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Stand Navy out to sea, Fight our Battle Cry;
We'll never change our course, So Army you steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to Victory
And sink their bones to Davy Jones, Hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home.

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#7 - Picture 08/31/2015 on Oh Pratt-Senpai! +44
#16 - Picture 08/29/2015 on self-esteem +1
#30 - I suppose were not a country on our own, but Nepal isn't all t…  [+] (3 replies) 08/28/2015 on These must be true! +5
#39 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
Ohio mentioned.
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#75 - elsanna (08/29/2015) [-]
Swell with corn and the best damn band in the land.
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#84 - burytia (08/29/2015) [-]
ohio you way?

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#24 - I've always wanted a pet Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding  [+] (7 replies) 08/26/2015 on PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFFLPTLTPPLLF +150
#82 - FroogleBerry (08/26/2015) [-]
I want a pet Fennec. So damn cute.
#86 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Silver fox master race
#50 - Dember (08/26/2015) [-]
I know someone with a pet fox. She takes him to pet stores and other animal-friendly places and everyone asks "what does the fox say?"

and she tells them, "Mer!"

it's what he says, apparently

we finally have an answer
#84 - xbyronx (08/26/2015) [-]
True shit, I have a pet fox, it was captured by my hunting dog. And straight out of that fucking disney movie, they became very good friends as they were both young at the time. Should be noted this dog regularly kills hogs and other animals for food, yet befriended this young fox, taught it how to hunt, and made it one of its own. I believe she took it in because when we had to get rid of her puppies she wanted something to care for. So they are inseparable and we have a house fox now. They stink to high heaven and require daily baths as they release a natural musk unfortunately. The vet said they could do a procedure to disable that, but I just didn't want to defang/declaw/demusk or anything to the fox because I didn't want to take away any of its natural surviving ability. The fox regularly catches rabbits for her in the dog, or small fish when we go on long hunts.

tl;dr I had a hunting dog, it caught a fox, now I have a hunting dog and fox duo that work well together.
#54 - bakagaijin (08/26/2015) [-]
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**bakagaijin rolled image** Man, I wish I could have a pet fox... but unfortunately, you might get lucky andfind one with an outgoing nature, but that's kinda rare... we haven't domesticated them as far as dogs so we cant breed out their unattractive nature most of them either get really attached to only one person, or are antisocial and skittish....
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#56 - vigilum (08/26/2015) [-]
I guess I was a fox all along
#30 - apietotheface (08/26/2015) [-]
you and me both, brother.
#66 - I'm 5'5" which means I'm Veronica's friend, it's nice to …  [+] (1 reply) 08/26/2015 on Cringe Comp #26 0
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#92 - agreatusername (08/26/2015) [-]
I like theoptimism.