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#107 - I didn't say they were prevalent, or sophisticated...but they … 03/23/2013 on Link with all of his items 0
#104 - This is exactly why hammer space was made. 03/23/2013 on Link with all of his items 0
#103 - They're very similar games, but the target demos are totally d…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Link with all of his items 0
#105 - shepardbdead (03/23/2013) [-]
skyrim had puzzle elements?????? LOOOOOOOOOOOL
#109 - tomthehippie (03/23/2013) [-]
In Morrowind (never played Skyrim) there are a couple of quests that involve riddles, and a lot of the quests involve you figuring out just what the hell is going on.
#110 - shepardbdead (03/23/2013) [-]
were talking about skyrim here though not the previous elder scroll games.
#108 - shepardbdead (03/23/2013) [-]
lol which ones when you try and get the scroll only to find out its been taken, you can't compare skyrim "puzzles" to zelda puzzle mate.
#107 - deletedmyaccount (03/23/2013) [-]
I didn't say they were prevalent, or sophisticated...but they ARE sort of there.
#115 - Perfectly on beat with the song I'm listening to. I a… 03/23/2013 on Oh Japan 0
#6 - Funny enough, cats don't have a fatal terminal velocity. …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Deppresed Cat +9
#39 - tragono (03/23/2013) [-]
Unless they suffocate. Still, incredibly unlikely that they will be dropped from high enough for that to happen.
#21 - tomthehippie (03/23/2013) [-]
Fun fact, they do.

Between three and five stories they die. Between five and eight stories they break the fuck out of their legs, but live (because they instinctively spread eagle at this height, which slows them down enough), over that they still die.
#10 - draxdiesel (03/23/2013) [-]
they kind of crouch when they land so if they fall from high enough their jaw smashes into the ground and that can definitely kill.


how the fuck do i know this
User avatar #7 - ilovehitler (03/23/2013) [-]
I think I might have to test that.
User avatar #9 - ilovehitler (03/23/2013) [-]
You fucking liar.
Time to get a new cat.
#40 - tragono (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - Durp (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm laughing and crying at the same time now
#36 - Assuming he wanted it? Some people just have friends … 03/22/2013 on Friendzoned 0
#89 - Besides the whole "holocaust,' thing, Hitler was actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on it is always +4
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#151 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Dr who feels +15
#253 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
Like little fragile shells,

Feeling in the foam ;-;
#120 - I wouldn't mind getting in the middle of THAT earth. Wink. 03/19/2013 on Middle earth 0
#23 - Yo, dawg, it's a joke. It's not bashing Christianity, it's jus…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Early ungabunga +1
#38 - wafflecopper (03/19/2013) [-]
actually it kinda is bashing, it implies that Christianity is a violent religion on the intellectual level of a neanderthal, I enjoy a good laugh, I even laugh when Christians themselves are made fun of, but when an entire doctrine of beliefs is "debated" so poorly it ruptures my flimflams.

I have said the same of (what few there are) anti Atheist posts, and I will say the same of the anti Christian posts.

Funnyjunk, not flamejunk
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#42 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Notice how it never said Christianity.
User avatar #46 - albinodogcrap (03/19/2013) [-]
It does imply Christianity through stone tablets and its similarities of afterlife conceptions. It also puts a demeaning tone towards Christians, implying they are stupid and neanderthal-esque. However I am not complaining and would like to point out that it is for these reasons that the post made me laugh, not the caveman theme.
User avatar #43 - wafflecopper (03/19/2013) [-]
I realize I'm digging a deeper pit, but whatever, it doesn't specifically say Christianity, but every implication points to it, whether it be the stone tablets, or the idea of a paradise after life.

I'm sure there are other religions with similar items/themes, but the most prominent ones are Christianity and Judaism. Like I said this was just meant to flame.
User avatar #25 - Jewssassin (03/19/2013) [-]
wafflecopper says wowzers. obviously.
User avatar #33 - annogram (03/19/2013) [-]
gosh deletedmyaccount, how are you so insensitive
#7 - Who is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Yo mama -1
User avatar #10 - galkawhm (03/16/2013) [-]
Fiddlesticks from League of Legends
#250 - They got rid of dodge ball at my elementary school. Said it en… 03/15/2013 on Sadly, this is no... 0
#118 - It's still by your own free will. I don't see the problem with… 03/06/2013 on True Story 0
#13 - It encourages such behavior, which puts students in danger, wh… 03/06/2013 on What The Fuck Florida? 0
#51 - That's not evil... That's insincere good, which still…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on True Story +1
User avatar #73 - mrmontombo (03/06/2013) [-]
The actions are good. Not the person. If you dont do something out of your own free will then it isnt yours.
#118 - deletedmyaccount (03/06/2013) [-]
It's still by your own free will. I don't see the problem with it, I suppose. If the end result is people are good, than people are good, and that's good.
#7 - All I ever did was kill those penguins. I never once got that … 03/06/2013 on You all did it! +1
#43 - I lift my pants up past my crotch, if that's what you mean.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on Sonic's eyes finally make... +22
#44 - acemcgunner (03/06/2013) [-]
#22 - Most agnostics I talk to basically put it this way: I don't kn…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2013 on True Story +4
#38 - kez has deleted their comment.
#39 - kez (03/06/2013) [-]
Bull fucking shit.

Sorry. No one good is good just in case religion is true or because otherwise they will be punished.

People are good because thats how it should be and thats how they themselves would want to be treated.

Anyone who thinks themselves / people are only good because they dont want to go to hell is one of the worst people and a stain on the human race. If you are only good because otherwise you will be punished. You arent good.

Just an evil slave.
#51 - deletedmyaccount (03/06/2013) [-]
That's not evil...

That's insincere good, which still sounds pretty good, actually. Good actions and words that aren't meant are still good, if it helps others.
User avatar #73 - mrmontombo (03/06/2013) [-]
The actions are good. Not the person. If you dont do something out of your own free will then it isnt yours.
#118 - deletedmyaccount (03/06/2013) [-]
It's still by your own free will. I don't see the problem with it, I suppose. If the end result is people are good, than people are good, and that's good.
#2 - ...they couldn't tell it was a song?? 03/06/2013 on will smith +1
#18 - I'm not sure if you're troll ing, or are legitimately retarde…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on True Story 0
User avatar #301 - gasster (03/11/2013) [-]
see above
#17 - Agnostics are off to the side like "what they **** …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2013 on True Story +1
User avatar #20 - KayRed (03/06/2013) [-]
Exactly. The argument of existence vs non-existence doesn't matter. Death is the only sure thing.
#22 - deletedmyaccount (03/06/2013) [-]
Most agnostics I talk to basically put it this way: I don't know if god(s) exist. I can't know if god(s) exist. I'm going to be a relatively good person, just in case.
#38 - kez has deleted their comment.
#39 - kez (03/06/2013) [-]
Bull fucking shit.

Sorry. No one good is good just in case religion is true or because otherwise they will be punished.

People are good because thats how it should be and thats how they themselves would want to be treated.

Anyone who thinks themselves / people are only good because they dont want to go to hell is one of the worst people and a stain on the human race. If you are only good because otherwise you will be punished. You arent good.

Just an evil slave.
#51 - deletedmyaccount (03/06/2013) [-]
That's not evil...

That's insincere good, which still sounds pretty good, actually. Good actions and words that aren't meant are still good, if it helps others.
User avatar #73 - mrmontombo (03/06/2013) [-]
The actions are good. Not the person. If you dont do something out of your own free will then it isnt yours.
#118 - deletedmyaccount (03/06/2013) [-]
It's still by your own free will. I don't see the problem with it, I suppose. If the end result is people are good, than people are good, and that's good.
#6 - Hashtag. Way too much hashtag. 03/06/2013 on Suddenly it all makes sense.. -1
#2 - Cats just know what they want, man. 03/06/2013 on gotta love pussies 0
#21 - I live in Michigan, Michigan still has water. ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on stupidity is a problem +3
#22 - vwgreen (03/06/2013) [-]
thanks for pointing that out. That's hilarious! XD
#6 - Then the cheetah took him in, as though he were it's own. … 03/06/2013 on When you realize it's too... +56

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#1 - TheBigGummyBear (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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