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#27 - "Oh hey I love this show" - enough people, apparently. 06/21/2016 on new show +1
#197 - Who hurt you 06/21/2016 on gay marriage +4
#289 - B. Make sex tapes with celebs, sell for millions. 03/07/2016 on TIME TO CHOOSE 0
#6 - If it were a fixed point wouldn't it have stayed still while t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on Mjolnir +1
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#14 - epicalania (08/25/2015) [-]
There are two ways of explaining it.
Marvel canon The hammer can only be wielded by those with righteous intent, the hammer has this sort of pseudo sentience which is revealed when it allows several people (including Loki and some spiderman villains (I think it was spiderman villains)) who Odin doesnt think are worthy to weild it
And proper mythology which in short has it that those who are worthy to be heir to the Asgardian throne can weild the hammer, this is done by magic and the worthiness is judged by Odin, and in some cases Thor.
#15 - Family guy started off pretty good, but declined rapidly and i… 07/29/2015 on MacFarlane +1
#35 - Any hypnotists in the group? I'm an amateur hypnotist and I've…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Finally she can finish first 0
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#43 - totallytito (07/29/2015) [-]
I think that hypnotism would be more effective at convincing her NOT to suck your dick.
#1068 - I did a roll a while ago and if you got trips you had to delet… 07/29/2015 on What does your username mean? 0
#146 - Asexuality actually is a very blanket term. It can cover those…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on 'Buncha queers 0
#300 - iloveyoufjsomuch (07/29/2015) [-]
see, you make perfect sense, what's with overly aggressive ignorants, I'll never know
#104 - Theoretically, if the snow is staying in the air we can assume…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Feelsorama +1
#109 - ajroach (07/29/2015) [-]
Yeah that would have been awesome if the finale of the show ended with Fry and Leela suffocating to death
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