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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:12/05/2016
Location:La France
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#83 - Moved to France at 14 without any French, God damn are the Fre…  [+] (1 reply) 10/15/2016 on Okeytyo Difractirm Muivnighe +2
#84 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
Really? That's strange.
Well, not so, depending on where you go I guess. We sometimes have Frenchies hop the border and ask for directions in the village. I refuse to speak French to them. We're in Flanders, speak Flemish, or Dutch. Often been insulted behind my back, they don't like it when they discover I'm suddenly reasonably fluent in French, and more than qualified to unleash the verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike on them (insults are very easy to learn).

But when I went through Calais and was scraping the bottle of my vocabulary barrel there to explain to the cops that I was trying to get back to the parking lot (the fences make it tricky to navigate), they commented that my French was surprisingly good.
But those guys have to deal with those migrants on a daily basis, so I think they'll be friendly to anyone who doesn't give them more shit for doing their job.
#60 - Oh thanks, I know nothing about how election states works.  [+] (1 reply) 10/13/2016 on Voter ID fraud is a big... 0
#61 - shaddowmarshal (10/13/2016) [-]
It's a big complicated shit show that the more you learn about it, the more confusing it gets. So that's fun.
#86 - The thing I hate about all these vagina trap ideas is some cun…  [+] (4 replies) 10/13/2016 on Morbid for rapists +6
#90 - anon (10/13/2016) [-]
Girls can't prank safely because you know a couple of autistic girls? There are equally as many guys that do stupid shit to people; hell there are thousands of videos online of people doing shit that could really hurt someone.
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#92 - defeats (10/13/2016) [-]
I meant to put a '?' after Youtube not a comma.
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#91 - defeats (10/13/2016) [-]
You never watched any pranks by females on Youtube, obviously there are guys who are bad at it too, but as a general rule I think its fair to say girls are too extreme.
Also neither of these girls were autistic in nature, just couldnt prank. Think Winston from New Girl.
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#87 - krobeles (10/13/2016) [-]
You're not a rapist yet
#52 - Is Ohio a republican state? I wouldn't be surprised if only re…  [+] (4 replies) 10/13/2016 on Voter ID fraud is a big... +2
#63 - Toshiro (10/13/2016) [-]
Its a swing state. Ohio is a very very Red state, but there's heavy gerrymandering that swings things blue
#59 - shaddowmarshal (10/13/2016) [-]
Its a border blue or purple state, meaning it tips between democrat and a balance of democrat and republican. it seems to be slowly getting more democrat of the years though.
#60 - defeats (10/13/2016) [-]
Oh thanks, I know nothing about how election states works.
#61 - shaddowmarshal (10/13/2016) [-]
It's a big complicated shit show that the more you learn about it, the more confusing it gets. So that's fun.