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#11 - You're right. But if it comes down to putting a dog, or a huma…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2016 on Saving Dog From Flood +8
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#79 - viscerys (08/18/2016) [-]
Smaller dogs, like the one in the post can be held by their owners. It's ridiculous to expect someone to leave their pet behind when they can easily be carried.
#16 - anon (08/18/2016) [-]
Nah ill stay with my dog, fuck that.
Family is family
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#92 - respirator (08/19/2016) [-]
Yeah bro a dog that can't live more than 20 years at extreme most is worth drowning and wasting the decades of life you presumably have left, in which you could accomplish shit and contribute to society or something crazy like that.
#8 - Real big no-no. Your eyeball can get infected, could possibly … 07/25/2016 on Life Hack +8
#5 - Not necessarily, they are taken back to before the idea for th… 06/08/2016 on Ending +11
#72 - Can you show me your statistic to support your statement?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2016 on This is next level 0
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#76 - therealfell (06/03/2016) [-]
don't forget that many of these incidents are men getting into fights
men are more likely to be homicide victims because of this, as well.
#70 - I live in Perth Australia, where these parking spots are. All …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2016 on This is next level 0
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#71 - goodhomer (06/03/2016) [-]
Statistically you are far more likely to be harmed than a woman.
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#72 - deerdevil (06/03/2016) [-]
Can you show me your statistic to support your statement?
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#76 - therealfell (06/03/2016) [-]
don't forget that many of these incidents are men getting into fights
men are more likely to be homicide victims because of this, as well.
#8 - I played it at a party one time. Ended up breaking one of my m… 05/29/2016 on GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT +2
#26 - Remove me from the list, thanks 05/05/2016 on The Galactic Empire (Part 2) 0
#4 - Man I bought this when it first came out. But the star ship fl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2016 on Screenshot Dump 0
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#18 - totallytito (04/24/2016) [-]
You up for sellin it?
I got coin if you have disc
#7 - Why do retards always try to turn when they don't have clear l…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/06/2016 on Lord, give me a sign +62
#38 - hueduebue (04/06/2016) [-]
It does happen in many places in the world. Though judging from what i know this is in russia. Dashcams are legally required to get insurance today there thats why you see so much down there. People drive like absolute shit you see so many accidents happen because nobody gives a shit. But it does happen in other countries too those that do this just dont care. They feel like they may be able to go and nothing happening.
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#18 - zenith (04/06/2016) [-]
what makes me more upset is why didn't the driver of the vehicle just stop behind the person in front of them? Why did they try to overtake?
#20 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
Do you even know how to drive? he was in the lane to turn left, the guy with the dash cam wanted to go straight on so he was in a different lane. why would he stop behind the other dude?
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#21 - zenith (04/06/2016) [-]
There isn't a dotted line either from what I see. It's just a wide single lane. There's also this thing called driving defensively, saves one from many accidents.
#23 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
I'd assume people just drive it as a 2 lane road. I have a road near where I live that is a one lane road. Everyone drives on it as if it were a two lane. Even police. There are even signs that indicate that it is only one lane. The person who should have been driving defensively was the person turning left. Which I guess they were, since they didn't get hit.
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#25 - zenith (04/06/2016) [-]
That could be true as well.
#22 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
If you really think they should've waiting behind them you're an idiot, i'm not going to argue with how stupid you are, you're probably 12 and aren't even allowed to drive as you've clearly never been through traffic lights
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#26 - zenith (04/06/2016) [-]
You found me out. I mean it's not like I drive to work everyday or anything.
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#13 - envinite (04/06/2016) [-]
In this scenario, I think the driver trying to avoid crashing to the other car.
#16 - avyon (04/06/2016) [-]
he was talking about the other car.
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#14 - dreadeddealer (04/06/2016) [-]
I think he's talking about the person who turned into the path of the pov driver... Maybe that's who you meant? Idk
#10 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
I made the same mistake when I was 16. I turned when I had no line-of-sight because I was waved on. I totaled my car...
#2 - Which is what your body needs?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2016 on Gatorade +6
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#4 - langweilig (03/25/2016) [-]
yeah people dont realize if your blood loses enough sodium you fucking die
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#3 - ssjkirby (03/25/2016) [-]
It's what plants crave
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