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#11 - Oi, to any stoners out there, I recently smoked a bowl for the…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/10/2013 on title 0
User avatar #27 - lordscooby (11/11/2013) [-]
smoke again. happened to me my first time, it's fairly normal.
#19 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
Ex- stoner here. It is true. The first time you just need to get it into your system. Next time be careful and don't overdo it to make sure you feel the effects because you may end up too uncomfortably high. Take a hit or two and wait 15 minutes to see how you feel before taking more. You're welcome
User avatar #14 - mynameisnotmike (11/10/2013) [-]
inhale deeper and inhale a breath of oxygen after the smoke then release the smoke
#16 - deletedmyaccount (11/10/2013) [-]
I was going to, but it was also my friend's bowl, and I didn't wanna be that guy who smokes it all. But the breath of oxygen afterwords is news to me, thanks bro.
User avatar #20 - mynameisnotmike (11/11/2013) [-]
no worries
#13 - fuckitdude (11/10/2013) [-]
Yes, when you do finally get high for the first time it will allow your body to revisit this state when you smoke in the future. For some people it takes smoking one or twice, for others it can take up to a month of smoking everyday. Some users have found a way of bypassing this initial period with common household cleaners. After smoking, mix a decent amount of bleach with an ammonia based cleaner. Inhaling the fumes for 5 to 10 minutes will allow the THC to be more easily absorbed into the body, they way it does for regular smokers. Good luck and stick to it. Soon enough you'll be high as a kite.
User avatar #28 - unikornking (11/11/2013) [-]
Sorry to be a buzzkill but doesn't that kill people?
#40 - fuckitdude (11/11/2013) [-]
No it gives you a hella buzz. Don't listen to all these trolls saying its bad for you.
User avatar #35 - ilovetexas (11/11/2013) [-]
What Happens When You Mix Bleach and Ammonia?
Answer
Mixing bleach and ammonia can cause a major reaction. The smell can be unbearable and damaging to your lungs. The mixture can also foam up and create a strong reaction.
User avatar #31 - pipeworks (11/11/2013) [-]
......did.........did s/he just tell a stoner to mix bleach and ammonia ?
#36 - deletedmyaccount (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm not a stoner, dude. I've smoked once.

And I'm perfectly aware that bleach and ammonia creates a toxic gas. Shit's dangerous.
User avatar #37 - pipeworks (11/11/2013) [-]
Thank god.
Sorry if I offended you. But seriously, shit's mad dangerous, and I got worried.
#41 - deletedmyaccount (11/11/2013) [-]
Nah, the below comment is just a joke. Ain't no one dying because of my ignorance yet.
#15 - deletedmyaccount (11/10/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir, I'll be sure to tell all of my friends.
#34 - S/he's gonna backtrace ya.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/10/2013 on hide yo computers from him +4
User avatar #37 - iamthepapercut (11/11/2013) [-]
Ya dun goofed

Also, that girl does porn now
User avatar #40 - sergeantamerica (11/11/2013) [-]
That's nasty
User avatar #42 - iamthepapercut (11/11/2013) [-]
You have no idea.

It's live action MLP porn.

pixelvixens.tumblr.com/post/62796938138/pre-orders-for-my-little-porny-fucking-is-magic

In case you don't believe me, there it is.
User avatar #87 - maton (11/11/2013) [-]
I wanna see it.
User avatar #88 - iamthepapercut (11/11/2013) [-]
Then watch it
User avatar #89 - maton (11/11/2013) [-]
meant the full version
#70 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
#78 - iamthepapercut (11/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 - thebestpieever (11/11/2013) [-]
Nope. Not gonna click it. If I don't see it then it's not real.
User avatar #43 - sergeantamerica (11/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god. Why?


Please tell me she at least grew up? Ya never know with bronies...
User avatar #45 - iamthepapercut (11/11/2013) [-]
Ya, she's 18

I'm not about to link any cp shit on here, the party van isn't as fun as it sounds
#53 - It's not about sexual preference, it's about JESUS CHRIST PLEA… 11/10/2013 on don't care bout you 0
#109 - Picture 11/10/2013 on OP isn't good enough to humour +16
#108 - I dunno, ******* is pretty nice. Or so I hear.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on OP isn't good enough to humour 0
User avatar #171 - nigalthornberry (11/11/2013) [-]
Sex is really overrated...
#28 - Oh God, the Monk thing is so fantastic, considering the show i… 11/09/2013 on Makes you hate the world +6
#122 - If we're gonna vibrate, can't forget this gem.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on helicopter +1
#123 - lamarsmithgot (11/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
i don't have anymore vibrating gifs :'|
#119 - Here's one with no teeth, but with more bite .  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on helicopter 0
#120 - lamarsmithgot (11/09/2013) [-]
doge version
#122 - deletedmyaccount (11/09/2013) [-]
If we're gonna vibrate, can't forget this gem.
#123 - lamarsmithgot (11/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
i don't have anymore vibrating gifs :'|
#75 - It gets better in the second season. Season 1, to me, was more… 11/09/2013 on bryan cranston +1
#111 - Well then.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2013 on helicopter 0
#118 - lamarsmithgot (11/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
it's disturbing how yellow his teeth are
#119 - deletedmyaccount (11/09/2013) [-]
Here's one with no teeth, but with more bite.
#120 - lamarsmithgot (11/09/2013) [-]
doge version
#122 - deletedmyaccount (11/09/2013) [-]
If we're gonna vibrate, can't forget this gem.
#123 - lamarsmithgot (11/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
i don't have anymore vibrating gifs :'|
#23 - The girl got arrested to, yo. 11/08/2013 on Win! 0
#22 - Comment deleted 11/08/2013 on Win! 0
#21 - Your story leaves you a lot easier to sympathize with than the… 11/08/2013 on Win! +23
#17 - No, if you watch this gif when he goes to take his shirt off, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Sticky +1
User avatar #18 - xmeatshieldx (11/08/2013) [-]
Actually now that I take a closer look you're right. But he probably didn't want to waste delicious Dr. Pepper on that.
#32 - How can someone poison their body like that? Doesn't he know i… 11/08/2013 on Look, that's Lance Armstrong! 0
#4 - I don't think she writes her own songs, bro. 11/07/2013 on Music. +1
#19 - Picture 11/07/2013 on XSWAGx YOLO +3
#35 - Who wants to give money to someone with a fedora. 11/07/2013 on the sad truth +32
#5 - He knows, like...Paul. I think he might call them all Paul.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2013 on A real good man to work for 0
User avatar #11 - faithrider (11/07/2013) [-]
and george i think, definitely frank. and bob.
User avatar #6 - mangostormlegend (11/07/2013) [-]
And Kevin
#12 - nissn (11/07/2013) [-]
kevin was one person and the onlyone who could fix the wifi
User avatar #20 - mycatislookingatme (11/07/2013) [-]
What about Dave guys, you're forgetting Dave.
#40 - Picture 11/07/2013 on Part of the Gang 0
#35 - Yeah. I like that. 11/07/2013 on Pokemon as made by Square Enix -1
#56 - That explains the lack of parents for Frankie, I suppose. 11/07/2013 on My brain......hurts +1
#96 - Why do we have fire hoses when pissing elephants have about th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on the more you know! +2
User avatar #99 - fizzor (11/07/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until the combined smell of piss and smoke kicks in.
#41 - Okay, all jokes aside, at the age of four, my penis touched hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Surprise! 0
User avatar #42 - demandsgayversion (11/06/2013) [-]
That's all?
#11 - Girls be like "quit fat shaming." "Thi… 11/06/2013 on This type of fat people... +10

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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
#1 - TheBigGummyBear (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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