1079 to #1076 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
XD I suppose not. And that is nice of you. :3

Fat cats are the best. XD My friend had a cat so fat, he just like.. Sagged across the floor.
#1081 to #1079 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
My cat Dozer was relatively skinny, but then we left him in the car of my stingy grandma over vacation
and we got home after a few days and he was literally double his size.
My mom took him to the vet because she thought he had a tumor.
He was just like "Nope, he's just really fat"
#1084 to #1081 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Ohgodlol. XD   
   
And I heard about you being sad by stalking your posts. :D If you can call it stalking. You are pretty, and I dont think you should feel sad.   
   
So here is a neat GIF.    
   
And damn. When a cat gets so big you take it to the vet becuase its SO GODDAMN FAT. XD
Ohgodlol. XD

And I heard about you being sad by stalking your posts. :D If you can call it stalking. You are pretty, and I dont think you should feel sad.

So here is a neat GIF.

And damn. When a cat gets so big you take it to the vet becuase its SO GODDAMN FAT. XD
User avatar #1086 to #1084 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was sad a while ago because of a bunch of stupid **** , but I'm a lot happier now.
It's surprising I'm happier now, though, because all of my friends are getting knocked up >___>
#1091 to #1086 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
Well, if you ever need cheering up, you can always call on me.

I love to help make people smile. :3

Also, enjoy this art from the fabulous A. Hitler. :D

Ignore the background. I put that there.
#1093 to #1091 - dengekisushi (07/20/2012) [-]
Ah yes, I've heard Hitler was quite the artist.   
Strange, really.
Ah yes, I've heard Hitler was quite the artist.
Strange, really.
User avatar #1096 to #1093 - aullus (07/20/2012) [-]
XD He is a great artist.

Truth be told, he was a very nice and great man. ..Besides the killing. That part wasnt nice, but that was out of spite for the ones that he though killed his mother. Among other things.
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