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#9 - I'm so used to asterisks marking a correction I thought you we… 08/29/2015 on Why do drugs when you can... 0
#6 - "I'll have your ass ******* fired!" "…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Why do drugs when you can... +44
#8 - lolollo (08/29/2015) [-]
*After you're fired.*
"How the fuck could you get fired!? You're so irresponsible!"
User avatar #9 - deescalation (08/29/2015) [-]
I'm so used to asterisks marking a correction I thought you were correcting my grammar. I stared at our comments for like 3 minutes trying to figure out what the hell you were trying to tell me
#4 - All fun and games until it's first word is "desu" 08/28/2015 on Mozart +74
#10 - Or because it tarnishes such an iconic moment by infusing it w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on See you in a while, crocodile. +6
#19 - greyhoundfd (08/28/2015) [-]
>Call Her Doody
>Her Doody
>Doody
>Dooty
>Doot
>Doot doot
#45 - newdevyx (08/28/2015) [-]
#6 - Can you really truly ever "own" a Gamecube? Aren't y… 08/28/2015 on Wild wild world +15
#7 - I think 4 months is too short a time really  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Bro code -1
User avatar #8 - dingdongpancakes (08/28/2015) [-]
it's either 4 or 6 months
#39 - zistheman (08/28/2015) [-]
**zistheman used "*roll picture*"**
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its your time of beings friends (well call it y(

(y(x( = b
x=2
b (being the appropriate time to wait to ask your friends ex out)

mfw i cant close parenthesis properly
#52 - Comment deleted 08/27/2015 on Donations +1
#24 - It happened earlier this morning, give him time to heal 08/27/2015 on walk it off +1
#13 - "Sweet, I'm Tyler Durden!" "You're not Ty-&… 08/27/2015 on happens to me all the time 0
#61 - ""Forgive me, but that's not even slightly funny.&qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on Degree 0
#64 - migueldecervantes (08/27/2015) [-]
If the debate is now about being cited, I can tell you that I am a straight winner due to the vast number of times I had been quoted in courts of law and on international news channels. It's all recorded but... I must ask you a priori to rescind any appeal to my burden of proof.

I shan't go into the details too much... Oh, fine.

Cervantes vs. International Laws Against Animal Indecency

Me: "Having seven hamster eat up tiny carrot peels out of the insides of one's rectum is a fetish, not a crime. As Voltaire wrote in his..."

The next part is not interesting as I go on quoting Voltaire (not the French writer, but my cellmate who also happens to be a writer; I tend to use the fortuitous compatibility to justify my actions).

It is rather the outcome that is interesting, but I shall spare you the details. Fine. Alright.

It all started in the spring of thirty nine, when all the girls would go to the beach in their bikinis, yet I, then a young gallant of nine years and a half would spend my time in playing with my hamsters...

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User avatar #81 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Hi.
#90 to #81 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
******* tongue my anus
#78 - waffies (02/15/2015) [-]
Yo, saw one of your comments in which you said "while i was off not having fun in the air force", and as a fellow FJer who's joining the air force, i kinda want to ask your story. Why you joined, what you did, why it was not-so-fun. Feel free to just say no, but im curious to say the least
Yo, saw one of your comments in which you said "while i was off not having fun in the air force", and as a fellow FJer who's joining the air force, i kinda want to ask your story. Why you joined, what you did, why it was not-so-fun. Feel free to just say no, but im curious to say the least
User avatar #79 to #78 - deescalation ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
I like the Air Force as a whole, but when I was in BMT my contracted job as computer programmer got pulled because I had a waiver saying I was misdiagnosed with depression as a kid. Just having the waiver got the job pulled, and I ended up as a crew chief. I'm not a mechanically inclined person, and I joined the Air Force hoping for a desk job. I've also been going through some medical stuff, so while it's difficult to balance my job and that, without Tricare I would have been ****** . I came across a bunch of my medical bills while moving out of the dorms and they totalled up to around $13,000. Your experience in the military will be what you make it. Do your best, respect your supervisors and peers, and you'll do fine
#76 - cloudpawtwo (02/11/2015) [-]
Keep up the great comments man.
Keep up the great comments man.
User avatar #77 to #76 - deescalation ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Will do
User avatar #82 to #73 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
if you did porn it would be called "crowd goes wild."
User avatar #83 to #82 - crowd (05/29/2015) [-]
Give me your snapchat and i shall send you nude pics
User avatar #84 to #83 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
I don't use snapchat.
User avatar #85 to #84 - crowd (05/29/2015) [-]
kik, i'll send dick pics anywhere
User avatar #86 to #85 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Dont have kik
User avatar #87 to #86 - crowd (05/29/2015) [-]
well then, hwo do you want em?
User avatar #88 to #87 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Are you being serious?
User avatar #89 to #88 - crowd (05/29/2015) [-]
bitch i'm always serious
User avatar #74 to #73 - deescalation ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever sent me
User avatar #75 to #74 - crowd (02/11/2015) [-]
wanna **** ?
User avatar #68 - optimism (02/11/2015) [-]
you aiming for top commenter?
User avatar #69 to #68 - deescalation ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Yup. started posting on Saturday night. Despite working 9 hours a day I think I'm doing well
User avatar #70 to #69 - optimism (02/11/2015) [-]
im impressed
i tried going for #1 on my other account but got bored at #8
hopefully the same wont happen to you
User avatar #71 to #70 - deescalation ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm first for today, 2nd for the week, 23rd for 30 days and 109th for 90 days, so far so good. I think using colored text will help me win it.
User avatar #72 to #71 - optimism (02/11/2015) [-]
as long as you persist at it you'll be first in no time
youve made great progress already
but competition does heat up around #30
User avatar #65 - newpulse (02/11/2015) [-]
Be my friend. Pretty please.
User avatar #66 to #65 - deescalation ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Fine I guess Why though
User avatar #67 to #66 - newpulse (02/11/2015) [-]
I like friends.
User avatar #63 - DerpScout (02/02/2015) [-]
Ey ***** it's a bit late to be havin' a Christmas themed profile picture don't you think?
User avatar #64 to #63 - deescalation ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
He looks happier with the hat on
#60 - axxein ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #61 to #60 - deescalation ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Why?
#62 to #61 - axxein ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
I dunno. you're okay.
User avatar #57 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #58 to #57 - deescalation ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
You're my hero
User avatar #59 to #58 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I am not the Mussolini that Fj needs
I am the Mussolini that Fj deserves
#51 - animedudej ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
hey, dude...

what program did you use when streaming anime? i'm thinking of using Xsplit to watch anime with my friendo
User avatar #52 to #51 - deescalation ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
I think I used Xsplit
User avatar #53 to #52 - animedudej ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
i might invest some money into that as i enjoy livestreaming as upposed to pre-recording things also the whole watching anime with friendos thing
User avatar #54 to #53 - deescalation ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Go for it man. I don't live stream anymore, but a housemate and myself started a youtube channel (but he'll be moving to England in 6 months, so I don't know how well it'll work out)
User avatar #55 to #54 - animedudej ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
if i dont get into school this year i might be moving to canada for a few months to live with my uncle ^_^
User avatar #43 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devon? **** , I don't know how to spell your name.
User avatar #44 to #43 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
it's Devon...who's this?
User avatar #45 to #44 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
This is an amazing discovery. I'll tell Ryan the story this weekend, but you'll probably guess who I am before then.
User avatar #46 to #45 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Not+Quite+a+Manhole/gMMuGtZ/

this was Ryan btw. 2 day suspension. I'm guessing this is Matt or Will
User avatar #47 to #46 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, Ryan messaged me the picture earlier today, that's why I was freaking out when I saw it here. And I don't play WoW like Matt or Will.
User avatar #48 to #47 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I don't know then. Emily?
User avatar #42 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devin?
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User avatar #36 - flybager (07/21/2013) [-]
I swear to god I ahev the feeling I know you from somewhere
User avatar #37 to #36 - deescalation ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I work at Seymour Johnson AFB NC, I played WoW, and other MMOs for about 8 years under the handle Speedydev, Deemoney, and Deescalation. And I went to high school at Overhills here in NC. I also post a lot of anime **** onto this site, and I've been live streaming shows as well. Any of those ring a bell?
User avatar #38 to #37 - flybager (07/22/2013) [-]
Probably 'lot of anime ***** that did the job
#31 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
hi ******
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User avatar #34 to #30 - deescalation ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #26 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
omg ur in nrth cairolina 2
User avatar #27 to #26 - deescalation ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yup, I lived here, joined the Air Force, had orders to go to Japan....then they stuck me back here
User avatar #28 to #27 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
well that sucks

I'm in Winstom Salem for a while
User avatar #29 to #28 - deescalation ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Seymour Johnson / Goldsboro here
#6 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
u dun fuked up boi, though it was quite entertaining watching the rage go on.
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