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demonictoasters

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Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
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Location:Nonya Germany
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latest user's comments

#101 - Again twisting words around. What I am saying, since I have to…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
User avatar #105 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh boy you honestly believe that the police force would actually tell the truth? Your American officers are just awful people. They torture and murder innocent people simply cos they're black. You need to open your damn eyes.

Dude, are you actually this angry or just joking?
#99 - here's another comparison of your dumb views, you're like the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
User avatar #100 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Wow that changed suddenly. First you are sat there praising everything you Americans do overseas but suddenly it's all "MUSLIMS ARE MY HERO" pick a side already, dipshit.

And if the police WERE all good people then how come they have a strange habit of murdering innocent black kids?
#98 - What you have said is the equivalent of saying since there are… 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
#97 - Again you are really dumb, because yet again you are putting w… 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
#92 - Really? You are the one who got angry and had to defend yourse…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
User avatar #93 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit I called it too early les do this.

Wow, you really are fucking dumb aren't you? you really think that anything you say is anything other than awful trash your brilliant American government has brainwashed you into thinking? You seriously have some growing up to do before you realise that real people are killed by your troops every god damn day and you think that is ok.
#88 - Here's the best part, you are accusing me of being brainwashed… 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
#87 - Again you didn't read what I said, German National, only half …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... +1
User avatar #90 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh boy. I think it's gone on for too long now.

I've been trying to see how angry I could get you. Clearly pretty damn angry.

Thanks for making my day.
User avatar #101 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Again twisting words around. What I am saying, since I have to dumb it down is, that all groups have bad eggs that doesn't speak for the entirety. A lot of police are legit. Again you are so far up your own ass. I bet you think you're really something, you got it all figured out. Yet all you do is regurgitate bulllshit to push your cause. And it's all retarded garbage. Please just jump off a cliff, you can't be helped. Thanks for proving me right. Thanks for leavings this huge example of what's really wrong with the world. Good job, you made my week and I am even more sure of my beliefs against conspiracy idiots like you. Lol. Fucking faggot. Cute, and pathetic. go swing that one inc wonder elsewhere, I am not impressed. Your mother probably wishes she had swallowed. What a waste. All you do is only pick out the things that push your side of the argument but are only a fraction of the true story. ave fun working fast food till you die.
User avatar #105 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh boy you honestly believe that the police force would actually tell the truth? Your American officers are just awful people. They torture and murder innocent people simply cos they're black. You need to open your damn eyes.

Dude, are you actually this angry or just joking?
User avatar #99 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
here's another comparison of your dumb views, you're like the stupid ignoramuses who demonize muslims because of a few radicals. You are so ignorant you can't see it. You can't even come up with a mature and legitimate argument. You can't win.
User avatar #100 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Wow that changed suddenly. First you are sat there praising everything you Americans do overseas but suddenly it's all "MUSLIMS ARE MY HERO" pick a side already, dipshit.

And if the police WERE all good people then how come they have a strange habit of murdering innocent black kids?
User avatar #98 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
What you have said is the equivalent of saying since there are some cops who have killed and abused people for no reason makes all cops evil and not an inherently good service for the people. That's how fucking dumb you are.
User avatar #97 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Again you are really dumb, because yet again you are putting words in my mouth that I never once said. Again not American, again never said anything was glorious. Again you are stuck on something that was never said because you are so delusional. Killing is a reality, and I do agree with killing one to save many. The world is a dark fucked up place and things are going to happen. But I won't demonize an entire group over the actions of a few. That's ignorant. That's you. You are the one who has been brainwashed into this idea that all people in the military are evil. what's not ok is people pushing their beliefs with bullshit and ignoring any real facts. Whats stupid is someone believing they are self righteous and above others. You need to grow up and stop being a peon. You can't actually be in college you can't even comprehend simple sentences, you manage to pull something complete opposite of what was said. Then you tried to pretend you were trolling. You are such a little bitch. Try and actually read what I said and try and be an adult in your response instead of making sit up to justify yourself. Man this is too glorious how much more you make yourself even more apparently dumb as a pile of rocks.
User avatar #92 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Really? You are the one who got angry and had to defend yourself with the fact you are going to college. Now you trying to play it off like you were just testing me. When really it's because you haven't a single legitimate thing to say. It's hard for me to be angry by someone who has an IQ of about 35 and is on the verge of being a vegetable. You are so pathetic it hurts. Cute though, you still look like an idiot. You're a joke and you've run out of anything to actually say because you have nothing and are noting. You just proved my point you use the internet to try and make yourself feel better, what a sad little boy you are. I've been sitting here laughing the entire time at you, you are so garbage, I didn't even have to try to shut you down. You did it yourself. Here's to you winning a darwin award sometime in the future, the world won't miss you.
User avatar #93 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit I called it too early les do this.

Wow, you really are fucking dumb aren't you? you really think that anything you say is anything other than awful trash your brilliant American government has brainwashed you into thinking? You seriously have some growing up to do before you realise that real people are killed by your troops every god damn day and you think that is ok.
#83 - All your doing is twisting my words around or completely ignor… 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
#82 - You're obviously dumb enough to think throwing some useless co…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0
User avatar #84 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ, you Americans really are blind. If war is such a heroic thing then how come our soldiers are off killing innocent people Afghan. And remember Vietnam? The horrible things your troops did there?
User avatar #88 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Here's the best part, you are accusing me of being brainwashed by my government while you are spewing sit you regurgitated from someone else that is just as brainwashed as pro US people. You don't even see the irony in it.
User avatar #87 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Again you didn't read what I said, German National, only half my family is American. I never said the army was glorious, again you are spewing absolute bullshit I never once said. You are still not using anything that is actual fact, just your delusion on what you think I said because you are borderline illiterate. You can only pick out the thing that "prove" your side. Cause you're the ignorant asshat with a chip on their shoulder who likes to demonize whole countries on some incidents and actions of a few. Again you don't know anything, you haven't actually educated yourself. Only filled up your empty head with garbage propaganda. If you were actually intelligent you would be able to grasp both sides, not just the one you were obviously brain washed with. Typical anti US retard. You are really making yourself look so fucking stupid. DO you realize that? Course you don't, you're too busy trying to suck your own dick then actually come up with anything legitimate.
User avatar #90 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh boy. I think it's gone on for too long now.

I've been trying to see how angry I could get you. Clearly pretty damn angry.

Thanks for making my day.
User avatar #101 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Again twisting words around. What I am saying, since I have to dumb it down is, that all groups have bad eggs that doesn't speak for the entirety. A lot of police are legit. Again you are so far up your own ass. I bet you think you're really something, you got it all figured out. Yet all you do is regurgitate bulllshit to push your cause. And it's all retarded garbage. Please just jump off a cliff, you can't be helped. Thanks for proving me right. Thanks for leavings this huge example of what's really wrong with the world. Good job, you made my week and I am even more sure of my beliefs against conspiracy idiots like you. Lol. Fucking faggot. Cute, and pathetic. go swing that one inc wonder elsewhere, I am not impressed. Your mother probably wishes she had swallowed. What a waste. All you do is only pick out the things that push your side of the argument but are only a fraction of the true story. ave fun working fast food till you die.
User avatar #105 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh boy you honestly believe that the police force would actually tell the truth? Your American officers are just awful people. They torture and murder innocent people simply cos they're black. You need to open your damn eyes.

Dude, are you actually this angry or just joking?
User avatar #99 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
here's another comparison of your dumb views, you're like the stupid ignoramuses who demonize muslims because of a few radicals. You are so ignorant you can't see it. You can't even come up with a mature and legitimate argument. You can't win.
User avatar #100 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Wow that changed suddenly. First you are sat there praising everything you Americans do overseas but suddenly it's all "MUSLIMS ARE MY HERO" pick a side already, dipshit.

And if the police WERE all good people then how come they have a strange habit of murdering innocent black kids?
User avatar #98 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
What you have said is the equivalent of saying since there are some cops who have killed and abused people for no reason makes all cops evil and not an inherently good service for the people. That's how fucking dumb you are.
User avatar #97 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Again you are really dumb, because yet again you are putting words in my mouth that I never once said. Again not American, again never said anything was glorious. Again you are stuck on something that was never said because you are so delusional. Killing is a reality, and I do agree with killing one to save many. The world is a dark fucked up place and things are going to happen. But I won't demonize an entire group over the actions of a few. That's ignorant. That's you. You are the one who has been brainwashed into this idea that all people in the military are evil. what's not ok is people pushing their beliefs with bullshit and ignoring any real facts. Whats stupid is someone believing they are self righteous and above others. You need to grow up and stop being a peon. You can't actually be in college you can't even comprehend simple sentences, you manage to pull something complete opposite of what was said. Then you tried to pretend you were trolling. You are such a little bitch. Try and actually read what I said and try and be an adult in your response instead of making sit up to justify yourself. Man this is too glorious how much more you make yourself even more apparently dumb as a pile of rocks.
User avatar #92 - demonictoasters (02/17/2015) [-]
Really? You are the one who got angry and had to defend yourself with the fact you are going to college. Now you trying to play it off like you were just testing me. When really it's because you haven't a single legitimate thing to say. It's hard for me to be angry by someone who has an IQ of about 35 and is on the verge of being a vegetable. You are so pathetic it hurts. Cute though, you still look like an idiot. You're a joke and you've run out of anything to actually say because you have nothing and are noting. You just proved my point you use the internet to try and make yourself feel better, what a sad little boy you are. I've been sitting here laughing the entire time at you, you are so garbage, I didn't even have to try to shut you down. You did it yourself. Here's to you winning a darwin award sometime in the future, the world won't miss you.
User avatar #93 - uselessmemer (02/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit I called it too early les do this.

Wow, you really are fucking dumb aren't you? you really think that anything you say is anything other than awful trash your brilliant American government has brainwashed you into thinking? You seriously have some growing up to do before you realise that real people are killed by your troops every god damn day and you think that is ok.
#80 - Oh no you are going to college, and studying a useless subject… 02/17/2015 on Hey, maybe something nice... 0

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