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demonfish

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Date Signed Up:9/13/2011
Last Login:9/30/2016
Location:Ohio
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Total Comments Made:1271
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Stand Navy out to sea, Fight our Battle Cry;
We'll never change our course, So Army you steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to Victory
And sink their bones to Davy Jones, Hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home.

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    Hey, U Jelly? Hey, U Jelly?
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    Democracy Democracy
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    The? The?
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#36 - It's measured in mph  [+] (1 reply) 21 hours ago on When you accidentally go to... +4
#37 - demonfish (21 hours ago) [-]
#19 - Is this what we're going back to?  [+] (12 replies) 09/29/2016 on When you accidentally go to... +124
#68 - badrey (16 hours ago) [-]
i remember cheating on that game like this. Now its no longer possible
#65 - dudeski (18 hours ago) [-]
This is LITERALLY one of the first things to ever be on FunnyJunk. I'm talking circa 2002. Before user-submitted content. Before commenting. Before Admin. Before Black scheme. Before Green Scheme.
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#39 - MatthewsGauss (20 hours ago) [-]
I remember I was in a developmental speech class in 4th grade the teacher asked me "Matt what did you do this weekend?".

I told her I played a game called spank the monkey and she got super flustered and told me to never talk about it again.

I was very confused because I obviously didnt know the game was a joke about masturbation.
#124 - fiero (8 hours ago) [-]
Showing your power level that early?
#72 - rousingloki (14 hours ago) [-]
I played it too but I would never admit to anyone I played such a stupid game
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#71 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
God damn it Matt
#40 - MatthewsGauss (20 hours ago) [-]
I guess I fucked up on never talking about it again by posting this story
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#63 - baconhero (18 hours ago) [-]
Your teacher would be disappointed. But seriously, I remember playing that game in middle school. A lot of fun.
#49 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
Now you ducked up
#23 - anon (09/30/2016) [-]
XD i played that game once, i think i got like, what, 100 meters on that thing once?
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#36 - demonfish (21 hours ago) [-]
It's measured in mph
#37 - demonfish (21 hours ago) [-]
#115 - This is why Ark exists, to make up for this ********  [+] (5 replies) 09/29/2016 on 'bout time -2
#146 - mohawkwarrior (09/29/2016) [-]
Except that you might not have Ark for long. They are being sued for stealing most of their in-game models.
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#129 - darigaz (09/29/2016) [-]
Excuse me but.... is that a god damn mechanical t-rex?
#181 - stifflimb (17 hours ago) [-]
They're becoming quite normal these days Horizon Zero Dawn
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#130 - demonfish (09/29/2016) [-]
Yes, I believe it's a skin you can give to a regular t rex
#118 - stifflimb (09/29/2016) [-]
That along with Horizon Zero Dawn at least for peopel with ps4
#9 - Picture 09/27/2016 on friends! +5
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 09/27/2016 on So I bought some armor... +32
#249 - bledoprodz (09/27/2016) [-]
100 hours on Movie Maker, i swear.
#9 - Good 09/07/2016 on Darn gargoyles +13
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