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#108 - Sure thing kiddo. Comedy hey, just like your opinions.  [+] (4 replies) 09/18/2016 on Shoot Me! +14
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#109 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
No, comedy, like the way you perform with women.
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#111 - snowismeniqqa (09/18/2016) [-]
Going for in the bed jokes eh?
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#112 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
Yup. The other dude started with insults.
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#136 - pleuradispensor (09/18/2016) [-]
www.nytimes.com/2007/12/09/weekinreview/09baker.html

bearingarms.com/mike-m/2016/06/02/individual-safety-whos-responsible/

Even trained police have trouble hitting their target in stressful situations. In nearly all cases they are aiming for center mass and for the most part they miss. There are plenty more articles that point out OIS statistics that highly suggest that officers in general miss a large percentage of shots fired, even at ranges of 3 yards.
#106 - I think you've watched too many action movies kiddo.  [+] (9 replies) 09/18/2016 on Shoot Me! +17
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#107 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
First off, I'm not a kid. I'm probably older than you. Second, I rarely watch movies and if I do it is a comedy.
#143 - malicemad (09/18/2016) [-]
#113 - doucheendje (09/18/2016) [-]
>not a kid
You're not really proving anything with the comments you're making
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#114 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
And who the fuck said I was trying to prove anything? Your point is...?
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#108 - deerdevil (09/18/2016) [-]
Sure thing kiddo. Comedy hey, just like your opinions.
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#109 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
No, comedy, like the way you perform with women.
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#111 - snowismeniqqa (09/18/2016) [-]
Going for in the bed jokes eh?
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#112 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
Yup. The other dude started with insults.
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#136 - pleuradispensor (09/18/2016) [-]
www.nytimes.com/2007/12/09/weekinreview/09baker.html

bearingarms.com/mike-m/2016/06/02/individual-safety-whos-responsible/

Even trained police have trouble hitting their target in stressful situations. In nearly all cases they are aiming for center mass and for the most part they miss. There are plenty more articles that point out OIS statistics that highly suggest that officers in general miss a large percentage of shots fired, even at ranges of 3 yards.
#104 - Have you ever had someone come at you with a knife? It would t…  [+] (11 replies) 09/18/2016 on Shoot Me! +13
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#105 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
You can't be serious. If a cop can miss a shot that is that close then he deserves to get stabbed.
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#106 - deerdevil (09/18/2016) [-]
I think you've watched too many action movies kiddo.
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#107 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
First off, I'm not a kid. I'm probably older than you. Second, I rarely watch movies and if I do it is a comedy.
#143 - malicemad (09/18/2016) [-]
#113 - doucheendje (09/18/2016) [-]
>not a kid
You're not really proving anything with the comments you're making
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#114 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
And who the fuck said I was trying to prove anything? Your point is...?
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#108 - deerdevil (09/18/2016) [-]
Sure thing kiddo. Comedy hey, just like your opinions.
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#109 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
No, comedy, like the way you perform with women.
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#111 - snowismeniqqa (09/18/2016) [-]
Going for in the bed jokes eh?
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#112 - deadlyfoez (09/18/2016) [-]
Yup. The other dude started with insults.
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#136 - pleuradispensor (09/18/2016) [-]
www.nytimes.com/2007/12/09/weekinreview/09baker.html

bearingarms.com/mike-m/2016/06/02/individual-safety-whos-responsible/

Even trained police have trouble hitting their target in stressful situations. In nearly all cases they are aiming for center mass and for the most part they miss. There are plenty more articles that point out OIS statistics that highly suggest that officers in general miss a large percentage of shots fired, even at ranges of 3 yards.
#5 - Well, if you're between 18-25 99% of single chicks are bitches…  [+] (4 replies) 09/18/2016 on Happens to me all the time +4
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#12 - infinitereaper (09/18/2016) [-]
Get the young ones while they are still "pure" imo. Not only when they age better they're less likely to be cunts. A lot of girls who held out in high school became major sluts in colelge. Traditional values and good wives are becoming more of a thing of the past. In fact, it's probably better to just not get married at all.
#8 - anon (09/18/2016) [-]
Someone needs to get over their last breakup.
#10 - anon (09/18/2016) [-]
never been in a realtionship, but i can tell you off hand 30 people whom i went to school with have done this exact same shit.
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#16 - lllannah (09/18/2016) [-]
"Never been in a relationship"

Sounds like you're just sour because you aren't getting laid.
#22 - Evolution dictates that the best suited survives, selectively …  [+] (2 replies) 09/08/2016 on I miss you... -3
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#23 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
Agreed with your first sentence. Typically a vestigial appendage like the hind legs of a blue whale regress, shrinking aka de evolve. Same as our tail bones and other similar vestigial appendages.

Also, the German Shepard breed and other breeds you brought up are some of the most high maintenances breeds out there, they shed like a bitch and need constant grooming and human interaction...its for the fact that they evolved along side humans (like you mentioned) that makes them more dependent on humans. A cat will groom itself and hunt on its own if it needs to.
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#67 - sirfapaton (09/08/2016) [-]
Also German Shepards have so many issues with their lower back.
#20 - You don't even understand why you're wrong. An animal doesn't …  [+] (4 replies) 09/08/2016 on I miss you... -3
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#21 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
yet you can still evolve with negative traits, evolution is often misinterpreted as only having benefical outcomes. For example, Certain dog breeds have negative health impacts because of unintentional breeding outcomes. Likewise, vestigial appendages exist in many species, which are considered to be de-evolved portions of a species (for example, a blue whale de evolving from ability to walk on land and losing its hind legs to evolve the ability to swim better via flippers).
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#22 - deerdevil (09/08/2016) [-]
Evolution dictates that the best suited survives, selectively breeding takes what might not be the most suited and continues that line along because it's more attractive for humans. Also you're fucking wrong about vestigial, a vestigial is an organ or part of the body degenerate, rudimentary, or atrophied, having become functionless in the course of evolution. Such as the human appendix.

The blue whale that you used as an example didn't devolve from living on land, it evolved to live in water. (If it even did, I'm not researching this example)
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#23 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
Agreed with your first sentence. Typically a vestigial appendage like the hind legs of a blue whale regress, shrinking aka de evolve. Same as our tail bones and other similar vestigial appendages.

Also, the German Shepard breed and other breeds you brought up are some of the most high maintenances breeds out there, they shed like a bitch and need constant grooming and human interaction...its for the fact that they evolved along side humans (like you mentioned) that makes them more dependent on humans. A cat will groom itself and hunt on its own if it needs to.
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#67 - sirfapaton (09/08/2016) [-]
Also German Shepards have so many issues with their lower back.
#17 - They have to be taught? Do you not know what evolution is? The…  [+] (6 replies) 09/08/2016 on I miss you... -3
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#18 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
and then de-evolved when they became domesticated. do YOU understand evolution? their ancestors were not considered or even interchangeable with modern dogs, they were a completely different creature...wolves can hunt, and yea dogs share the same ancestor, but when you consider the most abundant dogs are of the non hunting variety (family dogs) then you get an idea how retarded you are.
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#20 - deerdevil (09/08/2016) [-]
You don't even understand why you're wrong. An animal doesn't devolve when it's domesticated, the fundamental of evolution is changing to suit your environment.
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#21 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
yet you can still evolve with negative traits, evolution is often misinterpreted as only having benefical outcomes. For example, Certain dog breeds have negative health impacts because of unintentional breeding outcomes. Likewise, vestigial appendages exist in many species, which are considered to be de-evolved portions of a species (for example, a blue whale de evolving from ability to walk on land and losing its hind legs to evolve the ability to swim better via flippers).
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#22 - deerdevil (09/08/2016) [-]
Evolution dictates that the best suited survives, selectively breeding takes what might not be the most suited and continues that line along because it's more attractive for humans. Also you're fucking wrong about vestigial, a vestigial is an organ or part of the body degenerate, rudimentary, or atrophied, having become functionless in the course of evolution. Such as the human appendix.

The blue whale that you used as an example didn't devolve from living on land, it evolved to live in water. (If it even did, I'm not researching this example)
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#23 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
Agreed with your first sentence. Typically a vestigial appendage like the hind legs of a blue whale regress, shrinking aka de evolve. Same as our tail bones and other similar vestigial appendages.

Also, the German Shepard breed and other breeds you brought up are some of the most high maintenances breeds out there, they shed like a bitch and need constant grooming and human interaction...its for the fact that they evolved along side humans (like you mentioned) that makes them more dependent on humans. A cat will groom itself and hunt on its own if it needs to.
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#67 - sirfapaton (09/08/2016) [-]
Also German Shepards have so many issues with their lower back.
#15 - Dogs sure as **** can survive without humans, you just keep yo…  [+] (8 replies) 09/08/2016 on I miss you... -4
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#16 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
a few dog breeds do not make up for the whole, plus they have to be taught...cats just have the hunters instinct. Most dogs at best will just eat out of the trash and call it hunting.
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#17 - deerdevil (09/08/2016) [-]
They have to be taught? Do you not know what evolution is? They survived millions of years before humans taught them anything. I'm gonna assume from your blue name you're not trolling, and that you're just dumb as fuck.
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#18 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
and then de-evolved when they became domesticated. do YOU understand evolution? their ancestors were not considered or even interchangeable with modern dogs, they were a completely different creature...wolves can hunt, and yea dogs share the same ancestor, but when you consider the most abundant dogs are of the non hunting variety (family dogs) then you get an idea how retarded you are.
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#20 - deerdevil (09/08/2016) [-]
You don't even understand why you're wrong. An animal doesn't devolve when it's domesticated, the fundamental of evolution is changing to suit your environment.
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#21 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
yet you can still evolve with negative traits, evolution is often misinterpreted as only having benefical outcomes. For example, Certain dog breeds have negative health impacts because of unintentional breeding outcomes. Likewise, vestigial appendages exist in many species, which are considered to be de-evolved portions of a species (for example, a blue whale de evolving from ability to walk on land and losing its hind legs to evolve the ability to swim better via flippers).
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#22 - deerdevil (09/08/2016) [-]
Evolution dictates that the best suited survives, selectively breeding takes what might not be the most suited and continues that line along because it's more attractive for humans. Also you're fucking wrong about vestigial, a vestigial is an organ or part of the body degenerate, rudimentary, or atrophied, having become functionless in the course of evolution. Such as the human appendix.

The blue whale that you used as an example didn't devolve from living on land, it evolved to live in water. (If it even did, I'm not researching this example)
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#23 - donatelo (09/08/2016) [-]
Agreed with your first sentence. Typically a vestigial appendage like the hind legs of a blue whale regress, shrinking aka de evolve. Same as our tail bones and other similar vestigial appendages.

Also, the German Shepard breed and other breeds you brought up are some of the most high maintenances breeds out there, they shed like a bitch and need constant grooming and human interaction...its for the fact that they evolved along side humans (like you mentioned) that makes them more dependent on humans. A cat will groom itself and hunt on its own if it needs to.
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#67 - sirfapaton (09/08/2016) [-]
Also German Shepards have so many issues with their lower back.
#15 - If that's what you want to do give it a shot, I've never tried…  [+] (1 reply) 08/30/2016 on std +6
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#16 - zipov (08/30/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, I buy the carrots and make the juice myself. It tastes completely different.
#13 - The belly is all about your diet, cut carbs and sugar, but kee…  [+] (4 replies) 08/30/2016 on std +4
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#14 - zipov (08/30/2016) [-]
Sooo more meat and less buckwheat? I can do that.

What do you think about drinking veggie juice instead of eating raw veggies?
#21 - anon (08/30/2016) [-]
raw veggies is better because you get more fiber, but as long as you dont treat them to heat it doesn't matter too much
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#15 - deerdevil (08/30/2016) [-]
If that's what you want to do give it a shot, I've never tried it myself so I'm not sure. But if you're going to do the whole veggie juice route, make it yourself. The vast majority of the ones you buy in stores are just packed with shit.
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#16 - zipov (08/30/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, I buy the carrots and make the juice myself. It tastes completely different.
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